(This is a Displaced Story. If you hate them, please leave)
So, I went to a Comicon. I was dressed up as the God Emperor of Mankind from Warhamer 40k. I met the creepy Merchant guy. Bought something for my costume. I get sent to Equestria.
...SO WHY AM I STUCK IN THE GOLDEN THRONE WITH INFINITE ENERGY, AND ONLY A TEXT TO SPEECH DEVICE???!!!!!!