The Rules Of Man Cave
1. Man Cave, Man Rules
2. No flowers
3. Sports on TV 24/7
4. Wine spritzers are banned
5. Man controls all remotes
6. No chick flicks
7. No talking about feelings
8. No fluffy small white dogs
9. No W.A.Gs* (Wives And Girlfriends)
10. Man is always right
11. Hydrate with beer
12. Scratch where it itches
13. Rude behaviour tolerated
14. Flatulence encourages
15. Toilet seat stays up
16. No tofu
17. No crying
18. No whining
19. No pink
20. What happens in the man cave, stays in the man cave
*By appointment only