The Last of Us
Chapter 1: Can’t Take Disappointment
“Get your ass back to work you bucking moron!” This fat prick was really getting on my nerves, I was being paid to help him clean up his yard full of trash but he seemed to think that it meant he was entitled to treat me like his slave. The man in question weighed about 500 pounds, he could barely move and always had trouble breathing; in fact, I had a hard time believing that he wasn’t going to have a heart attack right in front of me. I had only been working for him for three days and already I had decided to quit, and I thought today would be a great day to quit due to the fact that it was pay day, and to be honest, no amount of money was worth that treatment.
It was about four when he finally decided I had done enough work for today, and called it quits. Now I’m going to be honest and say that I’m the type of person who doesn’t like disappointing people, so it makes it really hard to saying no to anyone, and telling him I quit after he gives me my check would be even harder. So I made a plan for myself, and that plan was to quit over the phone the next time he called me, it was the simplest plan I had ever come up with at the time. What I’m hoping right now though, is that he doesn’t call because I’ll no doubt find some stupid way to screw it up. I look at myself in the mirror and pull out the scales to see how much I weigh; it reads at 250 pounds, half of that prick’s weight. I have told myself every day since I met him that I will never become like him.
I walk into the kitchen and survey my surroundings “Okay, so the toaster is where it’s supposed to be, but where is the bread?” I ask myself. It is a rather simple kitchen; the counter is wooden with cheap laminate marble glued on. After giving up on finding the bread I instead cook up 2 eggs and go outside into the backyard. There is a slight breeze and it’s sunny out, I look to the left to see the pine trees swaying in the breeze. I had just decided that it was a nice and peaceful day.
That's when I heard some kind of whimper coming from just past the tree line. I could hear both of my dogs barking and growling at something. Curious of what was going on I went to investigate, and what I saw blew my mind into pieces. It was a very regal creature, tall slender legs, pearl white coat; it had wings and a horn. A princess tiara laid on the ground white from heat and slightly deformed. I looked back at the creature as it seemed to be in severe distress, its breathing was laboured and it was slouching from exhaustion. We looked into each others eyes, and from what I could tell she was begging me for mercy, I don’t know why but I felt pity for this creature. So I shooed my dogs away and held out my hand, at that point I think we had an understanding of the situation because she took my hand and I helped her to my house.
“Do you want to come in?” I, asked, absurdly thinking that she would be able to talk to me. Sadly, all I got in return was a nod, so I lead her into my house and filled a cup with tea.
“Do you want some?” Again she nodded. I poured another cup and put the two of them into the microwave because the tea was cold, when it beeped to signal that the tea was now hot, I took both of them out and handed one to her, she enveloped it with a field of levitation magic which faltered a bit as she raised the cup to her lips and took a sip. I gawked at this and she just raised an eyebrow at me as if she were saying, ‘what did you expect me to use my hooves?’ We just sat there in awkward silence, occasionally sipping our tea and staring awkwardly at each other.
“So do you understand me? Or are all of those nods just random guesswork”, evidently she needed to think about this one, as she brought a hoof up to her chin in thought.
“Could you get me some more tea please?” She said, in a regal voice. I looked at her with a steady gaze, not at all amazed as I had half expected it; she seemed surprised by my lack of reaction to her being able to speak.
“Are you not surprised that I speak your language?” She looked at me with a questioning stare.
“To tell you the truth, I knew you could speak my language when you understood what I said when I asked if you wanted to come in”, I said in response.
“Ah, so I suppose I should have done nothing and just walked into your house?”, She asked with her eyebrow raised.
“Yes, that would have been the appropriate response if you didn’t want me to know anything, but it’s a bit late to change that now”, I answered.
“I suppose I should tell you how I came to be here then.”, She said with a sigh.
“About 2 weeks ago I was gazing at the stars when I got a letter from my student, Twilight Sparkle. It told me that I must go to Ponyville straight away. So I teleported there and she told me about how she had been working on a dimensional portal conjuration spell for months, and had made a breakthrough that allowed her to finally be able to cast it. She brought me there because she needed to test it and had smartly decided she needed somepony there to help her in case something went wrong. Needless to say something did go wrong and Twilight and I got sucked through the portal into your world. She is now gravely injured and laying across my back unconscious and covered by an invisibility spell.” She let up the shield and I saw a purple unicorn about 3 times smaller than the white regal... Alicorn?
“Celestia, Princess Celestia.” She said with a stern look on her face
“So, uh....Princess how do I fit into this situation?”
“Well you did help us did you not? And also it was your dogs that attacked me, so I would say that because of that, you owe us. We need a place to rest and food to eat, so you can at least do that for us, sir…”
“Fleck, James Fleck.” We shook hand to hoof.
“And if you refuse to provide us with room and board we will have to take it by force.” I started laughing and she scowled at me in anger.
“So you are trying to tell me is that in your weakened state you could beat me in a fight. I saw your magic falter when you picked up the cup of tea, you don’t have enough magic to take me on and neither does your student, so you will stop threatening me or I will kick you back outside with my dogs.” I saw her cringe at the thought of staying outside with those things.
“So, be it.” She sighed “Would you be so kind as to show me to the room you will accommodate for us Mr. Fleck.” Since I live in a three bedroom house I had two guest rooms and since I have little to no guests I happily let them stay in them. As Celestia set down Twilight, I decided to pop a question.
“So, how did your student get gravely injured?”
She let out a small sigh. “Well we didn’t just land on the ground, you see, we teleported rather high into the air, needless to say I am uninjured because I have wings and she received injury because she was unconscious and hit a few trees on her way down, breaking all her legs and 3 ribs.” We both cringed and she started talking again.
“Luckily I could heal most of her injures but the ribs are going to take some time to mend fully and even after that she will have to stay in bed for a few weeks to recover from her magic exhaustion, do you perhaps have a private doctor that you can trust? I may need some help with the ribs and I’ll need painkillers and bandages.” I thought about it for a few minutes and came up with a solution.
“I have a private vet for my dogs, but even though she works on animals she is a fully licensed doctor.” Celestia raised her eyebrow in question.
“It’s not that she’s not good or anything in fact she’s an excellent doctor, it’s just that she probably wouldn’t be able to take the pressure of holding someone’s life in her hands. I don’t want to call her, but I guess there really isn’t any other choice.”
“Why don’t you want to call her?”
I growled. “Because she’s the worst ex I have ever had.” I picked up my cell and called the number on my contacts labelled ‘Bitchy Ex’.
“Hello this is Angelica, who is it?”
“It’s me James, I found something and it’s hurt I need you over here right now.”
“Why should I trust you? Maybe this is just one of your plots to get us back together, hmm?”
“Because this is different, the creature is a pony except it seems more intelligent than the rest of its herd, whatever you do keep this a secret and rush over here or it may die.”
“Okay, but you better not be lying to me. I’ll be there in ten minutes.” I looked at Celestia
“Make yourself comfortable Celestia; she’ll be here in ten minutes.” With this she nodded and headed to her room and was asleep within seconds.
I was happy today and I rarely find myself feeling like that. After grade school I found myself without feelings I didn’t care about anyone but myself and to tell the truth I’m still like that. Occasionally I’ll smile a fake smile and laugh if something is funny enough but other than that I really didn’t care what most people thought of me. Hell even the thought of death didn’t scare me, all of my family members are dead so really I have no one who cares about me. I took out my bourbon bottle and a glass from my cupboard. I was about to pour myself a glass when I heard a knock on the door. I put the bourbon and glass
back where I found them and opened the door, it was Angelica, and she was holding a bag full of medical equipment.
“This better be good.” She said with a mean growl.
I chuckled. “Oh trust me, it is. Although before I show you anything, you must promise to tell no one of this, okay?” She was looking curious now.
I motioned to the guest room Celestia is staying in as she agreed to secrecy.
“Fine just show me the sick animal and I’ll help you and get this over as quick.....” We reached the room and that’s when she saw Princess Celestia, the princess opened her eyes and saw Angelica looking at her with her mouth agape, Celestia smiled.
“I trust you will not tell anyone about this meeting, but enough of this chit chat, I need you to see if my student’s ribs have set in properly. Can you do that for me Miss...? Angelica is it?”
“Okay so is this what I am seeing right now James, am I really seeing A FRICKING WINGED UNICORN!”
I cringed “Well yes, and trust me I am as surprised as you are.” I turned her to look in my eyes. “But what I really need you to do is to keep your composure and see if her student unicorn needs any medical assistance got it?” She shook her head and walked into the other guest room. Seconds later we heard a scream, but it wasn’t Angelica screaming, and then I saw Celestia’s eyes open wide.
“Twilight!” She went galloping into the room and I ran as well. I saw Twilight eyes slowly closing and Angelica pulling a needle out of her neck. Celestia looked on in shock and right then she and Angelica’s eyes met.
“Don’t worry Miss, Alicorn is it? All I gave her was some sedatives to calm her down and relieve her pain. It will also make it easier for me to check if her ribs set in place properly.” She patted Celestia on the back. “And don’t worry I know what I’m talking about, I’m sorry you had to hear you student in so much pain. It must have hurt you to hear that scream, I don’t like causing pain, but that was a necessary pain so I hope you will forgive me.” She smiled gently at Celestia, and, brushing her long brunette hair aside , looked her in the eyes. “Now Miss Alicorn, what is your name?” this seemed to knock Celestia out of her daze.
“My name is Princess Celestia or Tia if you want to shorten my name. I am calmed to see such a mature acting woman in front of me. You remind me of myself when I was your age.” She smiled a parental smile at both of us. “As I can see you people are both like me and we all can’t handle disappointments.”
Yes the next new chapter of my new book is out and if you’re wondering I put a little of my life and emotions into this book, I ultimately think that this book will be better than my other one but please don’t be too harsh on me okay because sometimes you just write out of fun and entertainment and that is the best type of writing. So I would like if you would not ruin my fun so I can keep writing more chapters. And to tell you the truth my other story I am having trouble with so this is what I am going to do you can email me with suggestion you want to happen next on the book An Unknown World my email account is email@example.com
PS. Twilight and Fluttershy are best ponies ;)
PPS. Chapter 2 should be out in two days because I am working on it as we speak. And that is a Pinkie Promise.
- Editors notes, I really enjoyed helping with this, and I’m glad I was able to have something to do with such an interesting story.
Chapter 2: Complications
With The Princess and Angelica, I decided to bring out the bourbon and my glass again. I opened up my freezer and took out the ice cube tray; I took out 3 ice cubes and put the ice cube tray back in the freezer. I filled my glass half full and swished the concoction around, as I heard the sweet music of the ice cubes jingle in the glass. I took a sip and recoiled a bit at the horrible after taste of the drink. Most people say that the worst thing about alcohol is the after taste but I find that the taste is just there to remind you how strong the concoction is and why you are drinking it. The reason I drank was to wash away my memories of bad times and to fall asleep peacefully. It’s not the dreams I worry about since I have none it’s more of the insomnia I have in my day to day life.
It’s 2 glasses later; I go to the living room and see Angelica sleeping on the couch. Her blanket has fallen off her so I put it back over her body and head off to my room, I fall asleep almost instantly. When I wake up I hear two distinctive female voices talking. One is Celestia’s and the other one I’m not sure who it is but it has a kind of preachy tone to it like it was born to lead people and ponies alike. I decided to eavesdrop on they’re conversation.
“Do you think that they will hurt us Princess?” she said with a tone of worry.
“I don’t know my faithful student but whatever you do, don’t try to attack it or resist I have a feeling that this species is more dangerous than it looks.”
“I will trust you judgement Princess and hopefully I’ll have enough energy to warp us back very soon.”
“Exactly how soon will that be my student?”
“I should have just enough power to send us back in two months tops.”
“Hold that thought Twilight.” She paused for a second. “James you can come out now.” I step into the room.
“How did you know I was eavesdropping?” she looked upon me with a frown.
“Well your shoes and floor aren’t exactly the stealthiest combination.” She giggled and put on a warm smile. “Also I have better hearing than most ponies so to me you were as loud as a dragon. But luckily my student didn’t hear you or I would think if she did she would probably write this off as treachery or worse. Isn’t that right Twilight?” Twilight smiled sheepishly at me. “Now please excuse yourself and take Angelica with you, outside please.” I ran to the living room and woke up Angelica.
“James what is it?” she said clearly still trying to shake the cobwebs out of her head.
“Angelica, Celestia has order us to stay outside while they talk about private matters.”
“That is none of our business, unless you want to talk to the freaky Alicorn and she forces us to do it.” She got up and we walked outside.
This next scene is taken from Celestia’s perspective:
It seems that Twilight was more worried about this than I expected but that is her nature is it not, I still remember when she was my little silly filly student always riding on my back and sitting on the throne, always questioning me and even though she is much more mature than she was then. I miss those days, they were such happy times.
“Princess, are you even listening to me?”
I threw her a gentle grin “Sorry Twilight I was just thinking of better times. But enough of this worrying we will find Luna soon enough.” Ah yes the one thing that I didn’t want James to know. Luna is out here with me as well and if I sense correctly she is not exhausted one bit. “Twilight I think I have enough power to send her our location as a beacon in her mind, so do not disturb me until I open up my eyes.”
“As you wish Princess.” I close my eyes and find my sister’s brainwave pattern. This is easy since me and her brainwave patterns are exact copies of mine so I contact her telepathically. ‘Ah, Luna my sister how are you doing today?’
‘Fine Celest, where are you?’
‘I have got a native to accommodate us with room and board, he wasn’t that will though.’
‘I have got room and board as well, but this native knows more about me than he is letting on.’
‘He seemed too eager to help me and he was not upset with my appearance. Today I plan to interrogate him in his dreams or just see what he’s thinking about.’
‘Well be careful you may see some disturbing stuff in his mind.’
‘Why do you say this sister?’
“Have you ever been in a stallion’s mind?’
‘No not really... Oh I see what you’re getting at; I never knew you had a sense of humour big sis since it always seems you have a stick up your flank.’
‘Well I will give you our location and when you’re done can you please bring the male with you?’
‘Okay I have received your location and will come as soon as I’m done. See you later sister!’
‘See you later as well.’ I broke off the connection and relaxed a bit.
“Princess, is Luna safe?”
“She is as safe as we are Twilight; she too has got room and board given to her by a native.”
“Princess I seem to be sensing Ponies in our area, are you sure we can trust the native.”
“Don’t worry my student I will question the native about this, if it will make you feel better.”
“Thank you Celestia. Let’s go fetch the natives now, so they don’t grow suspicious.”
“Twilight I think that our private time is already making them suspicious.”
This scene goes back to James
“I don’t like this.” Said Angelica it seems that she is the one most phased by the situation, well why shouldn’t she be? There is an alicorn and unicorn in my house who wanted some private time to talk. Princess Celestia opened the door.
“It’s safe to come in everypony we are done talking, oh and James I have a question for you.”
“Yeah, what is it?”
“Are there Ponies in your world, more direct ponies like us?”
“Well we do have ponies but they are not intelligent.”
“What do you mean by ‘not intelligent’?”
“I mean they can’t speak or do half the things you can do.”
“Ah I see thank you James, my student thought you were keeping us in the dark about stuff”
“I feel the same way she does about the situation except I have more of a reason to think that way, so tell me Celestia am I going to get an more visitors or is something else going to happen?”
“Nothing else is going to happen James.”
“We both know that you are lying Celestia so let’s just cut the bullshit and tell me whose coming.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I saw the smile I saw all through grade school, it was the he’s stupid and will never figure out what’s really going on smile.
“You know I’ve seen that smile and grown to know what it means, listen as long as you’re on our planet you follow our rule and the rule is there is no lying to us. Now tell the truth or I’m going to hurt you and trust me I don’t want to do that.” I put my hand on gun in its holster; I have been carrying my revolver ever since they had that private conversation.
“YOU SHALL DO NONE OF THAT!” This voice was as loud as fuck and I looked up at the sky and saw another Alicorn hovering over me. It had a human on its back and it’s horn was pointed at me. I laugh a fake hardy laugh.
“You think you can destroy me with your horn, are you a fucking idiot!”
“I don’t aim to kill you just incapacitate you from doing any harm.” With that, a light hit me and I couldn’t move anything except my head. I turned my head toward Celestia.
“I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU AND YOU’RE FUCKING STUDENT BACK WITH MY DOGS! YOUR LIKE EVER GIRL I’VE MET IN THIS WORLD JUST A BACK. STABBING. BITCH!”
With that the black Alicorn knocked me out. I awoke in a daze, no hearing, and a splitting head ache. Not knowing what happened after the black bitch hit me I looked around and saw that I was duct taped to a chair and it seemed the Celestia and the other Alicorn were arguing about something, that’s when Angelica came in sneaking with a shotgun it seems she went back to her house to pick out a gun from her massive gun collection. That’s when my hearing came back with full force and I saw Twilight beside me casting some kind of healing spell.
“Every person that’s not human stand down or I will shoot the purple one!” Princess Celestia and the other Alicorn looked at Angelica as she pointed the shotgun at Twilight.
The Black Alicorn spoke up “Goddess sakes! I’ve had enough of this!” she put a paralyzing spell on Angelica and her gun clanged on the floor. Celestia levitated Angelica to another chair and duct taped her to it. I thrashed my head and pulled my arms and legs but to no avail could I get free.
“But listen Luna they have done nothing wrong, I am the one at fault here, I have betrayed them by not tell them the whole story, where this could have been a time of rejoicing and friendship. I instead turned it into a time of hatred and lies; I am truly ashamed of myself.” I saw her hang her head in shame. I felt a knife cut the duct tape off of my arms “So with my sincere apologies will you accept my hoof in friendship” I put out my hand to meet her hoof.
“I accept your apology and friendship the only thing I ask is that you don’t do it again.”
“I will accept your terms James and I will no longer talk behind your back.” She looked at both Twilight and Luna “Isn’t that right Twilight.” Twilight nodded and Luna stepped forward
“I don’t think his partner will be as willing to forgive as he was.” Everyone looked at Angelica and she just shot them an angry, I coughed and spoke up.
“Well Angelica it’s your choice you can either forgive them or we will leave you duct taped to the chair for a month or two. Neither are very good choices and you don’t like both of them, so I am going to take the tape off your mouth so you can say yes or no.” I ripped the duct tape off fast.
“Ow! Fuck, be gentle for god sake!” She looked up in thought “I’ve decided and I say no.”
“Fine, remember this day Angelica as this was the day you could have changed things for the better.” I put the duct tape back over her mouth. I turned to Celestia. “Do you have any other information you would like to tell me”
“Well it seems while you were out we found out we do exist in your world, but it seems in a more gross and kind way.”
“What do you mean ‘Gross and Kind’?”
“Well it seems we have our own show based on our world called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I’m afraid that this will lead to complications later on. It seems that someone from your world is able to enter ours, also it seems that there are explicit images of us on this ‘internet’ as well.” She looked at Twilight. “This is our next mission we will find this Lauren Faust and question her on how she knows about us.”
A/N Yes it is done! I was up till 3 am last night finishing this chapter and hopefully chapter 3 will be as interesting as this one, I really like this book because it really hasn’t been a subject that has been touched by anypony and if I’m wrong then I’m sorry okay. The reason I like this so much is because the atmosphere in this book is so tense and you can really feel that it’s like they’re walking on eggshells all the time. I honest think this maybe my best book because I can really get into it. We’ll see ya in two days and if you have a suggestion of a pre- reader please tell me since I have none or you can put yourself in the loop and maybe you can have your own lines in the story ;) Hope you enjoyed this I am really just getting started.))
PS. I was wrong last chapter everypony is best pony
PPS. I have to stop thinking about Fallout Equestria.
Chapter 3: My Little Pony: Love is Magic
Everyone around me looked confused but they were trying to find out how they are going to find Lauren Faust and what they are going to say. The thin brony stood up, to tell you the truth I didn’t even know he was here until now. He seemed to be thinking of something I just didn’t know what it is, and then he coughed and hit his hand on the night stand. Everyone’s eyes were on him now; he seemed taken aback by how much attention he had gotten in that little disturbance.
“Luna, Celestia, and Twilight before you go any further with this plan I must point out that you can’t just go outside as you are now that would freak too many people out and they government might show up and try to experiment on you. So what I suggest is that you allow Luna to transform you into another creature like a dog or a cat so you will go unnoticed by the public or if possible human but that would mean buying clothes and etc. I can probably help you get Lauren Faust attention by sending a private message to her deviant art page and we’ll see what happens from there.”
Luna got up. “That is a well thought out plan Jonathan and hopefully it will work, but with our luck it will probably not be that easy, so we will use our back up plan just in case. May I ask how you knew I was good with transformations?” I, Celestia, and Twilight exited the room we knew what was going to happen next. Me and John talked about it
Switches to Third Person, sorry in advance.
“Well Luna you are the Princess of the Glorious Night are you not, and since the night is ever changing I though you would be good at transformations.” He said with a smirk.
‘You are very observant Jonathan and I would be most pleased if you would stop observing my body right now.”
He chuckled and blushed slightly. “Sorry force of habit, and honestly I have never met a more beautiful and caring pony.”
Luna blushed a little bit. “Oh you jest John, I am not truly that beautiful am I and why do you like me so much? I honestly think my sister is far more beautiful than me.”
“No I do not kid with you Luna; before you even came here you were my favourite pony. You were so outspoken and never wanted the spot light. I found myself entranced by your presence and honestly I would want nothing more than to offer my hand or hoof in marriage.”
“I will accept your hand in marriage if you can give me the moon, a knight I loved did it and so can you if you really are serious.” She smiled a gentle smile at John
“Okay I will try and try until I’m dead but I will never forget you.” In that, a tear escaped Luna’s eye and she frowned. She very much knew the end of this if she didn’t accept this loving man’s offer.
“Forget I asked you to do that please come here John.” John slowly came to Luna and before Luna could react John threw his arms around her neck and caressed her mane.
“I am so sorry that I remind you of that knight but what I speak is the honest truth, if you need a shoulder to cry on or something I’ll be there for you.” John and Luna were just standing there lost in each other’s eyes. Luna made the first move she kissed him on the lips, tears glistening in her eyes. The only thought running through John’s mind was how pretty Luna’s eyes were, the blue matching her midnight coloured coat and John couldn’t help himself, he kissed her back and held her in his embrace. She cried and he cried but these weren’t tears of sadness but tears of joy.
Switches back to James’ view and returns to first person. Sorry again.
I got up and knock on the guest room door, no one answered so I opened up the door in the room seeing that Luna and John were sleeping with each other Luna was using John’s chest as a pillow. It made me overjoyed because he knew what look John was giving Luna all the time, it was truly the dreamy look of someone in love. I exited the room not wanting to disturb them; Princess Celestia looked at me in concern. “Don’t worry both Luna and John are safe and sleeping, it’s kind of cute when you see two love birds get together.”
All the sudden a wisp of smoke appeared in front of Celestia, she opened the letter and read it. She chuckled and put the letter down.
“What is it Princess, something good happen?” Twilight asked.
“Oh yes Twilight it would seem your friend Pinkie has a very accurate Pinkie Sense as she is preparing a wedding reception for when we get back. Now James can you fetch me some paper and a pencil.” I got up immediately and got her what she needed.
“What are you writing Celestia?”
“Oh just about John and Luna, also about our condition and how soon we will be going home.”
“And your prediction on when you’ll be going home?”
“Well I think I or Twilight should have enough power to bring us back in 3 days but we are going to find this ‘Lauren Faust’ and that could take 3 or 4 months.” It was several hours before Luna and John woke up and started working on improving the plan after all John’s plan was just a rough sketch of what’s going to happen.
“Okay Luna this is how it’s going to work I will contact Lauren and I will hack on her computer and force a live stream that will be you mares talking and that’s when you’ll ask if there is any possible way you could visit her. Hopefully she’ll respond and it will work out and if not then well, we tried my plan and we’ll do your plan.”
“Sounds solid to me Celestia and Luna” I looked around the kitchen for Angelica and Twilight “Where’s Angelica and Twilight?”
“Oh Twilight is sleeping and Angelica I don’t know about.”
“Luna you know anything about Angelica?”
“Oh right her” Growled Luna “I probed in her memory found out where she lived and teleported us there, and then I wiped her memory of everypony from the time before you phone her. So to her, none of this ever happened.”
“Good job Lulu!”
“Celest! Stop calling me Lulu I’m not a filly anymore!” Celestia chuckled
“Lulu you will always be my silly filly sister.” Luna was fuming with anger, while Celestia was lightly chuckling. Before Luna could do anything brash John walked up to her and looked at her with a calm collective smile it seemed to calm her right down.
“Don’t worry Luna she’s just teasing you to get under your skin and to tell you the truth I like it, it’s cute.”
“Oh John you’re just saying that.”
“I know something else that’s cute but I don’t think you’re sister would want me to say it.”
Luna blushed bright red “Oh John you’re such a naughty colt!” She grabbed his ass; there was a grunt and they were both laughing they’re heads off.
“Well it’s nice to know my little Lulu is growing up.”
“Celest I grew up when I found you in bed with a stallion.”
