Why does this group exist? Because not everyone's a happy-go-lucky, constantly smiling, always so disgustingly cheerful faggot. That's why!

This is the group for stories where at least one of the main characters fits into one of the following two categories:

Grouchy - cynical, always frowning, sarcastic as hell asshole. His/her goal in life is to take everyone who was ever happy, smash their faces in the mud, and then spit on them. He/She rarely smiles, and when he or she does, it's only to mock someone.

Angry - This person doesn't pussyfoot around when it comes to being grumpy, he/she goes all the fuck out! He or she has no inside voice, flies off the handle at the drop of a hat, and is typically violent to boot. Don't you dare act happy around this person. You. Will. Regret it.

...Oh, were you looking for a longer description? TOO FUCKING BAD! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE! GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS WRAPPED IN SANDPAPER!