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Rainbow Dash introduces Applejack to parkour. Racing  to see who the better athlete is, they discover something else in the process.

Humanized

Rated T for minimal swearing and suggested sexytimes.

(This may or may not be a one-shot, depending on the reception. If you want another chapter, ask.)

First Published
27th Aug 2014
Last Modified
27th Aug 2014

Apple Bloom has a new recipe for cider and when Rainbow Dash gets her hands on that cider she comes up with a fool-proof plan to get back at Pinkie Pie for hogging all the cider.  What plan is ever fool-proof though?

First Published
27th Aug 2014
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27th Aug 2014

If there is anything that bothers Igneous Rock, it's when work needs to be done, and he is unable to do it thanks to an injury. His wife insists that he stay inside and rest, and let others do the work for him.

And his daughter has dropped by with her twin foals.


Another thing I wrote on a whim. Was in the mood for this kind of fluff, and as such, I wrote it.

Warning: Contains CheesePie foals. Read at your own risk.

First Published
26th Aug 2014
Last Modified
26th Aug 2014
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In the beginning, Maud didn't want to have a little sibling. Imagine her shock when she got three of them, all of a sudden. It was weird, having a trio of younger sisters around. She was responsible of them, and she had to make sure that they were ok.

That's probably why she's so "boring", according to everypony else. But that's ok.


Who wants to punch me in the face for the title pun?

First Published
26th Aug 2014
Last Modified
26th Aug 2014

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash love video games. They stay at Fluttershy's house all night (She had a collection of games she liked as a filly), playing classics on old consoles.

One afternoon, they decide to use some more recent consoles, and they find a game made of hell itself.

They rush to put it away, but before they can, Pinkie has to confess.

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This story is based on all the shame I (Shadow) feel by people saying '[SPOILER] is your fav game? Haha, nice joke."

First Published
26th Aug 2014
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26th Aug 2014
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A sad young man built an AI whose only goal was to make people smile. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but he nearly caused a global pandemic when the AI designed a plague to fulfill his wish exactly as designed. Now he's even more lonely and despairing than before, but maybe there's a way to pull him out of the depths.

Set in the world of Friendship Is Optimal, also using an idea from New Updates Are Now Available.

First Published
26th Aug 2014
Last Modified
26th Aug 2014
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FFP = Fan Fiction Poop

Where there's stories, there's randomness.

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Ahem!

Pinkie Pie goes out for a walk in Ponyville Park one day, and suddenly feels an urge to go to the little fillies room (aka, a woman's restroom) so she can take, in the nicest way I can think of describing it, a massive poop. However, her quest to dispose of her biological wastage leads her on a very short but nevertheless insanely epic adventure! YAY!

Featuring Angelina Jolie as Pinkie Pie. Matt Damon as Mr. Cake. Rihanna as Sapphire Shores, Tom Cruise as Cruise Tom. And Nickelback as Meatloaf.

Enjoy! I'm insane!

So, you're probably wondering to yourself, "What the heck is this stupid dumb talentless (yet undeniably handsome and irresistibly sexy) Brony called UniqueSKD up to now?" or, "Why is UniqueSKD still writing fanfiction? His stories are so fudging terrible that I throw up just looking at the titles!", or maybe you're thinking, "Hmm, did I leave the oven on at the right temperature? I don't want to burn my TV dinner again."

Well, whatever you're thinking, it doesn't matter. You're here, so you've got two choices; click on the chapter and start reading what may be the first of many insanely random stories that will be part of a collective series I shall call the 'FanFiction Poop Collection', a term inspired by YouTube Poop, or you can go and find another writer who actually can write good stories unlike me. Heck, I'll be more than happy to recommend a few right here!

First Published
26th Aug 2014
Last Modified
26th Aug 2014
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You are Ted, a human who has been trapped in Equestria for a while now. Under the advice of your pony friends, you've come along to join them in one of Pinkie's summer beach parties. While the ponies play their games, you were just planning on simply relaxing and enjoying the rays of the sun. But after watching the ponies play under sun in swimwear, some mixed emotions are brought out inside you. Have you been trapped so long in this world that you were starting to find your pony friends attractive?

Things get even more complicated for you when a pony you were not expecting showed up beside you. And she asks for a favor of you that you'd never thought you'd hear: help her put on her sunscreen.

But she's Princesses Celestia! The goddess of the sun! Why would a goddess like her need sunscreen?


Story inspired by the art of Tex. Lucky, lucky TexAnon.

First Published
26th Aug 2014
Last Modified
26th Aug 2014

A new wave of astounding technology has hit Equestria in past years, the most notable of them being the inventions of personal computers and the Internet. Of course, this new technology isn’t going to waste. Along with the Internet craze birthed a new kind of hobby: online gaming. Several hundreds—perhaps even thousands—of games have arrived because of this new technology, evolving it from the simple 8-bit games that had filled the arcades across the land.

Six superb mares have drunken the Kool-Aid of this gaming cult: a rainbow-maned destroyer, a flamboyantly pink baker and hard-partier, a millennia-old dream weaver of a princess, a ditzy muffin muncher, a candy-loving lyrist, and a gracious cellist with the mark treble clef. Together, they make a motley gang of gamers, some newer than others, that will at times die at the hooves of another while at others standing tall with one another.

These are their let’s-plays…dun-dun.

Proofread by my little fat buddy.

First Published
25th Aug 2014
Last Modified
25th Aug 2014
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Ever since Pinkie Pie discovered her cutie mark, Pinkemena has been trapped inside of a mirror most of her life, only coming out when Pinkie gets depressed.  But now, she's tired of living behind a mirror while her other half is all happiness, smiles, and parties. So she comes up with a plan to permanently get rid of Pinkie Pie while fooling the others once and for all. She only hopes that nopony finds out.

First Published
25th Aug 2014
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25th Aug 2014