“Hey you said you wouldn’t mention that to no pony!”
“Well you said you wouldn’t call me Lulu anymore after I promised not to talk about it so we’re even.” Luna smirked at Celestia.
Celestia chuckled “Okay you win on that account, so Luna I hear you did something with John in the guest room.”
Luna and John blushed so hard I though they’re natural colour was red “No!” they said in perfect unison.
“Well looks like you two just got owned” I tried to stifle my laughter, but ultimately failed. “hahaha you... You should have seen the look on your faces!”
“Come on not you too James this is just getting ridiculous!” After me and Celestia got over the hilarity of the situation that had unfolded in front of us. We started to set up my webcam for the video streaming. “Okay everyone ready I’m going to start the Live stream in three...two....one!” Yelled John.
This is taken from Lauren’s Perspective
I turn on my computer to see if anything good is going on. Then I check EqD and EqG to see if anything good is being created. That is when I notice I have a new private message on deviant art and to just humour the person I open it, that’s when my screen turns blue and then a picture starts to show up with a human, Luna, and Celestia in it. No it’s not a picture because it’s moving so this is a live stream.
“You guys ready?” asked a guy off camera.
“John, we are not male we are female and please address me as Princess Luna. I know you love me dear but this has to be professional.”
“Okay Princess Luna we’re recording.”
Luna spoke up. “Dear Lauren, this may come to surprise but we are real ponies and now that we have found out that your dimension knows about us I want to ask if we may have an audience with you. This can be arranged by sending us a ‘live stream’ of your location we can then teleport there and talk I say farewell and hopefully you’ll say yes.” My screen returned to normal and I put my laptop out on the lawn pointing to my house hopefully they will be able to find my location.
This goes back to James Perspective
“Good job my sister!” Celestia commented.
“Why thank you! Hopefully she will reply and we will find out what’s going on.”
“Listen everybody I’m going to refresh the page to see if I got a reply.” In a few seconds the page refreshed and his eyes widened in shock “We got a reply! Okay Luna, Celestia get over here we need you to lock on the location of this live stream.” The two princesses got up and trotted to the screen, Luna put her horn to the screen and the whole computer glowed in a midnight blue aura. A few seconds later and she lifted her horn and placed it on Celestia’s head.
“Do you think you can take me and John as well?”
Celestia raised her eyebrow. “James I can raise the sun I think I can teleport you with me.” She seemed to be slightly aggravated by my statement.
“Okay whatever you say Celestia.”
“Well is everypony ready?” asked Luna.
“Yeah, we are. Let’s get going.” And in a quick flash me, John, Luna, and Celestia were staring at the building in the live stream.
A/N The story I'm referencing from :One night, when the Princess was roaming around the country side enjoying the peaceful tranquility of her night, the Knight came up to her and asked her for her hoof in marriage. At first the Princess thought nothing of the Knight and simply told him no, but the knight would not leave her alone. Each night he would find her and ask the same question. Growing annoyed at this the Princess decided to give him a chance. He must complete a single task. This task, to capture the moon. If he could complete this task she would accept him as her husband. Thinking the task was impossible; the Princess thought this would be the last she would ever see of the Knight. Much to her surprise the Knight accepted her proposal and ran off to capture the moon.
Months go by and each night the Knight could be found trying and failing over and over again to capture the giant white orb in the sky. Every night the Princess would watch him to see just how far he would take this. Though after awhile she began watching him for other reasons. She didn’t know why, but she felt compelled to watch him almost feeling…sad every time he would fail.
One night, almost half a year after the Princess had given him the task, the Knight called out to the Princess requesting her presence. He knew the entire time that she had been watching him. She flew down from the cloud she was perched upon to see what the Knight wanted. He pulled out a bucket of water and placed it down in front of her. The Princess asked the obvious question of what the bucket was for. The Knight told her to look into the bucket. When she looked she saw only one thing; the reflection of the moon in the water. Excited, the Knight proclaimed that he had finally managed to capture the moon. The Princess stared into the Knight’s eyes. She slowly started understanding all those feelings that had been building up over the months. She had fallen in love with him. She had been beaten at her own game, but she didn’t care. She leaned in and kissed the Knight; proclaiming their wedding will be on the night of the next full moon.
Unfortunately the Knight never made it to the wedding. A week after the Princess had accepted him he was called off to war. The Princess received notice two weeks later that her Knight had been slain in battle. Overcome with sadness, the Princess flew into the stars. Using her magic she created a new star, but this wasn’t any ordinary star. This star was bigger, brighter and shined a rainbow of colors. It was more beautiful than any other star that was scattered throughout the heavens. She hoped the star would be bright enough to guide the soul of her lover to her so she could see him one more time. Just so she could at least say goodbye. Knight story is from the fan fiction Mystery on a New World by Fanthrose
PS.LOL I almost forgot that Angelica was duct taped to the chair so she won’t be in the story from here on out, she’s just too much of a pain to write and if you wonder why I barely talk about twilight in the book it’s because her character is set which means I can’t mess with her like I can for Celestia and Luna. Also I think that Luna may have rushed in love too fast.
PPS. Luna now has taken Fluttershy’s place in my favourite ponies list
Chapter 4: The Creator Meets Her Creations
We turned around to face Lauren only to face three bodyguards with bats in one hand and a pistol in the other. For some reason they all looked the same, I don’t know why but John and everyone else seemed to know.
“What the hell! How did you get a hold of pieces of armour from the Canterlot armoury?!” Yelled John.
“Easy, Lauren has a few friends in Equestria that got a hold of these for us.” Guard one said. That’s when I saw Lauren look at us in shock, and then after the shock came her calm state.
“Let them through Lucifer, the princesses and her friends are no threat to us and they are your rulers after all.” Lucifer (Guard one) let off a low growl.
“As you wish Lauren just make sure your making the right choice instead of the wrong one.” The two other guards put their weapons away and Lucifer soon followed. They stepped out of the way and we heading into the room. The kitchen table was set up and we all sat down, Luna started to frown as I saw her surveyed her surroundings.
“You know Lauren; you didn’t have to tell your guards to back down. We could have taken them down, well one of us could.” She pointed her hoof at me.
“So why do you think I could have taken them Luna.” She frowned.
“I have been in your dreams and memories James, you are a rather violent individual but you are also calm and collective. You can think on your feet and when you pointed that gun at my sister I was legitimately frightened. Do you know why James?”
“Because you had the look of a man who thirsts for blood and war, a man that would stop at nothing to get what he wants. I know that look because before I became Nightmare Moon I saw that look in my own reflection.” She looked at me sadly “That was the day when I realized I had turned into a monster, but alas even after my heart giving me that warning I continued my downwards spiral and well, John and you know the rest. I still feel that monster trying to come out sometimes, but I guess it’s because I still feel that I am the monster from those old tales.” John went up and hugged her.
“Don’t worry Luna none of us think you’re a monster especially me.” He kissed her on the check and wiped her tears away with his hand. “I can’t lie at the first when I saw you on the show I fell for your looks, but now that I’ve met you in person I love you even more. Not for your looks but for your brains and personality.” She looked at him with the look of longing in her eyes. Just then I heard a hacking cough and we turned to see Lauren sitting at the end of the table.
“I know I must be interrupting something but we need to talk about things.” Luna looked up at Lauren.
“Okay but you need not interrupt us since my sister Celestia will be doing all the talking.” Luna got back to talking to John. Celestia looked slightly worried by Luna’s statement.
“Yes. Well as my sister said I will be talking in her stead, while she ummm... Flirts.” Celestia sighed; I could tell she was slightly aggravated by Luna’s actions. “Well Lauren what do you know about our world?”
“Nothing other than the scripts I get in from an unknown source. I honestly believed they were just stories at first but when the bodyguards came I began to suspect that the stories had some truth to them but I never suspected that you existed at all.”
“How do you get these scripts Lauren?”
“I’ll leave the house and they’ll just be there or sometimes they are delivered to my house by mail. I have a council of thirty writers that know of this strange phenomenon and they just take turns on each script.”
“One last question, how will this affect us and the elements of harmony?” Lauren rubbed her hand on her chin.
“Well if I’m correct it won’t affect you or the elements at all.” She looked lost. “Wait did you tell Twilight?”
“Yes I did, is that a problem?”
“Well, yes because then she will tell all her friends and they will never act the same and will slowly drift apart.”
“Why is that?”
“Think about it Rainbow Dash wants to become famous so she can be part of the Wonderbolts but if she knew she was being view and watched by millions of people then she will lose that ambition to be famous and she would stop trying to impress ponies on your world. Twilight would want to stay here after you get back and will try to learn everything about this world, in turn a domino effect would start and since Twilight brought them together and kept them together they would drift apart, slowly but sure it would happen.” Celestia seemed distraught. I wish I knew what was going on in her head.
“You are right, when we get back we should wipe Twilight’s memory of this nonsense and then we can go home.” I and Celestia looked at Luna and John who seemed to be talking about the internet. Then John started blushing deep red while Luna was laughing so hard that she fell off the chair.
“What happen to you two?” Lauren asked. Then Luna stopped laughing.
“Oh I was just asking about the internet, and then I asked which explicit image of me he loved the most. I’m sorry John but your reaction was priceless.” Celestia looked at her and smiled.
“I’m just glad you’re having fun, Lulu.”
“Thanks my dear sister but I better get back to talking to John, you know about the wedding and honeymoon.” She giggled at the end. I think she may be enjoying making John blush a little bit too much. Lauren looked on in disgust.
“I never knew you would fall for a human Luna I thought you would have a husband of your own species or at least from your own dimension.” Lauren chuckled; Luna looked up at Lauren and growled. Her face turned red not from embarrassment but of anger.
“And what do you mean by this Lauren, hmm?! How dare you insult Jonathan that way! What gives you the right to decide what I do with my love life you witch!” She seemed to be snorting flames; John had to hold her back just to keep her from ripping Lauren apart.
“Luna! Calm down for goddess sakes, you are Royalty act like it!” John yelled. Luna now faced him with her white glowing eyes, but something happen I didn’t expect she and I both looked in his eyes and what I saw surprised me. His eyes did not change colour but there was something about his look that if I could only see his eyes they would lead me to believe that he was an old man that had lived through a live of pain and sorrow. I looked at Luna and saw her eyes; no longer white from rage but blue shimmering with tears, he had tears in his eyes as well.
“Now...Now Luna please stop being angry it pains me to see you in that state. Remember when someone makes a rude or horrible comments don’t react, because that’s all they want from you and don’t worry I will always be here for you no matter what happens I will always be here for you.” He went up to hug her and once he made contact she started sobbing uncontrollably. Lauren stepped up and put her hand on Luna’s shoulder.
“I am deeply sorry for making that comment for now I know you belong together, unlike all the other males in the clopper community I find this one is especially dedicated to you. He is your rock and your shoulder you need to cry in he seems to be the perfect husband for you.” I and everyone were now shedding tears for the couple. Celestia got up tears still glistening in her eyes.
“John I was foalish for making fun of you and Luna’s relationship. I should learn to respect her choices more, for calming her and promising to be her husband I will cast a spell I cast once in a millennium, it is the eternity spell that I cast on me and Lulu it will make sure you can be with her forever and I hope your love stays as strong as it is now.”
I saw a ball of energy start to form on the tip of Celestia’s horn it stayed there until it turned into the size of John, Celestia gritted her teeth and let go of the orb steering it to John. It then surround John and he screamed in pain, but soon the screams stopped and the orb fell to reveal John’s unconscious body. He was somehow glowing as if he was a fire that would never be extinguished; it pained me to see John in such a state. Luna gently nuzzled his chest and laid there with her head to his chest, a tear escaped her eye. Everyone but me left the room I sat in a chair keeping guard to make sure nothing happened to Luna or John, when Luna finally went to sleep I covered them with a blanket. I then proceeded to fall asleep myself and soon the whole world went black.
I woke up and found myself back at home. I decide to check the guest rooms. In the first one was a warzone, people dying left and right crying out for me to save them. A man grabbed my ankle but then his hand turned to dust and the door slammed shut. In the other guest room was a man on a snowy hill top, beside him was an old peach tree. He was dressed in a mage robes with a gun holster on one hip and a big combat knife in a holster on the other hip. I couldn`t see his eyes, all I could see was the glow of red from his bug like eye visors and the frost of his breath he looked in my eyes and it felt like his red stare was piercing into my soul. It started rain in the room and suddenly the room changed from day time to night time. Lightning flashed, the man took out a small chalkboard he wrote on it and pointed it towards me on it he wrote ‘Please save us.’
Another flash of lightning happened and all the sudden the peach tree was covered with bodies hanging on the upper limbs of the tree by rope I knew everyone on the tree. I saw my parents, my brother, my sister, my aunts and uncles, hell even my comrades from the war were there. They kept repeating the same sentence.
“Please Save Us.” I fell to my knees and clenched my eyes shut, tears going down my face. I woke up in a cold sweat and surveyed the room; we were still in Lauren’s dining room. I looked on the table I saw a robe, a gun holster, a big combat knife in a holster, and the mask. There laid beside it was a chalkboard ‘Please save yourself and forget about us.’ was written on it. I cried deep pained sobs
“How am I supposed to save myself if I couldn’t save any of you?” I continued this for what seemed to be hours until there were no tears left.
A/N Oh wasn’t this an interesting chapter, out of all of the chapters I’ve written this is beyond my favourite. Hopefully you liked it too :) I will be going to school in 27 days so chapters won’t be coming out as fast as they are now but by then hopefully I will have about 15 chapters done or more. I know that there are not much people reading this bottom stuff (or the book) but this is important as soon as this sub plot with James is over I will be switching to 3rd person or 1st person (I can’t chose) and continue with the John and Luna story line. Tell me what you think of my weird book in the comments down below.
PS. I am putting Unknown World on hiatus so I can work on this book and here’s my quote of the day:
“Overdoing it just means you did it to the best of your abilities”
Chapter 5 The Man Under The Tree of Death
I wiped the words off, after I got rational looked at the clothes on the table and eyed them. How did they get here it’s not fucking possible! I looked at the clock on the wall and saw that it was 3 am. I decided I had enough of this crap and went back to sleep. When I woke up I saw that both John and Luna were gone so I decide to check the other rooms. I found Lauren sleeping in her room and Celestia sleeping on the couch. I went to the kitchen and heard some voices so I went to investigate. It was just John and Luna cooking eggs and talking about space, the internet, etc.
“So you’re telling me your people willing went to moon, why the hell would you want to do that?!”
“Well Lulu no one was on the moon before so we didn’t know what minerals it possessed or if there was anything living on it. From what I’ve heard and seen you have different sentient species on your planet, now say that ponies were the only intelligent life on your planet wouldn’t you be a little curious of the planets around you?”
“Well I suppose that you’re right with that, but why not create a massive airship and explore your own planet to see if there is anymore sentient life here?” John slammed his hand on his head.
“Luna, we already have explored our entire planet. Well pretty much all of it that can be explored.”
“You mean there are places as horrible as the Everfree forest here? “
“Well Luna this whole planet is like the Everfree forest but there are places we can’t live in like underwater.”
“Oh so you mean that in some places there could be sentient life but even if there was you couldn’t reach it anyways.”
“Okay I think I understand now, thank you John.”
“You’re welcome sweetie.” John kissed Luna on the cheek. I left the room and Luna followed me she turned me around to look at her.
“What the hell was the dream you had last night about and why did I wake up to you crying?”
“That was my past Luna I have that dream every so often and I was crying because most of those people died in front of me when I could have done nothing to help them. Do you know what it feels like to be so useless? I have never waked up to the actual apparel of that man before so that made me fear for my life even more.”
“No I can never say I have felt as useless as you felt in your dream but listen if you need to talk to somepony about this then remember you can always talk to me and Jonathan about it.” My eyes were starting to tear up.
“Thanks Luna not just for this but for everything.”
“You’re welcome James.” She nodded and headed off to the kitchen to join John again. I felt happy for them they seem to make a great couple.
I heard a clip clop of hooves and Celestia looked at me.
“Love is beautiful isn’t James?”
“Yes I also miss feeling it.” I walked away leaving a confused Alicorn behind me. I go back to the dining room and picked up the knife I eyed it and put my hand on the handle. I did a few jabs and slashes with it, I put it back in its holster. I picked up the gun and looked at it; it was quite an old revolver intricate design on the handle and ‘The Grave Maker’ was etched on the barrel in smooth handwriting. By the size of the revolver I could tell that it was signalling that its bite was worse than its bark, I put the gun back in its holster and put everything in the trash.
“Breakfast is ready everypony!” Yelled Luna. She had a strong voice but unlike her sister it had a casual tone to it. My stomach growled and I went to the kitchen, I could see John handing out the eggs and toast Luna didn’t touch any of her because she seemed to enthralled about the kitchen to even notice her meal. She put her head in the flour bag; we heard a sneeze and Luna’s head came out totally white. Everyone in the room started to laugh hysterically and Luna shot everyone an anger glare.
“What’s going on?” Celestia said as she walked in, then she looked at Luna and started laughing as well Luna shot her a glare. “I’m sorry Lulu but the situations your curiosity gets you in are always so funny and quite adorable.” Celestia chuckled.
“John what is this stuff? The bag says ‘flour’ but it’s too fine to be flour made by hand and the colour isn’t right either. So what is it really?” As Luna said flour she underlined it with her hoof.
“Luna that is really flour but it’s not made by hand but machines in a factory.”
“Can you please elaborate dear; I still don’t get what you mean.” John sighed and put down his fork.
“Okay first they harvest the grains need for the bread and then they deliver the wheat to the factory. The machines at the factory clean the wheat and scrape of the shells, and then the machines shake the shells off the assembly line. Then they go through a grinder until it is as fine as the product we have here after that that they use some kind of food grade bleaching agent to turn it white,”
“And that is how they made this flour.” She put her hoof on her chin in thought.
“I’m pretty sure. You know I could be wrong about this because this is just a rough guess of how it works.”
“Well I still thank you John for trying to explain it to me. It cleared up a lot of my questions.”
“Lulu you haven’t touch a bit of your food and it’s getting cold. Are you not hungry?”
“No sister I am not hungry.” Ironically when she finished her sentence her stomach let out a loud growl. Luna chuckled and slightly blushed. “Hmm it would seem that my stomach is disagreeing with me.”
When Luna and everybody were done with breakfast we all said our goodbyes to Lauren (All of us except Luna) and teleported back to the house. Twilight rushed up to us.
“Where have you all been?! I was alone here for two days straight worried sick about everypony!”
“Be calm my student I need to tell you things that will affect your Friendship and all of Equestria.”
“Okay sorry for yelling princess but I am just on edge here.”
“It’s okay Twilight you have a right to be on edge now listen have you sent any letters to Spike about the explicit images and the TV show.”
“No I haven’t, why are you asking this? Do you want me to?”
“That’s good Twilight now I have to ask you to do something and feel free to say no.”
“What is it?”
“I want to have your consent to erase all your memories about the explicit images and TV show. Now is this okay with you? Now I don’t expect an answer from you now bu...” Twilight put her hoof to Celestia’s mouth.
“I’ll allow you to do it Celestia; I thought of the consequences of me knowing all this already and decided that it was for the best that I got Luna to erase the memories of every time we talk about those things.” Celestia hugged Twilight.
“I am so glad that I taught such a smart filly.” She nuzzled Twilight on the cheek. Celestia walked in the house and Twilight followed John held the door open for Luna. I saw a mischievous smile crawl on Luna’s face.
“Ladies first Luna.”
“No you go in I’ll hold the door open for myself.”
“Well if you don’t go in right now or I’ll...” she whispers something in his ear then put on a seductive smile and John blushed heavily, then she proceeded to slowly lick the side of his face.
“Okay I’ll go in first!” she stopped licking and smiled, she held on to the collar of his shirt so he couldn’t run anywhere.
“On second thought dear I’ll go first and can you please hold the door open for me.” She went through the door and I saw her snicker a bit, John was still blushing from what she said when he entered the house. I walked up to my dogs’ food and water bowls, I found them empty so I filled them back up. Walked back in my house and when I entered my kitchen I saw the man for my nightmare, sitting on the right chair in the room. I looked at Luna and back at the chair, he wasn’t there anymore.
“Hey Luna did you see that?”
“See what?” She raised her eyebrow at me.
“Oh nothing must be a figment of my imagination.”
“How dare you call me fake!” He appeared in front of me and lifted me in the air in a choke hold with one arm. He looked at me with his bug eye glasses, it was him alright and he is pissed. “Now listen you don’t know how hard this was to arrange this so I’ll just say it took me 35 years to complete the device and get it running.” He put me to the ground but still held me still so I couldn’t move I saw Luna’s paralyzing spell go around him but not penetrate the shield he had on.
“How did you get here?”
“See that machine on my back that’s how and you should know how it works you taught me how to make it after all.”
“What do you mean?”
“You mean you don’t remember the Tenth Grade Science Fair?” Then the memory hit me and I remember the project.
“Ah yes I remember it was September 19th 1990 and for my project I choose time and dimensional travel. I invented a device that was supposed to take me back to the day of my birth in a different dimension but all I saw was a blinding light and I was back in the gym so I classified it as a failed project and gave up on it.”
“Do remember at what time you begun the experiment?”
“Yes it was an important event after all; it was 12:19 pm”
“But when you came back you forgot to check the time but listen I did check the time. You arrived in my dimension after all you see for me the experiment started one hour after yours, so when you came here and we switched places. I continued my research because I knew it worked but since you didn’t notice the difference you didn’t continue your research and this universe got mixed up and that’s why Luna, Celestia, and Twilight were able to get in this dimension because the barrier between this dimension and the others are thin.”
“Okay so you are a dimensional time traveller warning me about something can I say this?”
“I want to say this.” I coughed to clear my throat. “Great Scott! I finally did it I created Time and Dimensional travel on a molecular level.” I laughed.
“Ha, ha very funny but listen okay I and you can’t prevent this from happening because it’s a fixed point in time but you can change something in the future.”
“What do I need to change?”
“I can’t tell you, it would reveal too much and also I believe in the no spoilers rule. When you figure out what it is and make the time and dimensional traveling device and please shorten the name to the T.A.D device.” He let go of me. “James of Dimension 6531 please take care of yourself.” And in a blink of an eye he was gone.
“Wow James that was weird.” I sighed.
“Tell me about it.”
A/N Please do not hate on me about the flour making progress and the time travel part of this book since I really don’t know how they make it and I absolutely love the Idea of time travel and dimensional travel as well. This is all part of my predesigned story line and the James story will end next chapter. Sorry about the delay but I had a Fallout 3 induced writer’s laziness syndrome combined with having to delete up to 500 words for the last chapter because it was becoming more generic than it normally is. After this chapter is out I am putting all the chapters together to make a giant chapter and that will be how my book works from here on in. Also here is why Luna got with John so fast if some of you don’t get it: She waited for a man once and it turned out with her lover’s death and seeing that John was as determined as her previous lover she did not want to wait for him to try and complete the same quest only to have her be teleported back to Equestria before he’s done and by the way even if she made him do the Quest it would have just taken a day at the most. He could have gone on the internet and printed off a high resolution picture of it. I also pulled my head out of my ass and changed John’s first name to John
Chapter 6 the Weight of the World on my Shoulders
A/N read the bottom stuff it’s important this chapter
“Well I guess this means I better start working on my design blueprints hopefully I’ll be able to perfect it in less time than my dimensional friend there took but fat chance on that, I’m sorry but I will not be going to Equestria anytime soon.”
“Oh its okay James I understand after all your universe comes first. After we leave don’t you worry I will send you a letter every week telling you how were doing and such and I will also personally send you copies of friendship letters from Twilight and her friends...” I saw tears glistening in her eyes. “You remind me of my late husband James always running around and trying... trying to help everypony now if you’d excuse me I need to go in my guest room and sleep for a bit.” She galloped in her room and muffled as they were I could hear the sobs of an eternal princess of the sun. I looked at Luna
“Luna I need to ask you a question. How did Celestia’s husband die?” Luna looked distraught but sighed deeply.
“Her husband was a scholar from Hoofington, there was something about him that charmed my sister I never understood what she saw in him but I liked him none the less. He was always so kind to everypony especially me, you see one day there was a threat told to my sister by a zebra. The Zebra said ‘if you say no I will kill you when you least expect it.’ Not taking it seriously she said no and trotted away. Two years later I am supposed to sit by my sister to help run day court but that day I had the pony pox and couldn’t attend. He took my place and the enjoyed themselves for the most part until a certain Zebra walked in the room and shot a lethal needle at my sister needless to say he jumped in the way of the needle and died. That day was the start of the Luna rule era as my sister cried everyday for a hundred years unable to forgive herself for not taking the Zebra seriously and saying yes to him. It all ended when I went to her room and sealed the memory of his death
deep in her head and replaced it with him dying of old age.”
“What was his name?”
