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Hoghound 2313

Joined September 2011
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    Due to her antics and tomboyish behavior, Rainbow Dash has always been thought to be a lesbian by the others. But when Spike announces to his friends that he would never fall in love with the rainbow-maned Pegasus, Rainbow Dash puts her pride as a mare on the line and the competition begins. If Spike falls for her, he loses! As their friends start betting a pool to see who'll win and interfering to better their chances, who knows what ending awaits them!

    First Published
    20th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Sep 2012
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    Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go where no bookworm has gone before: on dates. Dates with lots of unfamiliar (and not so unfamiliar) mares. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

    A parody of dating websites in general, named after eHarmony.

    First Published
    9th Sep 2011
    Last Modified
    18th Jun 2012

    There's a new pony in Ponyville. She's perfect in every way. She's kind, fast, strong, beautiful, and is loved by virtually every pony she meets. But something seems off to Twilight. Something seems wrong. Very wrong... What horrible secret will she uncover?

    First Published
    6th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Jan 2012

    After being destroyed during the assault on the Enclave's Satellite Relay Station, Liberty Prime is sent to the magical land of Equestria by completely mysterious and serious forces.

    His new purpose? He has no idea.

    First Published
    3rd May 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Oct 2012

    After an incident with the heart of Liberty, Niko Bellic finds himself awake in an unusual hospital. He quickly learns that he is no longer in Liberty City. His rough, gravely world is about to be turned upside down.

    First Published
    24th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Nov 2012
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    How the Punctuation Ponies saved us all from terrible stories.

    Because crime never sleeps.

    And neither does justice.

    Co-written with UoK (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/UoK), who is a boss.

    Cover Art courtesy of BronyZero.

    First Published
    5th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Apr 2012

    Everybody's favorite steroid's addicted African American travels to Equestia to spread the word of God's holy deodorant and body wash, Old Spice. Will the Mane Six be able to stop him? Or will everypony be forced to deal with his craziness for eternity?

    Meanwhile, Spikes life turns into a living hell and Caramel tries to sell diamonds for buckweed.

    First Published
    23rd Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Aug 2012

    Ever wonder what a day is like in the lives of Fimfiction's illustrious owner and most active moderator? Look no further than this story! (Warning: Super duper gay.)

    First Published
    20th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Mar 2012

    Ever noticed how almost nopony knows how to properly discern between tracks and favorites?

    Critical acclaims:

    guardy:

    Holy shit this is meta.....so very meta....

    Tracked!

    First Published
    20th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Mar 2012

    Obsession. That's a funny little word. It can mean oh so many things to oh so many ponies. They tell me that I've got an obsession. And you know what? They're right. With what, you ask? Why, that's simple: the Elements of Harmony. I have watched and stalked after them my whole life, only now do they take form.

    My Whole life has been one long quest, one long lust, after the Elements. But is it not the powers of Harmony nor the mares themselves that I crave, no. I desire their antithesis: Gloom, Penury, Faithlessness, Facility, and Spite. I shall assign them to the ponies who best represent these forces. Why do this? Simple really. Because I must and because I can. Yet of these two forces the second in the greater; I do this because I choose to.

    And in the end history will remember me as a hero.

    Cauterium

    First Published
    12th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Oct 2012