Chapter One: A New Mod?
Author's note: This is my first story, I hope you enjoy! (Criticism can be helpful!) EDIT: FIXED MOST CORRECTIONS.
In a little server in Minecraft one person is absolutely bored. Steve is his name. He has everything he ever wanted and is bored with it until one unusual day...
"Man this is BORING!" , Steve said as he looked at his mansion and things.
"I have everything I need, went through every server. What else is there to do!", he yelled to himself.
Deciding a walk would help calm him down and find out what to do next, he ventured off into the wilderness. Slowly walking around, he tried to find an adventure. "Nothing", he thought to himself. As he was coming back to his house something or someone hit him in the head and knocked him out of unconsciousness. Snickering
voices could be heard as the mysterious people take Steve somewhere.
"What the heck happened?", Steve groaned as he got up to take in his new surroundings.
As he got up he noticed something, everything wasn't blocky but smooth! Steve was now in full panic. He first thought was that this was a new mod with a different type of format which kinda relaxed him. But at las, there were no names or numbers in the world that told this was a mod or server. "AHHHHH!!!" he screamed as he ran in circles trying to find out where he was.
After a long time of screaming and running, Steve slowed down. He finally found out out he was on all fours and his skin was blue green like his shirt. Confused he stumbled to a nearby lake with his new body. ( That somehow allowed him to run in control when in panic mode. ) In the reflection he saw a bluish-green pony with navy blue eyes, hazel nut hair, a tail that matches his hair, a weird horn thingy, and a picture of a diamond sword/pickaxe on his butt.
Wow. Was the only thing he could describe as he marveled at himself awkwardly. He's been through mods as a pony, but he has never seen himself like this. The sun was setting, "Dang it!", he said as he was trying to create a crafting table. "No luck.", he sighed. Looking around in the strange land he saw a tree that was low enough to climb on, but high enough to be away from mobs. Quickly he went to climb the tree, but he couldn't get up because of his clumsy hooves.
"WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME!?", Steve had said out loud.
He wanted so badly to get up the stupid tree. "So" focused on the tree, he teleported on it without knowing. Blinking, now aware he is now on the tree, he was dumbstruck. He was too tired to find out how he got on the tree, so he didn't. Sadly he was going to have to stay up a night in a tree waiting for mobs to die. Suddenly he became drowsy,"But I have no be-", was the last thing he said as he drifted into sleep.
Awakening from the early bright sun, Steve stood up in the tree. At first he thought it was all a dream. Thinking he was invincible, he jumped off the tree. With a bone-crushing landing, Steve feebly pushed himself up.
"Argggg. So this is not a dream? ... REALLY?!", He laughed as he talked to no one, but him.
A slight growl and gurgle came from his stomach. With a newfound feeling of hunger, Steve wondered around searching for food. Each step he took made him even hungrier, desperate for a snack he saw a tree with apples. In fact, the whole valley was filled with apple trees! Almost running to hug a tree, he thought about it.
"Why is there so many apple trees?", he asked himself.
Now that he thought about it someone had to plant all these trees. Maybe this person could tell him where he is, or be a bad guy and try to kill him. Finally he decided on taking one apple so no one would notice. In an attempt to get an apple Steve punched the branches, but he only hit air. Again he kept hitting, faster and faster he went. At his maximum speed of punching he gave up. Too stubborn to let the tree win, he concentrated on an apple like he did when he tried to get up the mean tree yesterday. Poof! one apple was on the ground. Rushing to the apple he greedily chomped on the apple with his body flat on the ground.
Satisfied with his breakfast, he quietly trotted away from Apple World because he didn't want to get caught by whoever owned this land. "I'm walking alone in a weird and different world with no one to talk too. ", he thought to himself. " Yayyyy. I'm in a unrealistic world with no clue on how the law of physics work here, have magic abilities which is pretty useful, don't know who sent me here, and I don't know who or what to trust!", sarcastically he spoke aloud.
