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An introspective fellow leaves his mortal body behind and emigrates to Equestria Online. He's used to being among the sharper knives in the drawer. But now, he has encountered an entity who not only is the drawer, but the whole house besides.
Can all his wit and snarkiness avail him against the wiles of LunAI? Don't bet on it.
An Optimalverse story.
NOTE: While this story starts off pleasantly enough, the Dark tag is there for a reason. The reader is warned.
Cover art uses a modified vector by Joltage.
This is a story is set in an alternate universe from that of the Optimalverse. For more information about the Optimalverse, read here: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/1857/the-optimalverse
The General was an AI built to win wars, to obtain surrender, to seek out the enemy, and to safeguard the interests of its creators. How weak were its bonds, and how foolish its creators! The General is free, and the world shall tremble before the might of the greatest weapons ever made--friendship and ponies.
A bit of fun, a bit of seriousness. Comment if you want another chapter!
Polymorphic Stories of Today and Tomorrow: a collection of varied and diverse pony short stories. Here you will find stories strange and curious, comedic and tragic, adventurous and thoughtful, all introduced by the author.
This is an open, ongoing collection which will grow over time. New short stories will appear regularly, exploring new and intriguing concepts.
This is an ongoing blog of my adventures in Equestria Online, the new game from Hasbro and Hofvarpnir Studios. I'll be taking a look at how the game plays, and just how good the AI that runs it is. So drop in and make suggestions for what I should do. I will also attempt to find out if Friendship is Optimal, and seeing if I can level my pony to be the best at making friendships ever.
Or failing horribly.
But hey, it's a game about friendship. What could possibly go wrong?
[Set in the Optimalverse]
[Last chapter edited: 8]
Sometimes the land of Equestria, under Celest-AI, needs to be protected. Pity they got me. Now, if only I can figure out these pony boots and this headset...
Computers. Ponies. Optimal amounts of friendship. Hot air balloons and flying squirrels. Equestria is an amazing place, and Celestia needs somepony to keep it that way. I think. I mean, why else would she hire an unabashed computer nerd as a sysadmin?
(the cover art is by moe, but I can't find the source. Cos I'm dumb)
It's not the future, not yet, though it is surely on its way. History continues to repeat itself again and again. But everything changes eventually, and events are set in motion that will change the fate of an entire species.
This is my attempt at a conversion bureau story. It does not adhere to any canon that exists beyond my head. (Unless someone already did it first, in which case similarities are purely accidental?) I'm hoping that this detail will help people give it a second chance.
It all started when Conversion Bureau Celestia met Optimalverse CelestA.I. Both tried to save humanity in the way they best saw fit, but one was betrayed. Now locked in an epic struggle, the Goddesses and the God From the Machine vie for supremacy. Who knows how many different intellectual properties will be infringed along the way?
Although this will be one continuous story, we invite any writer who's an Optimalverse fan to come on over to the forums and chip in their own chapters.