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Disclaimer: I am NOT Lauren Faust, I do NOT own my little pony, and I don't know the whole continuity so I do NOT know all the likenesses of the characters. If this is similar to any other fanfictions that might be because it might be similar to others.
Dear Princess Celestia
Once again I learned to trust in your friends. They only want what is best for you and will always come through for you.
This letter might be shorter than my previous ones as I am being asked to help out concerning a rash of break-ins. It is quite odd however. Nothing is being stolen and instead it appears that everything in the houses is being fixed. It is almost as if a cleaner is breaking into the houses to clean everything. Anyway, sorry for rambling on, Pinkie Pie is calling me to hurry.
Your faithful student,
Princess Celestia stood on the balcony of her room in silence, a grim look on her face stared out in the direction of Ponyville. Slowly the door behind her opened as Princess Luna strode in.
"Thou hast called me?" Spoke Luna
Still staring at Ponyville, Celestia answered "Would you read what is written on my desk?"
Luna walked over to the fore-mentioned desk and began reading, "The blade sunk into the blue pegasi's wing as p-"
"Dear me not that one!" cried out Celestia "We shall be dealing with that later! The one beside it."
As Luna read the letter, a look of dawning comprehension crossed her face. "You do not suppose this is..."
Luna trailed off as Celestia only nodded. He was back.
"And that was how he accidentalyd the Equestria!" shouted Pinkie Pie, startling Twilight Sparkle out of her thoughts.
"What are you talking about?" asked Twilight staring at the pink mare with a look of confusion.
"Oh, nothing!" giggled Pinkie, "Just messing with the watchers."
Twilight face-hooved at her friend's newest exclamation of the famed audience. "Pinkie there are me you the Cakes and Lyra over there and no one else." Ignoring Pinkie being Pinkie Twilight asked "What happened here anyway?"
Both of them stood inside Sugarcube Corner; the latest scene of the rash of break-ins. The entire place was spotless and if Twilight didn't know better she would have assumed there was nothing wrong.
"Elementary my dear Twatson!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie, now wearing one of the most absurd outfits Twilight had ever seen. A hat that looked like it could be worn backwards and forwards sat perched atop her head. She wore a plaid cloak and stood there with a bubble pipe in her mouth which shot out pink bubbles with every puff. If Twilight didn't know any better she would have thought Pinkie was impersonating somepony.
"The perpetrator..." Pinkie began once more snapping twilight out of her thought bubble, "clearly broke into this shop during the night and began to sort all the cakes, and pies, and cupcakes, and cakes into size, weight, and alphabetical order."
"Pinkie, you said cakes twice." pointed out Twilight
"Of course! That is how i knew he also can travel through time!" continued Pinkie barely registering Twilight's confused look, "So we are looking for a time traveling male pony who compulsively fixes everything he sees and knows the princesses!"
Twilight merely stood there in silence "How is he a time traveler..." Trailed off Twilight.
Pinkie lowered her head shadowing her face in darkness as her voice gained a more serious tone, "He some how knew what my newest creation was."
Twilight said nothing as Pinkie continued on "I only just decided on the name of my newest creation as Gummy was gumming my head this morning. I came down to place the AA Apple Axtravaganza Assortment card under the cake when i saw it..." Twilight was about to speak up when Pinkie shouted "The cake was on the farthest right!! It was already in its place!! He saw the cake in the future, went forward to the past and sorted it!!"
"You're telling me-" began before being cut off once again by Pinkie "Exactly dear Twatson! This person knew what I would call it when they broke in last night, so obviously he's a time traveler!"
"That still doesn't explain how you came to the assumption he knows the princesses." said Twilight
"Really my dear Twatson, I don't want to insult your intelligence by pointing out everything." yelled out Pinkie Pie already bounding out of the shop and down the road yelling as she went "BEWARE THE HOUND!!!"
"You are so random Pinkie." laughed Twilight as she began to leave the shop. "WAIT A MINUTE!" she yelled as a thought struck her. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT NOT INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE!? DID YOU JUST CALL ME-! WAIT UP, WHO IS THE HOUND!!"
Authors Note: Me no has profreeder. I alows miself and OC to fix.
In all seriousness though I have no one to proofread this so if it is horrible it is only my fault and should never see the light of day. This story will continue even if it is never read, just don't expect the updates to be anything but sporadic. I really haven't seen many episode so if the characters are out of character, oops.