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    I don’t question the “life” bar floating over my head, or my “EXP” gauge, or the little phantasmal boxes that appear whenever I look at an “equippable” object that show its “statistics.” It’s normal for small messages to appear in the sky every now and then, such as [System update in 2 hours.] My kind worships the Developers, higher beings that direct, create, and control everything we see. It’s all normal. This is how things have always been, since I was born. My father, my grandfather, my ancestors have all accepted and coped with these elements.

    So why does everything feel so... fake?

    My name is Twilight_Sparkle, and I know there’s something wrong here.

    Co-Written by GaruuSpike and Chaotic Dreams.

    First Published
    24th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    26th Apr 2013

    "One minute I was in my house, thinking about why humanity fears things that are different. The other I was in a land filled with talking magical horses. The universe has an odd sense of humour.  Will I manage to adapt to the new world or will I forever have to rely on a mint green unicorn? I guess only time will tell.

    Well, that and my sanity. And money. And sky pirates.

    That escalated quickly."

    A comedic take on Human in Equestria, travelling through the nations with Lyra Heartstrings by his side. Watch as they try to disprove species stereotypes of every species in Equestria.

    Now with its own TV Tropes Page! Click here!

    First Published
    18th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    8th Apr 2013
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    During a picnic, a mysterious portal appears out of nowhere in plain view of Twilight and the rest of the gang. Curiosity gets the better of them, so they decide to enter the gateway to another world and see what's on the other side.

    After transporting them to this strange new world, the portal powers down inexplicably, trapping the Bearers of Harmony in a strange cube land with no way back home.

    How will they get home? What dangers will they face lurking around every corner?

    More importantly, what does a lonely crafter have to say about all of this?


    A re-imagining of my old story, with heavily edited chapters.

    Minecraft/My Little Pony crossover.

    First Published
    16th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    18th Apr 2013

    Both of them searched for purpose during their lives.  Both of them were puppets designed to kill and manipulate.  Both of them encountered a single individual that taught them the meaning of life.  And then they passed away.  One was a villain determined to destroy everything.  The other was a child looking for security in his limited life.  They found themselves blessed to have a second chance in a new world.

    They were blessed to be able to live again…

    First Published
    25th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Jun 2013

    Kanji Tatsumi...persona user and general tough guy and bad ass goes to sleep in his home of Inaba. But when he wakes up hes surrounded by pastel colored ponies...and these weird ass bug pony...things. Oh well. Time to get to work. Yet little does he know that something sinister is lurking in the dark of Equestria. Something he's all too familiar with and something all of Equestria has never seen before. (A Persona 4 crossover)

    First Published
    26th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Mar 2013
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    It's been nine months since Twilight Sparkle got back from her solo sojourn to the Capital Wasteland where she met Ethan Smith, AKA that Crazy Son of a Bitch, AKA the Lone Wanderer and was changed forever. Now with Equestria teetering on the edge of a three way war Ethan is called upon to save Equestria, or at the very least to keep Twilight alive. But dark things are awakening in the background and all is not as it seems, can Ethan save Equestria? Can Twilight keep her friends on her side? Will these questions never stop? The answer to at least one of these is yes but can you find out which?

    Sequel of Dark Wanderings

    Edited by TacoTown

    Coverart by the awesome  Derrem

    Now has a Tumblr

    First Published
    23rd Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Jun 2013
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    Twilight Sparkle has disappeared. Not just from the face of Equestria but possibly from the face of her universe itself. She must now learn how to survive in a place unlike anything which she has experienced thus far. Luckily she has a friend out in the Wasteland. Join Twilight and The Lone Wanderer as they try and discover a way to send Twilight back to Equestria. Of course this is the Wasteland and things are never as simple as they appear...

    Now has a Tumblr

    First Published
    8th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Oct 2012
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    Stop me if you’ve heard this before. A man wakes up with a blinding headache and no knowledge of where he is or how he got there. Furthermore, it turns out that the world that he’s found himself in is populated by Technicolor ponies. However, there’s a glitch in the matrix. This world is not the Equestria of old where peace and harmony reigned supreme. No, this is the Equestrian Wasteland. A place where ponies struggle for their survival against bands of murderous raiders, xenophobic Enclave pegasi, and mutated monsters of all shapes and sizes. Luckily, this man’s name is Ethan Smith, aka The Lone Wanderer, aka that Crazy Son of a Bitch. Join him on his crazy quest to find a way back to his home in the Capital Wasteland, and with any luck make Equestria a brighter place along the way.

    A side story to Light Wanderings and Dark Wanderings but neither have to be read in order to enjoy this.

    First Published
    14th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    6th May 2013

    (A/N: Ignore everything you've read in the previous fiction. This is not the same story, not by a long shot.)

    Choices.

    Once, the wrong choice was made, and a race of ponykind was forever laid extinct, only to breathe life into another in a grand act of cosmic irony. At the same time, a mother lay low in her tomb, her final act of life giving hers to the one she loved most. From this turmoil escapes one stallion who must fight for his life when those two very same choices push and pull him into new worlds, filled with new adventure and new danger around every corner.

    And it doesn't help one bit that they have minds of their own.

    Proofread by TheBandBrony

    First Published
    16th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    23rd Feb 2013

    Because sometimes, your guardian Angel Bunny doesn't work out so well.

    Who says Slender doesn't deserve friendship or hugs?

    First Published
    5th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Oct 2012