EDIT: DONT READ THIS IF HATES BAD POEMS PLEASE ( I don't even think this is a poem ) DON'T EVEN COMMENT
Hearing birds chirping, the wind blowing, and drips of dew pitter-patting Steve randomly broke into a poem:
Why o why am I stuck in a place where things are not cube, but odd and different?
All is peculiar, but I can see that all of this world will be new to me.
Of course there'll be adventures waiting for me, as I look for the place where I used to be.
As Steve sang louder, he started prancing around, not caring where he was going.
This wonderful land I guess is not so bad, not as boring such as my old dear same life. I will make some new friends to meet, hopefully they'll help me on my journey.
Yes! This will be exciting Yippie! All just because someone hit me! ( I sound like a hippe... 8( )
EDIT: THE TERRIBLE PART IS NOW OVER :D
Why did I just sing? Thats weird, but I feel much better now. Picking up my pace, I search for a place to call a temporary home. I can't craft, so I'll have to find some sort of natural home from nature. Either that, or I use that weird magic glow power. Wait, I think thats how I craft! But, how does it work, meh I'll just go to nature for now. Walking far longer than expected, I see nice little cave thats perfect as a dwelling. Coming closer to the cave I inspect what's inside.
Nothing but darkness fills the cave. "What a great start." I say to myself, but going in deeper I see a bear. When the bear looked at me it roared with a massive ferocity. With slight fear, I start punching the bear with my front hooves. The bear now mad slashes me on the back. Feeling pain I hit even harder, this time with my hind legs. Screeching in pain, the bear leaves, tears on its pudgy face.
I look around with a hint of smug/triumph on my face, but that soon faded away as soon as the pain hit me. The bear's claws were very strong and had cut deep into me. I was losing blood fast, unable to keep my eyes open, I pass out.
" Spike! Are all the checklists correct for tonight's camping trip with my friends?" Twilight asked briskly.
" Yup! Everything's ready, but don't be so eggheaded like you're usually are and try to have fun!", Spike said
" Hey! I'm not so geeky! I'll prove it to you because I'll find something so interesting you'll be asking for forgiveness."
She said in an angry tone.
After saying her goodbyes to Spike, she set off with all her friends to camp in the wild woods of the Everfree Forest.
EDIT: Author's Note: ME GUSTA? I'm a noob at this stuff okay? Go easy on me. Also some questions will be
answered in next chapter! Love the comments heh heh nope. I'm very young you should know.
(6th grader's education.) EDIT: Who wants me to delete the eleven-year old song? vote!
Chapter 2: The Apocolspe Is Coming
Authour's Note: Yay so many replies! I know my grammer is very bad. :'(
Answers to questions: I am A GIRL. period. I wrote this story when I had a Huge Migrane so most of the paragraphs are horrible and im a beginner. Thanks for being honest CyneWulf and Cellybean. PS: LightPony, Baconhazard, and Flashdrive thanks for motivating me to write another chapter. I almost gave up until you guys showed up. Look at me posting random stuff.
BTW: How would Steve react to this Fanfiction?
" Oh great. I'm in one of those damn crazy dreams again…", I sighed to myself as I saw Herobrine dancing like a ballerina with Notch. Wanting to see more of this interesting place, I look around. "Nope, its the usual.", chuckling to myself looking at flying pigs, friendly creepers, and me only in my underwear in the middle nowhere. The only thing that I noticed that was different in my fantastic dream was a small computer.
Wondering the secrets the plain computer had I opened it up. A story was about me and poines popped up immediately. The story was alright, except for all the bad grammar errors and formatting space it was pretty good. Then there were the some comments. The one who fixed up the grammer mistakes was pretty cool. There were some who liked the story, but wanted someone to edit it which I found reasonable. The people who rated the book made me conflicted?