“James.” A tear went down her face. “It was the weirdest name I have ever heard but it must be pretty common here. His name was James; you’re friend said that every dimension has a version of you in it well I guess our version had to die when we needed him most. To tell you the truth you seem not at all like him, you’ve had multiple relationships; you are not that kind to ponies and frankly quite rude but for some reason I can feel that you used to be nice to everypony but you got hurt. Please be nice, not for me but for you” The words echoed in my head ‘Please save yourself and forget about us.’ Luna hugged me and I could feel her warm tears on my back, I put my arms around her as well and cried. It was quite a while before I could talk again.
“Please help me I don’t want to lose myself again to the numbing pain of being lonely.” I looked in her blue eyes pleading her to help me.
“Sorry but that is something I can’t help you with you’ll have to decide to go back to that yourself, but can you do something for me, just one thing.”
“Yes what is it Luna.”
“Can you comfort my sister just this once, she needs you.”
“As you wish Luna.” I walked in to the room, Celestia was lying on the right side of the bed and she seemed to be sleeping. I looked at her face for the longest time her eyes were red from crying, and her mane was matted to her head from sweat. I looked at the left side of the bed and saw it was drenched in sweat. It was as if this guilt was making her physically sick, I slowly made my way to her bed and draped six blankets over the left side to make it at least comfortable enough to sleep on. I lay down on the bed and wrapped my arms around Celestia’s body, she shudder but soon got comfortable and curled up with me to sleep.
It had been 3 days since I first comforted her but it seemed that she was getting worse and yesterday she tried to kill herself with my knife luckily Luna stopped her by grabbing the knife with her magic. Since Celestia became Arcane Mute by the situation she couldn’t stop Luna and she cried herself to sleep that night. She has ate barely anything since this happen, hell we had to once force feed her to make sure she didn’t starve. I want to help but how do I help her? I knew how she was feeling since I have experienced it but where do I take it from there, well I guess I’ll just wing it.
“I know how you feel Celestia.” She looked at me with burning white eyes and she buck me square in the chest.
“How dare you compare what you went through to my experiences!” Before she could buck me again I grabbed her horn and pulled her head back then quickly took out my knife and held it to her throat.
“Oh really? You think you had it bad, well I’ll tell you what happen when I was a kid. When I was 4 years old my father started hitting me because I was misbehaving. I pleaded to my mother not to leave me with him but she did anyway this continued until I was 7 years old, when he unfortunately left bruises. We fled from the house to a Woman’s Shelter and stayed there for two months, and then we lived in a small apartment for two years the best two years of my life. We then proceeded to move to a small town and I got bullied till the end of 8th grade that was the day I beat the shit out of one of the bullies and they knew to leave me alone. Next year my mother dies of lung cancer so do you know how it feels to see your caretaker, the person who birthed you die right in front of you. I then ran away and proceeded to drift but I remembered to get my schooling and finished high school on time then I went to college and got the education needed to become a technician. I worked for two years then went to the military because I wanted to kill the people who bombed the World Trade Center. I got the highest scores in marksmanship and unarmed combat, so they stuck me in the front lines. My codename was ‘The Listener’ because I always listened to music while I fought; it seemed to make everything calm and peaceful for me so it was easy killing the enemy. I enjoyed five years of good service sadly all of my team got killed in an IED explosion two years earlier. I was in the Jeep with them but I was at the back can you imagine seeing 7 people you fought with, bleed with, and played with, explode a bloody mess and you being alive because you were too lazy to man the turret. So before you even think you’ve been through hell and think I don’t know how you feel, think of this moment and remember what I preserved through to get this far in life.”
“Oh dear Celestia I didn’t know he went through so much.” Luna said. To my surprise I found her, Twilight and John behind us. Celestia looked at me with tears in her eyes.
“How do you deal with the feeling? How do you deal with that feeling of numbness and depression?” I let her go and put my hand on her shoulders.
“You deal with it anyway you can, anyway that will make sure it doesn’t consume you. Oh and keep yourself very busy that always seems to help.” I patted her on the back and started to walk away when she grabbed me and kissed me on the lips my eyes widen in shock then as soon as she grabbed me she let go. She pulled away and smacked her lips.
“Hmm your saliva even tastes the same, I see both of you don’t brush your teeth. I like you James but take it from me your not my type. I didn’t want to impose on you or anything sorry if it seemed that way.” I was still in shock when everyone stared at Celestia as she exited the room. They’re eyes soon turned to me and I looked at them.
“What the hell just happened?”
“I don’t know. Hell sometimes I don’t understand my sister but I believe she wanted to know if you were as good a kisser as James was.”
“How good was he?”
“He was a terrible kisser the only thing he did right with his mouth was talk and eat.”
“Hmmm I wonder if I was better.”
“No you weren’t she had the same look of disappointment on her when she finished kissing you as she did for the other James.” I kicked the wall.
“Well damn I feel severely rejected I just got told by an eternal princess that I just wasn’t her type. Ha reminds me of high school.”
“Oh when I was in Grade 11 I asked a girl I like out and she said no. A year later I asked her why she said no and she told me it was because I wasn’t ‘social’ enough and some other bull shit.” I lightly chuckled at the fond memory. Twilight looked at me in curiosity. I sighed. “Listen Twilight if you have something to say then say it.” She blushed and smiled sheepishly at me.
“You...um... have great hair James no I mean you smell good. Never mind!” Then she quickly galloped out of the house. I looked at Luna.
“What’s up with her?”
“Well it would seem she umm... Likes you.”
“I know she likes me as a friend Luna but do you think she has a crush on me?”
“It would seem so James don’t worry though she’ll get over it.”
I chuckled. “I hope so because I have made a strict rule of not falling in love especially with a woman from a different dimension and species. No offense to you and John but I just don’t feel comfortable with the idea of bestiality.”
“Oh none taken. You can’t please everyone after all.” She chuckled as well. “Well I guess I better tell Twilight you’re feelings about this awkward situation.” She trotted away leaving me and John in the room together.
“So John what happened in your life and how old are you?”
“My life I don’t want to talk about but I can tell you my age. I was born on September 1st of the year 1990 so I’m about 22 years old. Best years of my life are ahead of me.”
“Well won’t you get bored.”
“Bored of what?”
“You know bored of eternal life and Luna.”
“I will never be bored of life when I have Luna so I’ll be good. Worst two months of my life are coming ahead as well.”
“Why so John? Please elaborate on the situation.”
“Well you see it’s a touchy subject for me and Luna and I don’t think she would like me sharing this with you.”
“Well why not?”
“Okay I’ll put the reason out there. This is what she said and I quote ‘If you still want a dick for the rest of your life you will not tell him.’ Sorry man but I have to save myself.”
“Okay well thanks anyway see you in the morning.” He walked out and I laid there, sleep came easily this night.
A/N: I just want you to know how much work I put in this book okay. This is my regular day I wake up go to my laptop and start typing at the same time I’m babysitting (My baby sister) so I am constantly preoccupied. I type as long as possible then I go to my bedroom and continue typing I usually stay up till 2 or 3 in the morning to finish a chapter. Listen people this is literally my baby I work damn hard to give you a chapter everyday and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Please all I want is some constructive comments and this is me on my knees grovelling. Tell me if there is anything you do not like about my book and that I should fix. Remember if you want something changed all you have to do is ask and I’ll fix it the best I can. Again hope you like the book and follow me if you like also I ditched the ten thousand word chapter idea because I honestly think it will fuck up my story. I do all my writing on Microsoft Word so that is why I didn’t notice the paragraph issue until I asked around. Also I am going to make a cover for this book so it looks more professional.
PS. Chapter 7 is coming out on the same day as this chapter so I hope you enjoy a double dose of weirdness. :) And a little warning the next chapter has severe sexual innuendo and weirdness.
Chapter 7 New Rules
I woke up to find Celestia sleeping peacefully beside me. It made me happy that she finally wasn’t sleeping in cold sweats but the covers were slightly damp, I saw sweat on Celestia’s head so she must of been hot. I slowly got up and headed to the kitchen. I found John and Luna in their usual corner of the room talk about Griffons and Zebras.
“So Luna what are Griffons like anyway?”
“Well they live in a far away war torn land and they come to Equestria for trade, the cider bars and the strip clubs.”
“You have strip clubs in Equestria?”
“Well yes John is that so wrong?”
“Oh it’s not that it’s wrong, it’s just that in our world your world is viewed as a pure place with hardly any problems what so ever.”
“Oh then I can see how that would be surprising to you but our world is having severe problems between the negotiations with the Griffons and Dragons.”
“What’s the problem Lulu?”
“Well you see the Dragons always want more jewels and the Griffons are always bickering with us about how we keep most of the food stock to ourselves. We gave them land and air space to grow food but they seem to hate the idea of taking care of themselves. It would seem that the two species have become too spoiled and are dependent on us to survive.”
“But isn’t that good after all you are getting paid for this right?”
“Yes I suppose we are but the problem is that we’re losing more bits than we’re gaining so my idea is to slowly cut off our supply and in 3 years or so they will be an independent nation. Then we help with the set up of law and order also a government as well. Once that is all set up they will be using the Equestrian currency and our economy will bounce back to its original state.” John kissed her on the cheek.
“Well done I am glad that I’m marrying such an intelligent mare. I honestly guarantee that will be a success. But what about the dragons, how are you going to deal with them?”
“It’s simple actually we talk to the top dragon and tell him our plan of creating a mine so he can get the gems he needs for his group we will tell him that he will pay for the expenses though so it will be a win win situation. They get they’re gems and we create jobs for tons of ponies further increasing our economy.”
“Great, sounds like you got this all figured out. Now I need to know are the fanfics true are the Zebras scared of you?”
“What do you mean by this?”
“Well in certain fanfics it is said that the Zebras think your still Nightmare Moon and are still very frightened by you. Is this true?”
“Well no John if it was like that do you think that Zebras would come to Night court to be heard and they too celebrate Nightmare Night so no those rumours are totally false.”
“Good because if that was the case then you would have a severe political problem on your hand.”
“I’ll give you a fanfic which will explain why and what could happen.”
“How possible is it that, that fanfic could happen?”
“Probably would never happen and even if it did I would have future knowledge so I could stop it from happening.” He had a
proud smirk on his face.
“Oh great my hero who will save us from something that will probably never happen, oh that reminds me we have to build you a throne and a room when you get there. Since you’re now considered royalty in the eyes of everypony, oh this is going to be so much fun!” Luna hopped around the room making the table shake as she did. “We can arrange dinners, sleep overs, and we get to do so much stuff he he this is going to be awesome!”
“Slow down.” John’s words seemed ineffective so he stop her mid leap and kissed on the lips. She instantly fell to her haunches and was at a loss of words. He chuckled. “Works every time I tell you.” He looked in her eyes. “Now Luna slow down we have the rest of our endless lives to do all this you’re going a little Pinkie Pie on us. I will take care of the throne problem and you can handle all the rest. Okay?”
“Okay sorry but I am just so ecstatic about this whole situation you know. My mind is just spinning with ideas and some those are about how good of a kisser you are.”
“Trust me Luna my mouth can be used for various things other than talking, eating, and kissing.” A bright blush was adorned on Luna’s face
“Oh John stop it your making me blush and it’s rude to talk about thinks like that in front of company, that is only meant for pillow talk and flirting.”
“Okay Princess bossy pants.”
“That is Miss Bossy Pants to you.” She snickered. Celestia walked in the room. “Hey sister how’s it going?”
“I’m coping; I had a great dream last night.”
“Yes I could hear you sister I wish I had earplugs.” I looked at Celestia and she smiled sheepishly at me. I face palmed.
“Don’t tell me you masturbated while I was sleeping.”
“Well not exactly....”
Luna coughed and snickered “Oh my sister had nasty thoughts in her head last night” I looked at both of them Celestia hanging her head in shame and Luna giving me a shit eating grin. Wait when I woke up the sheets were damp and I didn’t.... Oh crap.
“You had a wet dream in my bed and I was rolling in you’re.... Oh dear god I think I’m going to be sick.” I ran to the bathroom and heard Luna laughing her ass off while I dry heaved into the toilet.
I got up and ran into my room to collect a new set of clothes then proceeded to go in the bathroom and run myself a bath once the water was high enough I proceeded to clean myself until my skin was beet red and I put on my fresh set of clothes and walked into the kitchen, Luna looked at me.
“So James what took you so long?” I gave her a hateful glare.
“You damn well knew what I was doing in that bathroom. I was cleaning the ‘Celestia’ off of me and making sure none of it was left.” I walked over to the cupboard under my sink I proceeded to pulled out a pair of green rubber gloves, Javex and a sponge.
“What are you going to do with those?”
“I am taking out the dirty laundry made by the Princess.” I walked up to my room and opened the door. I grabbed all the sheets and blankets on my bed then threw them in a black garbage bag. I went down to my Laundry room and stuffed them in the washer since they were white I put some bleach in with it as well. I then went back to my room and cleaned my bed as thoroughly as I could when I was satisfied I hung a sign on my door ‘No ponies are allow to sleep in here!’ I then looked at the clock and saw that it was about noon so I put away my cleaning supplies. I made myself a sandwich and proceeded with lunch that’s when I heard muffled moans and decided to check it out. I grabbed my digital camera for pictures just in case it was Luna and John. I listened for where the sound was coming from and found it was coming from Twilight’s room I heard my name being called out and moans of pleasure. I knocked on the door.
“Who is it?”
“It’s me James.”
I heard her sigh. “You heard everything didn’t you?”
“Yup every last word.”
“Well this is ummm..... Awkward.”
“Yes severely.” Well I guess a new sign is going up in the house. I walked to the kitchen and took out marker and a piece of paper. I wrote on it ‘absolutely no masturbating or sexual inter actions of any kind in the house while I am home and awake No Exceptions!’ I went to Twilight’s room and knocked on the door.
“Yes James what is it?”
“Twilight can you come out here I have some new rules to enforce and I need you to tell everyone about these two rules.”
“Okay coming out.” She opened the door and I guided her to the kitchen. I then pointed at the first rule.
“Rule number one absolutely no masturbating or sexual interactions of any kind in the house while I am home and awake No Exceptions! That means that if I heard a single moan of pleasure from anyone in this house you are sleeping outside got it?”
“Okay got it.” I went to my room and pointed at the sign.
“No ponies and I mean no ponies or humans other than I can sleep in this room. Got it?
“Yes and please do not mention what you heard to anypony.”
“Will do Twilight.”
“Thanks James.” She trotted away ten feet up to me and I turned to go outside. I heard galloping and turned around to only have Twilights lips on mine. This time I let her enjoy the moment and relaxed into it. She slowly pulled away and smacked her lips. “Do I taste lettuce?” Put off by the question I had to think about it.
“Oh yeah I had a sandwich with lettuce in it.” She giggled and playfully whipped her tail at me.
“Oh and by the way James you are an amazing kisser, when you aren’t forced into it.” She giggled and trotted out of the room. I looked at the outside door and saw Luna was standing there.
“Hmmm... it seems that Twilight had some fun today, too bad me and John can’t have that kind of fun because that would lead to...” she walked up to the sign. “sexual interactions.” I face palmed.
“Why do these two broads like me so much? I mean I understand Celestia’s feelings but what is wrong with Twilight?”
“Maybe you should ask her about, so when did you put this sign up and what forced you to do it?”
“Oh I put it up a few a minutes ago and for the reason I’m not supposed to tell.”
“You caught Twilight clopping didn’t you?”
“Well sort of, I heard her clopping about me.” A big smile spread on Luna’s face and she started to laugh her ass off.
“Oh my this, this is to rich. Oh everyone will hear about this when we get home.”
“James did you tell her?” Twilight glared at Luna.
“No actually she figured it out herself, guessed it on the first try as well.”
“How did you figure it out?”
“Well it’s no secret you have a crush on James so it would be possible that you were thinking of him.”
“Well damn I guess I should have hid it better.” Luna put her hoof on Twilight’s shoulder
“Don’t worry all of us have urges and sometimes we act upon them at the wrong time. I remember when I saw a really cute stallion on night guard and let’s say he walked in to me clopping about him. In other words he saw the royal part of me no one is supposed to see except my future husband and me.” She looked at the sign on my bedroom door. “Can you please take these signs down before other people are embarrassed any further?” I quickly ripped down both of the signs and walk outside I checked on my dogs. They seemed overwhelmingly happy to see me so I gave them both a bagel and filled they’re water back up. I then walked back inside and decided it was time for a nap.
A/N I’m sorry if this chapter is going to throw people off of my book but this issue had to be address and I guess that Celestia’s way of coping is through thinking about all the good stuff. I don’t know if I will continue releasing chapters day by day but I hope so. Oh and suggest my book to other people because it is not getting a lot of attention. I got this done fast because I personally love the interaction between characters and honestly this chapter was fun to write hope you like the book so far and see you next time. Chapter 8 will be out in two days or less and if not I’m sorry. Oh and it was four in the morning when I decide to call it quits last night so I am severely exhausted. Oh and chapter 10 will end the story of James and start the story of John. *cracks knuckles and neck* Okay well back to typing. :)
PS Why does my brain come up with such crazy ideas?
Chapter 8 I Fought the Law
I woke up in a nice warm not soaked bed for once and even though I could feel Celestia’s forelegs around my body. I moved slightly and she mumbled something incomprehensible. She then proceeded to hold on me tighter and rested her head on my chest. I slowly moved her forelegs off of me and got up. I stretched and looked for a fresh set of clothes. I got dressed and headed to the kitchen. I looked around the kitchen for those two but couldn’t find them anywhere. I found a letter by the door it said ‘we went to the mall with John and don’t worry we wore disguises.’
I sighed in relief and looked at my computer today I decided to check the web for news and to watch some videos. I looked in the news to see if anybody had seen or noticed Luna or Celestia and by the news I could tell that nobody knew anything or at least anything conclusive. There weren’t any good videos on the internet so I shut my computer down. I sat down and looked at my blueprints for my T.A.D.D.
I contemplated how long this was going to take out of my life. Everything pointed to me being able to do it but why did I feel so sad and uninspired to do anything at all. It pissed me off to no end but at the same time I felt relieved by this feeling and so I shook the cobwebs out of my head and started to put it back together.
It took me two hours to get the basic exoskeleton built and at the time John, Twilight, and Luna came back from shopping. I stood up to greet them and pulled Luna aside from the group for a talk.
“Luna can you tell me why is Celestia still sleeping with me?”
“Well this is just an assumption mind you James, I think she maybe using you as a safety blanket and is using you to protect her from feeling depressed. Again that is just a guess James it could be that she has feelings for you.”
“Thank you Luna.” I let Luna go back to John to talk about what ever those two talk about and I grabbed Twilight away from the group.
“Yes James.” She said in the most innocent tone she could muster. I got kind of angry at that.
“Stop it Twilight okay you damn well know what this is about. Now listen I will put this bluntly for you I like you as a friend Twilight no more no less. So if I hear you thinking of me or talking about me in an inappropriate or sexual manner I will throw you outside and you will stay there until you learn your lesson. Okay when you get home please try to find a good stallion that loves you back because if you look for people like me all you’ll find is a black space because my pain is not felt in your world. So please don’t have a crush on me because I will just hurt you in the long run.” She frowned and shook her head
“Sorry James but the reason why I love you is because you’re so cold and calculating. You aren’t like other stallions who just rush into things without thought or reason; when you do things you do them because they’re logical answers to the situation at hand and I just love that about you. So no I will never find somepony like you probably in my entire life but I can wait thirteen years of my life to be with you. So this is it, for me this is beyond a crush I feel we truly belong together no matter what.”
“Well it’s your choice then Twilight and I can’t stop you. But what I can say is don’t stop your life because of me. You need to make sure that you live life to the fullest okay and when I come to your world I will make sure to stop by Ponyville.”
I let her go to her room and started to work on the machine again. I got about twenty circuits set up by lunch time; I had a can of soup and went back to work. By the time it was time for supper I had complete putting in all the circuits and wiring. I made myself a ham sandwich and talked to Luna about dimensional travel. I then proceeded to work on the device until 9 pm, after that I went in my room and huddled next to Celestia. I fell asleep almost instantly and the next morning I repeated the same cycle this went on for three days straight until I decide to take a break. I looked around the house for Celestia but couldn’t find her anywhere so I headed outside and saw her staring at the sun. She turned her head back and looked at me.
“Your sun is heavier than ours I can’t even stop it from rotating or slow it down. I must be weaker than I thought.”
“It’s not like you could even do it though the sun is like 100 times bigger than our planet.”
“You must have a very powerful ruler then James.”
“Actual we have more of a democratic system than a monarchy and the sun and the moon move on they’re own.”
“Oh well I have a question James. If our two species were to fight, who would win?”
“Uh well you have magic and are trained in close combat and we have weapons of mass destruction, training in close combat, and advanced weaponry. So to tell you the truth we would win by a long shot.”
“Well that is bad to know, to tell you the truth I was thinking of taking control of this world’s government and instigating a worldwide monarch run by me and Luna and have a council of elders to take control when I and Luna aren’t there. Hell I was going to give this planet as a present to Luna to show that I was sorry for imprisoning her on the moon.” This is when I got angry.
“Is my planet just a fucking toy for you Celestia?! Are you so blind and ignorant to see your system does work that well to every political system has its flaws and what you suggesting is not monarchy, its dictatorship!”
“Good you react the same way I would if my planet was threatened.”
“The statement about how I wanted to take over your world was false. I was testing your heart James, to see when or if I tried to take over your world how much fight your people would put up. I already decided that your planet was doing fine but now I know it’s in capable hands hopefully you do better than your past predecessors.”
“I didn’t know you felt that way, I want to know Celestia are you threatened by us?”
“The truth is I and Luna are very afraid of your military but not of your general population. So James I find your planet most amazing and terrifying. I find your culture, your technology, and I love your politics. I am afraid of your military, your weapons, and the internet.”
“Why are you scared of the internet?”
“It’s just so frightening to have all the information of your world in your hooves, also how easy you can find explicit images is pretty scary.” She shivered in disgust at the last part.
“Well since we’re just rolling out what we think our worlds then I’ll tell you what I think of you world. I find that the way your government just plain selfish it seems that your government only involves themselves in a situation to make sure they stay in power. The education system is poor and that makes your people incapable to care for themselves, your technology hasn’t been updated much over the last few years because of that. Most of the people on the planet are scared of the unknown because they aren’t smart enough to know that the unknown isn’t always dangerous. If fact you, Luna, and Twilight seem to be the smartest people on the planet when it comes to politics and academic research. The best thing about your world is the worldwide peace.”
“Wow you are of quick study when it comes to civilization James and in most part your right my ponies are very foalish when it comes to unknown things but they are also good at what they know and what they know is farming and taking care of the planet.”
“I too find your insight on our education system very interesting James.’’ I looked behind me at Luna who must have popped up during our conversation. “So how do you suggest we make our ponies more academically equivalent to us.”
“You need to review your history and put in the most important events of your history, you need to create an official measurement system and you also need to put all your youth in school longer.”
“About fourteen years then have extra options for certain jobs that need to be done.”
“I find that great and hopefully we will start using that when you arrive but right now we need to get our military in shape after they haven’t experience any real combat in what 500 years.”
“What about Discord and the Changelings?”
“They were totally unprepared for it and that’s why they lost control of Canterlot so fast. There is one recruit that shows promise though; he wasn’t captured during Discord or the Changeling attack. He is also the most suicidal in the army.”
“Oh... So what’s his name?’’
“We don’t know so we just call him John Stallion, he’s taken the name as a badge of honour since he was named by me and my night guards. Oh and the night guards were just fascinated with him, he may not know his own name but he can tell the best war stories.’’
“So what’s his fighting style?’’
“He fights dirty and the only way I can sum it up is on the first day in training. He just walked in the camp and up to the coach handed a note that said he wanted in. The coach proceeded to ask his name and time after time John said ‘I don’t have a name.’ The coach yelled at him and then John snapped he bucked the coach in the balls and threw him to the ground. He then went two legged and stepped on the coach’s throat. Kneeling down he looked at everypony and said. ‘You have three knives before I take this stallion’s life.’ After every knife he asked for any takers and since everypony was too scared to react he killed the coach and they put him in solitary confinement for life. His sentence didn’t last that long because 2 months later Discord showed up and turned the facility he was in, into a bouncy castle. He escaped and they couldn’t find him anywhere for 3 months after Discord. He again just waltzed into the camp and sighed up again. The coach asked ‘what’s your name.’ Luckily the recruits from last time ran up to the coach and told him not to ask him or he would end up like the last coach. So he stopped and allowed him in the army, the coach took a liking to the kid so he put him under his wing. The way he survived the changeling disaster is that he killed 25 changelings until they were scared of him and left him alone. He then proceeded to grab a cigarette out of his pocket and smoke it while he chatted with a royal guard stuck in that slime about combat training and respect. After that we came up to his outpost and gave him the six elements award and we just decided to give him the name John Stallion.”
“I like him already.”
“You should you two seem to be equivalent when it comes to combat and smarts, he is actually my personal advisor.”
A/N Well I’m sorry for getting this chapter out late it’s just that my mind is shooting blanks right now as to what’s going to happen next, I guess I can give you a hint everypony is gone except for James. Hope you enjoy this chapter, I sure did.
