"Peter, you in there man?"
"Just a sec, I'm waiting for this episode to end,"
"If you say so,"
"Be out in a jiff"
I wasn't the waiting type of a person, but I gave him a few minutes. Well for starters, he was my closest friend. Peter kind of has a Dick personality, but we get along just fine. Finally, he walked out of the door with a My Little Pony shirt and said smiling "Alright i'm done,"
"What where you watching?"
Already, I knew what he was going to say.
"Well, after you told me about My Little Pony two days ago, I been watching it almost all the fucking time!"
I should of introduced myself from the beginning, but I could give a shit. My names Will, Will Mavrick. I'm kind of a anime freak, though some of my friends don't realize it though. Peter's basically the only one who really knows this, but he means well. I really was stupid however, to tell him about MLP. Ever Since, he's be obsessed with the show! Though, he's never gotten past the first episode. I know it's complicated but, it's just the way he is. "Have you seen the other episodes yet?" I said when we were getting into his car. I always liked his car and wonder how the hay he could afford it. It was a Red Lamborgini that was made in the year 2009. Pretty fucking hot if you ask me.
"I haven't actually seen them yet, I don't know were to look,"
"Wait, how do you not know how to look? It's called youtube,"
"You can do that shit on youtube?"
"Are you freaking kidding me?"
"Well excuse me princess."
Well I was right though, Peter does have the inner prick inside of him. But I continued to talk to him.
"So were we heading?"
"I actually wanted to go to the mall, you know Hot Topic? They well... they sell MLP shirts! I need one!"
"But, your wearing one right now,"
"It's never to bad to have more than one,"
He enter his Lambo from the car door in a awkward fashion. I guess it was time for me to get in as well. As soon as I opened the door and closed it when getting inside, I screamed...
"Dude what the fuck are you screaming about?"
"I slammed my thumb into the car door!"
"Well stop screaming like a pussy and let me see it,"
Peter then looked at my thumb and his eyes got really big. He then started his car and rushed down the road.
"Whats...Whats going on?'
"YOUR FUCKING SKELETON IS EXPOSED!!!"
I looked confused for a second, but I decided to check on my thumb. Well... IT WAS GONE??!!! Peter then looked at me while driving to a hospital (I so hope) and said,
"Don't worry man you'll be alright!"
I passed out.
"Will? Will!!! don't you fucking die on me you hear??!! WILL!!!!"
"Where... where am I??" I said, for some reason I was in bed.
"Look who finally woke up,"
"Peter that you?"
It was peter. This time he was wearing his favorite jacket with a black t-shirt under it which had a batman logo on it. "Where am I?" I said, I was really freaking out.
"Don't worry, you're in a hospital,"
Then I remembered the incident. I removed my hand from under the blanket and it was wrapped with bandages. But I did realize something though, the bone which was exposed was back in my hand. "Thank god," I said, and I looked at the door realizing that someone was coming in.
Then My father came in holding a box wrapped with a special rainbow ribbon. My mom looked at me and she then said with a upset face,
"Are you okay sweety? Did it hurt?"
Aw don't worry mom it didn't hurt, just some fucking bone that came out earlier, lots of bleeding, yeah, i'm pretty much fanfuckingtastic! Thanks for asking. My dad then looked at me and walked up to the bed I was lying on. He placed the box that he originally had in his hand on my lap. I said,
"Whats... whats this?"
"Just something I found, lying on the ground in the streets."
Are you fucking kidding me?
"It says me name on it,"
"Oh thank heavens! Nancy he can still read!"
Thanks dick. I already knew my dad was lying from the beginning. I knew for a fact he couldn't afford shit. However, it would be nice just to take a peek inside. I really didn't want my dad to be upset or anything, and I really didn't want to be like Screw You! So, I decided to open it.
"I'll see you later, me and your mom are on a date tonight."
Alright, then and there I already know he's talking about having orgy with my mom.
As soon as they left, me and Peter where the only ones left in the room. He then grabbed a chair and sat down next to me. He then said with a wondering face "Well, open it."
He was right. I removed the ribbon on the top and found a note that said, "To Will, get better real soon," I smiled a little, cause I knew it was a joke.
I then prepared to remove the lid from the top from the box. Peter was really curious, so he was peeking to see what was inside. As soon as I opened it, Peter tried to get a better look, but instead somehow, he fell in screaming. "Oh shit!" I screamed, he just fell in.
