This is another crossover chapter! The Co-writer is Phyrexian, his story is Subject 27. I strongly urge you to go read his story! We'll be doing more work together on crossovers later on.
You walk for only a few minutes before reaching the park, oddly enough the area you’re in was rather quiet. Cloud turns around and you notice as rather grim look on her face.
“Colt, we were escorted to Princess Luna as soon as we arrived to Canterlot, a small army of guards surrounded 27 while we walked through the castle to the Royal Hall. Once we entered we were greeted by more soldiers and by Princess Luna, as she approached 27, Fade hijacked his body and startled the Princess, causing her to order the guards to attack. 27 easily handled himself against the small army of guards, he held himself back and didn’t kill a single one. After there were only two guards left, Luna intervened and started to choke 27 in the air before slamming him down to the ground.”
“Hmmmmm not the welcome party I had planned, oh well. Daimon, how do you feel about threatening royalty?” You turn to your right as he appears.
“Thrilled!” He shouts, he really enjoyed the thought of scaring one of the ”all powerful” rulers of this land shitless.
“Well hold on, when 27 came to the next night, Luna apologized for what she did and explained everything. She even made him into a Lunar Knight!”
“I still don’t care, she acted hastily and by the sound of it nearly killed him, she deserves a good scare at least.”
“Oh, I almost forgot to mention this, Doctor Helping Hoof was there, the pony from the fac-.”
“I’LL KILL THAT BASTARD FOR WHAT HE DID! HIS DEATH WILL BE A SLOW AND PAINFUL ONE!” You shout as your eyes turn an unnerving shade of crimson.
“N-No no Colt! He’s one of the good guys! And if it wasn't for him, 27 and I would've never met!”
“Oh, okay then!” You say as you smile at Cloud.
“After we left the dungeon we walked around the town and ended up at a watering hole. We went in and had a great time, we drank a few Apple Ciders and danced and then we started to drink the heavy stuff, Apple Bombs is what the bartender called em. I was only able to handle three of them, 27 downed six like it was nothing, and then the night got interesting...”
“Oh do tell! I want to hear what you two love birds did!” Bell said as she walked closer to Cloud.
“Well... we left the watering hole and found a hotel close by...”
“Oh, was it classy? Or did you guys just want a room to rut in?” Bell asks poking Cloud in the side.
“Daimon shut up, I don’t get what they’re talking about either.” You say talking to yourself as Daimon had returned to the confines of your mind.
“Well, it was a rather classy place... We made our way to the room, 27 nearly tripping over himself because he was so drunk.”
“Haha, what a light weight, I went through two liters of Tequila and only got a buzz.”
“Tequila?” Cloud tilts her head as she has no idea what you’re talking about.
“It is a distilled beverage made from the blue agave plant. It is usually between 100-160 proof, which means it is anywhere from 50% to 80% pure alcohol.” Thank god for the Discovery Channel doing a documentary on tequila.
“O-Okay... But back to the topic on hoof, we made it to the room and 27 stumbled to the bed. I started to laugh at him as he laid there, I made my way to the bed and laid down next to him, we started to talk about Celestia knows what and things got a little...” Cloud digs her hoof into the dirt awkwardly as her face turns bright red.
“Come on, details details!” Bell said nagging her on as you and Daimon had somehow got into what could possibly be the dumbest argument ever.
“Dude what the hell? Narwhals are the best!” You say to Daimon as he took from next to you.
“Fuck that fish! Honey badger for the win!”
“W-Well... W-We hmmm... Ended up doing the deed, so to speak.” Cloud’s face now a even brighter red.
“Cloud, I am not a filly, I want details!” Bell said.
Cloud leans in close to Bell, whispering the juicy details into her ear, her face now turning just as red as Cloud’s.
“Wait, so you’re telling me you rutted a wo-” Cloud quickly shoves her hoof into Bell’s mouth, effectively shushing her.