Chapter 9 the Weirdness Rises
I woke up to the sound of Twilight talking to Luna.
“Are you sure you can do this correctly Luna I don’t want to become a vegetable after all.”
“Calm down Twilight you will remember everything except for when you or someone else talks about the TV show and explicit images. I will then patch those memory holes with fake memories so that you won’t suspect a thing. It worked for Celestia it will definitely work for you; okay one second and I’ll be done making the false memories. Okayyyy... Done! You ready Twilight? ”
I heard her sigh. “As ready as I’ll ever be.” I saw a flash of bright light and colors, I then saw papers swirl around in a bright tornado. It soon concealed Luna and Twilight in a flurry of objects. It seemed to be mending itself together into a sphere, encasing the two ponies in a cocoon of objects and soon after the cocoon broke in half. It relieved a confused Twilight and a very tired Luna; Twilight seemed rejuvenated by the experience. Luna looked absolutely exhausted from the spell she pulled off, her mane was dishevelled and she was sweating you a storm. She was about to faint when John ran up and caught her.
“I did well, didn’t I John?”
“Yes you did do well. Now stop acting your scaring everyone.”” She somehow stopped sweating in an instant and shook her hair back in place. She smirked at me and Twilight.
“Looks like I fooled both of you. I should have been an actor not a princess.” She stifled a chuckle. “But with this body who wouldn’t notice me instantly as the Mistress of the Night.” John tapped her shoulder.
“Uh transformation spells remember Luna?” She blushed slightly and put her hoof on her face.
“Oh yeah how can I forget the spells I’m especially good at.” She smiled sheepishly at us.
“Well it’s okay Lulu it happens to everyone.” He scratched behind her ear and her face turned to one of pure ecstasy. John blinked at me and put his face in whispering range.
“Hey James watch this it’s like an on and off switch.” He stopped scratching and her face quickly turned to one of pure sadness, she crossed her forelegs and pouted.
“Why did you have to stop so soon?” John stifled a chuckle and resumed scratching. Luna’s face immediately turned back to ecstasy and stayed that way until he stopped 10 minutes later. “Thanks dearest I certainly enjoyed that and I hope you’re ready for the marriage this up coming week.” I turn to John.
“Holy crap you’re right it is like an on and off switch.”
“Well I only use it on special occasions, like if she gets really mad at me or something.”
“Dude don’t do that, that’s like blackmail to some girls.”
“Well if I had something like that she would probably use it on me.”
“That might be true but how do we know?” John gave me a deadpan face.
“Oh trust me I should know.” I looked at Twilight, she had her mouth agape and then she stared at me still in shock.
“What just happened?”
“Well my dear friend Twilight, we just found out Luna’s weak spot when it comes to scratching.”
“I wonder if I have the same weak spot.”
“Well we’ll just have to find out.” John said with a smirk on his face.
“Oh no way John I ain’t touching her I don’t know what she’ll do to me.” I was legitimately terrified for my manhood.
“Oh don’t worry James I won’t bite.” She said in a sultry voice and then she proceeded to walk her way towards me swaying her hips as she did so. I sighed in defeat.
“Fine but don’t try anything.” I put my hand on her head, the contact made her shudder in pleasure. “Okay I am not doing this, I’m sorry but if you are being sexually aroused by this then no.” She pouted, got up and walked to her room. John chuckled and turned red.
“James you and I damn know what she’s doing in there, don’t we?” I sighed.
“Yeah and John why are you thinking of another mare other than Luna?” I practically yelled the last part and saw what I was hoping for, I saw a dark blue blur snatch up John. He grabbed on the edge of the doorway to Luna’s room.
“Dear Celestia, James please help me a simple scratch behind the ears won’t help with this!” I saw him disappear in the door and it slams shut behind him. As the door shut Celestia walked in the living the room. What we heard for the next hour was a combination of yelling and whimpering that even Celestia cringed at. When John and Luna exited the room Luna’s eyes were returning to their regular colour while John walked out looking nearly comatose. I looked at Celestia.
“I think Luna may have over reacted.” She looked back at me.
“If I knew that she would have reacted this harshly then I wouldn’t have said anything.” I walked over to Luna. “What did you do to him? He looks comatose.” She put her hoof to her chin in thought.
“We had a little talk about if he ever thought of another mare what I would do to him.” My mouth was agape.
“You were threatening him for have his own thoughts about other mares.”
“James I hate competition and if the other mares are making him think naughty thoughts then I will make sure he will never consider it again.” Celestia stood up and walked over to Luna.
“Remember what I said about how you don’t understand stallions. Well this is one of those times.”
“What do you mean by this sister?”
“Well Luna you went over the line with this one, you don’t yell at him for an hour for thinking of another mare. You ask him to politely stop if you’re in his thoughts.”
“Oh I better do something for him then and fast, I hope he forgives me.” Her ears went down and I ran up to her.
“Give him an eyeful.”
“Eyeful of what?”
“An eyeful of what’s behind your tail stupid.” I gently hit her on the head.
“Behind my tail. Behind my tail...” She put up her hoof in thought and then suddenly like a light bulb flashed on she got it.
“Oh you want me to flash him.”
“Well I was just trying the more decent way of saying it but whatever floats your boat.” Luna grabbed John with her magic and moved him so we couldn’t see her special area. She blushed.
“Okay well here goes nothing.” She lifted up her tail and cringed. All color soon returned to John’s face and he poked her behind and she looked at him. He looked back her.
“Is this my birthday present early or are you just being super duper sexy Luna today.” He went back to staring
“Does this mean all is forgiven?” He didn’t answer he just kept staring. I saw Luna sigh in aggravation. “John, can you please stop staring at my behind for a second and focus!” He put his finger up.
“One moment please.” He continued to stare for 5 seconds then looked away. “Okay there now what was the question again?”
“How can’t you remember the question?”
“Well I just got flashed by a girl that I find extremely hot, so I might not be completely here for hours. So while I’m still here what the question was?”
“Okay do you forgive me?”
“Uh yes, yes I....” his eyes immediately went back to her rump.
Luna put her hoof to her face. “Oh dear goddess.”
He shook his head. “do.” She put her tail down and walked away, she turned her head to look at John.
“Are you coming anytime soon?” That knocked him out of his trance.
"Uh yeah, yeah sure.” He got up and followed her around like a puppy. Celestia looked at me.
“James you sure he’ll be okay?”
“Yeah usually things like this only last a few hours.” Luna and John went into their bedroom. “Hey Celestia what are they doing in there.”
“I told her to give him a little show.” We heard a scream and we dashed to Luna’s room. I was the first to arrive on the scene.
“What’s going on?” What I saw confused me to no end, Luna was in a clown costume in one corner and John was in the other. “What the hell is going on in here?”
“Well I sent a letter to Pinkie and asked her how I should do for the show and she said put on a clown costume, juggle and make balloon animals.” I and Celestia start laughing our asses off immediately, its a few minutes before I can speak again.
“Luna, Celestia meant peep show not this!” I waved my hand at the entire scene. “What’s up with John anyway?” I saw John get up and try to get back his composure but he seemed frightened of Luna for some reason. John sighed in defeat.
“I’m afraid of clowns okay.” Everyone starts laugh in the room. John was blushing. “ James you’ve seen the move IT right?”
“Yeah your point?”
“Imagine watching that at midnight with all the lights off when you’re five.” I cringed at the thought I remember how impressionable I was at that age.
“My point exactly.” I looked at Luna.
“Luna can you please take that off.”
“Will do James.” She immediately took off the clothes, but no this wasn’t just taking off an article of clothing she literally burned it off her body to make sure none of the horrendous outfit stood a chance of coming back to haunt us. I decided to break the silence.
“So who wants Kraft Dinner for lunch?”
“Well the more obvious question is what Kraft Dinner is?” Luna still looked distraught about the whole situation.
“Well Luna Kraft Dinner is like macaroni and cheese except it’s less nutritious and more fattening.”
“Oh well I guess we could try a plate.” I grabbed a pot and filled it with hot water. I went to the stove, put the pot on the heater and put the heat up to max. In a few minutes the water is boiling and I put the macaroni in, I stir it. I put the timer on for eight minutes and walk in the living room. It seems like everyone is having a good time and they ask me how long until suppers done I said. “Soon.”
In a few minutes I hear the timer buzz, I lifted myself out of my favourite chair and go in the kitchen, I open the cabinet left of the stove. I opened the door it was creaking a low growl as I did. I grabbed my cheap neon green strainer out of cabinet and put off the heat on the stove, I then grabbed my oven mitts. Well they really weren’t oven mitts they were work gloves. I grabbed the pot and poured the contents in the green strainer. It almost filled the medium sized strainer up but there was enough room to shake the excess water out and put the macaroni back in the pot. I mix the powdered cheese, butter and milk together.
I grab two plates and two bowls. The bowls are for the ladies and the plates for the guys since we have hands. I gave a ladle full of Kraft Dinner for everyone; I gave the girls’ spoons and the guys forks. I first serve the two princesses then I feed myself and John. I don’t eat until they take a spoonful of the noodles , they’re eyes turn wide as saucers.
“This is delicious!” They yelled in unison. They start taking the food a heaping spoonful at a time.
“Ha knew you two would love this stuff!” In about 30 seconds they’re done already.
“Can we have more dearest?”
“Okay James can you get them more please and bring bigger bowls.”
“Okay.” I take their bowls and put them in the sink, I grab the two biggest serving bowls I could find. I fill them with Kraft Dinner and put them in the ravenous hooves of Celestia and Luna.
A/N Sorry I was late again but I have really been busy doing more trivial stuff so you can blame on my severe case of writers laziness syndrome :) hope you enjoy the chapter and the book. Tell where you think James should go with his T.A.D.D or if he should even use it other than to go to normal Equestria and what you want to happen because if you don’t choose I will. :) And you might not like where he’s headed so I will give you 2 days time to choose and if no location are added I will input my own .
Chapter 10 Part 1: Diamonds!
I woke up and looked to the side of me to see Celestia sleeping peacefully beside me. She was nuzzling her pillow and clutching it close to her chest; she slowly opened her eyes then got out of bed. I soon followed, getting a pair of blue jeans and a white t-shirt on. I walked in the kitchen and looked at the calendar to see what day it was. Seeing as it was Tuesday and the gang go back on Thursday that didn’t leave us much time to say our goodbyes.
John and Luna are in the living room watching Terminator 2 while Twilight’s in her room sleeping. Celestia is having Mini Wheats for breakfast and I’m going on the computer to check my email and see if anything new is coming up but seeing I only have junk mail I shut the computer off. I go into the living room to watch the movie with them. Luna nudged John on the shoulder.
“This Arnold guy is quite a bad ass isn’t he?”
“Yes extremely but I liked him better in Total Recall.”
“Why is that?”
“The reason why is that with the combination of humour and Arnold kicking ass it was the ultimate movie.”
“When can we watch that movie?”
“Why not today?”
“Because today I am downloading all of the Arnold movies so we can watch them at the palace.”
“Great but how do we bring the TV with us?”
“Oh it’s not going on the TV it’s going on my laptop so we can watch them anywhere. Then I will put them on my IPod touch and hook up the projector to it.”
“But that will take a lot of power I don’t think I’ll be able to hold the power for that device.”
“Remember when we went shopping and I went into a store called The Source. Well I bought a projector that will fit on my IPod and I also bought an IPod touch stand so I won’t have to hold it. Plus remember when I asked you last night if I could take those diamonds off of your shoes well I’m going to sell two of the diamonds to get 2 IPads so we can both watch them on the fly.”
“But what do think my sister will think when she hears about this plan?”
“Well I don’t know. You did say you have 8 pairs exactly like these so you shouldn’t have to worry.”
“Well we’ll see won’t we, oh can I come with you?”
“Sure well we best be going then, James you want to come with?” I wanted to say no but I haven’t been outside in such a long time.
“Yeah want me to fetch my truck John?”
“Yeah it would be nice to not fly for a change, no offense.”
“None taken dear.” I went out and started my truck. Everyone hopped in and we went to our local mall. Okay listen our town may not be a big city but it does have everything we need. It has a chain of restaurants, a mall, a local grocery store, and several pawn shops. And since I get money from the government for compensation of the duty I served for my country, I live pretty comfortably here.
I drove into the parking lot of the mall and Luna transformed into a human. She wore a small tiara on her head and a short outfit. Her blouse had a crescent moon symbol stamped on the front of the dress, it was midnight blue and it had a darker blue piece of cloth around her abdomen. She had a skirt on under it; it was the same colour as the piece of cloth and reached to her lower thigh. She wore slippers on her feet the same colour as the blouse.
“Well everyone out and let’s go shopping.” I heard a giddy giggle come from Luna and she quickly jumped out of the truck,
she stood there tapping her foot impatiently.
“Come on you guys I want to buy more clothes and shoes, also some electronics would be nice.” I chuckled.
“Wow Luna I didn’t take you as a shopping person.”
“Well you never asked James, now let’s stop talking and go to the jeweller.” Luna skipped towards the mall and we followed suit. When we reached the Jeweller Luna looked like she was about to explode with energy. John hand the Jeweller the two diamonds and it looked like the guys’ eyes were going to pop out of his skull. He put his magnifier on and looked at the diamonds. He then put them down and shakily put down his monocle.
“These are the cleanest diamonds I have ever seen and since they are worth so much I will have to call the bank for a loan.”
“Well how much are they worth?” John asked
“Around 4 million since they are so pure and well taken care of.”
“How long will that take?”
“One hour. You may sit here if you like or I can give you a small amount so you can shop.” Luna got up out of her seat.
“Is there any way you could give us fifty thousand right now.”
“Why certainly and thank you for picking my store for such a grand pair of diamonds.”
“You’re welcome and it was great to meet you.”
“Do you want this in cash or cheque?”
“Oh cash please.”
“Do any of you have a firearm with you?”
“Well here’s a 9mm free of charge, a client such as you deserve as much.”
“Well Thank You, James you take it. Goddess knows what will happen if John tried to use it.” I grab the gun and put it in my pocket.
“Hey I heard that!” The Jeweller hand over the cash to John and we went to The Source. John went up to the registers and ringed the bell. A young teen walked out of the back.
“Hello how may I help you today?”
“I need you to get me two thirty gigabyte IPads and your most powerful laptop.”
“Okay I will get you that sir.” He rushed in the back and pulled out a laptop. “This has a 2 terabyte hard drive, 12 gigs of ram, a processor speed of 6 GHz, and a video card that would put any computer to shame. It cost around 11,234.33 dollars and the 2 IPads will cost around 24,543.53 dollars. Your total is 35,777.86 dollars. Is that all today sir?”
“Yes it is, here is your money and I hope you have a great day.” We walk out of the store and we hear cheering and slapping behind us. I chuckled.
“Well apparently we made their day.” We entered the clothing shop with 14,222.14 dollars and after 2 hours we left with only 8222.14 dollars. We quickly went back to the Jeweller to pick up our money.
“Sorry we’re late.”
“Oh I can understand girls and their shopping. Now let’s get down to business I found something more special about your diamonds so I am giving you five million fifty thousand dollars for the final price.”
“Okay then thanks now our money is where exactly?”
“It’s in these two briefcases, all counted for you so if you find some missing then come back here and I will give you the money still owed, okay fair enough?”
“Okay not that I want the diamonds back after this question but how much are you going to sell these diamonds for?”
“Well if you’re not going to take them back then I’ll tell you. I am going to sell them for eighteen million dollars you guys and me are going to die rich.”
“Good well bye and hopefully we’ll see each other again.”
“Yeah and if you have any other finds like this please let me be the first to know.”
“We will mister....”
“Anther, Anther Chase.”
“Okay Mister Chase.” We went out the shop and walked into the parking lot, got in our car then drove off.
The next morning was a dozy everyone was so busy packing and watching movies. I saw Luna teasing John in the living room and Celestia eating Mini Wheats. Twilight was in the living room with the couple and she was planning the trajectory needed to get back in their dimension. She seemed to be enjoying herself as she rambled on about how it was going to be hard getting John in with them. It was funny she tries so hard to be perfect when she already is as perfect as she can be. I laughed to myself and with that I smiled. It felt good to actually really smile and be happy because we were now not just associates or friends no we felt like family. In that moment I decided to go to my room to sleep and cry because I knew I was about to lose something very special to me. And I didn’t like the thought of it one bit.
A/N Okay this is a 2 part chapter because in the next chapter you get to decide where he goes though his mishap in traveling across dimensions and if you say ‘oh it’s just because he was too lazy to write a complete chapter.’ Listen as fans I care about what you think and if you don’t like a certain dimension he goes in then please inform of where you want him to go and I will mash it together into this flimsy plot I have here. See you later mate and I hope I get more likes and favourites.
PS. Yes my Fluttershy shirt came in yesterday now with my new found wealth I will buy so much pony swag :)
Chapter 10 Part 2: Time Travel Blues
Legal Fan Stuff: All storylines related to other book are not canon and will not be canon until provided otherwise by original author of said story.
I woke up and looked over to the other side of the bed. Seeing that Celestia wasn’t beside me I guessed she was in the kitchen and well, she was but she was not in the condition I thought she was in. She was crying and slouched over the kitchen table, her chest caved in with every sob from my view point she didn’t look like a princess she looked more like a grieving spouse who just lost her only love. Her ears perked up for just a few seconds as if scanning for sounds I held my breath for then so she thought she was alone. “Does it make you happy to see me like this James? If not then I need some help getting up I have exhausted myself from crying all night.”
Like a friend would I walked up to her and helped her up. She looked in my eyes but looked away after a few seconds I saw new tears spring up. “Why are you crying? You should be happy; I truly don’t like seeing you like this. So can you please focus your mind on better times so we can get through with this?” Her sobs increased.
“I can’t think of better times because all my better times involve him.” I grabbed her by the shoulders and put my lips on hers. She pushed further into my mouth and our saliva mixed. She melted in my arms and slowly I withdrew my lips from hers and held her in my arms. She chuckled a little bit and seemed drunk from the kiss. “You know what’s funny?”
“You mouth still tastes like Kraft Dinner.” We both chuckled at that and she sighed deeply. “You know what species James was?”
“Wasn’t he a pony?”
“Oh no he was to hard-hearted and careless to have been a pony once, remember when I said you reminded me of him. Well you remind of him in every way the way you talk, your hair, your body, and especially your kissing.” A single tear rolled down her cheek and she laughed what seemed a pained laugh.
“Yes he was human and he was troubled as you are, every night I would hold him in my hooves as he let all of his pain and anger out. The worst thing though is that I felt pity for him, not normal pity but pity for him feeling the way I did every day. James what you don’t understand is that I have made some species extinct and destroyed entire civilizations just to keep Equestria safe. All this weighing down on me makes me feel so cold and tired.*sigh* The only way I could release myself from that torment was being with you. I don’t want to lose you again.” Celestia made her way to me and cried on my shoulder.
I looked at the doorway to the living room, sometime between Celestia’s little talk Twilight and Luna made their way to the kitchen. Twilight’s eyes were wide with shock and Luna looked saddened to see her sister in such a messed up state. I caressed her mane the crying slowed and in 10 minutes she fell asleep in my arms. With the assistance of Twilight and Luna’s magic we got Celestia back in bed. I looked at them Twilight was in full blown tears and Luna seemed unsettled by the situation. Over all me and Luna seemed to be handled the situation the best. “I think that I and Celestia should lie down for a bit so can you two leave?” Luna motioned herself and Twilight out of the room. I felt Celestia move towards me and I looked upon her.
“Thank you James.” She looked at me with her puffy glistening eyes and I put my finger on her lips.
“Shhh. It’s time for me to take care of you as you did for me.” I held her as she cried her heart out in my lap. This continued for about 2 hours then stopped when she fell asleep. I looked to see the other James standing in the corner. “Jesus doesn’t anybody teach you to not sneak up on people.”
“Does she remember me?”
“What do you mean?”
“I was her husband, the man who died that night, not physically but mentally.”
“Yes and she is pained that she can’t see you again.”
“She sees me every night in her dreams; I sleep with her every chance I get. So tell her that I am closer to her than she thinks and tell her that I will forever miss her.” For a fraction of a second his stern look cracked and as quick as he came, he left.
“James who were you talking to?”
“It doesn’t matter all that matters is the message I was just given.”
“Well out with it!”
“Celestia, he said that your husband is closer to you than you think and that he will miss you forever.”
“You mean he’s still alive?! Why hasn’t he come back to me then?”
“He didn’t say.” She soon found herself in tears again and it took another 3 hours for her to get under control. I put my hand on her shoulder. “Listen I’m sorry I can’t be the man you want me to be and that the man you love can’t be with you. Right now you have to get ready and prepare for your trip back home hopefully someone there will make you smile.” She laughed and smiled.
“I know just the person who can do that.” I and her got out of bed I gave her some bags to bring stuff back with her. Later on I found out that she filled a travelling bag full of Kraft Dinner and all her other bags were filled with various items. Twilight packed 4 pictures of me and her saying it was for scientific research, but I knew she just wanted something to remember me by. John packed 2 suitcases full of clothes and that was it. I woke up next morning to find them gone already; I went in the kitchen and saw a note written by Luna it said ‘Celestia was in too much of a mess to say goodbye.’ I was happy that they got back home to their family and friends but saddened by the loss of my own.
About 2 months ago I started working on the Letter Response System so I could send them back letters. It was actually quite easy I just used my dimensional travel formula and targeted the machine to search for incoming signals. Once a signal is located it locks onto that signal until I cancel it. The machine itself only took four days to build so I was able to send letters of my progress to them and like they promised every week so far I have gotten letters from them Twilight says that Pinkie is making Celestia laugh and smile when she’s feeling down, also Pinkie threw an awesome wedding party for John and Luna. She says she misses being with me and can’t wait to see me again. I got a letter from John and Luna as well saying that they’re having fun and love each other very much. The rest of the letter was pretty much the same as Twilight’s and the next day I got a friendship report from Celestia. I wrote them all back saying it was great that Celestia is happy and I hope that John and Luna stay together forever. I also wrote back to Twilight saying that I can’t wait to see her again.
December 1 2014
Everything seemed to be going fine with the T.A.D.D, still haven’t figured out the problem with it yet though. Everything seemed to be going perfectly and I know there is nothing with the formula but what could the problem be then. It seemed as if the machine wasn’t built the way the formula wanted it to be built and for some reason I can’t stop thinking about wrist watches. Could this be of fault of my own or is this the fault of the predecessor before me, my time clone as you would say it. No this has to be fault of my own, oh how I hate wrist watches every day all I hear is tic tock, tic tock, tic tock but I can’t find the source. Where is that infernal ticking coming from? Never mind back on topic, it would seem that my clone was correct it will that more time than I thought. My rough calculations tell me the problem should be fixed by the year 2022 not the far ahead but still I hate myself for having to wait so long to see her. She with the beautiful purple hair, her wonderfully shaped hooves, and her delicate body so finely crafted by God him or herself I can’t wait to see her.
February 23 2017
Oh I am so close to being done and I found out how to make the ticking stop. I have to play with wrist watches you know take them apart and put them back together again. The effect lasts about 7 hours before the ticking comes back, but what a sweet sound silence is. I have started to realize what the ticking means, time itself would rather have me build the time machine in a wrist watch hopefully that will stop the irritating sound for good. I get letters every two weeks instead of one, seems that Twilight has made a name for herself in Canterlot so she has to lecture and teach every Monday of the second week of every month. She says she loves teaching and wants me to be with her so bad that she’s nearly ripping her mane out in anticipation; I can’t wait to see her too. I wrote back and said I’m happy she’s happy teaching I also told her not to forget her friends in Ponyville. Hopefully she’ll heed my warning.
February 24 2017
I have finally had a good night’s sleep thanks to the effects of taking a watch apart and putting it away. I woke up this morning with fresh Ideas and invigoration I shall finish this watch transporter by 2020 and finish testing by 2021 then do some traveling for a year to get a hold of the controls. I got an invite to the wedding of Angelica and this Nate fellow, I respectfully declined saying it would be too awkward for me and her, I also said it would bring up to many bad memories. They accepted those reasons and left me alone for the most part now. Celestia send a private to me saying that she saw James last night in the crowd of people she had in a party, they both shared a fond smile and walk away. I am truly happy that she now knows how close he is to her. I wrote back to her saying that I hope they will find each other again someday.
January 1 2018
The first day of the first year and I am glad to say I am 3/4 done with the watch and sadly I have been call in action by the military. At first I said no because I need to finish a project I was working on but after they said they would cut off my funds so I have to go now. I created a mini letter delivery system so I can keep reading their letters and reply to them. Oh that reminds me Twilight has met a wonderful stallion in Ponyville by the name of Doctor Whooves .She says that he’s been flirting with her forever but has held off the temptation. Hopefully her being loyal to me will keep my sanity at bay.
