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Joined January 2012
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    TheSlorg's Stories (7)

    • Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium
      Lyra, with some help from Bon Bon, converts her home into a shop in Ponyville to pay off some debts. But who knew running a shop could be so difficult?

      9,899 words · 2,266 views · 286 likes · 2 dislikes
    • The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie
      A member of the Hell's Angels wakes up with Pinkie Pie in place of his beard.
      20,257 words · 5,762 views · 410 likes · 10 dislikes
    • PonyFall: Australia
      Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are transported to Australia by Discord, where they try to find a way home
      90,225 words · 5,997 views · 598 likes · 29 dislikes
    • The Cutie Mark Master
      The Cutie Mark Crusaders seek advice from a mysterious "Cutie Mark Master" to find their talents.
      2,501 words · 5,531 views · 143 likes · 4 dislikes
    • Surface Deep
      5,651 words · 1,705 views · 91 likes · 4 dislikes
    • The Final Element
      0 words · 0 views · 114 likes · 12 dislikes
    • Sanctuary
      3,653 words · 454 views · 28 likes · 3 dislikes
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    The third story in The Journey of Graves.

    Graves is finally getting settled into Ponyville: his things have arrived, and many of his new friends are helping him move in. However, the housewarming will just have to wait, as the marshal receives word that there's trouble brewing in the Everfree Forest. Simple enough really, except for one minor problem: Graves has already promised Rarity he'd take care of Sweetie Belle for the day. What will the marshal do when his troublesome job meets the walking disaster?

    First Published
    10th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Jul 2012

    The second story in The Journey of Graves.

    With the rogue marshals dealt with and order restored, Graves has received instructions to stay and protect the town from wild creatures that have moved into the Everfree Forest. Only, what's a man of action supposed to do when there's absolutely nothing to do? With some help from his new friends, Graves will learn what it means to settle down in Ponyville.

    First Published
    2nd Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Mar 2012

    The first story in The Journey of Graves.

    Ponyville is getting ready for the arrival of Princess Celestia's marshals, elite of royal guard and travelling heroes of the people. But in all the hustle and bustle of party preparations, a lone traveler slips into town, a young man with business concerning Twilight Sparkle. What that business is remains to be seen, but you can be sure Ponyville won't make it easy for him.

    After all, where would be the fun in that?

    First Published
    19th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Mar 2012
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    After a rather disappointing battle with Discord, Applejack ends up on Earth and is found by a funny-looking brony named Garrett. Trials and tribulations may occur, but the question is: can she get back to her friends and find a way back home?

    First Published
    14th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    1st May 2013
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    My name is Canvas. I remember because I wrote it in the corner of the white box. It takes twelve steps to get from the cot to the wall. And the lights hurt my eyes.

    (Note: The story isn't in color because I decided to try this without the gimmick! But I still recommend reading the GDocs version.)

    First Published
    10th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Oct 2012
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    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides to invade your town and turn everything topsy-turvy. Rarity and her friends thought they would just have to break out the Elements of Harmony once again to take Discord down and bring back some normalcy. But when a shockwave of mysterious energy sends her to a world she's never known, twisting her perception of reality right down to her very body, she's going to need a lot more than some magic jewelry to bring any sense of normality back to her life.

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where you have no obligations or responsibilities and the lack of things to do is just driving you insane with boredom. Will thought that he'd just spend another lazy day watching cartoons and playing video games and putting off getting a job some more. But when a mysterious girl with purple hair drops out of nowhere in front of his moving car, he's going to get a lot more than he bargained for when he learns that things previously thought to be fantasy may be more real than he ever imagined. And it's going to take a lot more than a trip to the psychiatrist's couch to bring any sense of normality back to his life.

    A part of the PonyFall collab

    First Published
    31st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    12th May 2013

    Matt "MrBackpack" Martinez has finally gotten his life on track; he's got a job that he loves, a good enough home, a beautiful fiance, and a dog. Little does he know that all of that hard work is about to be threatened by the presence of a very confused and very naked young woman appearing in his fudge-smelling Texas backyard.

    Part of the PonyFall Collaboration series

    First Published
    19th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Apr 2013
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    Changeling's aren't nice. Changeling's don't bake. Changeling's don't get cutie marks.

    This is how little Mandible earned a cutie mark to call his own.

    First Published
    19th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Aug 2012

    Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student (And someone who likes to swim in junkyards, that disgusting freak...) that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?

    LET'S FIND OUT!

    Caution: Princess Celestia is a trademark of Equestria everywhere. Bikini Not Included.

    AN: This is part of a collab called PonyFall, which each author is required to take one pony from the Equestria unvierse and place her into the human world, within the self-insert's care. Yes, this is a self-insert... somewhat. Every author in the collab is required to do this. And honestly? I vowed never to do self-inserts ever again, and this was 6 years ago...

    ...Buuuut I made an exception since this is a collab. It's been awhile.

    Rated T: Violence, stabbing muffins with a fork, unnecessary poking, and some rule 34 of a fan and a paper shredder (I'm kidding)

    And yes, since this is a human fic, I want you guys to be honest with the criticism. Please don't "Ooh, it's an over-done human fic so I'm gonna thumb it down" sorta deal, I ask that you at least give it a chance, especially since every other collab author is doing the same thing.

    Info about collab located here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=405

    But enough of my ramblings, enjoy!

    Image by: johnjoseco

    AN2: Holy crap, #5 in the Featured List! Yes yes yes! Thank you all for supporting the fic!

    AN3: #3 now!? Good fucking lord, you guys are crazy! O_O

    AN4: NUMBER TWO!? THE HELL! I'm giving you all an internet if it keeps going like this! x_x

    AN5: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/snumberone.jpg/

    I... this is impossible... inconceivable... just... my god... *faints*

    First Published
    26th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    13th Dec 2012

    Why worry?

    Just your regular, unreliable story.

    Crazy loner meets magic hobo.

    Magic hobo accidentally burns house down.

    Shenanigans occur

    (Beware:lots of cursing in this fic.)

    (Beware:Chapters are prone to radical changes.)

    (~Don't get me started on those dream sequences.~)

    (Chapters with (DANGER ZONE) are being rewritten. Read at your own risk.)

    Cover source: http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/64482?search=discord%20humanized

    First Published
    20th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    10th May 2013