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Isaac Brock Fucks A Sheep
by UniqueSKD
Once upon a time, there was a man named Isaac Brock
Who woke up one day to see he had sprouted a huge cock
He sat upright and stared at his humongous morning wood
He rubbed his eyes in case his vision misunderstood
But there it was still, his massive erection
Not that he was complaining or making an objection
But without a woman with whom to show it off to
How to rid himself of this 'BIG' problem, he hadn't a clue
But then he heard the sound of a 'Baa! Baa! Baa!'
And he had the best idea he ever had so far
He went outside, his precum already dribbling and running
And search high and low until he found a white sheep that was stunning
And he jammed that fleshy fucker right up its behind
I'd carry on the story, but it'd probably scar your delicate mind
But let's just say that when the fucking had stopped
Silly Isaac Brock developed a strange taste for lamb chops.
The End