I was casually messing around my apartment as usual, when suddenly, I found a mysterious tome placed on my bed.

   It appeared out of nowhere, literally. I've never seen a book like this in my entire life. Being a curious person, I proceeded to read it. It claims that whoever possess this book may summon minions, dark or good, from different universes.

   Um, I guess that's interesting?

      In the middle of reading it, I literally blacked out. When I woke up, I appeared to be in some sort of castle... albeit a long since abandoned one.

      I panicked a bit, considering that would be what a sane individual would react if he was to be plunged to somewhere unfamiliar all of a sudden.

       After I regained my composure, I began to inspect my environment, and apparently, I was in a middle of a forest. Who the hell builds a castle like this in a middle of a forest? It was a dense forest as well.

       Some idiotic stuff later, I stumbled upon civilization! Yay! Actually, no, that wasn't good at all...

       The inhabitants were all miniature talking equines. Yeah, you heard me right. And to make it worse, they categorized me as a monster. Tch, the nerve of them!

       Long story short, they ended up calling some sort of military force on me and began to hunt me down like an animal.

       Fortunately for me, however, this book actually works...

                                                                                                                          

      No, this is not a Dead Space cross over, unfortunately.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future is a robot, and a ghost, and from the future, who talks about the past, and now must explain to Rarity about the origins of Hearth's Warming Eve to Rarity. Will he succeed?

No, as she already knows about the origins of the holiday, and it's July

Warning, wall-o-text in this story, and utter nonsense as well.

Just a one shot because I was bored.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

What happens when Button Mash, a video game enthusiast, is given a box filled with his fathers' old video game systems?  Join Button Mash and his miserable experiences with devices such as the Power Hoof, the Virtual Boy, and the Sega CD.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

Oh, you had a bad day at high school?

A couple of douches duct tape your car to a light pole in the parking lot?

Phht, that's nothin'.

Buddy, just kick back, relax, and let me tell you what happens when friends experiment with witchcraft on you.

It all started with the mane... My mane.

Rated Teen for an occasional cuss here or there.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

Everypony assumes Bulk Biceps enjoys nothing more than to exercise and lift weights. But he is a pony that finds pleasure in many things; including nature. One day, as he is in the meadow, he finds Fluttershy crying by herself. He wants to help, and knows just the way to do it.

A very quick little one shot I wrote for the Crack Ships Inc. April Contest. I hope it brings you some measure of enjoyment.

Cover art is a screenshot from Rainbow Falls. Not sure if I need to cite it, but there it is.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

It's only forever, not long at all...

Fluttershy loves Angel Bunny, make no mistake!  She was just particularly tired that day and wasn't in the mood for his usual antics.  She didn't really mean to summon the Goblin King Discord to take the finnicky bunny away.  Now she's faced with a labyrinth that seems both strange and familiar, like she's home even though she knows she's far from her cozy little cottage.  How will she make it through alive, and what will she do when she finally reaches the castle at the center?


A mash-up of My Little Pony, Labyrinth, and just a bit of Wizard of Oz (in the sense that the Labyrinth characters are her friends from Ponyville, but she doesn't recognize them as such).

Cover art is a collage of the following:

Discord - http://zutheskunk.deviantart.com/art/Mickeymonster-Team-Awesome-318733446

Fluttershy - http://thatguy1945.deviantart.com/art/Fluttershy-is-umm-ready-355125933

Crystal Ball - http://www.dailyfreepsd.com/vector/vector-abstract/blue-crystal-ball-magic-vector.html

Labyrinth - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyTEtNyzIeE (thumbnail)

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

(Cover Art Credit Goes to gimlas on DeviantArt. I used it without permission, so if the owner comes and wants me to replace it I will.)


Celestia, the mighty tyrant ruler who thinks herself higher above the rest.

Rainbow Dash, the town bully, who pushes ponies around.

Fluttershy, the animal abuser.

Something happened to the ponies of Equestria. Princess Luna is the only one who knows that something is wrong. The Equestrian ponies are not who they once were. Luna, sensing some great evil, knows of only one way to get help, the human world. Luna must take a risk and summon heroes from that world to stop what ever was causing this. With their help...maybe...just maybe...the evil can be stopped.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

After Twilight is kidnapped, it's up to Trixie and the Elements of Harmony to save her. They travel to Canterlot in search of answers, but get more than they bargained for. With some truly surprising knowledge, they set out on a quest to save the princess.

Others in this series:

1. Trixie's Return

2. Something About Her

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014
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Captain Shining Armor has it all; a job he adores, a loving wife, the respect of his fellow ponies.

And a not-so-secret admirer. He's sure of it.

Chrysalis has returned. threaded into every secret corner of his life, uncatchable, undetectable, unfightable. She wants him back. And he may not want to admit it, but there's nothing Shining Armor is more frightened of.

She thought he was very, very sweet.

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23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014

       Canadian producer Joel Thomas Zimmerman, also known as deadmau5 gets sucked into Equestria due to a problem with a sound mixer during a thunderstorm. He than realizes that he isn't in his home anymore and everything seems more colorful then before. How will he react to this new world? Will he meet new friends and gain their trust? This story has it all!   Chapters will be references to his songs! Never heard of deadmau5?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Link to his most well known song --------->  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8eiSA4vqc

First Published
23rd Apr 2014
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23rd Apr 2014