Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair
Let the madness begin, it's time to let down your hair
Joker's SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go crazy, at Joker's Playhouse!
There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at Joker's Playhouse!
Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
'cause Penguin's' by (hello!)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Joker and you'll see what we mean!
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'!
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Joker's Playhouse!