After the incident, Peter was transported into another dimension. It was Equestria, and somehow he was transformed into a pony. Peter was very surprised and happy! But, suddenly was smacked across with a blunt object by a pink pony, sending him flying through a window. He was now unconscious. But what about Will? Will he decide to go inside the box? And what about me! Will i lose my virginity? Find out next time in The Christmas Crossover.
Will was looking inside the box. He was really confused on how Peter vanished from just entering the box itself.
Weird... He thought, who wouldn't be? Your best friend just entered Wonderland and you don't know what to do. Will closed the box for just a moment and looked around to make sure nobody was around. "No ones here Will, just open it back up," he said and he opened up the present another time.
He thought this was crazy! Still no sign or trace of Peter anywhere in the box. Will then looked really surprised for a moment. "This is really odd, Peter is gone and he's not in the box! Damn, there's only one thing to do..."
Will was really scared to actually go inside of the box. What would happen? He thought, he was really freaking out. What lures in the box? monsters, demons, etc, he didn't want to die. "Stop being a coward," Will said, he then starting shivering, closed his eyes, and proceeding to stick his head in the box.
"Pinkie, stop screaming, I'm sure Santa Hooves was just playing a prank on you," a purple pony said, trying to make her friend comfortable again.
"I swear Twilight! there was a colt! He just when SWOOSH right from the box! Ol' Pinkie showed him a lesson or two about frightening others," another pony said, this time she was pink, and very different from the other. She was very scared of the incident a second ago.
"Pinkie, i'm sure it was all just a mistake..."
"A mistake!! Twilight why would Santa Hooves do such a thing?"
Suddenly some other ponies joined in on the conversation.
"Twi, forgive me if im wrong but that was no mistake,"
"*Sign* I know it wasn't, but i just can't let Pinkie feel bad,"
"I reckon that colt got in there in a jiff, trying to hurt her,"
"Applejack! why would anypony want to hurt Pinkie..."
AHHHHHH!! Pinkie was really freaking out, she started to cry. Twilight tried to calm her down, but there was another problem. There was another pony crying. This time the pony was yellow, and she seemed very shy with the others from the reason because of the incident. Twilight walked up to her and put her hoof around her neck. "Fluttershy, it was all just a mishap, everyone's going to be fine. That stallion is gone now, and we don't really need to worry about it anymore."
"Umm...are.. are you sure he's gone?"
"Yes Fluttershy, 100% percent..."
"What on earth was that?"
Everypony in the room looked around to see were the noice was coming from. Suddenly, Applejack saw the present moving. "Hey everypony! Look! The present is moving again!" she said, everypony gather around her.
Pinkie pull out her blunt object. She was prepared! But however, Twilight told her to drop it to see what was going on.
Suddenly, the lid from the present that was meant for Pinkie opened. Everypony gasped! But Pinkie wasn't afraid. She decided to walk up to her present. When she made it, she looked inside. Then, a pony then came up from the box and coughed twice. He looked at Pinkie and freaked out. He left from the present and went to one of the corners of the room the ponies were in. The figure then looked at them all and rubbed both his eyes and looked again, they were still there. Suddenly, he decided to speak. "No... No... No Fucking way..."
All of the ponies were just staring at him, all of them except one who was crying in a corner. He noticed her so much, that he shed a tear. He then took a step, then another, and then he started walking very slowly to her. When he reached the other ponies they stepped back from him. They were scared he thought, there all scared. Finally he made it to the sad pony. He crouched down and put his hoof around her, just like Twilight. "Fluttershy... don't be upset." he said smiling.
All of the others gasped! They all gathered around and started whispering stuff
"How did he know Fluttershy's name?"
"This is crazy!"
Then they all heard someone crying. This time it wasn't Fluttershy or Pinkie! It was the blue pony. He had a short tail and for some reason a sugar cookie cutiemark on his flank. His hair wasn't just blue, it had a shade of green to it as well. All of the ponies started staring at him surprised to see him crying.
"Is he lost"
"Whats going on?"
Suddenly, there was another gasp. They bluepony stopped crying for a moment. And he looked next to him. Fluttershy had her hoof wrapped around his neck. He shed his last tear. "Thank you, I...I needed that. Alot," he said, wiping his final tear.