June 10 2019
With my final year in service over I finally got home to my beloved machinery and with my funds renewed I will work as hard as ever to get this done. Luna just sent a letter about how they are doing, they tied the knot a few years back and it seemed that their marriage hit a few rough patches at their 5th year revving up Luna can’t wait to surprise John with his Anniversary gift. He will be most pleased at what he will get, especially with the sexy lingerie and I hope they stay happy for as long as I live. Twilight finally got that pesky stallion to buzz off when he called her a scared old virgin crow. He got his ribs broken in 4 places and four teeth gone for that. She doesn’t understand what she saw in him but she definitely doesn’t see it anymore and hopefully she won’t see anything in other stallions except for me.
August 12 2020
I finally did it! The device is complete I can’t wait to test it out and see the look on Twilight’s face when I walk on her doorstep and give her a big bear hug. (Or pony hug?) But before that I will travel the dimensions getting used to the controls. I created a spell dissipater so I don’t get tainted by any spells set on a dimension I’m in; it was pretty much the same thing that my time clone had but micro sized in my watch. I got on a trench coat, packed up my chalkboard, notebook with 10 sharpened pencils, my revolver and hunting knife. I was finally ready for time travel and this couldn’t be any more awesome. I was bored for most my years so I decided to delve in some My Little Pony fan fictions, I had some quick stops and others would take a year or two. Save the gods if I can help all of them.
XV - “The Man Who Disrupts Time”
What is Time?
Is time a mathematical equation or is it a constant song, if it is a song then I think that it is both a sweet melody and a thrilling dangerous one. It’s sweet when not tamper with, when the song of life is running smoothly. The thrill and danger only increases in magnitude when greater situations are forced, it can be a small hum but sometimes Time plays a little louder for all to hear. This is one of the louder moments.
I was walking around Ponyville; the birds were singing sweet natural songs and the sun was shining in the middle of the sky although I could not feel it because of this dreaded curse that has befallen me. I don’t feel much other than loneliness and happiness. Happiness for being Ponyville’s own little guardian angel and loneliness because no one will know the deeds I have done for them. As I was saying walking around like I usually do and then I saw a flash of brilliant purple light, I saw an ape-like creature appear from the light, his clothing he was wearing was slightly singed and still smoking. He was bent on one knee and panting heavily. I trotted slowly towards this sight as did most of the ponies, I got close enough to hear noises coming out of his mouth but I couldn’t understand them.
He took out a portable chalkboard and wrote four capital letters that I recognized immediately ‘LYRA’ I galloped towards him pushing ponies out of the way. “You remember me!” I said with such enthusiasm that I rivalled a filly getting her cutie mark. He simply nodded yes and wrote on his chalkboard if he could get any help getting up. I let him use me as a support and he pushed on my back, for a minute his weight became almost too much but I pushed on anyway and slowly he got up to his hooves.
“So...” He wrote ‘James’
“James how did you get here and how did you know who I was?” He erased what was on his chalkboard.
‘Can we talk about this at your cabin?’ Totally caught off guard I scrambled for words.
“Um... Yeah sure come on let’s go but once we get there you owe me answers.”
‘Ok.’ I smirked at my successfulness.
“Good now let’s leave.” I soon discovered that James hurt his leg when he arrived here as he was limping and making pained grunts as we trotted to my cabin. I pondered the thoughts running through my head. Maybe She sent him here to tease me, to remind me that I will forever be alone or maybe this is just a coincidence and he really knows me from somewhere. We reached my cabin in about an hour’s time we reached my cabin, he plopped himself on the bed and took out a book he saw me staring.
‘Medical book can you fix?’ he then proceeded to point at his, as the medical book said ankle.
“Can I see that book?” He handed the book to me and I looked at it seeing as I did not have the medical skills I frowned.
“Sorry I don’t have enough medical training but I can get a pony who does.”
“Fluttershy she is a great healer and took care of my cat once.” He raised his eyebrow in question. “She can perform complex surgery as well.” He nodded with approval and I gathered up a scarf because Fluttershy’s house was near the Everfree forest. After I was prepared I galloped off to Fluttershy’s to get him some medical attention. The Sun inched down the sky and the moon began to shine, I reached Fluttershy in about 2 hours not bad for how fast I was running. I knocked on the door. “Fluttershy!” I heard a startled eep and heard hooves come to the door.
“Yes who is this and what do you want? If you don’t mind telling me that is.” I face hoofed in aggravation.
“My name is Lyra and I have an animal that is in some real trouble, I think his leg may be broken.” She unlocked all her deadbolts and whatever is on that door. She was still hiding behind her mane.
“Where is this poor animal?”
“He’s at my cabin; you know to keep him safe and warm.” I didn’t dare tell her the truth it would take to long to explain.
“Okay I’ll come with you. Just where is this ‘cabin’?”
“Oh it’s where the Apples old barn used to be.”
“Okay then lead the way... If that wouldn’t be too much trouble.” We made our way to my cabin I slowed down so that Fluttershy was beside me; it took about 3 hours for us to get back to the cabin.
“So where is this poor...” A cold vapour escaped our lips. “What am I doing here?”
“Your here to help me with an animal that’s badly hurt.”
“Really I don’t remember coming here. I’m not usually this forgetful.”
“Well just peek in the cabin to see for yourself.” She popped her head in the doorway and suddenly reared her head back.
“What is that thing?”
“Well it says in the medical book that it’s a Hu-man it seems to have a complex system of bone structures and nerves so since I am no surgeon I brought you here to help with it’s leg.”
“Okay but Pinkie promise me it won’t eat me. You know what a Pinkie promise is right?”
“Yes, I promise.” I went through all the motions and accidently jabbed myself in the eye. “Now can we go take care of it?”
“Okay” she put on a new face, a face of pure determination and devotion. She flutter towards James and looked at him passionately like a filly that just got a new sled for Hearts Warming Eve.
“So what’s wrong with his leg?”
“Oh, sorry I didn’t see you there. Well he seems to have a major sprain and that’s it. I will go to my house and get some crutches.”
“How do you know he’s a he?”
“Oh that’s simple something down there is happy to see me.”She pointed her hoof at his pants and we blushed heavily. After all the bandages and split was put in place she left the cabin then headed on her way to go fetch the crutches once she was no long near my cabin I shut the door.
“Okay you owe my answers remember?” He grabbed a piece of paper and handed to me.
‘Hello my name is James, you may not know me but I most certainly know you. You see I have invented a device that allows me to travel through time and dimensions and the first dimension I wanted to visit was yours! You see in my world your world is a book, a book I thoroughly enjoyed reading. So here I am trying to make you encouraged to continue your journey. I want to say this to you, in my eyes you will never be forgotten. Your methodical thinking and your beautiful use of music and words have healed even the most wounded. That is a thing that very few people can say they have done. You in my world are not only remembered but cherished by thousands. I hope this gives you hope knowing that you are remembered and loved by so many. Now listen I can’t help you with this turmoil your going through all I can give you is love and support.
From Your Biggest Fan to You’
I jumped into his arms and cried openly in deep pained sobs. All he had to do was caress my mane and hug me as tight as a father holding on to his foal. I stopped two hours later and looked at the door. There were his crutches with a little note written beside it.
‘Looked like it was time that he gave back what you gave him.’ I gave him the crutches.
“So do you have a marefriend?” He took out his chalkboard.
‘Twilight Sparkle’ His eyes seemed to droop and his face saddened.
“You miss her don’t you?”
‘Yes, I would like some rest now if you don’t mind.’ He turned until he lay sideways on the bed. That night I finally had a nice dream about me and my foalhood friends pretend Twilight was Princess Celestia and Moondancer was Princess Luna, I have and always will be Starswirl the Bearded. I woke up next morning and James was writing a letter, seeing that I was awake he wrote ‘To Princess Celestia.’
“Do you have any more destinations you have in mind?”
‘I thought I did but all I want now is to get home to Twilight.’ I could see the look of loneliness in his eyes.
“Please don’t be as messed up as me, you have friends that you can go see and talk to. Me all I have is the knowledge that thousands of Hu-mans adore me for who I am and my present situation.” It seemed that set him on ease.
‘What can I do to help you?’
“Well you could help me by chopping wood or getting my groceries.”
‘Okay.’ For the past three weeks he had helped me by doing chores and getting my groceries. Soon his leg was fully mended and was fully dependent. About a week ago I saw the bandages, split and crutches on the ground neatly piled. The front door was open and a burning ring of grass was just there a note left in the middle.
‘I have to see her’ I was saddened by the loss of a friend but happy that I have so many admirers in another dimension.
XV - “The Man Who Disrupts Time”
I was back on my way to my main goal, the goal of reaching Twilight. I can see her now, her purple hair swaying in the breeze, and her hooves around my neck as we kiss on the sun lit hills. Heat started to increase and some of my coat caught fire, the spell dissipater made sure I didn’t catch the heat on my skin. I saw the purple flash and found myself in the middle of Ponyville with everyone staring at me I took out of my pocket the letter sender and a letter I created the minute I found out they were gone it was only three words.
‘I Came Home.’ I waited a few minutes and saw a purple figure darting through the crowd. She immediately tackled me to the ground and we started kissing each other. Our lips departed. “Twilight?”
“Yes James.” She batted her eyes for extra emphasis.
“Can we not do this in public?” She looked around and blushed slightly.
“Right because what I’m about to do to you isn’t exactly public friendly.” She slid her hoof to my groin and smiled seductively.
“Okay then get off me and we’ll get going then.” She used her magic to carry me to the library. In the library there was nothing prepared and Spike was organizing the books by name.
“Hey Twilight who’s the guy friend you brought, looks like John.”
“Remember the man who has been sending me those letters, well this is James.” Spike walked up to me and held out his
“Hi I’m Spike, nice to meet you” I firmly took his hand and shook it.
“Nice to meet you too Spike. Twilight always talks about how helpful you are to her.”
“Well I am her number one assistant after all.” I nudged him in the side.
“So what has Twilight said about me.” He scratched the back of his head.
“She made you sound like a god, but from what I can tell you look pretty average.”
“Spike!” She glared at him.
“What I say them how I see them” I whistled.
“Well I say that you look like you haven’t aged a day since I’ve seen you Twi.” She looks nervously around.
“James that’s because I haven’t aged a day, when I got back Celestia put the immortality spell on me just in case you took more than my lifetime to get here.”
“She does know that I can time travel as well.”
Uh he he, I kind of begged her to do it.”
“Well that’s no fair now I’ll have to get it done.”
“What’s wrong with being immortal?”
“Not being mortal is the problem, being able to die is a wondrous thing.”
“I guess your right I do miss being as old as my friends.” I put my fingers on her lips.
“Shh... Let’s stop worrying.” She turned to face Spike.
“Spike prepare for plan LV.” He blushed slightly.
“Okay but can I stay at a hotel?”
“Sure here’s 10 bits for the room.” Spike walked up to me.
“Bend down I need to tell you something.”
“Okay.” I get down so we were in whispering distance
“You better have a lot of stamina and be prepared for what is about to happen.”
“Oh trust me I am.” I bring out the condoms in my pocket.
“Good I don’t want any hybrids running around.” Spike walk out the door and the lights dimmed I looked towards the kitchen and saw a table set up with salad on one end and a fish sandwich set on the other.
“Wow I didn’t take you as the romantic type Twilight.”
“She came out of the kitchen with a red dress on that barely covered her rump. “So what you think?”
“You look marvelous darling.” Once we finished eating, we got talking about time travel and books.
“You know I have read just about every page of the pony sutra. That thing gets you revved up for sex just like that.”
“Trust me there is a difference between reading something and actually doing something.” She frowned.
“You know I was tempted so many times to cheat on you and lose my virginity but I forced myself to stop thinking like that.
Hell even when I was in heat I bolted my library shut and gave Spike to Fluttershy for the duration of the cycle.” I looked her
in the eyes.
“I wish I found a girl like you a long time ago Twilight you’ll do anything to make yourself ready. I want you to know that if I didn’t have you to look forward to I would have went insane.”
“I feel the same.”
“So what happens next?”
“Well with regular mares and stallions they would go upstairs and make love but I just want to sit here with you for a few minutes.”
“I couldn’t stop thinking about you Twilight. *sigh* Your luscious lips, your beautifully shaped hooves, and you have a body that is to die for.”
“Oh stop it, James I am not the hottest piece of flank you have seen.”
“It doesn’t matter because what your body doesn’t have your personality makes up for.”
“Oh James, Let’s just cut to the chase and head upstairs.”
“I’d like that.” As we headed upstairs I knew that this night I was going to make Twilight a very happy mare.
A/N I was really holding this off because I wanted to have James as the main character for a little bit longer. I think this is my favorite chapter so far as it was two stories intertwined in one. I hope you enjoy this as I will be busy with school soon. I am also going to delete my Unknown World story because I really have no interest in it anymore. What you need to remember about this story is that these are not the ponies from the show they have different personalities for this fan fiction so don’t suspect friendship letters to be written anytime soon. Also even though I said that Chapter 10 would end the James part of the story it will be Chapter 11 hope you enjoy my next chapter. :)
Chapter 11: Twilight’s Big Finish
Now this being the last thing I’m going to write before I’m on my merry way with my beautiful wife I want to tell you one thing. When I decided to write this journal of important events in my life, I wanted to make sure when I start to forget things in my long life of immortality I’ll be able to remember the good, the bad, and the funny parts of my life. There are always things that people should care about and one of them is you. You see a day before Celestia came I nearly killed myself. Knowing what I had done in the past made my life a living hell so I decided ‘hey real hell can’t be as bad as this.’ So that day I decided fuck it and put a gun to my head, I put one round in the clip. I shot but nothing happen turns out my stupidity saved me, I loaded a blank in my gun. I laughed and threw the gun away.
So to me Celestia saved my life I owe her for that but how much more do I owe? Is that something I couldn’t figure out or hadn’t written down. So this being the last of mine entries I have to say that this may be the crappiest because nothing exciting happens. Anyway after being upstairs all night, we both gave up to exhaustion and I slept till twelve. I got up and tried to wake Twilight but was deter in doing so by a book slammed in the gut. She also complained about not being able to move her legs, so I went downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed two eggs from her shelves. Started a fire in the wood stove and cooked them.
“Mmm... Breakfast smells great.” I saw a sleepy Twilight at the top of the stairs with a doll on her back and she was rubbing her eye with her forearm. I have to say it was the cutest thing I have seen so far in my life.
“You look wonderful Twilight, all things considered.” I said with a devious smirk on my face.
“Last night was great. You know how to take care of a mare when you want to.” She said with a slightly drowsy laugh. “Can you carry me downstairs, I’m afraid I‘m going to fall.” She put on a serious face.
“Okay since I tired you out so much.” I walk upstairs and put her over my shoulder. I reached half way down the stairs when a heard mumbles and a light snoring. “Wow she really is tired.” I walked downstairs and found a pillow for her to rest on. Once that was done I put her down then I got a blanket from upstairs and put it on her, I placed her doll in her hoofs.
“Take that Nightmare Moon.” I heard her mumble then make punching motions with her forearms. I stand corrected. This is now the most adorable thing I had seen in my life, so far. I ate my breakfast and went outside. The birds were singing a beautiful tune, the sun was shining bright, and the wind was blowing against my... shit where are my pants? I rushed inside before anyone could see me and rushed to my bags, how could I forget that I wasn’t wearing pants?! I got a pair of underwear and shorts on then I quickly rushed outside I quickly was knocked by a pink blur.
“Oh hi there I didn’t see you there my name is Pinkie Pie I haven’t seen you before and that must mean your new because I know everypony and I mean everypony in Ponyville.” I put my hand over her mouth.
“Can I ask you a question before you continue rambling?”
“Sure! I love questions!”
“Okay can you give me directions for a hotel that only costs 10 bits a night?”
“Oh you’re looking for Hotel Neight I can show you where that is.” She turned and started to hop away so I just followed. She stopped by the market and she bought some apples at Applejack’s stand, then I saw the hotel in the distance and rushed for it. Luckily I got there without the observant Pinkie catching me, I rung the front desk bell and a employee came up to it.
“Welcome to Hotel Neight how may I be of service to you?”
“Do you have a dragon under the name Spike here?” She looked through the pages and lit up. “We did have a dragon named Spike staying here but he left an hour ago. Anything else you need from me?”
“No that was it, thank you.” I left the hotel and head towards the library. I saw a saw a certain Purple and green spiked tail go in and shut the door. I put my ear up to the door.
“Where is he?!”
“I don’t know Twilight chill out seriously it’s like you’re in heat or something.”
“That just it Spike did you check the calendar?”
“Well check it” I heard the tapping of scaly feet
“Oh horse shoes”
“Exactly. I am going through heat.”
“Do you want me to hide him for you?”
“No, just bring him here.”
“Okay, but you do know he’s outside and has his ear to the door.” Oh shit.
“Really I’ll check.” I opened the door and stared her in the eyes. “You, me upstairs NOW!”
“Do you have any protection?”
“Condoms you know for birth control.”
“Oh right” she narrowed her eyes. “What for, do you not want any babies or what?”
“No I want babies but what I don’t want is Spike ripping me apart. Remember we’re at the start of a relationship so even I agree this isn’t a good time to produce little Jamelight Speckles. Don’t you agree?”
“Well I guess so. Also I would never give a foal such a tongue twister of a name.”
“Fair enough.” Twilight pointed at Spike.
“Go to the pharmacy and get us some large condoms. Remember Spike plan HW is now operational, so you damn well know how many to bring back.”
“Right, forty.” My eyes widened.
“Forty condoms I don’t even think that’s possible.” She looked at me with a devious glint in her eyes.
“Oh trust me yesterday was just a sample of what you’ll go through tonight and throughout these next 2 weeks.” She was so close to me I could feel her every breath. She inhaled deeply and shudder with pleasure. “Waiting is going to be so hard for me, I can smell you and the smell is intoxicating.”
“Dear God you sound like a psychotic groupie. Do I have to restrain you?”
“If that’s what you’re into then yeah, sure tie me up and the real fun can get started.” A thought comes across my mind but I quickly shoo it away. I went to the desk in her bedroom. I grabbed the chains she kept there just in case of heat and the note that came with it. Carrying these things was no easy feat these chains were big. Like I mean they probably all together weighted 200 pounds. I grunted under the weight and pulled them downstairs. Twilight gave me a sultry look. “Oh the old ball and chain I never knew you were into that kind of thing.” I tied it around her multiple times and locked the chain in place. I took the note out.
“Ahem.” She looked at me. “Thank you for choosing our trademark heat chains and we hope they work for you. These chains are magically infused so Earth, Unicorn, nor Pegasus can break out of them use only for extreme heat situations.” I smirked. “Patent approved by Twilight Sparkle. Guess what Twilight?”
“You just been trapped in your own product.” She was laughing. “Hey what’s so funny?”
“Oh the funny thing is that I have my own key.”
“Shit is correct.” Spike came in the room.
“Twilight I got the condoms, where is my 30 bits?” Twilight unlocked herself and threw a coin purse at him. “Thanks Twi. Oh and James hope you have fun!” Spike ran out of the library like a giddy school girl.
I looked at where Twilight used to be and found that no one was there. My eyes darted around the room. “Shit where is she.”
I looked at the upstairs door, it unlocked and was slowly creaking open revealing twilight’s glowing white eyes were revealed.
“James come in here I promise not to kill you, just painfully exhaust you for the night. I gulped.
“May Celestia save my soul.”
I woke up next morning sore everywhere and to top it off I had a massive headache. I checked to see if Twilight was still sleeping and dashed for it, just before I got to the exit of the library I got yanked back by something. I turn around to see tendrils of magic coming from Twilight, she narrowed her eyes. “You aren’t going anywhere.” I saw the front door open and Spike come in. He stood there for two seconds taking in what he was seeing. I looked at him.
“For the love of god Spike help me.” He took a donut out of the package he was carrying and took a bite out of it.
“James are you being forced into this?”
“Yeah Spike what the fuck does it look like.” He looked at Twilight.
“Twilight do you want to lose James as your boyfriend?”
“No why would I ever want that.” Spike came up and bopped her on the nose.
“Then don’t force him to have sex with you, god don’t you remember what I said? Both sides have to be willing to have intercourse for ponies to have a great time. Did you even think of how James was feeling when you forced into this!?”
“Why should I? He didn’t regard my feelings when we had sex the first time he showed up here.”
“Did you want to have sex Twilight?”
“Well, yes but...”
“But nothing James is clearly tired out and needs some rest so back off for a while!” His eyes turned reptilian and he hissed. I immediately got thrown to the floor by Twilight and she walked out of the room mumbling about how she was horny. Spike’s eyes flashed back to normal. “Whew, I didn’t know if logic could help you at this but it did.” He turned to face me. “Two questions did any condoms break and how was last night?”
“Well no condoms broke and last night was the worst night of my life.”
“I have never been afraid of sex after my virginity was lost but tonight I was truly terrified of her.” Spike chuckled.
“Yeah she can be a scary mare when she wants to be. So what now?”
“Well I am going to have breakfast and sleep till four. Then I will take care of my lady for 4 hours and leave the room so she doesn’t get any ideas.”
“Wow you actually have a plan for this good for you. Now if you excuse me I will make you breakfast and then you can go to sleep okay?”
“Deal.” We shook hands and he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. I went to a chair and sat down to rest my legs. “So Spike is this regular for Twilight?”
“In heat, yes. Not in heat a definite no.” I huffed at the thought of this happening everyday for two whole weeks. Spike went
upstairs and I followed him, he knocked on the door three times.
“Twilight are you hungry?”
“What do you want to eat?”
“Can you send in some James, he seems like a well balanced breakfast, don’t you think?”
“Hardy har har, Twilight what else do you want?”
“I daisy sandwich will do for now. *Sigh* I guess.” We went back downstairs I ate the breakfast Spike made for me and went asleep for a few hours and woke up total rejuvenated. I checked my wrist watch for the time; it was 3:30 pm so I got up. Seeing as Spike was gone I went in the kitchen to check if anything was made for supper and seeing a note on the table I guessed he did.
‘Twilight’s favorite salad in the cooler and your melted cheese egg wrap is in the oven keeping warm. Read both half to get Twilight out of her room for you playtime. ;) ’ I chuckled. “ Spike is a damn fine pal.” I walked upstairs and knocked on the door.
“Yeah what is it?”
“I have one daisy lettuce salad topped with feta, mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, seasoned in walnuts and nutmeg. Dressed in mustard vinaigrette.” I heard a large gasp. “This is all going to be available to you if you come downstairs to have dinner with me.” I heard her open the door and she looked at me with sparkling eyes.
“Did you get Spike to make this for me?”
“Well I asked what your favorite was and he told me so I gave a quite few of my items so he would make this for me. Because honestly we both know I am not the best cook.”
“What did you give him?”
“My IPod Touch, my book on Greek mythology, my laptop, 2 million dollars.”
“Oh all that just for my dinner?”
“No I also got this from him.” I pulled out a diamond ring and a diamond horn ring. “Twilight I know that we haven’t been together for long but I want this to last forever. Twilight will you give me your hoof in marriage?” I saw tears escape her eyes.
“I’m sorry but I have to decline for now.” I looked at her shell shocked. “You see before we do this. I need to inform my parents and we need to prepare but once on the altar I will definitely say yes.” I chuckled.
“So in other words you want to wait until your heat is over then I will be your finance.”
“But if you know your decision already why don’t you say yes?”
“Because I feel that my heat is influencing me.”
“Well then do what your heart tells you.”
“Well MY heart is telling ME to have you rut me like an animal. Sure you want me to follow my heart now?”
“I was hoping we could go upstairs for a few hours and then I could rut your brains out.”
“You’re doing this just to get me to say yes aren’t you?”
“Well actually I had this whole day planned out before I even thought of popping the question so I would say no.”
“Okay then let’s do it right here on the table.”
“No because I know the only condoms are in the bedroom which means you might get pregnant. Which also means that that we would have left our activates on this table. Let’s face it nobody will want to eat off this table knowing what things have been done on it.”
“Fair enough let’s head upstairs after we eat our dinner.” It was an hour before we finished our supper and I decided to do the dishes. Once that was said and over with we had sex for 4 hours and I slept in bed with her. This continued for five days until I woke up tied to the bed and her on top of me at which I started plan ST (Sexed up Twilight) which involved a knife and Spike breathing fire at Twilight to distract her. For the next week I had sex like last time except I left the room after she fell asleep. For the last two days I rutted her all day and night to make sure she didn’t have any heat left. Although exhausting it worked like magic and she was fine.
It had been two days since her heat I got up and walked into Twilight’s room. She put down the book she was reading. “Yes
James what is it?” I went up to her bed and bent on one knee.
“Twilight Sparkle the star of my life. Have you made your decision, will you marry me?” New found tears welled up in her eyes.
“Yes James I will marry you!” We kissed for what seemed hours and headed downstairs. Spike ran up to me.
“So what did she say!?”
“Why don’t you ask the stunning mare herself?” Spike ran up to her and grabbed her legs.
“So what did you say to him Twilight?”
“I said yes Spike.” I grinned at Spike and raised an eyebrow.
“Do you know what this calls for?” I saw confetti and a pink pony come out.
