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WeirdBeard 101250

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    Pinkie Pie is being tormented by horrific nightmares. Unable to deal with it by herself anymore she seeks out Twilight's help, but will it have been the best decision when she finds herself alone in an abandoned, fog filled Ponyville?

    Sequel: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4676/Too-Shy-for-a-Rainbow

    First Published
    11th Jul 2011
    Last Modified
    11th Jul 2011
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    After everything she has worked for is torn from her hooves, one mare strives to find something to fill the hole her dreams left behind. Little does she know that one poor decision will lead her down a dark path from which she can never return, as the new Mare Do Well. Contrary to her belief, the life of a hero in the real world is nothing short of horrifying, especially when an eccentric special agent with an affinity for pony psychology is hot on her tail. As she falls into virtual madness, one farmpony might be able to keep her sane, or perhaps the exact opposite.    

    Proofread and edited by RTStephens

    First Published
    3rd Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    16th Apr 2013

    Evicted from his stable, Goldwreath is forced into a life full of perils and tragedies the like of which he has not asked for. Now facing entities of power far beyond anything he can imagine, a tyrannical military organization, a mysterious defense array in the mountains of Roam, and a foreboding phenomenon forming in the south, he must gather his wits and put his training to use in order to save the city of Roam. His enemies are tough, and his friends may not even be his friends, but no matter how hard the path he will defend the city to his last breath. That is, if he hasn't lost his sanity already.

    First Published
    27th May 2012
    Last Modified
    7th May 2013

    Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...

    One week ago, Twilight Sparkle was crowned the fourth Princess of Equestria.  Tonight, Ponyville hosts the 1003rd Summer Sun Celebration, and Princess Celestia and Princess Luna want a vacation.  With two fine young princesses like Cadance and Twilight to take over for them, nothing could possibly go wrong.

    (Title image hacked together from vectors by sakatagintoki117 and Chrome-MMVII.)

    First Published
    5th May 2013
    Last Modified
    5th May 2013

    You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

    Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

    Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.

    Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

    Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

    First Published
    2nd May 2013
    Last Modified
    12th May 2013
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    Twilight despises chocolate milk. She hates it. Defiles it. She throws it on the ground, and spits in its puddle of calcium goodness. Chocolate milk has haunted her since her childhood, and Twilight vows to never drink it at all. She can't stand it! However... somepony in the Ponyville community dares to bring this sweet treat before her, and the innocent peace offering doesn't end very well. This is the tragic event that takes place on a summer afternoon in Ponyville.

    Author Notes:

    ~ Pictures are done by GrapeParfait (His Photobucket page.)

    ~ Inspired by Twilight spilling chocolate milk.

    ~ [Tragic] because a dairy product was the unfortunate victim.

    ~ A story to celebrate the first day I registered on this site. :twilightsmile:

    Unfortunately, I couldn't finish this in time for April 25th. :pinkiesad2:

    Still hope you can enjoy it.:derpytongue2:

    First Published
    1st May 2013
    Last Modified
    1st May 2013

    Frosty Winds was just your typical rank-and-file Enclave scout. Then one day she took a mission and... Days later, she wakes up in a Steel Ranger base as a prisoner, her memories stolen, and is forced to put together what happened and who she is, all the while trying to stay alive and put her life back together.

    Also, I'd like to thank Kkat for creating this amazing world of Fallout Equestria and No One to inspire me to write my own fanfic!

    Got a question? Ask Frosty!

    Thanks to Toaster Repairpony for the awesome cover art! (Deviantart)

    -NOTICE: Looking for an artist. Message me for details!-

    First Published
    9th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd May 2013
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    Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where the heck did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?

    This was meant to be a short little quirky story, but as I soon found myself engrossed in writing a bigger and bigger story.  It was originally just written for the 'Pony transformation general' community on /mlp/. However, due to the positive feedback from friends, I then decided to post the story here on FimFiction so others could enjoy it.

    It should also be noted that the story here has been slightly modified version from the original. The story you see here has been fully reedited and 'cleaned up' to fit the standards of a "Teen" rating here on FimFic. If you wish to up the ante and read the mature version of the story, you may do so on the Google Doc here. Feel free to switch between either story version whenever you like, as the main story line between the two versions is identical.

    The reviews are in, esteemed critics are RAVING about Five Score, Divided by Four

    Well, sh*t...

    -destinedjagold

    Well, this is... bizarre. But interesting. But bizarre.

    -bitWolfy

    This story just mindfucked my everything. You get a like, a favorite, a follower and a bag of corn flakes good sir.

    -Uranium Plastic Cup

    SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW

    -Shadow Reaper

    I'll probably never be able to clop again if this keeps up.

    -Dash Attack

    This is the only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement. I congratulate you on an amazing story!

    -jeramiahsental

    "Wait, you asking for a review on what now? Who??"

    - Editior in Chief, Chicago Tribune


    Five Score editors:

    1st- Scrub

    2nd- Rain Shaker (careful, he bites)


    Enjoying the story? Check out some of the side fics!

    Changing Strings and Other Things Guy meets girl, then they both find cutiemarks! (Lyra/Bonbon) Written by Sharp Spark

    Lunar Phases. Can a guy handle becoming Princess Luna? Written by We are the Meta

    Why Me? A story about Derpy's place in the world. Written by Apuppy120

    Love songs and tooth picks. Some more Human->Lyra fun craziness! Written by FrozenMasquerade

    Earning Wings of a Different Nature. A military helicopter pilot realizes he's Daring Doo. Written by StrayanPhoenix772

    The New Boss. A human turned Sombra becoming a mob boss? Yes please. Written by Dash Attack

    First Published
    3rd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    4th May 2013

    Having lost much of her past, memories and purpose in life, Aurora Borealis stumbles upon the junkyard and its sole inhabitant Scraps. Having regained her name and desiring to find her past and place in the world, she begins to walk the paths of discovery. But what she finds and what impact she has may be more than she ever expected.

    First Published
    4th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Aug 2012
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    Dovetail was a security officer in Stable 61 when that stable opened its door for the first time in 200 years. Chosen along with her best friend, Lilybloom, to be the first scouting party into the world above, these two mares will face their biggest hardships ever. Their tale will take them on the journey of their lives: from the comforts of their stable home all the way to the Frozen North and into legend.

    Google Docs version available here: |Links| (please note that new chapters will be available here, but they are to be considered unedited and unfinished before they appear here).

    Theme song is out! Thanks to the amazing Ethan Sight for it! Go listen to it here, and please support him by buying the song on itunes: |Link|

    Official Ask Dovetail Tumblr: |Link|

    **While I’ve done my best to make this piece new-reader friendly, a familiarity with the amazing original work, Fallout: Equestria, by Kkat, may help your understanding of this story and the fantastic universe it is set in. Please check that out here if you so choose: |Link|**

    Cover art by the amazing FoxInShadow on deviantart!

    |Link|

    Edited by: TheHerpestOfTheDerp

    Pre-read by: Eeveexpert and Doomande

    First Published
    7th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    8th May 2013