The Pyro and The Engineer's Misadventures in Equestria

by The Pyro King


Part 8: The ((not-so))Armageddon

Author's Note: Since I want to make Chapter 1 a little longer, this part will be divided in two sections. This section is from Pyro's perspective, while the next section will be from Engineer's perspective.


Before they could even notice, Pyro and Vinyl were alterady playing a song known by the TF2 Community as 'The Calm'. It was a nice song, and judging that Valve wasn't present in Equestria, they wouldn't suffer of copyright infringement.

"That was sweet! Where did you learned this music?", asked Vinyl.

Pyro answered by pointing at his RED team console. Just before somepony could say anything, Rainbow came bursting by the door, while screaming.

"Lyra! Vinyl! Octavia! I need hel-", she said. Unfortunaly, she barged into the room in the same moment that Pyro was playing with his Third Degree. As soon as he finished playing it, a shockwave came out of it, going upwards, and hitting Dash, knocking her backwards and into the floor. Pyro thrusted his Third Degree in the air while cheering, just before smacking it into the ground.

"What the hay was that?!", asked Lyra.

"I don't know, but it was cool! Do it again!", replied Vinyl. Octavia rolled her eyes. Pyro did an innocent whistle as Dash got back on her hooves.

"Doesn't matters! I decided to prank Applejack while hardhat was gone with some Poison Joke again, and she disappeared, like the other time!", she said.

"Ugh, Dash, haven't we told you like one hundred times that you shouldn't use those Jokes?", said Octavia.

"Yeah, but she pranked me yet again just before hardhat and mask came, and I decided to give revenge on her, and she was simply gone!", defended Rainbow.

"Alright, let's go look for her.", said Lyra, as the foursome quickly left, leaving the RED Pyro alone on the room. He picked his Third Degree, then headed outside, completely oblivious to what happened with Applejack, and not even checking with Engineer. Pyro wanted to have fun, not to solve mysteries and such, as he does back in Badlands.

Heck, one time he had to look around 2Fort just to find Archimedes, one of Medic's pet doves. Turns out that the pesky little dove was hidden deep within the BLU base, standing right atop of the intelligence. He had to cross thousands of enemy Heavies, Soldiers, Stickybomb Carpets, Level 3 Sentry Guns, and heck, he was even almost burned alive by the BLU Pyro. Not to mention that on the way back he was bullied by his nemesis, the BLU Scout. Oh, how Pyro hated the BLU Scout. But there was alyways the RED Engineer with his Sentry to exterminate the BLU Scout, and he was alyways there to exterminate the Engineer's arch-enemy, the BLU Spy.

The Pyro noticed he was thinking randomly yet again. He shook his head, and found himself next to the treehouse he was before. He remembered that it was the library of that pony whose special talent is magic, Twilight. Pyro thought that she could teach him a few magic tricks, as Pyro alyways wanted to do something similar to Heavy's showdown taunt. He slowly opened the door, and found the purple pony reading a book. Wow. Pyro disliked books as much as he disliked the Bombinomicon. She turned her head to Pyro.

"Uh, hi, how can I help you?", she asked. Pyro answered by pointing at her horn, and placing his hands at the top of his head, and starting to lean to the left and to the right. Spike gave Pyro an awkward look.

"You mean you want to learn magic?", she asked. Those ponies were starting to understand Pyro.

"Uh-huh.", mumbled Pyro. Unfortunaly, the answer wasn't satisfying to Pyro.

"Sorry, but I can't just teach somep- I mean, somebody magic. It's not that easy.", said Twilight.

However, Pyro insisted. He knew there was a way. He then pointed at Twilight's horn, then at him.

"Now you want me to transfer part of my magic to you?", she said. Pyro nodded. Twilight hesitated upon doing this. This could mean her losing her magic supply. But, even though she wasn't the Element of Generosity, she decided it was worth a shot. She focused, then a beam of purple magic started swirling towards the Pyro, targeting his heart. Pyro could feel the feeling of magic deep inside him, which started to blind him. After 6 seconds, it stopped, giving Pyro back his vision.

Pyro decided to test. He tried to think of a move. He knew one: The hadouken. He placed his left foot on front of him, and his right one behind him. He moved his hands, and placed him in his right flank. A red glow appeared on his hand. He knew it was working, as he could feel the magic swirling on his hand. He thrusted his hands foward. A cloud of flames appeared. Still, that was not enough. Pyro knew he could do more.

He decided to let his mind do the job now. He closed his eyes, and he could feel his arms moving on an arc above him. As he did it, he could feel the power inside him growing stronger and stronger, until it was so strong, that he got slightly possessed.

"MWA HA HA!!!", yelled the possessed Pyro, as a massive ring of flames appeared. Pyro quickly regained his senses. He shook his head. He found Twilight and Spike looking at him with their eyes widened.

"Wow.....that was....", slowly said Spike. He was interrupted as he saw Rainbow, Lyra, Vinyl, Octavia, Rarity and Engineer burst into the room.

"We need help!!", screamed Rainbow.

"With what?", asked Twilight.

"Rainbow 'accidentally' swallowed Applejack again.", explained Octavia.

"Oh, not again. Okay, let me focus.", said the purple unicorn, as her horn started to glow. The purple glow started to reach to Rainbow's stomach, but, as soon as it reached it, Twilight fell back.

"What happened?", asked Rarity.

"I think I accidentally gave Pyro too much magic when he asked me to do it.", explained Twilight.

Pyro started to feel guilty. Now, either the ninesome would do something about it, or Rainbow Dash would digest Applejack, or Applejack would grow back to her normal size, thus killing Rainbow Dash.

TO BE CONTINUED...