I looked at the banner. ‘Welcome to Ponyville and Thanks for Being Twilight’s Fiancé.’
I saw all Twilight’s friends gather around her and decide to listen in.
“So dear were all wondering who is this mysterious stallion that you have just up and gave your hoof to marriage to?” said Rarity.
“Rarity, everyone I’ll give you one hint and that’s it. Here it is, he is the only none Equestrian at this party.”
“Oh you mean John but he’s already married darling.” She covered her hoof in a gasp. “Did Luna and John break up because he loved you? Oh how scandalous is that.” Twilight face hoofed.
“No Rarity the other one behind all of us that was single.” They all turned and looked at me. I smiled sheepishly at them.
“Hi I’m James and you girls are Twilight’s friends Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack right?”
“Why yes we sure as sugar are and I might wanna ask ya a few questions?”
“Sure fire away.”
“Okay well how did you get ta meetin’ our dear friend Twilight?”
“Well I met her when she, Celestia, and Luna came to me and John doorsteps.”
“Okay then how did you two fall in love?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Well sadly I was not the first one to notice the spark between us Twilight was. She warmed me up with friendship and love. So I fell for her and soon our pen pal relationship began. She told me all about you girls and herself. Seeing how dedicated she was to stick with me made me enchanted by her. Once we saw each other the rest is history.”
“Oh, oh what about the differences between you two?” Asked the pink party pony.
“Well concerning the physical we have no problems and when it comes to how we see eye to eye. We usually get along and when we don’t we work something out.” I looked at her group of friends. “Any other questions?” I saw a timid yellow hoof rise above the crowd. “Yes Fluttershy what’s your question?”
“Well I’m just wondering are you two biologically compatible.”
“Yes it would seem that my species can reproduce with your species if that’s what you’re implying.”
“Thank You.” For the rest of the night we partied like there was no tomorrow then everyone went home and we fell asleep on the couch. I woke to knocking on the door so I rushed out of the bed and answered it.
“Hello we are looking for our daughter Twilight Sparkle.”
“Come right in Mr and Mrs. Sparkle.”
I looked down at my legs and grunted in frustration. I went to the living room quickly to wake Twilight. A few tickles and pokes later she was awake.
“Twilight where did my shorts go?” She chuckled.
“Oh I had a little fun with you while you were sleeping.”
“Well good for you but we have an issue your parents are here and I really want to be fully clothed.” Her eyes popped open.
“Your shorts are behind the couch.” I reached behind the couch and put my shorts on. I looked at her.
“Yup.” We walked out into the main room, they turned to face us.
“Twilight how you doing sweetie?” They hugged each other.
“Great mom I really missed you.” Mr. Sparkle coughed.
“Honestly darling you look like shit.”
“Dad! I just woke up that’s why I look like shit.”
“Both of you stop whining, now Twilight I heard you met a handsome stallion can you get your assistant to wake him as well.”
“Actually I’m already awake and her assistant is sleeping.” Mrs. Sparkle eyes opened wider.
“Oh you are the handsome stallion well isn’t that weird.” Mr. Sparkle looked me over.
“Let me shake your hand son, see if you got some muscle.” I shook his hand. “Why do you shake so soft?”
“I hate using my strength sir. Power can be a very dangerous weapon.”
“Yes I know that as well as any stallion. But right now I need a firm handshake from you, so I know you can control that power.” I shook his hand but this time squeezed a little harder. He looked in my eyes. “You have a very firm handshake son.”
“Do you do this to every stallion your daughter meets sir.”
“Only the ones that take her on this path, I got the same talk from my wife’s old dad. I carry on the legacy.”
“Okay you two stop challenging each other. Let’s go make some tea to calm the nerves.”
“Fine by me Miss How about you sir?” He grumbled and shuffled off with his wife. I went up to Twilight. “I don’t think your parents approve of me.”
“I agree with you.” We had a silent cup of tea and walked back in the main room. “Well what do you think of him?” They both looked at each other.
“We both agree that he can take care of you but he’s too strong and silent for our liking.” Twilight frowned.
“Trust me. He is only trying to be polite you know allowing us to talk.”
“Well right now I want to know what your Stallion thinks of us.” I looked between the two.
“Miss you were afraid of me at first but that was reasonable I am a scary person to look at. Sir you seem to be very aggressive towards me and you think that I can’t take care of your daughter. Over all your nice people with your own little quirks. I’m not saying I’m better or worse than you I have my own quirks as well.”
“Well good to hear you talk at least and your observant remarks are true my wife was quite scared of you. I am truly sorry if I offended you in anyway.”
“I am sorry as well if I offended you two.” They walk out of the library and we sighed in relief.
Chapter 12: Surprise Visit
My eyes flashed open and I looked to my left to see Twilight mumbling science theories in her sleep. Her arms were around my chest like I was a big teddy bear she won at the carnival, never wanting to let go in fear that it may get lost. Her forelegs were in the under and over position and she was rubbing them against my left leg. I gently shook her to get her to wake up she moved a little bit and looked in my eyes. She smacked her lips and a comforting smile plastered itself on her face.
“Well you’re awake early and what a beautiful sight to wake up to when I start the day.” I blushed a little bit at that comment.
“Well thanks that sure brightened up my day but it kind of gets obvious that you say that by impulse every day.” Honestly I didn’t suspect Twilight to get this grabby in about a month but a happy Twilight is always good in my books and probably in hers as well. Twilight smiled sheepishly at me.
“Well I waited a good 7 to 8 years for you to get here so of course I’m going to be happy to see you every day.” She got on my chest and held me in a passion filled kiss for a couple of seconds. “I missed you so much.” I kissed her back with equal vigor.
“I missed just as much.” I grabbed her and hung her in my arms like a small child and in insight she was giggling like one as well.
“Oh look at my big strong James, carrying me around like royalty.” My hand accidentally slid in a particularly warm place and Twilight *eeped*I then slung her over my shoulder, blushing intensely. We entered the main room of the library; Spike came down the set of stairs that lead to the living room.
“Hey how was your night John?”
“As wonderful as ever Spike and yours?”
“Oh I had a dream of Rarity and me. We walked through a land with gems as far as my eyes could see.”
“So in other words it was fantastic.” Spike gleamed at me.
“Yep.” We continued down the stairs and I deposited Twilight at the bottom of the stairs. She looked at me and pouted.
“Come on just carry me to the kitchen I promise this will be the last time.” She then threw on her cutest face which from living with her for a month I could barely take it.
“Your fitter than me you can walk.” I closed my eyes from her look and walked into the kitchen. In just that moment a mysterious smell hit my nose. “Is that meat?” I immediately race to the stove to see bacon sizzling on the stove. I turned to my right to see Spike with a spatula in his hand and a big grin on his face.
“Well I just happened to see a griffon merchant and he was selling these pieces of meat 20 for 5 bits so I bought them.” I grabbed him in a big hug.
“Oh thank you I missed pork so much!” He clawed at my arms. “Ow!” I let him down.
“Goddesses above I thought you were going to kill me.” I sat at the table while Twilight begrudgingly got herself some coffee, once the daily ritual was done for her she sat herself down beside me. She yawned and rubbed some crud out of her eyes.
“So what’s this about pork? Did Spike bring a live pig home?” I for the moment totally forgot she was an herbivore.
“Well Spike noticed a Griffon merchant in town and picked up some...meat.” I winced not knowing the reaction she’ll have.
“Oh okay. Hey Spike can you give me some eggs and toast please hold the meat.”
“Will do Twilight.”
It was a few minutes before Spike came back in the room brandishing two plates. He gave Twilight her plate which had two pieces of bread perfectly toasted and scrambled eggs with daisy petals topping it. My plate consisted of three pieces of bacon, two pieces of toast, and over easy eggs so I could soak my toast in the yolk. Twilight looked down at Spike and smiled lazily at him.
“Thanks number one assistant.” She nuzzled his cheek.
“It’s okay it is my job after all.” Spike walked back into the libraries main room snacking on a gemstone. I looked at Twilight.
“Hey so Twilight what are we going to do today?” She put her hoof on her chin in thought.
“Well we could go for a walk, and then if you want you can go and introduce yourself to ponies in Ponyville.” Twilight scooted closer to me and put her muzzle to my ear. “After all that maybe we could meet up here and go upstairs for a bit.” She started rubbing my crotch. “I have to say that is going to be something worth waiting for.” I grabbed her and kissed her, she sighed and I pushed my tongue against her teeth. She opened her mouth allowing my tongue through, the feeling when our tongues touched was electric I pulled my lips from her and we just sat there savoring the moment. “I still don’t know why Celestia says you’re a bad kisser that was amazing.” I blushed slightly at that comment.
“I told you, I am a great kisser when I want to.” I rubbed her cheek and got up. “Now let’s get back to the schedule. I have to go and you have a job to do.” I walked out of the library and into Ponyville the task that was set before me was quite simple. For about three hours I was just walking up to people and saying hi. I decide at that point to visit Rarity to see if she could make me some clothes after all wearing the same clothes for a month does get a bit smelly. I walk to the door of the Carousal Boutique and push it open. A little toning ring came from the bell above the door and Rarity walked up to me.
“Hi John what can I do for you on this magnificent day.”
“Well I need more clothes. These ones are starting to smell real rank.”
“Oh yes I can smell you from her, Well strip down and let me check your measurements.” My face heated up.
“Well I kind of want to keep my boxers on, if that is okay with you.”
“Okay so be it but you owe me 10 bits for the clothing.”
“Okay can I pay now?”
“That will do fine.” I took out my coin bag and handed Rarity ten bits. “Okay now let’s get your measurements.” She grabbed the measuring tape and put it around my thigh, my waist, my chest, and my shoulders. “There, now you can continue on with your day and I can create your clothes.” I walked out the door of the Carousal Boutique and into the outside world. I soon discover by looking at the sun that it was noon already so I decided to pay Fluttershy a visit.
I walked down the trail that led to Sweet Apple Acres and just before I was in the farm I turned to go along the trail that followed the fence line. It seemed that I was the only one who knew of this shortcut to Fluttershy’s but I knew that could not be true because the trail was well worn into the ground and new hoof prints litter the trail. I looked up at the sky it was clear blue, the wind was just right so that it was a little hot but the heat was almost always dispelled by the cool breeze.
Today was very quiet and usually my days are more exciting than what it’s like now but I like the feeling that I was feeling right now, the calmness and tranquility of the trail made me soothed in mind but also physically. I slouched a little bit feeling slightly drowsy, for some reason I wanted to fall asleep right here and now but I knew that Twilight wouldn’t be very happy with that so I pressed on. Soon my resistance paid off and I arrive at Fluttershy’s cottage. I looked around to see if she was in her front yard but it seemed that the kind Pegasus was nowhere in sight so I went up to the door and knocked. “Hey Fluttershy are you home I was wondering if we could have a little chat.” I heard some rummaging and a yellow head with a flowing pink mane came through the door.
“Oh you can come in James I was just making sure that Angel ate his carrots he’s so picky sometimes.” I stepped in the cottage and looked around; it seemed that I had interrupted them in the middle of lunch as everybody was eating.
“You know if you’re busy Fluttershy I can come back at a later time.” Fluttershy enter the room with a small bowl of water and put it in front of a small raccoon. She turned to look at me.
“Oh James I’m not busy at all in fact I already have tea made. I hope you like blueberry.” She walked over to the couch and shooed all the animals away. “Please take a seat and we can talk.” She flew back in the kitchen and I sat down on the couch. She came out of the kitchen with a platter that had a tea kettle, two cups, and sugar and milk. “Okay so what do you want to talk about?”
“Well first off how are you doing and has anything exciting happened with you?” Fluttershy visually calmed her body as she
sipped on her cup of tea.
“Oh I’m fine and nothing really exciting has been happening the only thing that I have to worry about is the squirrels, they have seemed to be quite clumsy at this point of the year. Oh and how are you doing?”
“Me? All I’ve been doing is helping Twilight at the library and nothing really exciting has happened. The only thing I have to worry about is paper cuts. I miss the thrill of war and life but a life time with Twilight is better than anything I ever wanted.” Fluttershy put her hoof on my shoulder.
“Be happy you got everything you wanted and your life is peaceful. I am envious of you James I wish I could have a pony to
share my special feelings with but sadly he has yet to show up.” Her body drooped and I looked into her eyes.
“Your time will come Fluttershy you are a wonderful mare and someone is bound to hit on you. That is if you let them.”
“Thank you James for the company and the talk.” I patted her on the back.
“It’s fine and thanks for the talk as well you helped me relieve my stress as well.” I got up and headed out the door I turned my head skyward to see that the sun was about 2/4th down the sky. I jogged down the trail to Ponyville and waved to every passerby that looked at me funny.
I got to the Library I looked in the windows and the lights were out. I walked in the library and tip toed my way through the living room. I took another step and the floor creaked, I winced.
“Oh James! Come here right now!” All the sudden all the candles in the room flared on and I jumped a little bit. Soon the smell of roses and lavender hit my nose and I saw Twilight’s tail come out of the door. She wagged it towards me. “Come on James I’m ready.” I walked up the stairs and opened the door; well it looks like I’m going into the deathtrap that is Twilight’s bedroom.
A/N: Well this is the next chapter of my old book but I will continue both this story and AJL (Adventures of John and Luna) Blame school and Red Dead Redemption for the late release.
Chapter 1: Before Laughter comes Saddness
The sun was shining, birds a tweeting and an overall awesome day in Equestria. John thought to himself as he strolled in the Canterlot Gardens. He looked around. “Why is no one enjoying this beautiful day!” He yelled at no one particular.
“Because John almost every day is like this.” He turned around to see Celestia smiling at him. “I think I may have spoiled them just a little too much.” They both started walking down the trail, the scent of roses and tulips lingered in the air made the place smell heavenly.
“So when do you take walks here.” John asked with honest curiosity.
“Oh I come here ever now and then to relax and take a view of what my little ponies created. Did you know this garden was created as a present to us by the Roseluck Family it’s funny isn’t it that they didn’t create it for everypony. What do you think John?”
“Well you girls do raise the sun and the moon so I think you deserve so appreciation.”
“True but why do you think they do so much to make us feel happy and accommodated?”
“Well my answer would be because they don’t want to lose you but I actually think it’s because they love you and want you to love them. “ John went to a lookout point and looked over Equestria “So many things have been proven to me and shown to me but yet the sun and the moon are the most beautiful thing I’ve seen.” He slowly shuffled towards the balcony his bones ached, he felt like a lesser man, a man full of pain and misery. He got on the railing and looked down. Celestia was to shocked to move, John jumped off the railing
“John!” Celestia was quick to action, her magnificent wings opened up and she took off in a burst of speed. She dived off the cliff and closed her wings so she could pick up more speed. She saw John’s curled up form, falling like a rock so she opened her wings and pushed herself for more speed. An audible boom was heard behind her as she broke the sound barrier. Right above John she grabbed him in her hooves and pulled up as they slowly descended. She kept hearing him mutter I’m sorry. As they touched the ground John dropped out of her hooves. John’s eyes were clenched shut, he was cover in sweat, and his breathing was erratic. “Dear God John what happened to you.”
“No don’t die on me, please. NO!” His eyes shot open and he got up. He began to steady himself and looked at his surroundings. The room was a majestic midnight blue, stars painted on the ceiling. He looked at the figure sleeping beside him, it was his favorite alicorn. Luna. He slid beside her and put his arms around her waist, he hugged her tightly. Soon he found himself asleep again but this one was much more peaceful.
John groggily opened his eyes and looked around, Luna seemed to be gone. He pulled himself out of bed when Luna entered the room. She was carrying a plate with toast and eggs, she looked up to see that John was awake and instantly dropped food to rush over and jump on him. She slapped her hoof across his face. “What were you thinking jumping off the balcony, you could have injured yourself.”
“I wasn’t thinking hell I can barely remember the events you’re talking about.”
“Then what are you sorry for, what did you do that you can’t forgive yourself for?” He looked at her but Luna could sense that the John she was looking at wasn’t the same John she said yes to.
“What happened to you. You know what I have been through you have seen my past. Now it’s time to tell me about your past.” She softened her look and John seemed to relax. He let out a sigh.
“Fine, sit down and I’ll tell you everything.” She sat down beside him on the bed. “It was April 21th of 2003 I was a Christian back then and decide to go on a peace mission to Nigeria. The village I went to was a war zone, little children were starving and almost every night there was a fight between the rebels and the police. But one night made me stop believing in God, the children were playing soccer outside when I heard the rebels come up some of the kids stayed still but two kids ran. One got shot down and the other made it to the fields. I hide for 4 hours until I was sure they were gone when I came out I saw a pile of burning bodies but no sign of the kid who ran away. ‘Kid where are you?!’ I yelled at the top of my lungs and to my hope I saw him running towards me from the field what I didn’t see was the landmine separating us. In a mere instant an explosion happened and his legs got torn to shreds and I rushed over to pull him back in the transmissions hut. I grabbed the radio and called for a medical chopper.” He stopped as he started to sob. “I... I told him that he was going to make it because God would help us. Soon his wheezing breaths slowed and stopped completely. I held that child in my arms for two hours praying that God would help him and when the chopper came they pronounce him decreased and left his body there with the rest of them. I quit immediately after and took to being an atheist.” John collapsed in Luna’s arms as they sobbed together.
An hour later Luna got up and asked her nurse for some Kraft Dinner. They quietly ate and went to go do their nightly duties. John went to night court while Luna raised the moon. “Now sir I am telling you we need more time to prepare for the Summer Sun Celebration so you need to raise the Sun at a earlier time.” John looked at the stallion.
“Look this is the night court if you have any problems with the moon then I will gladly talk about it. So it is my choice to revoke you request for the sole reason being invalid to this court.” The stallion walked out reluctantly. John sighed “Next.” A mare with stylish glasses and a wavy mane cut came up to the throne.
“Hello I am the president of the Canterlot Music Archives and we need the sheet music to Luna’s Sympathy.”
“What’s this music designed for?” He was actually very intrigued by this. He never knew Luna wrote music.
“For scientific and entertainment purposes.”
“I will fetch the Princess of the Night.” He got out of his throne and walked to Luna’s bedroom, he knew that Luna hated to be disturbed during her post- moon rising nap but this seemed to be an important enough issue. John knocked three times on the door. “Hey Luna, sweetie you have to get up and do princess stuff.” Hearing no answer he grabbed his keys out of his right pocket and unlocked the door. The room was a mess and Luna was sitting with her back to him she had headphones on watching a movie on her laptop. He heard a muffled “Get ready for a surprise.” He then knew she was watching Total Recall.
“Oh Douglas you are a clever one.” John walked up to Luna until he was right at her flank. He drew his hand back and gave her a playful spank. “Hey who did that?” She turned her head to see John grinning ear to ear or at least as far as she thought his grin could go. “John I’m not ready to do naughty things I’m watching Arnold.”
“You have business to attend to in night court. Something about music sheets to your song Luna’s Sympathy.”
“Well say no, I don’t want people snooping in my music, especially those uptight Canterlot Music Archive professors.”
“But I didn’t even tell you who they were, how did you know the people who were requesting them?”
“Oh they have been trying to get that music for years now. If that is all then please leave Arnold needs to come back.” He chuckled and left her to Arnold. Then John reached the courtroom and sat down.
“After a heated debate we have decided to deny your request and further more I implore you not to ask ever again for you will get the same answer.” She shook her head.
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Why did Luna choose you to be her assistant?” John blushed.
“Well I’m not her assistant, I’m her husband.” Her eyes widen in shock.
“Luna is married when did this happen?”
“Well if you haven’t had been living under a rock then you would have known wouldn’t you?”
“I have actually been reading the Canterlot Stampede for three weeks now. So if you are telling the truth it needs to be told!” She rushed off.
“Night Court is now adjourned.” John let out a yawn and walked back to Luna’s room. “Luna you ready for naughty time?”
“Um no?” John went behind Luna. *Powf!* her wings went up. “Well I guess I am” She snickered.
Next morning John opened up the bedroom door to be encountered by hundreds of reporter ponies.
“Do you think your marriage was covered up?”
“How does... You know sex work for you?”
“When do you think you’ll become king?” I shut the door in their faces.
“There is a whole bunch of reporters outside our door.” She rushed out of bed and her wings powfed up.
“Oh crap how did they find out?” John looked at her.
“You mean you didn’t tell them we were married?!”
“Well imagine all the controversy that would have been spread.”
“Well it’s just been spread, fertilized, and grown into a big news crop.” Luna eyes darted around the room.
“How do we get out of here?” John face palmed at Luna’s stupidity.
“You have wings you big dolt.” She blushed.
“He he right.” John opened the window only to find out Pegasus reporters waiting to greet them.
“Never mind.” He rubbed his chin in though and idea came to him instantly. “Oh what about using your Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice?”
“But Twilight said that will scare ponies away from me.”
“That’s the idea use your voice to scare the reporter s away!” She shook her head and stepped outside.
“THIS IS YOUR PRINCESS SPEAKING AND SHE COMMANDS YOU TO LEAVE OR BE GOBBLED UP BY HER NIGHT GUARDS!” All the news ponies ran away immediately. “John they are gone you can come out now.” He walked out and smiled.
“See that wasn’t that hard now let’s go get some breakfast.” They proceeded to the royal kitchen to make some pancakes when a thought popped up in John’s head. “Why are we making pancakes ourselves when we could have the cooks make them for us?”
“The two reasons are one because you can flip the pancakes easier and two because I don’t like other people handling my food.” She shivered at the thought. Why should she have to go through the pain of an apprentice chef screwing up?
“Well at least I know what you want for breakfast but I was already thinking pancakes so I guess we’re on the right track.” They reached the royal kitchen and Luna gathered the ingredients. John mixed it all together and put them on a large frying pan two at a time soon they had four pancakes for everyone. “Okay let’s head to the dining hall and eat these.” They started to head to the dining hall when they were met with a wall of flashing lights. “*sigh* it was fun while it lasted. Okay so one reporter at a time and no stupid questions and give us time to think of an answer.” John pointed at the orange mare in the back.
“Why did you hold out on telling the media you were married?”
“I was afraid this would happen. All me and John wanted was peace and quiet but it would seem that your idea of peace and
quiet would be to flash your cameras at us and wait at our doorstep.” She glared at them. I pointed at another reporter.
“Can you tell me if John is from another planet?”
“No I can’t because John is not from another planet, he is from another dimension.” Everyone got more riled up. “Now if you’ll excuse us we want to have breakfast in peace with my sister.” With this Luna teleported them to her sister’s room. Celestia held a bucket in front of John in which he emptied his stomach into.
“You could have warned me.” He pulled his head out of the bucket and put it beside him in turn it quickly got whisked away by a servant.
“Oh I’m sorry John you should have thought of that before you told that mother of a goat woman.” Celestia looked at the two of them bicker and argue.
“Okay both of you shut it.” They looked at Celestia. “It’s pretty obvious whose fault this is. It’s Luna’s fault for not telling the media that you two were getting married. Her action was a disregard to your feelings John and she should know better to think of just her.” Luna looked at her sister with sadness.
“Your right it is my fault.” She put her hoof on John’s shoulder. “I’m sorry for being so selfish. Can you forgive me?”
“Sure I can forgive you. I love you after all.” They kissed and Celestia looked around nervously.
“Okay you two break it up” She pushed them apart, Luna pouted.
“But big sis!”
“No buts.” John chuckled
“Well this week is going to be fun.”
Once they made sure that the demon reporters were gone, they headed back to their room and fell blissfully to sleep in each other’s arms.
A/N: Yeah first chapter of my new mini-series is out oh and horribly mean school is back on *pouts* but seriously this means that chapters will be updated in 3 days. Hopefully I’ll get more likes and better comments on this and the length should be around the same as the original if you want it longer give me a goal and I’ll shoot for it. See ya later.
Chapter 2 Love is in Bloom and PANCAKES!
John got up and made himself some breakfast. He knew that with Luna asleep he wouldn’t have to make pancakes. No offense to her though, but it gets pretty tiresome having pancakes EVERYDAY! So he decided on oatmeal and put some sugar and cinnamon on top. He then walked outside to the gardens and to his surprise there was the goat from the best night ever episode.
“Hi there!” He glanced up at John and went back to gardening. “My name is John and yours?” John smiled sheepishly at the gruff goat.
“Oh my name is Greenleaf.” Greenleaf then went back to taking care of the flowers
“Cool.” With John being giddy with what he accomplished, he practically skipped back to his room. Seeing Luna was still sleeping he decides it was time to wake her up with the loudest and best brony song Love is in Bloom Archie Remix. He grabbed his laptop and portable boom box. He connect those two son of a bitches cranked them to the highest they could go, put ear muffs on, and pressed play. Luna went *Eep!* and jumped on the closest light fixture and all the while John was on the ground choking on his own laughter. Luna glared at him as if this was his last day to live. John fumbled for the boombox and pressed the power button. He smiled as innocently as possible.
“I hate you.” She flew down from the ceiling and landed on the bed.
“Oh I was just teasing you Luna get over it.” Luna looked up at him and pouted.
