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Edit 1: Those down votes means that some people here on a Christian group that's supposedly open and welcoming are not loving and tolerating. :twilightsmile: (That, or the joke flew over your head) *records test results*

1775121 Bring the downvotes!

The most handsome man/woman in the world with the best teeth and hair style. And whose words will get the idiots of the world to follow him along with those who do not think before they act.

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a suave charismatic man in a classy-looking suit :moustache:

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Take a seat, Everypony! I got this!

But for real, probably more like this dude...

All I can think of is very attractive to girls and impressive to guys (the majority that is)

:facehoof: y just y

He's the polar opposite of Jesus, right?

Comment posted by Lady Froey deleted Sep 18th, 2013

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Deleted my comment and then you replied, oh well. You still have the right idea.

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I somewhat agree with the physical description, but that guy is awesome so I won't consider his physical looks.

1775291 "Dont forgive them MOTHER for they KNOW exaactly what they do!"
"get it? jesus was a carpenter and i cant build anything!"- American Dad, Anti-christ....which is funniest and best portrayal.

The bible says he will be charismatic, able to sway the masses, will survive a mortal wound to the head. Will have his left or right arm crippled (forgot which one) that he cannot heal. He will be cunning, and Isreal will call him their messiah. He will then after recuperating from the mortal head wound go into the Third Temple in Jerusalem and go into the holy of holies and proclaim himself god. then some jews will realize hes full of crap and flee to the mountains. He will also arise from tremulous waters. Given this and other parts of his description, i would say he will come from isreal, the UK, the USA, or blindside everybody come from madagascar. :unsuresweetie:

1775121
You got that right!

1775291 Does that mean he is a she?

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You're bold. I like that. :trollestia:

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Ah knew it! Princess Mole... I mean Molly is gonna get us all! Run everypony! :pinkiegasp:

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I knew after she won that HUB voting system, that this was going to happen...
But it does... make perfect sense... everybody will be forced to love her, and have her cutie mark on their arms and foreheads... 0_0

Love me... OR BURN !!! :flutterrage:

Ya know, recent threads have been going ti sh*t.

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I see what you did there. Allow me to provide a counter-argument:

Might as well go all the way now.

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Human-kind was the Anti-Christ the whole time. WHAT A TWIST!!! :raritystarry:

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Recent threads have been more fun. :rainbowkiss:

1777890 Next thing you know people will start talking politics.

Nothing derails threads like criticisms of Celestia's iron-hoofed rule. :trollestia:

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Nah!
To obvious.

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WHAT A TWIST!!!

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For as long as you don't say "Mamby Pamby Pony Princess" three times in a row you will be fine. Otherwise though...:rainbowderp:

1778032 I was afraid you would say that-

Have a taste of reality.

1778819 You are my kind of pony. Have a moustache-:moustache:

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Reality is that Johnny Cash has gone really downhill? :rainbowlaugh:

If you are suggesting Johnny Cash is the antichrist, that really puts a new spin on his singing "Ring of Fire".

1779018 Heh-heh. Too perfect-

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:rainbowhuh: I don't get it.

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I prefer my political arguments to be over principles, not satirical youtube videos. :applejackunsure:

I also don't get it, and I don't like Obama's policies.

1779160 It wasn't a joke, it was just me being random.:pinkiehappy:
1779284 As for you my Good sir, have a moustache as well :moustache:
More Randomness-(You get a moustache, and you get a moustache. Everypony gets a moustache!):rainbowlaugh:

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My, my... why thank you my good fellow. Such a handsome moustache this is. :moustache:

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"Mamby Pamby Pony Princess" "Mamby Pamby Pony Princess" "Mamby Pamby Pony Princes..."

GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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