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    After Twilight Sparkle made her biggest secret public much earlier than she'd originally planned, the lives of the Element-Bearers and their closest friends somehow managed to become even more complicated than they already were. Yet despite the flurry of all of the added activity this brings, Princess Celestia decides to undertake a particularly ambitious project: the reformation of Discord. She delegates the task to Penumbra Noctis, who, more than anypony else, can empathize with the draconequus' situation, and who is therefore best suited to showing Discord the magic of friendship. On the surface, it's a very reasonable plan.

    Unfortunately, Discord has never had much patience for reason.

    This is the fifth and final story in The Petriculture Cycle. Reading the first four stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

    Artwork by Page Turner.

    First Published
    22nd May 2013
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    22nd May 2013
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    Life in Ponyville has been relatively quiet recently, which is somewhat surprising, given that the town's librarian tried to usurp the Equestrian throne only a few months ago. Aside from the appearance of a grumpy pegasus who set up shop as a cloudsmith, the aftermath is so unnoticeable that most ponies aren't even aware that the incident happened at all. Unfortunately, all that's about to change, thanks to the return of a certain revenge-obsessed showmare....

    This is the fourth story in The Petriculture Cycle; reading the first three stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

    Artwork by Page Turner.

    First Published
    2nd Mar 2013
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    2nd Apr 2013

    Twilight casts a new spell labeled as a "pick-me-up" that, among other things, gives her the ability to smell color and causes her to lose all meaning of the words "personal space."

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    21st May 2013
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    21st May 2013
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    It's been several months since Pinkie Pie made a stunning admission about her past that permanently changed her relationship with her friends, particularly Twilight Sparkle, but life seems to have settled back to normal (well, normal by Pinkie Pie's standards, at least). However, when an old nemesis returns and ensnares Twilight in her influence, it's up to Pinkie to make things right.

    This is the second story in The Petriculture Cycle.

    Cover image by Page Turner; "Princess Twilight" vector by Nianara.

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    1st Jul 2012
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    In an effort to keep her mind occupied, Twilight Sparkle decides to delve once again into the grand mysteries of Pinkie Pie. This time, Twilight's focus is on her claims of growing up on a rock farm: like so many things related to Pinkie Pie, the idea that somepony could grow rocks as an agricultural product makes absolutely no sense. However, the investigation eventually leads Twilight to a rather... surprising discovery.

    This is the first story in The Petriculture Cycle.

    Artwork by Page Turner. Now with a TV Tropes page.

    First Published
    6th Mar 2012
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    6th Mar 2012

    Twilight Sparkle loves books, but is that even legal?

    When Twilight realizes that she loves books, and not in the way you love your grandmother, she embarks on a quest to discover if her love is legally allowed. Along the way, Rainbow Dash and Applejack try—and fail—to talk her out of her madness. Trixie, upon hearing about Twilight's passion for books, hatches a plan to get the lovestruck mare to fall for her. Shenanigans and absurdity ensue.

    Written during a tea-fueled bout of midnight-madness induced by looking at one too many Twixie pics on deviantart. Someone save me from myself...

    First Published
    21st May 2013
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    21st May 2013
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    Nopony ever said the friendship between Fluttershy and Discord would be an easy one. The difference in their life expectancies doesn’t help, but that’s a problem Discord can fix with a snap of the talons—that is, until Fluttershy finds out. Discord isn’t one to give up easily, though. He’ll do anything to keep his one and only friend. Anything.

    Inspired by the image by C-Puff.

    First Published
    15th May 2013
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    15th May 2013

    A Tau'ri ship is thrown to another galaxy by an Ancient device. There it picks ups a distress call from another vessel under attack. The Tau'ri ship, the Firestorm, is an Ancient mobile weapons platfrom from the Pegasus Galaxy, moves to investigate the vessel under attack. Once there the crew is shocked to what they find. A cruiser name the Ponyville.

    Takes place a year after Stargate Universe and one thousand years after the end of Friendship is Magic.

    First Published
    3rd Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    26th Jan 2013

    In the distant future, year 2205, the United Earth Government Expeditionary Fleet has spread the roots of mankind across planets in the most remote of places. Along the way, we have documented the life that thrives on these exotic worlds, learned much about the greater galaxy.

    Expansion is key, and knowledge is power in this day and age.

    Never before in any documented finding has man seen another sapient species beyond himself. When the scouting crews from the U.E.G.S Clarke suddenly find that they are not truly alone in the universe, it will be time to put to the test the First Contact situation they had never prepared for.

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    12th May 2013
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    23rd May 2013
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    For most of Applejack's life, she didn't know what she was. True, she understood who she was well enough.

    But ponies don't change shapes, nor do they get strength from love.

    Applejack never thought too hard on it... until the events of a certain wedding brought about some harsh realizations.

    Now, with Equestria still reeling from the surprise attack, will Applejack manage to come to terms with what she is? Will she even be able to keep her secret safe?

    For if the royal guards don't get her first, the conspirators in the shadows just might...

    Image provided by Heilos -

    First Published
    20th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    5th May 2013