It's a difficult line of work, being The Nostalgia Critic.
There are all sorts of dangers involved; things like multiple explosions from sheer rage, M. Night Shyamalan, invading insane doctors, bat credit cards, people whining at him to review things.
Oh, and Pinkie Pie.
He was surprised that he had any sanity left beforehand.
She's here for the rest of it.
What The Hay
Bleh tells the story of Princess Derplestia, Princess Fuma and the derpified mane six's battle against a giant oatmeal-born Queen Chrysalis action figure that is alive.
The Second Chapter tells the tale of three ponies: Shunset Wimmer, the smallest pony in existence (warning: she doesn't really die); Shummershane, the flattest pony in Equestria; and Sunset Shimmer. They swap places confusingly.
And roll the credits tells of you and the mane six randomly appearing at random times, in a car, with the credits rolling right towards you. Oh, and it's also a run-on sentence.
Lower Case came to to Ponyville a jaded stallion intent on finding a quiet place to craft his magnum opus, free of the burdens and strife of life in Manehattan. What he did not intend to find was an elegant young mare willing to open her world of friendship and creativity to him. What he did not intend was for her to open his eyes to the life he'd been hiding from.
What he never dreamed was that she would actually admire him for the stallion he truly is.
This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia: The Changeling Queen
Well it's not actually a sequel. Here is a collection of short stories detailing the life of Alternia, a changeling queen impersonating the life of Princess Celestia. These are the stories of the ruler under her mask.
Reading the main sotry: Princess Celestia: The Changeling Queen if you don't want to be spoiled or confused. I will try to provide background information when I can.
For readers of the main story, there are basically no spoilers if you've read past chapter 8. Enjoy!
Almost a year has passed since Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn and was crowned princess. Twilight Sparkle has luckily been granted permission to remain in Ponyville while still carrying out her royal duties. Everything is well with Ponyville, and the Elements of Harmony.
Meanwhile, deep in the caves under Canterlot, a changeling Queen and her children hide. Queen Chrysalis has not given up on taking over Equestria. She refuses to give up, and no pink princess full of love is going to stop her. However, she had lost much of her power after the battle with Princess Cadence and the elements of Harmony, hence why she has been hiding in the caves gathering her strength. Queen Chrysalis grows impatient, however, and she is dying to know what goes on in the outside world. So she sends her children out into the field, and that is how our story begins.
Note: I do not have an official title yet. I need to think of one, so for now the story will be called TBA. The reason for this is because I absolutely refuse it to contain the words "Revenge of Queen Chrysalis." Anyway, I hope you enjoy it
Fluttershy and Applejack have been dating for over a year, so the latter has decided it's about time for them to make the next step and move in with each other. However, Fluttershy isn't too happy about this idea and there's trouble at Sweet Apple Acres. Entry for AppleShy contest.
Marker Hysteria is an investigative journalist who writes a weekly column for the local newspaper, "The Talk". As he continues life in Manehattan, he gets to know all the magnificence, the energy, the noise, the filth, the corruption, of the city. As the years go on and he becomes more and more well known, he struggles to deal with the fame and gets involved in several scandals. With help from his assistant, Lemon Drop, and his bodyguard, Azure Rush, where will Marker's column take him?