Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student (And someone who likes to swim in junkyards, that disgusting freak...) that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?
LET'S FIND OUT!
Caution: Princess Celestia is a trademark of Equestria everywhere. Bikini Not Included.
AN: This is part of a collab called PonyFall, which each author is required to take one pony from the Equestria unvierse and place her into the human world, within the self-insert's care. Yes, this is a self-insert... somewhat. Every author in the collab is required to do this. And honestly? I vowed never to do self-inserts ever again, and this was 6 years ago...
...Buuuut I made an exception since this is a collab. It's been awhile.
Rated T: Violence, stabbing muffins with a fork, unnecessary poking, and some rule 34 of a fan and a paper shredder (I'm kidding)
And yes, since this is a human fic, I want you guys to be honest with the criticism. Please don't "Ooh, it's an over-done human fic so I'm gonna thumb it down" sorta deal, I ask that you at least give it a chance, especially since every other collab author is doing the same thing.
Info about collab located here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=405
But enough of my ramblings, enjoy!
Image by: johnjoseco
AN2: Holy crap, #5 in the Featured List! Yes yes yes! Thank you all for supporting the fic!
AN3: #3 now!? Good fucking lord, you guys are crazy! O_O
AN4: NUMBER TWO!? THE HELL! I'm giving you all an internet if it keeps going like this! x_x
I... this is impossible... inconceivable... just... my god... *faints*