I realized that I had created so many TD stories that even I couldn't keep track of them all. I've also gotten comments saying "how did I miss this TD story?" I decided this was the best way to consolidate them into one place for easy access.
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326752 and that's why I spend my time learning about everything.
if I ever end up in an alternate universe and I need to explain the history of the universe, i'm more or less good. I would take a few hours, but IO could do it.
341211 Please do so. Becuase if my story is the only story in the other section
327451 Nevermind. I'm always first anyways
I'M THE 100 MEMBER BITCHES!
326752 If only that were to happen....
:
Twilight would have an orgasm taking in all that information at once.
TD tells the truth:
TD sat before DORCKES again after they found out what he had told them before was a complete load and was expected to summarise the history of his world from the dawn of time to modern day. He tried to prepare the day before but there was just one problem. He didn’t even know everything about his world’s history.
“Well? We’re waiting!” One of the ponies in the crowd said impatiently.
“Well, Um…” He said looking at out at the crowd. “How am I supposed to summarise something I don’t even know?” He thought to himself. He then looked down at his bag which had his laptop in it. That’s when he remembered that he couldn’t summarise the history of his world but luckily he knew four guys how already did that for him. “Alright, you want to hear a summary of my world’s history? He said pulling out his laptop and opening his music folder and selecting a song. “Well in that case…” TD said as he hit play and the music started playing.
“Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
324236 By all means!
Hey, can I make a banner for this group?
Present.
I'll be that guy who changes it from 69 (Hur Hur Hur) to 70
..aaand done
Works... and is handy.
Rad bro...
.....Niiiccceee.
Woo~!
~Have a good one.