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    PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE: DEAD AT 18

    TELEPORTATION INVARIABLY FATAL, WARNS LEADING SCHOLAR

    One look at the headline of the Canterlot Times and Twilight knew that she should have slept in today. But at least none of her friends would be silly enough to believe she was killing herself every time she teleported, right?

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    Being a human roommate to a pony leads to all sorts of cultural misunderstandings . .  but one fundamental proverb remains true.

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    Daniel Habbuck, UN ambassador to Equestria, hates his job.

    Sure it pays well, but it's hardly worth having to put up with flank-kissing politicians and the stomach twisting anxiety of knowing that he represents all of humanity.

    One night, after a particularly tense meeting leaves him wound up, Daniel is desperate for somepony to talk to. With his friends either busy  or too far away, he hires a batpony prostitute, just so he can have some company.

    As he soon learns, there's much more to this streetwalker than meets the eye...

    Rated T for sexual references, but no clop.

    Special thanks to WingmanRed, Georg, and Kraken Hatchling for proofreading and editing

    EDIT: Special, special thanks to Comrade Pony for the suggestions

    EDIT: Deleted cover art.

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    To be inserted into Equestria, it's a dream come true for anybrony!

    Meet the ponies!

    Have super awesome magical adventures!

    Use foreknowledge to avoid all those silly pratfall moments without screwing things up and causing irreparable harm to the Mane 6...uh...hopefully!

    And all for the low cost of possessing Princess Luna, denying her any real freedom or the ability to move on with her life since she's in your head and you're walking around as Nightmare Moon!

    Yeah...there had to be a catch in there somewhere, didn't there?

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    This story is a sequel to Shy Girl

    She'll poke you in class, tickle you in the hall, noogie you at lunch, and hug you, all in the same day.  She somehow has it in her head that wedgies are fun (no, really).  And yet, she doesn't have anything against you.  In fact, she even tells you she likes you.  It does make sense; she enjoys your company, and loves talking with you (a LOT).  If she likes you, you'd much prefer not being teased.  Or is she just trying to amuse you?

    Man, she's weird.  Cute, but weird . . . .

    The third installment of "The Steam Collection".  Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe.  Rated 'Teen' for some sexy, steamy moments.

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    Twilight has just put a crack in the library's front door.

    Twilight has damaged government property.

    Twilight has been in Ponyville for less than a moon.

    Twilight has to fix this before anypony of importance finds out and word gets back to the Princess, which means Twilight is going to be doing all the work herself in the name of desperate secrecy.

    Twilight is screwed.

    (Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group:  new members and trope edits are welcome. )

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    This story is a sequel to The Life and Times of a Winning Pony

    Cloud Kicker's life has been going just about perfectly. She's got a good job, two beautiful girlfriends, and she's never been on better terms with her friends. She's even getting more time with her family now that her cousin is serving as Princess Twilight Sparkle's personal bodyguard. She made mistakes in her past, but now all of that is over and she's earned her happily ever after.

    Or at least, that was what she thought. Little does she know that her new life is about to start getting very complicated.

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    You come home after working an unexpected graveyard shift at work, only to find that your bed has been occupied by a hungover DJ! Oh, and she's a talking horse. Shenanigans ensue.

    - - - - - - - - - -

    Yes, it's supposed to be yet another piece of the (for better or worse) massive "______ is in Your Bed" story trend that stemmed from Ocalhoun and Admiral Biscuit.

    I have an idea for a second chapter that I might write if I'm bored someday, hence the incomplete tag. This was just a silly distraction for me, so it's not likely to be written do for some time.

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    In the hours after her first party, Moon Dancer contemplates exactly why Twilight Sparkle didn't show up.

    It couldn't have been her fault, right?


    Details the events that took place after Moon Dancer's party in Friendship is Magic and the flashback sequence from Amending Fences.

    Edited by Kestrel

    Thanks go out to my friends who helped encourage me to write this, and to you readers for your continued support.

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    Princess Celestia sets out to reform Queen Chrysalis. Easier said than done.


    I've done too much dark and serious stuff with Chrysalis. It's time to have some fun with her playful, snarky side.


    Cover art by KP-ShadowSquirrel.

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