"Who are you, this isn't making any sense at all?" Twilight said walking up to the blue pony. "Listen colt, you better give us some answers, we don't want to hurt you, all we want is some answers."
The blue pony looked at Twilight and he took a breath. "I'm..."
"I know who you just are!"
Everypony then became surprised and looked at another blue pony, this time a lighter blue, and she was female. Even the innocent colt was staring at her. "Rainbow Dash, what are you talking about?" Twilight said looking at the blue pony.
"He's got to be a changeling Twilight! Why on earth would he being spying on us?"
"You do got a point Rainbow, he has to be a changeling!"
Suddenly, Everypony had there faces turned to Pinkie.
"What is it Pinkie?"
"Well Twi, look!"
Pinkie then walked very slowly to the colt pegasus. She then inspected him for a little bit. And then made her decision.
"Just as I expected! Twilight, he can't be a changeling, I know everypony in Ponyville, including the ones who aren't ponies! He can't be a changeling because of the fact I never seen a colt that looked like this before!"
Pinkie was right, and Twilight nor Rainbow could argue with that. Suddenly, the blue pony began to speak. "This is just impossible."
All of the mares looked at the colt, and began to listen.
"For starters, I'm not from your world, I'm from a place we know as America. My.. My name is Will, Will Mavrick. I know this Sounds crazy but..."
Suddenly Twilight became very excited, and she starting prancing like Pinkie Pie around Will. "No way!No way! NO WAY!" she said. "Your from a whole different dimension?"
Suddenly, everypony was listening.
"Why yes, yes I am. And were I come from is a little similar but quite different in it's ways."
"You don't say? What are us ponies like there?"
"Thats just the thing, were not ponies from were I come from, were known as humans."
"Humans? Amazing tell me more,"
"Well, we have music like you guys..."
Before Will could finish, Twilight took a step back and asked a serious question.
"How... how do you know about this place?"
Everypony began to listen again. Will looked around to make sure he got everyponie's attention. And then he spoke.
"You see, were i'm from, you guys are a cartoon."
Every single mare in the room gasped, Rarity fainted to the ground with a huge shock.
"Un...Unbelievable, you say were a cartoon? Now I'm all ears!"
Now everypony was into Will's world.
"Well for starters I know each and everyone of you,"
Will first walked up to Twilight and said,
"Twilight Sparkle. Student of Princess Celestia. You are known for you magic, and the books you read. You have a two pets Spike and Owlicious. You are mostly known in ponyville from saving luna, Defeating Discord, and saving your brothers wedding."
"Wow, i'm actually very impressed, you know me very well."
"Yeah, like I said I know all of you. Does anypony else want me to describe them in detail?"
All the mares shook there heads because that was all the proof they needed, except one mare who wasn't impressed. She walked up to Will and said "You think you know all of us? Proof it you joke!"
Will then took a breath, and said really fast
"Rainbow Dash. You are one of the mane 6's toughest ponies. You are known for your speed and strength. Your hobby is flying and resting in the clouds. You cleaned up the clouds for Twilight in 10 SECONDS FLAT. You saved Soarin's pie from splatting on the ground, which, he is part of the wonderbolts. You also are known for your sonic rainboom ability. Its only been performed 3 times. One as a filly, which is the reason all of you girls have cutiemarks."
All the girls looked at Dash and Dash looked at them back. Pinkie then decided to say it,
"No Bucking way,"
Will then proceeded to finish,
"One, when you saved rarity from falling at the Best Young Flyer's Competition, and last but not least, when you performed it at Mi amora Cadenza's wedding, Cadence for short, and Shining Armor's wedding. Which! is Twi's Brother.
Rainbow's mouth dropped and so were the other ponies. They were all surprised at how much Will knew. Will, was looking at them all again and he remembered something. Peter.
"Hey guys, I know we just met and all but, the reason I actually got here was because, I'm looking for somepony. Gosh, I don't know were he could be!"
Everypony was upset for Will, except, that is for Pinkie. Pinkie was smiling and she ran to Will and said, "I know were your friend is!"
Pinkie then pointed to a window in the room we were in. The window was broken, and somehow there was alittle blood on some pieces of glass. Will then slowly walked up to the window and put his hoove on the board of it and looked out of it. He screamed. "Whats wrong?" Pinkie asked looking at Will. "He's....He's Gone."