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The Birds and the Bees
The CMC ask how foals are made. Results are suboptimal.
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Favorite Pupil - Brightest Star
When a villain succeeds and all hope seems lost, Twilight Sparkle proves her worth.
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Switchaloo
Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo swap bodies. What could possibly go wrong?
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Some packages are sent to the wrong addresses. What's the worst that could happen?
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Double Rainbow
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The Power of Popularity
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When You Fall
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Pinkie the Unicorn - A Tale in Four Acts
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The Science of Magic
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For the Love of Science by Cold in Gardez

Romance Comedy

Twilight has a date! Maybe. Her date doesn’t know it’s a date, which makes it more like half of a date.

But before she can go on her date, she needs to retrieve her journal, which has become unstuck from time. Her journal, full of hopes and dreams and pleasures, none of which can ever be allowed to see the light of day.

It’s a story of love, science and time travel, and the lengths one pony will go to for all three. Paradoxes be damned; Twilight has a date!

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The End of Ponies by shortskirtsandexplosions

Tragedy Sad Dark Adventure

A horrible Cataclysm has turned all of Equestria into a Wasteland of barren ash and twilight desolation. The Sun and the Moon have been destroyed. Everypony has died--including Princesses Luna and Celestia. But one pony miraculously survives; she is a lone wanderer, the last of her kind, surrounded by menacing creatures that hate her. She navigates the Wastes in an airship and scavenges off the blighted landscape to keep herself alive.

Then one day she meets an old companion who grants her a gift, the chance to go back in time to the warm and sunny days of Ponyville, where her dead friends live in happiness. How far will the last pony venture into this joyous age of Equestria, even if she fully knows that there is no way to change the horrible fate of everypony she loves?

2013 Edition: Smaller Chapters, Better Grammar, and a Few New Scenes

(A shout-out to Vimbert, pre-reader and gentlecolt)

(Cover image by Valhalla-Studios)

(New Story Arc - Marchish)

- ACT ONE: THE WASTELAND - Chapter One: From the Ashes · 17th Oct 2011

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Chapter Two: The Last Pony · 17th Oct 2011

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Chapter Three: Of Hope and Harmony · 17th Oct 2011

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Chapter Four: Creatures of the Overworld · 17th Oct 2011

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Chapter Five: Reunions · 17th Oct 2011

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Chapter Six: The Refoaling · 17th Oct 2011

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Chapter Seven: Immutable · 12th Nov 2011

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Chapter Eight: Live to Die · 12th Nov 2011

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- ACT TWO - HOOVES ON THE GROUND - Chapter Nine: The Art of Subtlety · 12th Nov 2011

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Chapter Ten: Where You Lay Your Head · 12th Nov 2011

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Chapter Eleven: A Wonder to be Alive · 12th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twelve: Give to the Earth · 12th Dec 2011

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Chapter Thirteen: Faith's Beacon · 12th Dec 2011

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Chapter Fourteen: To Touch the Ground · 12th Dec 2011

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Chapter Fifteen: A Place That Isn't Empty · 12th Dec 2011

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Chapter Sixteen: A Gift in the Darkness · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Seventeen: And the Earth Gives Back · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Eighteen: A Heart Unburied · 25th Dec 2011

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- ACT THREE: CIRCLE OF KINDNESS - Chapter Nineteen: Everlast · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twenty: Everclear · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twenty-One: Everbriar · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twenty-Two: Evershy · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twenty-Three: Eversoft · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twenty-Four: Everkind · 25th Dec 2011

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Chapter Twenty-Five: Everdazzle · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Twenty-Six: Everdizzy · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Twenty-Seven: Everdaring · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Twenty-Eight: Evertime · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Twenty-Nine: Evercircle · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty: Everlove · 3rd Feb 2013

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- ACT FOUR: DREDGEMANE - Chapter Thirty-One: Heart of Pinkness · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Two: The Pinkest Storm · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Three: For the Moon is Hollow and I Have Touched the Pie · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Four: Pinkamena Pie's Defunct · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Five: The Sisters Pink · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Six: Beyond Pink and Evil · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Seven: Pinklo Pieloto · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Eight: One Flew Over the Pinkie Pie · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Thirty-Nine: Slaughterpink Five · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty: Pinkie at the Gates of Dawn · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-One: Experimental Pinkamena City of Tomorrow · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Two: The Eternal Piecurrence · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Three: How Pink Was My Valley · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Four: Cold in Pinkez · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Five: Eternal Pinkamena on the Spotless Pie · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Six: The Pinkamenally Destructive Pie/Dumptruck Chronicles · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Seven: Pielight, Revised · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Eight: P for Pinkdetta · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Forty-Nine: Apinkalypse Now · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Fifty: These Pink Eyes · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Fity-One: Final Pinkasy · 3rd Feb 2013

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Chapter Fifty-Two: It's a Pink, Pink, Pink, Pink World · 3rd Feb 2013

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