“N-N-No! He didn’t fully morphed himself into an actual wolf! Just his limbs...”
“Oh. . . By limbs do you mean his-” Another hoof now occupies Bell’s mouth.
‘N-N-N-NO! By limbs I mean his actual limbs! Not his...”
“Hmmmmm, did you two have any ‘kinks’ you explored that night?” Bell asks raising an eyebrow.
Cloud whispers some more into Bell’s ear, causing her jaw to drop.
“Does that really turn you on?” Bell asks.
“Well yes, you unicorns are rather sensitive on your horns, pegasi are sensitive on their wings. I didn’t think it was possible, but the things he did made me go to a whole new realm of pleasure.”
“Hmmm, there may be hope yet for this one yet.” Bell says as they both turn to you and Daimon now arguing what the best movie was.
“Dude, REPO! The Genetic Opera was way better than Sweeney Todd, all he was was a mildly creepy barber who fell in love with a sadistic baker!”
“Are you fucking stupid? REPO had such a low budget that it looked like a shitty home movie!”
“Bell, if you want to catch Colt you better do it quick, he has two other ‘marefriends’ back in Ponyville.”
As soon as the mentioning of the word marfriends entered the conversation you both instantly stopped arguing.
“They aren't our marefriends!” Daimon shouts.
“Yeah, Pinkie Pie, Trixie ,and Fluttershy are just friends! Why does everyone think I am dating one of them, they don’t even like me like that!”
“I’m sorry Bell, I was mistaken, he has three. You better jump on that while you have him to yourself.” Cloud pats Bell on the back with her wing.
“Well he already slept with me, that makes me the closest thing to a marefriend he has.” Bell says hopefully.
“Hmm Bell, He’s living with two of them at the moment, well he was when I left Ponyville with 27. And I only saw one bed in their room when I went to take a shower...”
“He sleeps with TWO mares and has ANOTHER fawning over him, yet he doesn’t realize they like him?” Bell says amazed at your obliviousness.
“Yeah, he does seem to have a rather ‘thick’ skull... If I were you I would be more aggressive, it worked out for me.”
“Well you two were dragon-fisted drunk, I would die of alcohol poisoning before he even gets a little tipsy if what he said about his worlds liquor is true!”
“Take him to Canterlot and go put a few Apple Bombs in him, that will loosen him up for you.” Cloud giggles.
“And what if it doesn’t? He even used me as a pillow and yet he doesn’t act any different.” Bell says as she looks down.
“That’s where being aggressive comes in, you have to make the move, he won’t. Trust me on this Bell.”
“Alright, one more thing though, I know of Daimon but who was the other one he mentioned, and why did his eyes turn red when you mentioned the doctor?”
“Your guess is as good as mine, he and 27 both seem to be a little... unstable at times, but all in all they’re rather kind hearted.”As if on que you and Daimon begin to remember your favorite horror movie moments.
“What about the part where the dad got pushed into a meat grinder in Wrong Turn 2?” you say to Daimon.
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over how awesome the kills were in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, the old ones not that new one. . . “
“Yeah, I have no idea why they changed him from a soulless child murderer into a pedophile gardener, I mean da fuq is with that?”
“I know, they even changed the look of his finger blades, I hope whoever made that movie burns.” You and Daimon both chuckle at the reference.
“See what I mean by ‘thick’ skull? Heck you could probably go up to him and wave your sexy flank in his face and he’ll never notice.” Cloud says as she winks at Bell.
“Ah so you think my flank is sexy as well? Why not get a closer look then?” Bell then turns around and shakes her rump in Cloud’s face.
“Bell, I give compliments where compliments are due.” Cloud puts her hoof on Bell’s back, causing her to stop.
“Alright, any other tips for nabbing Colt before I drag him to a bar?”
“Well, my mother use to say ‘The best way to a stallion’s heart is through his stomach.’ If you can cook you’ll be golden. But Pinkie Pie does work for a bakery though.”
