Luna flushed the toilet, and stared at herself in the mirror. What am I? She thought to herself, grumbling. She felt like she was acting cowardly for bailing out on Derpy and Celestia. She just couldn't believe Derpy's behavior, today. Luna sighed and used her magic to apply even more eyeshadow, and eyeliner to make her look stunningly gorgeous. She wanted to impress Derpy, too. But... The odd thing was, Luna heard a loud cry coming from the living room. She shivered, what was the meaning of this?
"That bitch is going to get it! What a whore-of-a-sister I have!" Luna groaned, she stomped herself out the door, quickly, in fear of the scene that may be going on. No, it couldn't! Why would Celestia "get down" with... Derpy? This couldn't be right! Luna's stomach rumbled and she felt nauseous at the thought. Her mind was racing and she was sweating. She closed her eyes before turning around to face the living room... Thinking of why Celestia, her own sister would be doing this... She was about to open her eyes, when she heard a loud, shrill scream. She opened her eyes in a flash of a second.
"LUNA HELP ME!" Derpy wailed, she was wet with tears, her mane was drenched and a mess. She almost collapsed at the sight of her sister licking Derpy, where only she had licked before. Celestia's head was buried down there, so she couldn't see Luna, at all. Her mane was dripping from Derpy's juices, and she was just lapping it up like there was no tomorrow. Luna felt like throwing up; she kicked Celestia with her back hooves, so she would fall back and hurt her head against the bejeweled coffee table. Celestia may have had a concussion, because of how hard Luna had kicked her back. She lay unconscious, her mouth dripping with saliva and other juices, Luna tried to not think about. Derpy was still wailing, and Luna hugged her as she used her magic to fix her mane and wipe her tears.
"I'm so sorry, this had to happen. I guess, Celestia is just the whore I thought she was, she couldn't resist an innocent silly pony like you. And she has a crazy fetish for pegasi, which bewilders me. I... I.. I know it's all my fault!" Luna cried, she hid her face in Derpy's mane. Derpy herself couldn't contain the tears.
"No! If I wasn't trying so hard to act like a proper pony to impress your sister, she wouldn't of done this. It's my fault! I..I was only scared... sh..she would think less of me as a retarded idiot pony..." Derpy wailed again, she collapsed on the floor and lay there crying. Luna bent down and pet her head, camly.
"There, there. Forget about this incident, even thought it may be hard to. I'm sorry I wasn't here to stop her, I was just so-"
"No, forget about this, I don't care, I want to be with you and really want to do something with you, right now..." Derpy whispered, in that oh-so-sexy voice of her's. Luna couldn't help smiling at that...
"Not so fast... What about little-miss-molestia over here?" Luna grumbled, staring at the rapist.
"Um... We could feed her to the dragons!" Derpy announced, she was being serious.
"Hah... I wish, Derpy. But we better take her to Nurse Redheart, and quick!" Luna laughed, she couldn't contain her relief.
Okay, sorry everypony! I know this chapter is really short, but I've been really busy lately! I will update with a new chapter soon! Be sure to check out my userpage and blog for more updates and like and favourite! THANK YOU! <3