Quickly you turn around with the grace of a ballerina that had both of her feet cut off. You make a dash towards a bored looking Rarity, while simultaneously pulling out the Element. She scoffs; “A true gentleman would never assault a lady!” And with that, she throws the contents of a glass at you. Though she hits you square on, you continue to charge forward. A man like you wouldn’t be stopped by a simple liquid!
“A-ha!” you shout triumphantly, fitting the Element around Rarity’s neck. This is probably the easiest you’ve had it all day! Now to just watch and see…
… Nothing happens.
You glance at the glass that Rarity had been using. There's a little label that reads; 'Disenchanting Juice: Removes Enchantments Faster than you can Say ‘Crap, I Didn’t Want that to Happen’. You shout, “Oh, this is BS!”
“Thank you for the necklace,” Rarity smiles at you sweetly. “Unfortunately, that doesn’t change the fact you’re still on my property. Tom?” You feel something grab hold of your shoulder.
Slowly you stand up. Counting your broken ribs, you make a mental note to try not to be thrown out of second story windows in the near future. Also, never go into Rarity’s boutique ever again.
> Let’s get back to that let's try the next pony, shall we?