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While on a diplomatic trip to the Zebrican Isles, Cadance, Twilight, and Spike stumble across a hilariously embarrassing secret of Luna's.

Luna doesn't think it's nearly as funny as they do.

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A secret unknown to any hornless pony, unicorn horns are made of candy. Pinkie Pie found out, and now she wants to try every flavor!


Warning: contains awkward moments and far too much non-consensual horn licking. Proceed at the risk of your horn and your dignity.


Also available in Chinese, courtesy of Hell Organist.

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Cadance and Night Light share a pleasant conversation in a café. Everything somehow manages to get really weird, really fast.

Now complete, for the people who like stories like that.


Proofread by Octavia Harmony and Selbi.

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Pinkie Pie loves Nightmare Night.  She loves dressing up, and she loves candy.  Most of all, she loves pranking ponies.  One year she goes too far.

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When David volunteered to be part of a cryogenic experiment he thought he'd be at the forefront of human technology, spearheading research and development.

Unfortunately politics doesn't work that way.

Lucky for him, the science was solid... For ten thousand years.

AN: My attempt at some sardonic and satirical humour. Nothing is to be taken seriously. Tags when relevant. Continuation whenever I feel like it. Mwuhahaha.

A-d-d-ditional Tags: Science Fiction, Parody, Parity Bits, Things That Could Be Considered Irrelevant To The Premise And Is Only Used As Humour, Twilight Dealing With A Discovery Of A Millennia Only To Find That It Is More Frustrating Than A Certain Pink Party Pony, Kangaroos, Towels and Brawndo.

Rated teen for inappropriate scenarios. Well, lots of inappropriate scenarios.

And Featured 19/10/14! Woohoo, not like I need any more pressure... dang it! Can I go back to being an unknown writer?

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Scootaloo discovers an empty cardboard box behind the post office.

This is where her day begins.

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Octavia and Vinyl have been dating for months, but neither has had a chance to introduce their significant other to their families.  Vinyl always dodges the issue, but when Octavia is insistent they have a fight.  This leaves Vinyl with no other option than to have Octavia over to meet her parents.  

Maybe she should have told Octavia who she really was?

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Ten thousand years.

Ten thousand years, and I've forgotten their faces. It's like they never existed at all.

Ten thousand years, and I've forgotten how many days have passed when the other seats in my royal chamber have been vacant. I've forgotten how long our "trophy wall" has been empty. I've forgotten the last time I polished the six golden Keys of Harmony.

Ten thousand years, and I've forgotten how to talk with mortals.

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The humans at the restaurant Freddy Fazbear's are getting tired of having to replace the night guard every week, and go to Canterlot  to ask for Princess Luna's help. She agrees to help, but the animatronics aren't expecting a blue alicorn princess to replace last week's guard. Needless to say, they are caught off guard.

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There is nothing more traditional than exchanging scary stories around a campfire.  It started with cavemen; even on a strange new pony world, you find that the tradition is no different.  And boy, do you have a scary story to tell.

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20th Oct 2014
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