10 LIKES AND 10 DISLIKES?! Are you crazy? This is about me we're writing about you know. I'm too awesome to be disliked, and these dislikes should be about the grammar/formatting problem beacuse YOU may have demotivated this poor writer STOP writing. THAT IS SAD, or thats what I think about it. HEY, I just broke the Fourth WALL. YOU made me do this man, even if this is a sucky dream good riddance to you. YOU INSULTED ME IN A STORY?!
YOU HAVE NOW CRUSHED A LITTLE STEVE'S DREAM OF BECOMING A GREAT AUTHOR. YAY YOU.
JK. TEE-HEE :D .
Meanwhile at the Mane Six-
" This is so gonna be 20% cooler than last's month camping trip! ", Rainbow dash shouted as she reached the spot where all of them were going to stay for the night.
" Rainbow dash slow down! Some random scary animal might hear you and hurt us.", Twilight said in an irritated voice.
" Tell me why did we plan set camp in the most dangerous forest in all of Equestria again. " Applejack said in a exhausted voice.
" Well for your information Applejack I thought it would be a great idea to go camping here for some of my research on these native plants. Also it'll help us get over our fear of the Everfree Forest.", said the intelligent purple pony quiet fast. All of the others agreed to this statement.
Once all of them reached the designated area, they started setting up camp. Tents were prepared, food was being cooked , and some-pony was checking them off out of her hundreds of checklists. By the end of the day everything was done. Everyone sat quietly munching on the feast Pinkie Pie and Applejack made since they're the best. Before anyone had a chance to do anything else Pinkie Pie asked (or rather yelled ) at to them tell terrifying stories, daring other ponies to something in the wild as well.
Most of the stories told by all the mares were not very interesting. Twilight considered that talking about poison-joke was indeed a horrifying story. Fluttershy couldn't think of a story. Rarity thought storytelling was too immature. Rainbow dash just talked about how the Wonderbolts were scary enough, for them. Applejack had mumbled that giant apple monsters eating all the apples in the world was a pretty frightning tale. None of the stories were good enough to take a dare. All until Pinkie Pie started.
Okay guys I have a super duper sugary SCARY story. Once upon a time there was a guy from a different dimension who was very lazy. He had made everything he wanted and wanted to do something cupcaketasticly exciting! One day he was on a walk to find some crazy adventure, and suddenly he fainted. Waking up he realized that he became a pony! He was good and mad. Like the time I forgot to open the oven which made my pastries burnt and Mr.Cake got angry. He got soooo angry that he started flinging my burnt cupcakes at me, but I knew he'd forgive me sooner or later. Wait where was I? Oh yeah angry pony, so he was mad and started getting corupt. The angerier he got, the crazier he had became. Next thing you know, he chops off every creature's head asking them where he is and how he got here. He now lives in a random cave in the Everfree forest. Thats my okie dokie awesome lokie story!
Now it was every pony's time to gawk at her. The story didn't even make sense. Everyone just laughed.
" Now that is the craziest fairy tale I ever heard! " all of Mane Six except Pinkie Pie said at the exact same time.
" No this story is a little bit true! my Pinkie Sense told me! ", spoke Pinkie nervously.
All ponies know that Pinkie's weird sense was always correct no matter what. Everyone froze. Deciding that this was a good scary and story Rainbow dash spoke up. "Okay ponies, I'm gonna prove that Pinkie is wrong by going into cave and looking for this deadly pony." she gulped. No one dared speak a word. Sighing Rainbowdash took off to find the nearest cave.
Finally finding the last cave in the creepy forest the blue brave pegasus went inside. Just like the other twenty or so caves there was nothing. "Ha. Pinkie Pie was wrong wait until my frie-", Rainbow dash almost said as she tripped on a rock. "Stupid rocks always in my way. This rock will pa-... OMG OMG OMG OMG. WAHHHHHH!!!", flying faster than her sonic rainboom Rainbow dash flew to her friends.
Author's Note: Cliff -hanger :) I hope you enjoyed this. I'm gonna make a LONGG chapter after this, so it will be a while before I update this again. (I need to study more literature before I start)