“Of course she would be able to cook. . . What about a love spell of some kind or potion?”
“If you haven't already notice, spells don’t quite work on Colt, a potion maybe would work but you’ll have to be careful though. Daimon might try and stop you if he senses anything off, and the ‘other’ one I would watch out for; No clue what he does.”
“Why does a hero such as him have to be so complicated?” Bell says as she looks down.
“Honestly I don’t know, I had no problem nabbing 27.” Cloud places her hoof on Bell, trying to reassure her.
They both look back at you and Daimon only to see you two arguing yet again...
“Daimon what the hell do you know! Church is the best one of the cast!”
“Are you high? It is obviously Caboose in seasons two and three.”
“You only like him in those seasons because of how he acted with O’Malley and the part where he says ‘I hate babies.’ “
“At least he isn’t a freakin computer program like Cortana!”
“Good luck Bell, you’re going to need it.”
“Yeah, looks like it. . . Maybe I should ask about his past.” Bell says hopeful at this new route to becoming more than friends.
“Hmm, you could. 27 and Colt both seem to have troubled pasts, so be careful on where you tread.”
“Well I would just start with the basics, when he was little what his mother and fa-” She was interrupted as you and Daimon both glare at her. . .
“Don’t you ever!”
“Mention our father!”
“Back the hell off Colt and Daimon! She didn’t KNOW!” Cloud expands her wings outward as she yells at you.
“Oh yeah. . . sorry. It’s just that he wasn’t exactly the best at anything except being a drunk.”
“Yeah, speaking of drunks where did 27 head off to?”
“Oh yeah, is he at the hotel or something?”
Cloud slowly lowers her wings, her face now filled with sorrow as she musters up the strength to tell you about 27’s grim fate.
“H-He’s... Dead...” Cloud’s eyes start to water up again after mentioning this.
“Cloud, sorry to say but, bull fucking shit! He nearly killed us, if he died then why hasn’t something exploded or a giant apocalyptic creature appeared? Because other than those two scenarios I don’t see him dying by any other means except us.”
“Yeah, not to be rude but Daimon is right, he is a tough bastard, I’m sure he is fine, more or less.”
“Luna teleported him to the zebra nation, she said that she wouldn't be able to accurately send him there... I doubt he even made it there, let alone survive what ever hell he ended up in... It’s just easier for me this way to believe he’s dead than just to hope he’ll come back to me! I know this makes me sound like a monster but everypony I knew or even liked ends up walking out of my life!”
“Uh Cloud sorry but. . . “
“Get a hold of yourself, 27 is not that easy to get rid off, and this is coming from the guy that tried to kill him. He IS alive and he WILL come back, if not I will simply go over there and rip the continent apart until I either find him or something that knows where he is. And in the very unlikely even he died there Daimon and I would most likely kill everything in sight.”
“B-But... You’re right... I guess I need to put more trust into him... He did promise me that he’ll come back alive...”
“And if not then we could turn him into a zombie!”
“Z-Zombie?” Cloud now even more confused by Daimon’s randomness.
“He means if he died, we could take his body and through the use of either magic or technology; reanimate him, you know, bring him back from the dead.” You say, having read too many zombie books.
“Thank you Colt, I needed that” Cloud says as she starts to laugh a little.
“No problem, and sorry about earlier Bell, anything I can do to make up for being an ass?” you ask scratching the back of your head.
“Well, we could go to dinner.” Bell says surprised by your proposition.
“Sounds good to m-, wait a second. . . MY EGGS!”
You and Daimon both shout as you now realized that you had left the cafe before your breakfast had arrived.
“Oh, sorry about that. But the look of it, it’s about launch time now and I’m getting rather hungry myself.”
“How about we follow them and get some lunch.” Bell says to Cloud.
“Oh, okay! I grew up in Trottingham so I know the best places to go for food! Their little holes in the walls that are hard to find but sure are worth it though!” Cloud starts to trot back into the town, you and Bell simply follow her lead.