WARNING: The following story is not meant to be serious or mistake free. Please tell me about this. If it's nothing nice, don't post it unless you have a better way to put it. REMEMBER: This is not meant to be taken seriously. Wait, did mention not to take this seriously, well don't. NO. Well, with that being said read on.
"Accessing story memory."
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This one time a dog came to mei and raped my cat. The mei cat was all juiced upo and readi to go and flew across the world three time before blowing up in a load of come.
The nthe dog said " go to the light." So I said "look at the map on the wall. Put your paws on where we are. No matter where I go We're just an inch apart. You interrupt and say…?" then the dog said shut teh fucc up and suck mai pie."
Then a unicorn came and butt fucked the dog in the eyeball and it was Twilite sparky. She decided to go and see that a dog came to kill her.
Twilight then told the dog that she was his mentor and that he was her density. (LOLZ) and then shit happened to mei because when I turned aounf I saw rainbow dash and her mare friend fucking each other's pinkie.
The ni was so happy I blown over the house and made a rainbow out of mei ass and pass some gas and it snapped in half. Mei friend deejaa was humping a wall when I found him with jerri. Jerri was so sad because he lost his fluttershy and that she might be lost somewhere.
Then I said "Is't a wet one just a wet one?" which jerri said "hellz nah!1" so I decided to blow up Fluttershy and make her into flutterbitcth and then fuck all night long.
Then the transformers came and fukked alls the unicorns in equestria, and twilight said "What the hellz" as starscream came on her face. Megatronion then came to rainboe dash but she dashd and hit his ting-a-lings and he died like in zhe movies.
That s whe ni decided to tak a bow to front of the princess and she fucced the wall with her horn. She than said “take dis wif ju nd it shaal potect ju.” A guard came to me and said “its danjoruos to go up alone. Take dis.” He handed me a piece of his shit and laffed but the evil boss came and 8 him.
I was happy to see that scootaloo was ok after she sayed that she hated everything and shot her self with a pipe wrench.
Rainblood bash was going to a party and was drunk to play spin tehg tail on donkey and fuckd it as well.
Pinkie pie was all like “Yea, fuck you I do what I want. Im siexties spidermane and ahm gonna come to eat your pink hand. I was happy and sad because my hand wasn’t pink. I loked at her and gave her a hiug and fucked the shitz outta her after she decided to blow me up, which se faild.
After deejaa was done humping the wall he came rianbows and sugah. Then jerri decided to fuck deejaa in his face with a moustache. The nthe dog came back for revnge and killd twilite sparky in coold blod.
Pinkie pie bounced happly singin' "look at the map on the wall. Put your fingers on where we are. No matter where I go were just a inch a part. You interrupt and say…"
"SILENCE" I yelled and shot pinkie in her bunhole. She screamed and I liked it rough.
"Then Gordon freakman came and also fucked flutterbitch. Then the gman came out of scootaloos ass and said "phew".
After Gordon freakman came to me and sayed “some times I dream about cheeze.” Tehn I sayed “ shut tge hellz up”
I was to busy to notice that rainbow dsash tried to make a sonic rainboom but failed causeing her to explode in stead. The ni wen tto her head and sayed " you ggot knocked da fuq out."
Then apple jackole came out of the closet, literly and metaforicly. And butt fuccked rarity in her tight white hoof. (What di you think I was going to say?)
But applboom stoped the mfrom doing it any longer and fuked her as well as sweaty belle. Then Sweaty Belle came dark unicron magic and got a long shaft as a cutie mark.
The ni was so hapy 4 her I got up and she startedthe shake me around and said "come on now. Fulk her tightly. Lolz go. do it. Do it now. Just do it. Just do it you wimp. Mygoshcelestiamightyandthesupercalifradulicticxpillidoshuostheonetosayfuckitallandfuckmydingalingandifyoucanunderstandthisthanyournotgodbuthaveverygoodeyes.”
Then I said “trollestia?’ and she came to me and I fucked her as well. Then I got a letter from flutterbitch about fighting the evil boss and I ran to her and killed him in the eye and she sayed thanks and we fucked but then the final boss came to us and picked up flutterbitch as we came togeter and ate her than ah sayed fuck u final boss and kicked him in the fukkhole which caused him to die and fall and he fell and fell and did I mention that he fell cause he did and fell agian and this is a long sentence huh?
I was sad like jerry because my flutterbiych was now dead. But he was because se was missing. Then he came to me and sayed that he found her. He was so happy that he exploodd like rainboe dsahie. She was a goood firend and I was starting to be sad.
Then vinyl-al-I-nal scratchei-in-my-pants came to play but her turn tables bowed p in her face and was blewn off. It was sad to lose her.
Derpy came on thes cene and decided to make muffins so she got twilite sparky and cut her open to make then like cupcakes. The dead pinkie pie came back to life by deerpy and said to be bestesttt friends because of this
I stood up and loked at everyone and everypony and said “noe here this. This is a anouncment and could be very funy or scary but here it is. I am not what it seems. I am not gay.” Then everyone looked rlieved and I got to hump all the females as the other male had there time wif other.
Then suddenly Derpy-derp killed pinkie and pinkie was about kill Derpy but she beat her to it. Derpy then ate the pinkie muffins and it was good.
THE END???
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That's when I awoke to find that my marefriend was trying to wake me up from a horrible and weird dream.
"Are you alright? You were really thrashing in your sleep." Fluttershy asked looking a bit worried.
"Nah, I'm ok." I said rising my hands up.
"Was it one of those dreams again?"
"Uh, yeah. I hate those dreams."
"Well first thing in the morning, we are going to see twilight and get to the bottom of this."
"She said it could be a side affect from the portal I came through to get here but, we can go see her again."
She then kissed me by the lips and lied back down. I stayed up trying to recall what exactly I dreamt about.
So if you didn't know before, please don't take this seriously. It's NOT meant to taken seriously. My next story however is a bit more serious. Take that one seriously. Seriously, do. But not this one. So with that being said here's the original one I wrote after just just waking up.
"Accessing memory sequence."
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This one time a dog came to mei and raped my cat. The mei cat was all juiced upo and readi to go and flew across the world three time before blowing up in a load of come.
The nthe dog said " go to the light." So I said "look at the map on the wall. Put your paws on where we are. No matter where I go We're just an inch apart. You interrupt and say…?" then the dog said shut teh fucc up and suck mai pie."
Then a unicorn came and butt fucked the dog in the eyeball and it was Twilight.
Twilight then told the dog that she was his mentor and that he was her density. (LOLZ) and then shit happened to mei because when I turned aounf I saw rainbow dash and her mare friend fucking each other's pinkie.
The ni was so happy I blown over the house and made a rainbow out of mei ass and pass some gas and it snapped in half. Mei friend deejaa was humping a wall when I found him with jerri. Jerri was so sad because he lost his fluttershy and that she might be lost somewhere.
Then I said "Is't a wet one just a wet one?" which jerri said "hellz nah!1" so I decided to blow up Fluttershy and make her into flutterbitcth and then fuck all night long.
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That's when I awoke from a really, really weird dream. So I turned to face my mare friend, Fluttershy, who was kinda worried about me.
"Are you alright? You seem pretty shaken up."
"Nah, I'm ok." I said rising my hands up.
So she gently kissed me by the lips and lied down, While I stayed up to figure out why I dreamt what I did.