On Equus, humanity has been little more than pets and livestock for centuries.  Every now and again an aberration would be discovered, a human with odd traits or slightly above intelligence.  In this case, Alex is so much more than a simple creature.  Discovering himself in a world populated by mythological creatures that subjugate and occasionally devour mankind, will the lonely hunter fight or flee?  Either way, he'll be watching from the shadows.

This is a non-canon story from the 'Your Human and You' universe by MadMaxtheBlack.  

#4 on the Featured Box 04/22/14

#2 on the Featured Box 04/23/2014

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First Published
22nd Apr 2014
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2014

When Celestia comes to Ponyville for a visit on some royal business, she bumps into an excited and adorable little unicorn looking for a Princess to be at her tea party. Celestia, always working all the time, decides to relax and play along, letting old memories from her past be reborn.

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Special thanks to CogWing and Dont Look At My Name Bro for editing it.

First Published
22nd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

We all know how this goes, don't we? Some unlucky schmuck goes to a Halloween party or convention dressed up as someone evil, gets sent to Equestria, and then ends up antagonizing the locals.

Well my story goes a bit differently. My name is Isaac Donohue, and after a night of drunken partying that I STILL can't remember, I wake up in Equestria fifteen hundred years before the events of canon with five seemingly random superpowers:

Angelic Physiology, so I'm frickin gorgeous now. Oxygen Independence, so I don't need to breath. Asexual Reproduction, just call me Mister Mommy why don't you...Bubble Breath, something useless that I rarely use. Power Replication, otherwise known as a game breaker.

So anyways I befriended everyone's favorite draconequus Discord, and we made such beautiful chaos together. Well, it was more of me trying to reform him before he got stoned by the Princesses in an effort to change history for the better. What a waste of time that was, and as a result of this I got petrified as well for being his accomplice. Can you believe that?

Since I'm free, I've decided to settle down and rule a kingdom of my own. I'm sure there are enough tyrants in the world that need to be overthrown despite Sunbutt's best efforts. But if there aren't any, I'm pretty sure I can steal the Crystal Empire from Sombra before Shining Armor and Cadence do.

The only problem is, THE LAW WON'T STOP CHASING ME!

A LoHAV story based off the Superpower Lottery Challenge, created by me of course.

First Published
21st Apr 2014
Last Modified
21st Apr 2014
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Stop me if you've heard this one. A depressed/angry loner goes to a costume party dressed as a movie villain and gets sucked into Equestria. Once there, he/she finds that they now have the powers and abilities of the character they were cosplaying as, and proceed to go on a violent rampage and attempt to conquer the land. Well, this story has a slight twist. See, I'm not a bad guy, just a little lonely. And the character that I decided to portray? Why, Captain America of course.

I make no claims to the copywrited characters depicted herein.  All characters are property of Hasbro, DHX, Marvel Comics, or DC Comics. The cover image is property of CSImadmax on Devianart and is currently being used without permission. If asked, I will remove the image.

Well, how about that. I just made the Featured Box! 4/23/2014

First Published
23rd Apr 2014
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2014

Twilight Sparkle is gifted an enormous supply of muffins by Princess Celestia as a prank. Instead, Twilight and Derpy 'defend' the library from potential invaders.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014
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Excited to try out her secret new apple-and-cinnamon cupcake recipe, Pinkie Pie bakes a batch and heads for Sweet Apple Acres, believing Applejack to be the best judge of apple-tasting baked goods in Ponyville. When Applejack makes an off-hoof comment, Pinkie Pie may just surprise her friend with more than her delicious pastries.

Based on an off-hand comment made to me by HiddenUnderACouch. Also partially inspired by Mondai Shunketsu's story, Family Matters. You legend.

Pre-read and edited by HiddenUnderACouch and MissingLink.

Rated teen for regular innuendos.

Featured on Fimfiction.net  04/24/14. Many thanks to those of you who helped break my featured virginity.

First Published
23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014
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Discord, being the curious Spirit of Chaos he is, decides to bring in Jesus to explain what exactly Easter means. The answer is more surprising than you'd think.

Yes, a story about Jesus, chill out and roll with it.

First Published
21st Apr 2014
Last Modified
21st Apr 2014

As fate would have it, Twilight had to hatch a much bigger egg this time.

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21st Apr 2014
Last Modified
21st Apr 2014

   I was casually messing around my apartment as usual, when suddenly, I found a mysterious tome placed on my bed.

   It appeared out of nowhere, literally. I've never seen a book like this in my entire life. Being a curious person, I proceeded to read it. It claims that whoever possess this book may summon minions, dark or good, from different universes.

   Um, I guess that's interesting?

      In the middle of reading it, I literally blacked out. When I woke up, I appeared to be in some sort of castle... albeit a long since abandoned one.

      I panicked a bit, considering that would be what a sane individual would react if he was to be plunged to somewhere unfamiliar all of a sudden.

       After I regained my composure, I began to inspect my environment, and apparently, I was in a middle of a forest. Who the hell builds a castle like this in a middle of a forest? It was a dense forest as well.

       Some idiotic stuff later, I stumbled upon civilization! Yay! Actually, no, that wasn't good at all...

       The inhabitants were all miniature talking equines. Yeah, you heard me right. And to make it worse, they categorized me as a monster. Tch, the nerve of them!

       Long story short, they ended up calling some sort of military force on me and began to hunt me down like an animal.

       Fortunately for me, however, this book actually works...

                                                                                                                                                            

      No, this is not a Dead Space cross over, unfortunately.

      Edit: But it does contain Necromorphs!

      Edit number two: This got featured on April 24.

First Published
23rd Apr 2014
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2014
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Everypony has a guilty pleasure and for many, especially the single, that pleasure can be found in the adult novel section of the library. For every shipment in recent memory, Twilight Sparkle has looked forward to the newest novel from the up-and-coming Saucy Tale. For every shipment in recent memory, she hasn’t been disappointed.

So when Twilight discovers that the source of these stories is none other than the subconscious hyper-awareness of Rainbow Dash, can her brain cope with the implications or will her friends face yet another purple-coloured meltdown?

((Now featured on Equestria Daily.))

((This is not an explicit story, but does touch on some suggestive themes.))

Beta Reader Special Thanks:

Invidlord

Sereg

First Published
17th Apr 2014
Last Modified
17th Apr 2014