“I never wake you up so harshly or prank you when you’re sleeping.” John didn’t look amused by her choice of words.
“Really you don’t remember last week when you put whip cream in my left hand and made me wipe my face with it.”
“Oh right... That.”
“So I consider us even now don’t you?”
“Well I guess so. Oh lets have pancakes!”
“I already had breakfast though. So get one of your cooks to make them.”
“But they can’t make them like you can, they don’t have hands.” She pouted at him in hope that he would make her some and she was right John couldn’t resist her look so he looked away.
“I swear you just married me for my hands. Okay but first what will you do for me if I make you these pancakes?” Luna trotted up and whispered things that will not be said. Something rose on John and it certainly wasn’t his arms and legs. “Okay we definitely have a deal now. Let’s go to the kitchen shall we.” John smiled at Luna.
As they headed to the kitchen they got interrupted by a bunch of fillies and colts walking past them, John froze visions of the kid he was holding on to flashing into his mind. ‘Why do I always have trouble going past kids? All that stuff is behind me now.’ Once the kids left the ear shot of John he started to walk, Luna looked at him with concern.
“Are you okay?”
“Yes just bad memories, that’s all.” They continued the rest of the walk in silence. John made her pancakes and they began walking back to the room.
“Why don’t you tell me what’s wrong John? I can see when you’re upset.” John exhaled loudly.
“After the ‘incident’ I have never been the same when I pass a child I instantly get sucked back to that memory and freeze up.”
“Well how can I make you forget that horrible experience?” John looked at her deadpanned.
“Don’t mention it.”
“Alright.” They continued to walk to their room. “Do you think you’ll get over it?”
“Well I don’t know time heals all wounds I guess.” Luna walked in the room first.
“Hey I don’t remember turning off the lights.” John eyes widened and he started to run through the hall
“Luna it’s a....”
“SURPRISE!” Luna jumped at the sudden switch of lighting and all the ponies.
“Trap.” John entered the room while everyone was helping Luna up.
“Oh my gosh, I didn’t know you were going to be that surprised! It’s just that when I heard that you were married I had to throw a party.”
“It’s okay Pinkie I am quite alright with this. But next time no surprises please.”
“Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.” For some reason John went through the actions with her.
John grabbed Pinkie Pie and spun her to look at him. “Hey who are you and what are you doing with Luna?”
“Oh I’m Pinkie Pie and this is a Party for Luna and John, oh have you seen John?” Luna walked over to them to view his reaction to Pinkie Pie and so far he has done well for himself.
“Yes I have he has dark brown hair on the top of his head, he wears a blue t-shirt and sweat pants. Oh and he is amazing in
bed so I’ve heard.” Luna chuckled at the last part. She enjoyed his little sexual innuendo it livened the day up.
“Hey you look just like him! Can you tell me your name weird ape thingy?”
“Oh my name is John and I am married to the most loving and caring mare. Luna.”
“Awww, that’s so sweet of you to say Johnny!” He smiled at Pinkie Pie. He loved her creative nature and fourth wall breaking. (Which was even better in person)
“Yes very sweet indeed and I bet he has even more sweet things to whisper to me now that I’m here.” John turned around to see Luna smiling at him.
“I especially love how she can sneak up to you even though she wears metal slippers. Also her mane is very stylish.”
“Oh John you always know just what to say to get yourself out of trouble.”
“Hey I do not! All I know is that I find you as a pony very attractive. Also I know how to run night court that helps lighten your mood quite a bit. Oh and foreplay works wonders as well.” Luna blushed at the last part.
“John behave yourself this is a public place with a lot of ponies listening in. What will they think?”
“Oh they’ll just hash this out as John being John.” Twilight stepped out of the crowd. “What John may be doing is quite rude in its own right, but you know usually he doesn’t listen to himself.” Twilight pointed a hoof at Luna. “Also if I recall you were the flirty one back on Earth.”
“Very true but that was in closed company with not so may... ponies around.” Luna looked around. “Half these ponies I don’t even know” John looked at Luna.
“Honey do you want just the elements of harmony and Celest here?” Luna covered her face with her mane like Fluttershy.
“I would prefer that, yes.” John turned his attention to Pinkie Pie.
“Pinkie can you do that for us?” She looked at him funny.
“Okie Dokie Lokie!” She quickly hopped away and started clearing the crowd out of the room. It took about a half hour before everyone was out of the room. Luna gave Pinkie a hug.
“I can’t thank you enough Pinkie.”
“That’s alright I’ll just get John to fill in the rest of your thank yous!” Luna giggled.
“I’m glad to be of service.” Rarity walked up to the group.
“So tell us darling how did you two get together. I can bet the story is most exquisite.” Luna and John looked at each other. John nudged Luna.
“Oh yes well we were talking about getting back home and John was throwing some ideas. Then James the other human
there told everypony to leave except me. That was when he confessed his feelings to me. Oh it was most romantic thing I have ever seen and then I told him to go get me the moon but quickly got saddened knowing what happened to my last lover I so foalishly ignore. SO I said yes and in a few months here we are.” There were a few ‘awww’ s during Luna story but it was relatively silent.
“Wow that’s a great way to show your love is it not.” Rarity swished her hair back. “Oh I do wish I had an admirer like that.” John chuckled, Spike was right beside Twilight with a I Heart Rarity shirt on.
“Oh I think an admirer is closer to you than you think Rarity.”
“Oh you do, well thank you but you’re already engaged.” John stomped his foot in anger.
“No Rarity look at the purple Dragon beside Twilight or are you blind!” By the time his comment came out he was seething with anger. Luna put her hoof on his shoulder and looked into his eyes.
“Please calm down John.” John brushed through his hair and exhaled heavily.
“Sorry I didn’t mean to burst at you like that.” Rarity looked at Spike’s shirt.
“I see him but to tell you the truth he’s too young for me, Spike is still a child in my eyes and I’m afraid to crush a child’s dream. After all I used to have fantasies about my English teacher that pony was a hunk of a stallion.” Twilight came over to join the group.
“So what are you guys talking about?” Twilight said.
“The prank I pulled on Luna earlier today.” John held in his laughter.
“Oh yes do tell us from your reaction it seemed priceless.” Rarity rolled her eyes.
“Well I finished my breakfast and came back to find Luna still asleep so I decided to grab my computer and boom box. I then
blared Love is in Bloom out of its speakers.” John started laughing. “Oh her reaction was priceless.”
“Well that doesn’t seem very funny at all.” Rarity said with a tinge of anger.
“Well how would you like to wake up with a slap of whip cream courtesy of The Prankster of the Night?” Rainbow Dash started laughing. “So I think this was payback.”
“True but you could have done that a little less loud.” Luna pouted. “I have never seen a meaner way of waking a pony up.” John put his hand up in glee.
“Oh! I could have poured water on you or electro shock therapy comes in mind.” John smiled evilly at everyone.
“Well thank you for not doing so then.” There was an awkward silence.
“Oh! Who wants cake?!” Good thing Pinkie was good at breaking tension because soon everyone was dancing and eating cake. “So John how do you like the party?”
John turned towards Pinkie. “It’s a nice party Pinkie, nice and joyful.”
“Good a non enjoyable party is not a party at all.” He rose a glass to her and chugged it down. Pinkie decided to out beat him and chugged down 5 glasses.
“Hey Pinkie what is this stuff?”
“Oh that’s my special grown up punch.”
“So in other words it will make you drunk.”
“Yep!” Pinkie started swaying side to side. “I feel a little tipsy wispy.” She dropped like a rock.
“Wow guess some one can’t handle their liquor.” John walked over to the group of girls in the corner. “Hey Luna how many glasses of that ‘punch’ did you have?”
“Oh about three, why?” John went up to Luna’s ear.
“The punch has been spiked.” Luna’s eyes widen
“Indeed.” John stood up.
“Okay everyone outside and someone drag Pinkie out.”
“But the party just started!”
“Well in two minutes everyone will be drunk so I have to take care of Lulu.” There was a bit of grumbling but soon everyone was out of their room. “Hey Luna are doing okay because I feel good.” Luna turned to John.
“Oh I feel like I could take on thousands of humans right now.” John chuckled.
“Well good thing I’m not that dangerous or I would be toast.”
“Oh yes I would drain your HP really fast.”
“So do you want to watch a movie?”
“Oh how about Die Hard 3?”
“Sure.” John got up and activated his IPad he then put the projector accessory on it. He aimed at the white part of the wall and pressed play. “Hey do you want some popcorn?”
“Yeah thanks.” John headed to the kitchen when he heard a thud noise. He walked back into the bedroom to see Luna fast asleep on the couch. He sighed. “Well looks like I’m not getting anything tonight.” John carried Luna to bed and he went in the hallway. He walked to the court room and saw a pony with a short brown mane and a same colored coat. His cutie mark was an hour glass. “Hey Doctor Whooves right?” The brown earth pony looked at him.
“Yes that is me and Doctor will do just fine.” He had a British accent like David Tennant’s.
“You are a Time lord right, TARDIS and everything or am I wrong?”
“Well I guess I am a traveller of some sorts but I gave that up a long time ago, so human how did you figure out who I was?”
“Well you see in my world your adventures are on the TV.” The Doctor narrowed his eyes.
“Okay.” John took a big breath. “ TARDIS, River Song, Amy, Rory, Rose, Cybermen, Daleks, Pandora’s Box, and Martha.” The Doctor opened his eyes wide.
“Wow you do know a lot of stuff and so how did you get here?”
“Oh Luna, Twilight, and Luna found out a dimensional travel spell. I and Luna fell in love and I came here to marry her.”
“Good for you mate! I never would have thought she could fall in love again after the knight.”
“Well real nice seeing you and all but I have to get to sleep.”
“Hope to see you around.”
“Me too.” John head back to their bedroom and collided with the bed. Soon he found himself fast asleep.
A/N: Okay I have school so chapter will go severely slower than they usually do but I hope you like the story so far. Oh and sorry for the Doctor Who reference but I just had to do that.
Chapter 3: I Scream, You Scream We All Scream for Dimensional Travel
A/N: Sorry in advance for the clop in this chapter but I think that it is generally for this chapter because think about it. Being
married for about a month and no sex? That is impossible.
John woke up to a hoof being jabbed in his ribs. “Ah! That hurts!” John glared at Luna who looked frightened.
“John there is a blue box thingy in our bedroom.” John’s eyes shot open and he rushed to the blue box. He then proceeded to fan girl squeal and jump up and down. He stopped when he saw Luna looking like she was about to kill him. “Care to explain John?”
“Well you see I met this pony named Doctor Whooves and he turned out to be what I thought he was and I don’t know maybe we’re going on an adventure.” John went up to the blue police box and knocked. “Hello Doctor you in there?” No answer. John pushed against the door and it swung open. John then walked inside to find that nobody was inside. “Hey Luna come in here.” Luna slowly trotted to the blue box and nervously inched her way inside. She quickly stepped out and looked at the box.
“Holy shit! It’s bigger on the inside and smaller on the outside.” A Brown stallion walked behind Luna.
“Yes it does seem to have that reaction with most people.” Luna turned around to look at the stallion.
“So I’m guessing you’re the ‘Doctor’ that my John is so enthusiastic about.”
“Well I wouldn’t say he was that giddy to see me but yes I am.” Luna narrowed her eyes at him.
“So what are you doing here and why did you land your spaceship in our bedroom?”
“Oh well I would say that I want to have a good time and have you seen the parking restrictions in Canterlot, they are horrendous.” The Doctor smirked at Luna. “So you want to come along?” John poked his head out of the TARDIS.
“Come on Lulu it will be like a honeymoon for us and will give us time to unwind.” John wagged his eyebrows. “You know you want to.”
Luna sighed in defeat. “Okay but just this once.” John popped his head back in the TARDIS.
“Okay well let’s get going then.” The Doctor trotted into the TARDIS and Luna followed suit. “So where do you want to go, perhaps William Hoofspeare’s first play or the Heart Warming Eve. Any time any place.” Luna looked at The Doctor and her eyes lit up.
“Oh! How about we take you somewhere?” He looked at her.
“Here I am asking you to go on an adventure with me and you’re offering me something I’ve never seen before. I love you ponies, always so brilliant.” The Doctor stood in the middle of the room. “Well what are you waiting for excite me!” John got dressed in winter clothes and stepped in the room.
“Hey wait how do you know what species I am?”
“Oh I met a dimensional traveller named James and he said he was human so I assumed you were the same species.” John walked up to The Doctor and put his mitted hand on his shoulder.
“Doctor, like my accounting teacher said,” John bent down to look at him eye to eye. “Never assume.”
“Okay I wrote a note so Celestia won’t be worried and warned the guards of the incoming explosion sound.” Luna’s horn glowed a bright blue and she closed her eyes. “What I’m doing is picturing John’s house and teleporting us through time, space, and dimensions.” There was a flash bang effect and then they were standing right outside John’s house. “Yes I did it and with three ponies with me no less!” John went up to her and gave her a hug.
“Good for you but now I want to go inside and use the internet,” John pointed his arm skyward. “Movie stealing powers activate!” He ran into his house leaving Luna and The Doctor confused.
“Well let’s head in and see what has him so excited.” They trotted in slowly and looked around. His house was a complete mess. There were clothes everywhere, some moldy pizza in the kitchen and the smell was simply horrid. Luna pinched her muzzle with her hoof. “Dear Goddesses! How do you live with such a foul smell constantly here?” John popped his head out of his room.
“Oh yeah, if you live here long enough you get use to it.” Also it really helps if you throw a can of febreeze in here, oh can you go in the kitchen and in the cupboard above the fridge there will be a stockpile of them.” Luna walked in the kitchen and noted to step over the gross unknown mush on the floor. She then spotted the fridge and opened the cupboard. It revealed to hold five cans of febreeze, she quickly grabbed all the cans with her magic and sprayed them everywhere. Soon the house smelled of roses and tulips.
“There all better.” She rushed off to John’s room to see what he was doing. What she saw was surprising to her. His room
was spotless, all the clothes in the shelves of his dresser, the books ordered alphabetically, the bed was made, his computer clean of dust and wires tied together so they could be orderly. “Wow this place is spotless and for a minute I thought you were a total slob.” John lifted his eyes and glared at nothing in particular.
“It’s not my mess it’s my roommates problem I told him that I would eat out to create as little mess as possible but he refused to clean his own mess. So the messes became poisonous.” Luna peaked at his screen and saw he was getting 4 more movies to add to their collection.
“So what movies are you getting?”
“Oh I’m getting The Expendables 2, the Die Hard collection, The Raid: Redemption, and Kill Bill Vol. 1/2.”
“Cool and all action right?” Luna gleamed with excitement because if you hadn’t noticed yet she absolutely loved action movies!
“Yes honey.” John smirked and she started to hop up and down. They looked at each other and she went up and kissed him. Their tongues met and John leaned in more. Their tongues swirled around each other’s and John caressed her mane with his left hand and rubbed around her cutie mark with the other. They broke the kiss and looked at each other. Luna smiled.
“A little feisty aren’t we now.” She nuzzled his cheek.
“Only if you allow me to be.” John kissed her horn.
“Wow I never knew you two were so passionate.” They looked towards the open door and looked at Whooves. Luna shuffled her hooves around nervously.
“So how long have you been standing there?”
“Oh I saw everything, nice move there John rubbing her cutie mark.” John intensely blushed and Luna looked at Whooves with a intense angry glare.
“Can you leave Doctor?” The Doctor’s smile disappeared.
“Me and John want some alone time.” John looked around confused.
“What do you mean by that honey?” She trotted in front of John and lifted up her tail revealing her marehood to him. “Oh okay.” John pushed Whooves out of the room and locked his door. The Doctor pounded his hooves furiously against the door.
“What are you two up to?”
“Private adult stuff.” John yelled at him. Whooves’ eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.
“Oh I see well be back in an hour or so.” Dr. Who trotted away from the door and into the yard. He laughed to himself “Kids these days.”
John sat on one side of the bed looking at Luna. “You sure your ready for this?” Luna whispered in his ear.
“Hopefully, I haven’t had sex, like at all.” Luna backed away a little bit.
“Surely you jest; you must have had sex at least once.” John shook his head.
“Nope, not even once. I know I’m pathetic.” John hung his head. Luna brought her hoof to his chin and turned him to look at her.
“It’s not pathetic it’s wonderful because you’re about to have a special moment in your life and I feel special because I’m your first.”
“But I don’t know how to take care of you.” Luna put her hoof to his lips.
“Shhh. Just go with the flow honey.” John took off his pants and shirt. He then pulled out his member and it made its self hard, Luna turned around and put her lips on his head. She then slowly kissed her way down his rod and back up. Once she reached his tip she swirled her tongue around his head and John groaned in pleasure. Luna then slowly went forward and backwards, increasing speed as the minute went on. When three minutes had passed John could hold himself any long, exhausted the only words to come out of his mouth were.
“What-hrmph!” John’s load shot into Luna’s mouth and she smiled at him. She swallowed all of it and cleaned the rest off his shaft. She looked up at him with a fire in her eyes. “Your cook in my marehood now.” John followed the orders of his lover and positioned himself behind her. He put two fingers in her vulva and it felt like an oven in there.
“Hey are you in heat?” Luna turned her head to look at him.
“Oh that’s why you’re so feisty today.” Luna glared at him.
“Stop talking and put it in.” John shrugged.
“Okay whatever floats your boat.” John inched his way in and could feel everything. John pushed in a little further and Luna shuddered in pleasure he then proceeded to grip her cutie marks. He rubbed her cutie mark and Luna gasped in pleasure. John started to thrust in faster when he heard Luna cry out in delight. The walls around his cock convulsed and Luna shudder. Seeing her orgasm was just enough for John as he pushed his cock as far as it could go and he came inside her. They both lied down on the bed satisfied and content. “That was awesome.” John said while panting heavily.
“You’re telling me.” John lifted himself out of bed and went over to the computer.
“Good only one hour and we can go back home.”
“Hey John you finally home because I could hear you and your lady banging from inside my car.” John’s eyes widen in shock.
“Oh shit you need to hide before...” John’s door swung open and his roommate looked at the scene unfolded for him. He
pulled out a cigarette and lit it up.
“So who’s she and isn’t she a horse?”
“Wow just like you not to freak out. Well she’s my wife and her name is Luna also she is not a horse she is a goddess.” He turned his attention to Luna.
“Hi, my name is Dane.”
“Pleasure to meet you Dane and I’m guessing your John’s roommate.”
“Yeah that’s me the lazy, do nothing roommate who pays a man named James double his usual rent.”
“Well that’s because that money is going to repairing the house all the messes you created have destroyed the structure of the house and almost all of it has to be rebuild. If you would have cleaned your messes you wouldn’t be in this predicament would you?” Dane took a long drag from his cigarette.
“Well I guess your right about that but that doesn’t mean that I should have to pay for the damages.”
“Actually if you read your contract you would have noted that it says that any damages caused by the tenant would be paid by them.” Dane smirked.
“Well looks like you finally caught me on this one and I guess it’s only fair after all you did warn me countless times.” Dane walked up to the computer and peered at what John was doing. “So downloading more action movies, who they for anyways.”
“Oh Luna loves action movies so I just pirate the ones I know she’ll love.”
“Okay whatever if you want me I’ll be in my room.” John looked at his computer for a few seconds.
“Okay well bring Whooves back in and we’ll leave to go back home in five minutes at the least.” Luna trotted outside.
“Hey Doctor you can come back in.” The brown earth pony came trotting from around the corner.
“Okay let’s go back in then.” They trotted towards
While Luna was getting Whooves John’s computer got a sudden burst in speed and completed the downloads in three minutes. He then put the files on a USB Flash drive and rushed outside of his house. John came up to Luna. “Okay we can go now.”
“Good the faster we get out of here the better.” Luna’s horn glowed bright and in a few seconds they were back in their room.
“So how was your trip sister?” They saw Celestia standing in front of them
“Oh it was a wonderful little trip wasn’t it John?” John looked nervously at Celestia.
“Yep, nothing bad or good happened at all. All we did was get some more movies.” Celestia pointed her attention to the Doctor.
“Can you tell me anything?” The doctor trotted towards his TARDIS.
“Expect little Juna’s to be running around.” He leaped in the TARDIS and it disappeared in a wheezing sound. Celestia turned her attention to us.
“Luna you can’t get pregnant if you want some foals you’ll have to transform John into a pony for it to work. I suggest an Alicorn form so that they will all be normal Alicorns.” Celestia waltzed out the room and the couple decided that some rest would be in order.
A/N: Now listen I’m sorry if this came out a little too late for people but I have school so suspect for updates to come slower also the only time I get internet time is when I go to my local library. Also the sex part was necessary for this story to be actually more real. Think about it, they are married so you can suspect sex is a part of their relationship. Peace out ya’ll and sorry for being a let down.
Chapter 13: Don’t touch me Down There
I and Twilight looked at each other both of us were panting heavily. “That was amazing” She said in between panted breath.
“We got to do this again.” I looked at her with astonishment
“Are you kidding me I can barely stand let alone fuck so that idea goes straight out the window.”
“Damn.” She had the look of utter disappointment on her face I then slowly rose from the bed and let out a small whimper as I tried to pull my leg out. “Where are you going.”
“Well I am going downstairs to the kitchen and I’m going to see if Spike can start the generator and make us some coffee.”
“Okay please do that.”
I looked at my legs.“Okay James you can do this.” I got up and moved one leg in front of me.”There we go.” I slowly limped my way to the bedroom door to go down to the kitchen, lucky for me I made it and slowly creaked the door open. Once I was
out of the bedroom I quickly hobbled my way downstairs to the kitchen and sat at the table. I looked around and groaned.
“Spike can you come down here?” I yelled for him with a twinge of anger. Right then I need a cup of coffee and the only way to have it is the cowboy coffee way which requires Spike to start the electricity downstairs. I heard the little pitter patter of his clawed feet come down the stairs and towards me.
“What do you need?” I looked down at him.
“Can you please start the electricity downstairs I can barely walk, oh and coffee would be nice.” I heard him scratch is scales.
“Well okay, usually Twilight does it but I’m guessing that she’s probably in the same condition as you so I’ll get started.” I groggily punched him in the shoulder.
“Thanks champ. We couldn’t make it through the day without you.” I heard him walk away and I slumped my body against the table. “How can I be so tired? Usually we take it easy but after that bottle of wine everything I did is kind of hazy.”
“Well I should think so.” I turned to see Twilight sitting up in the opposite chair as me sporting the same look I did when I first woke up. “That was one heck of a night. “ I chuckled.
“Well you can say that again, because of that night I can barely move.” I stretched my legs which still felt like jelly, I could probably make the coffee myself but then I heard a door open and turned to see Spike enter the kitchen.
“Okay the generator is turned on so I’ll get going on breakfast James can you please try to help me to the best of your abilities.” I got up slowly and waddled towards him in effort to minimise the pain of walking.
“Okay what do you want me to do and nothing out of my reach because going somewhere is completely out of the question.”
“Can you hand me the eggs and coffee bean bag.” I slowly walked my way to the fridge and pulled out the eggs then I opened the shelf on the right and got the coffee bean bag. During the time I’ve been here we’ve gotten better cooking and electricity equipment. It seemed that the only reason that Twilight never had a fridge or electric stove was because she could never afford it but I seriously doubt it with the money she was probably getting from The Princess. So I decided it was time to bring it up as I handed the beans and eggs to Spike.
“There you go Spike.” I sat back down and relaxed a bit. “So Twilight why haven’t you gotten any updated kitchen equipment or electrical system and why the sudden update for that matter?” She looked at me emotionless.
“Is this really an appropriate place to bring this up?” I looked all around at the kitchen.
“Well yeah it is since this is the kitchen and we got a new generator last week.” She facehoofed.
“Well I got an increase in pay from the princess so I used that money to buy groceries and new appliances. The old ones here were build in the year the library was made so they had to go and the new generator was mandatory because of the updated Ponyville safety guidelines.”
“Thanks. I like being in the know.” I got up and gingerly started the coffee machine I looked down to see Spike glaring at me.
“Hey I was going to do that.” I looked down at him in mild confusion.
“I was just trying to make your life easier, god don’t you want that.”
“What I want is to do something that will at least hold your attention on me for one second, Goddess all I do is work and none of you say thank you!”
“Okay one thing is that we do say thank you to you, two if you wanted Twilight to hang out with you more all you had to do was ask, and three you could have said no.” I glared down at the little dragon who snorted smoke at me. Twilight pushed her way in-between us .
“Damn it both of you stop fighting! Listen Spike it’s only nature for you to feel like you lost me but if you had the consideration to ask to hang out with us then we would have said yes.” She pointed her hoof at me. “And you don’t yell at Spike like that he is a very sensitive baby dragon.” Me and Spike both glared at each other again and slowly backed away from each other. “Okay good now let’s just eat breakfast and Spike you can go see Rarity.” Inspiration exploded in the eyes of the baby dragon as he ran up and hugged Twilight.
“Thanks Twilight I’ll go right away.” He turned to me, pointed two fingers at me and back at his eyes. “I’ve got my eyes on you.” He immediately sprung back to his energetic self and ran out the door. Twilight let out a content sigh and turned towards me.
“So what do you want to do?” I put my hand and rubbed my chin.
“You were talking about this place called Whitetail woods why don’t we take a walk down there.” She got up and paced back and forth. She stopped and grabbed my shoulder.
“Sounds good to me and after that we can go to Sugercube Corner and have our lunch there.” I looked up at the clock and saw that it was already 10 o’clock.
“Well we better get moving we only have two hours before lunch.” Twilight trotted up to the door, opened it and stood by the side.
“After you James.” She covered her muzzle and giggled. I walked up to her confidentially and snatched her up while passing her. “How far are you going to carry me this time?”
“I am going to carry you all the way to Sugarcube Corner screw the walk it can wait.” I felt her hooves rest over my shoulder and I put my arm underneath to support her. I heard a low moan come from her and felt something drip on my arm. I stopped dead in my tracks. “Are you getting aroused by this?” She looked at me with at deep blush on her face.
“Well you are holding me by my flanks and on top of that your hand is rubbing my cutie mark which is a well known pleasure point.” I stood there dead silence and a sly grin crossed my face.
“Well at least I know what I’m going to touch during our time in the sack oh and tell me how this feels.” I vigorously rubbed my fingers across her cutie mark and she yelped in pleasure. I chuckled. “Yeah that’s what I thought.” I looked around to see a bunch of ponies staring at us. I just smirked and stared back. “Hey it’s not my fault she’s the one who told me, I just had to do a little experiment to see if my hypothesis was correct.” I looked at her seeing she was panting heavily. “Turns out it was.” Twilight turned to me and shot an annoyed glare at me.
“Can you please try to restrain yourself from doing that in public now that you know?” I slowly ran my fingers across her cutie mark making her shiver in pleasure.
“I don’t know it seems to be an efficient way of getting you off and if I do it just right no one will notice you or me.” I looked around and saw that the crowd had grown bigger and I saw the faces they were shooting me. Some were of disgust, others of embarrassment, but most were of mild amusement. “Wow didn’t see that there were so many people here but now if you excuse me I have to go and get a bite to eat.” I pushed through the group of gathering ponies and started to walk towards Sugarcube Corner. I walked up to the building and pushed the door open.
“Mrs. Cake can you get everyone out and lock the doors. Me and James need to talk.”
“Yes deary I’ll do that straight away.” Mrs. Cake turned to everyone in the room. “Okay sorry everyone but you got to leave, private issues have come up and we need some privacy.” Everyone quickly got up and walk out the door. She turned her attention toward us. “Wow that was easy.”
I set Twilight down and sat beside her. She looked towards me and shot the ‘oh you are in so much trouble’ glare.
“What the heck were you thinking?!” I gaped at her and slowly put my head down my actions finally sinking in. “Do you know how embarrassed I am! I feel like I can never show my face around Ponyville again without being laughed at!”
“I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself.” I pouted. “I made you happy didn’t I? And most of the ponies were actually amused by my behavior but some were disgusted.” I sighed. “I guess I should have kept what happens in the bedroom, in the bedroom.” I heard her slouch against the table. She lifted my face with her hoof.
“Damn why do you have to be so cute, I can’t stay mad with you. Just don’t do it again okay?” I stood up and saluted.
“As Celestia as my witness I will never publicly humiliate you again.” Twilight giggled and I sat back down. “As long as I can help myself” She punched me in the shoulder. “Ow! Fine not at all.” I chuckled and shrugged. “Hey it’s not my fault that I love you so much that I have to pleasure you in public.” She blushed and Mrs. Cake looked between us.
“Oh what did you do James?” I licked my lips.
“Let’s just say that her cutie mark got a through rubbing.” Mrs. Cake put a hoof over her mouth and blushed while giggling.
“Oh my, me and Cakey used to do that all the time just to ruffle everyone’s feathers.” I slowly inched my fingers towards her cutie mark.
“Well looks like me and you have the same idea of how fun it is then.” I jabbed my finger into her cutie mark.
“Eep!” She looked at me with a deep blush set on her face. “Well looks like some one wants to go back to the library.” She said with a seductive purr that drove me crazy.
“Okay screw Sugarcube Corner, Library right now!” I snatched her up and ran across town towards the library.
“Hey don’t I get a say in this?” I looked down and saw her cross her arms. ‘Are you objecting to my plan?”
“Nope keep going” I ran into the library with her in tow shutting the door behind me.
A/N: Hey done, here you go, can’t talk now sorry bye *rushes off the site.
Chapter 14: Democracy is Hard
I got up to see Twilight looking down at me, she was started looking at me with a worried expression on her face. “Ugh, what is it Twilight?” She prodded me with her hoof.
“Come on James you have to go and see the Princess today she has some urgent business to take care of with you.” My eyes shot open and I quickly got in a new pair of pants and t-shirt on. Rushed to get my socks and shoes on but managed to forget to tie my shoe laces making me fall flat on my face.
“Fuck!” I rubbed my forehead and then quickly shook my head to get out of my daze. I looked down and tied my shoe laces. I ran back towards Twilight and kissed her on the cheek. “See you sweetie.” She giggled and pushed me away.
“Just go and get this done then you can come back and we can have fun.” I rushed out the door and saw a chariot waiting for me.
“Hop on.” said one of the guards in the front of the chariot. Couldn’t tell which since they look the same, so I just got on and sat down on a cushion. The two stallions flapped their wings two times before we got off the ground but it seemed like they had no trouble carrying me. I looked behind me and saw Ponyville turn into a speck in the distance, then looked forward to see the ever-growing capital coming up to greet me. We stopped at the entrance of the castle and I hopped out of the chariot. I turned towards the guards.
“Thanks for giving me a ride.” They snorted in response and I walked through the castle courtyard gates. I ran up the stairs into the main hallway and was greet by a spear pointing at me.
“Halt! State your name and your reason for entering.” He stood firm spear held with his magic. I stood up straight and took a deep breath.
“My name is James sir! And I am here to aid the Princess in a mission concerning other nations.” I saluted and stood there straight.
“At ease.” I exhaled and slouched my body down. “Pony of military discipline, I haven’t seen one of those for a long time.” He tilted his head toward the double doors. “You may enter.” I walk through the doors and he led me to the throne room.
“Hello Celestia how are you doing on this fine day.” She stood up and pulled me in for a hug I graciously accepted.
“Fine my friend I am just so glad to see you.” I smiled warmly at her.
“it is always a pleasure to see you Celestia.” A rosy tint came to her cheeks and quickly dissipated.
“Enough of these pleasantries James we need your help on something.” I looked at her with a very sterile glare.
“And that problem is Celestia?” She bowed her head and sighed.
“It would seem that the dragons and griffons both think that we are holding out gems from them on purpose and since you supposed that you could help with our politics I’m going to ask you of it now.” I sat down on Luna’s throne.
“So what do I need to do?” I scratched my arm and rest it on my cheek.
“I need you to lead a group of negotiators into the dragon embassy and then the griffon embassy. Once inside you and the group need to see if you can make a deal or see if you can make them rely on them more than us.” I looked around the room at all the people staring at me in disgust and I look down at the chair I was sitting on.
“I take it that I’m not supposed to sit on here?” I said with a taunting smirk.
“Well that is my sister’s throne and most ponies don’t think of you as royalty.” I slowly stood up and walked towards Celestia.
“Ya I’ll do as you asked but only if you make me immortal like Twilight, we like Luna and John want to stay together forever.” She looked down at me with a loving smile.
“Its fine I was planning to ask if you wanted me to do that to you anyways but if that is request as payment so be it.” Celestia got up and walked me down to the front gate, where conveniently there was a sky carriage waiting for me. I turned to look at her.
“So I have to sneak in there or what?” She wore a confused look on her face yet.
“Of course not, we and the other kingdoms are perfectly fine. Why would you ever think that?” She pointed to the carriage.
“Now please step in and you can start your work.” I stepped in the carriage as she commanded and turned around to see 4 ponies in the carriage already. A fern green Pegasus looked up to see me.
“So you are the human we have heard so much about,” He held out his hoof to me, which I shook firmly. “I hear that you’re the reason this operation is going down. Good on you I was hoping we would be doing this for a long time, I love when I get to go on missions especially when it’s of utmost importance. Oh I’m Swift Shadow but ponies just call me Swifty.” I took a seat beside him and looked at the mare in front of me. She was middle- aged, very stout, and wariness seemed to emanate off of her like heat to a flame. She opened her eyes and looked upon me.
“So what’s your name?” I coughed a little feeling not that at ease with her asking for it.
“Oh, me? My name is James, James Fleck.” She simply nodded.
“So James you ever been in a fight, or in griffon country?” I sighed at this and looked at her.
“I have killed 60 people of my years in combat for the military miss.” About everyone in the carriage shivered and looked away at me. “So if you’re implying that I am useless then I will gladly show you what I can do when I get mad.” I snarled at her. She put her hoofs up in defense.
“Slow down there just a simple question no reason to get so riled up from it.” I calmed down and lounged out. She looked at me with a piercing gaze and I looked back at her and laughed.
“So you’re the intimidation factor aren’t you, miss...” She smiled at me.
“Short Fall, nice to meet you. Usually people think I’m useless I’m glad I have someone here that can sniff out my purpose in this mission. Most of them think I’m a financial advisor.” She made herself less tense herself and slouched down. “I’ve also seen my fair share of combat but nobody died, luckily.” She rested her hoof on her chest and raised her eyebrow. “So I take it you’re informed on this situation. I want to ask you personally what the best course of action on this mission is, you know how we can work out a permanent solution?” I rubbed my chin and pretended to think.
“Well first we have to abide to their customs so that they are not offended and then we need to figure out a way to create a 10 year plan to wean the dragons off our nation’s resources. Then we should try to make sure the griffons don’t try to take us over and get them to create their own crops and weather stations.” I heard some clapping come from her and she relaxed.
“Well it looks like we’re in good hoofs and hopefully we can get that operation started.” She grinned and looked out the window. “Well, looks like we’re here.” She backed away from the window and I looked out the window. The air was smutty and fogged. I looked to the ground to see big brick buildings, smoke billowing from the top of them and saw a few griffons go down to them with buckets of coal.
“Wow,” I turned towards my team. “They are way more advanced then you are.” We landed besides a once pearl white building that has been stained by years of ash and fire. I stepped on the ground which softly squished underneath my shoes. “Ewww, what’s wrong with the dirt?” I got pulled to the side by a griffon. He glared at me with a burning fury.
“What did you say, griffon dirt is the most fertile in the land, unlike that pony dirt that Celestia keeps sending us!” I pushed myself away from him and chuckled at his feeble attempt at a insult.
“Really then why does Celestia have to give you shipments of food each week? No you poisoned your soil a long time ago and I am here to work a deal out and fix this place up.” The griffon let off a low growl.
“And what makes you think we will accept your offer?” I looked him deep in the eyes totally deadpanned.
“Because if you don’t I will order your nation’s ration supplies cut off and you will all die.” I shook my head. “Either that or you will eat each other and inbreed, but I don’t think the mighty griffon nation will fall that low.” The griffon gulped in fear and led me to the main chambers of an office. I sat down on the chair in front of the desk and he sat behind it. I smirked and bared my teeth a bit. “I’m guessing your,” I looked at the brass name plank on the desk. “President Kalwan the Third.” He wiped sweat from his brow and coughed to clear his voice.
“Yes I am and I’m guessing you’re that human warrior named James that I've heard Celestia blabber about.” I smiled and looked up at him.
“Why yes, yes I am.” His face turned neutral and he gazed at my body build.
“Now why are you threatening me and what is this deal you’re proposing?” He tapped his claws together and I sighed.
“Well I threatened your people because I need you to know I don’t piss around.” The only response I got from him was a nod
“My deal is a ten year plan where we slowly wean you off our supplies and make you more independent.” He nodded and put one of his claws down.
“And how do you plan on doing this?” He raised his eyebrow in curiosity.
“Well first your citizens will need agriculture training that will involve bring in textbooks and teachers. Then we will have to shut down those coal mines so that your air can get less polluted which will make your workers, now farmers mind you easier working environments. We will bring Earth and Unicorn ponies with talents in dirt and plants. They will be used to fix your land and plant your first crops. We will have a group of Pegasus ponies to build a master weather station, they will teach, and control it for 5 years. The Earth and Unicorn ponies would teach for the whole ten year plan so you can plant and water the crops properly. Now this will be a tough ten years but if you do it you will never have to rely on us again.”
I grabbed him and pulled him in to look straight in my eyes. “But if you fuck up after those ten years you will have no help or guidance from us ever again.” I let him go and held out a paper. “Do we have a deal Kalwan?” He took a quill out from his ink well and signed the contract papers. I smiled gently at him. “That wasn’t that hard, now the workers will be here within 2 weeks and I hope I see no smoke coming from them when I come to visit.” I walked out of his office and told everyone to get in the carriage so we could get started in getting to the dragon kingdom. Now this one I know is going to be easy.
A/N: Hey it’s me! Sorry for being so late in this chapter but really I have to get my passion burning for this fanfic again which happened after I read the ending of Xenophilia I knew I had to start writing so I hope you enjoy.
Chapter 15: Dragon Matriarch
I looked outside the carriage at the billowing smoke still coming from the Griffon kingdom but as if they knew I was watching the smoke suddenly cut off and sky was looking much brighter already. I turned my head towards the incoming mountain range that had a big facility to the side of it. We started to slow down and I could feel the tension in the carriage. “What’s wrong?” I poked Short Fall and she turned to face me. She coughed to clear her throat.
“Well let’s just say that the last time we tried negotiating we were met with severe opposition resulting in deaths of a few ponies.” I sighed and we started to descend. We soon landed and I held Short Fall back.”Yes?” I looked at her.
“Death is never an easy thing to deal with. It haunts your conscience for the rest of your life. But with people at your side, you can usually get it off your mind.” I lifted her head up at me as she began to drupe down. “I will do my best to keep you and your team safe but I can’t make any promises that we will get out of here alive.” We exited the carriage and walked in the building. I looked towards the giant desk and looked up at the monstrosity before me. I and the team sat down. He raised an eyebrow and puffed out some smoke from his huge nostrils.
“What is it that you have come here for?” He said with a hint of anger and it made me know instantly that he hated to be disturbed.
“Sir I am the human James Fleck and these are my associates. We are here to make a deal on the gem crisis.” He waved his claw which showed that he wanted us to continue. “Well as you may know the Everfree forest is on Equestrian soil and therefore our property, what I want to do is make a deal of sorts. I want to offer this land as your hunting grounds and in return you will stop forcing gems out of us.” He raised his lips in a sneer.
“And what makes you think I want that worthless pile of crap land? There aren’t any gems there.”
I coughed to clear my voice. “Well you see we are lifting the no meat eating law off of your species so you can hunt the wild life at a controlled rate.” He put his claw up to his chin in thought.
“It does sound enticing to finally be able to revel in the thrill of killing, instead of fearing it.” I nodded in agreement. “I will take you request in consideration, now please leave me be. I want to be in a peaceful environment to think this through.” I looked at him menacingly.
“Well I’m afraid the deal only last today dragon because if you don’t side with us we will just cut off the gem supplies efficiently starving your race and will not allow you or any refugees access to our lands.” He slammed his claws on the desk and growled at me.
“What makes you think we won’t just force our way in and steal all your gems?” He raised his eyebrow at me. I stood up and walked over to the oversized desk.
“Because we will decimate you with our new found power.”
“What power is that?”
“We have the power to destroy your land and kill dragons with ease.” He stiffened up a bit.
“Oh and what if I call your statement a bluff?”
“We will come here and commit genocide.” He covered his face with his claw and sighed.
“Okay but first I want your absolute promise to never threaten my land like this again, can you tell me why you are doing this to us?” I looked at him with sympathy.
“I’m doing this so that Equestria and the nations depending on it will survive to live another day. I am also doing this for the survival of the fittest.” He nodded in agreement.
“We dragons are ruled by a matriarch so I am the most powerful dragon in the kingdom. My son is dead because he drowned in a lava pit and it showed me that I can’t every let my children to be weak nor can I be weak. I know that there is a chance that you’re bluffing but I will not risk my entire race on one stupid gamble, now please leave before I decide to eat some ponies.”
Everyone quickly left and entered back in the sky carriage. Shortfall dabbed her head with a cloth as I knew how much fear she was hiding inside her body.
I continued to look on as tears started streaming down her face and now before me instead of the stout mare I once knew.
I saw a horrible pile of mixed emotions and physical dreariness. She looked up at me and ran into my arms. I caught her and held her there, my shirt getting soaked with tears. “Why? Why do I have to live? How do I deal with this… this sadness inside me?” I lifted her chin up to look at me
“You enjoy life and have no regrets. That is how to deal with your sadness. As to why you have to live? Well it’s entirely up to you to find your purpose in life.” She looked into my eyes and pushed her face into mine, our lips meeting.
She danced her tongue on my lips begging for entrance, I gladly accepted it and she thrust her tongue quickly in my mouth.
Her tongue danced with mine wrapping around it and pulling at it as if wishing for it to come with her inside her mouth. I pushed myself more in the kiss and finally put my tongue in her mouth our saliva mixing together to create a beautiful concoction. We soon slowly separated a strand of saliva connecting us. I chuckled. “Well at least I found a new herd mate.”
Her tail swayed back and forth, a dopey smile on her face and a dreamy look glazed over her eyes. “You’re a great kisser you know that right?” She sighed and laid down beside me her head resting on my lap as she drifted off to sleep.
I sat there and thought about the crazy things I encountered, what it would be like for Twilight to discover I met a new mare, and why that mare loved me so much. About at the time when we were nearing Canterlot a small bit of turbulence woke up Short Fall. I looked down at her and smiled “Morning Sweetie, how was your sleep?” She let out a cute yawn and kissed me.
“What does that tell you?” She smiled at me and rubbed herself on my shoulder as she cuddled my arm. This cuddling continued for the rest of the trip and soon we were walking up to the doors of the throne room. Every now and then her body would rub against mine but honestly I didn’t mind, in fact it comforted me to know that she was always by my side. I walk up to Celestia’s throne and bowed a look of triumph on my face.
Celestia giggled a bit. “So I guess the negotiations were a success?” I stood up and looked at her.
“Yup with a little of my style they were all perfectly reasonable and even agreed to it.” Celestia sighed in relief and got out of her throne. She trotted up to me and held me in her arms.
“Thank the Matriarch your okay. I was afraid you would get hurt.” We let go of each other and went our separate ways. When we were back on the street I looked at Short Fall and she smiled back.
“So do you want to come and introduce yourself to Twilight or are you going to stay here?” She chuckled and punched my leg lightly.
“Of course I want to go see my herd mate. It’s not like I have anything better to do.” We walked to the train station and hopped on the next train heading through Ponyville. “So I hear that this Twilight is a pretty important pony, so what has she done that made her so awesome?”
“Well, right now her work and home is at library and she is the element of magic…” Her eyes widened.
“Y-you mean I’ll be her-herd mates with the element of magic?”
“Yup! Pretty sweet huh?” She looked at me sickly. “You’re scared of her aren’t you?” She nodded her head slowly up and down. I kissed her on the lips. “How about now?”
“A bit better but I could use more encouragement if you can give me some.” I looked around to see that our section of the train was totally empty. I kissed her again this time much deeper, our tongues danced with passion around each other. Her tail lifted up and she stood on her hind legs, I felt my pant leg getting wet as I knew what I felt were her juices on me. She gently rubbed her marehood on my leg and started to speed up. She moaned in my mouth as my pant leg got wetter, soon my hands joined in sensually massaging her shoulders and reaching down to massage her thigh.
She released her lips from mine and let out a loud moan signally that she was getting close. She started panting and her movements became more erratic. I snaked my hand down and rubbed her clit to make sure she had a good climax. She screamed out in pleasure and soon my leg was absolutely drenched. I watched as she got off of me and sat down beside me. “Wow that was amazing.”
“Are you nervous anymore?” She laughed and rubbed her hoof on my chest.
“Not at all. Now, let’s get you changed” I quickly looked around the train and back at her.
“How? I have no clothes with me.” She facehoofed and sighed.
“Well I guess you’ll have to hang your pants to dry.” She walked up and unbuttoned my pants. My stiff member showed through my underwear and she giggled in excitement. “I can’t wait for you to rut my brains out.” I blushed deeply at her provoking statement. She pushed her muzzle against her saddlebag to open it up. She took out three clothes pins and grabbed my pants. She then hung them out the window. “There that should do it. Just wait an hour or two and the wind will dry them.”
About an hour after the pants were hung I checked my pants to see if they were dry. Turned out they were so I grabbed them and put them back on. I gave the pins back to Short Fall and she placed them in her bag. I then looked outside to see that Ponyville was nearing so I walked up to the door. I heard steam going off and I felt the brakes activating. Short Fall trotted up beside me and we walked out together. We then started heading out to the library only to see a bunch a ponies in our way. After going through a bombardment of ponies we reached the library. I knocked on the door and heard the pitter patter of Spike’s feet. “Hello, who is it?”
“It’s...” I heard galloping behind me.
“James!” Suddenly a purple blur knocked me on my back and I skidded into the library. “I missed you so much!” She kissed
me all over and I chuckled.
“I missed you too Twi.” I hugged her tightly and looked in her eyes. “Now can I introduce you to someone?” She smiled sheepishly at me and trotted off of me. I got up and stood beside Short Fall. “Well you been asking me for a while now to find a herd mate. Well I’m happy to say I found her. Meet Short Fall a wonderful mare with a great personality just like you.” Twilight walked up to Short Fall and sniffed the air. Short Fall looked at her nervously and Twilight sighed.
“Miss Short Fall are you in heat?” Short Fall rolled her eyes.
“No, I’m not in heat I’m just very excited I swear that’s it.” Twilight giggled and gave me a sultry smile.
“Well then let’s cure that excitement shall we?” She trotted up to the stairs. “Spike you need to leave I’m going to initiate plan HM!” Spike ran down the stairs and up to me. He took my hand
“Nice knowing you, but yeah you might not want to come back to us after this.” He quickly ran out and locked the door. The lights went out and magic lit candles led upstairs. I heard giggling echoing the room and quickly I hopped upstairs. I opened the bedroom door to see Twilight and Short Fall in Anthro form. I got an instant nosebleed. They both looked at each other and laughed.
“So I take it you like what you see?” I just quickly nodded and jumped on the bed with them. “You know,” She lifted off my shirt while Short Fall worked on my pants. “I have been training myself to be ready for you the moment you left. So I expect superb performance on your part.” I heard my pants button snap off and finally my cock was free from my pants with only my underwear protecting it. “Let’s see what I have been for. Hm?” She pulled off the boxers revealing my cock to them. The two mares breathed on it which made it twitch in anticipation. Short Fall licked up the shaft and played with the head making me moan in pleasure as she wrapped her lips around my cock and started sucking.
Her head moved up and down at a furious pace, her tongue swirling around the tip each time she went up. Twilight stood up and positioned her marehood over my face. I grabbed her flank and pulled her marehood closer to me. As soon as my lips met her lower lips I instantly dived my tongue in. I started lashing at her insides. She moaned in pleasure and I continued licking. Her insides squeezed and pulled my tongue as I hit her G- Spot. I felt some pre-cum come out and from the tingling in my cock I knew I was close. I knew I could make Twilight cum first though. I used my fingers and uncovered her clit. I lashed at it and rubbed it with my teeth. Twilight screamed in pleasure and soon her juices were going all over my face.
She looked down at me, a blush on her face as she panted heavily. She got off and kissed me, her tongue mixing the saliva trying to taste herself on me. I felt a jolt of pleasure and looked down at Short Fall as she stared at me with her eyes, making audible gulps as she swallowed all of my seed. I saw some saliva drip out of her mouth as she put her mouth off of my cock with a satisfying pop emitting from the detachment.
“I’m surprised you lasted that long let alone get twilight to cum before you.” I blushed deeply at the compliment
“Well I have had tons of practice just ask Twilight.” Short Fall’s attention fell on Twilight and she sheepishly smiled back.
“What he tastes good! What can I say?” Both girls laughed it off and crawled up to cuddle to me. I then became curious and
tapped on Twilight’s shoulder. “What James?”
“Hey I just wanted to know what I tasted like since it’s probably not the same for me.” Twilight coughed.
“Well for me you taste like a milk chocolate brownie but I can’t speak for Short Fall.” Our attention fell on her.
“You taste like my Grandma’s special apple pie. It was literally the best thing I ever tasted.” I smiled at them.
“I’m glad I’m so delicious.” They sighed.
“So cuddly, cute, and caring also.” They squeezed me as they settled down to rest. Twilight looked at me. “We love you, you know that right?” Short Fall snored and mumbled something incomprehensible. I kissed them both on the forehead.
“Of course I know that. What do you take me for?” She sighed happily and wrapped her arms around my waist. Soon after we were all happily asleep.