After they talked about that they went back and were going to fly back to Ponyville so they could warn the others. They stopped at the big library where Twilight's house was and Twilight said “Okay guys here is the plan Rainbow Dash you go get Fluttershy out of her house and make her come here Taste you go get Pinkie Pie I will go to get Applejack and Spike go to Rarity's house but don't touch the bitch this time okay.” “Aw nuts,” Spike said as he kicked the ground. He liked to touch that bitch. He sauntered off towards Rarity's house and Rainbow Dash and Taste flew off into the sky and over some clouds. Twilight walked down the street and was sweaty and tired and made it all the way to the farm and then stopped and said “why the fuck didn't I teleport!” She went into the house and saw Big Macintosh squishing a bunch of giant ass spiders and said “Hey Big Mac where is your sister I need her” and he said “I'm sorry Twi you can't have sex with Apple Bloom” and Twilight said “EW GROSS MAC WHAT THE FUCK?! I need Applejack to help save the world again not your other dumbass sister.
Twilight went into the barn where Applejack was kicking the wall for no goddamn reason. “Hey Applejack come here I need you” she said. “Applejack turned around and said “SHIT GURL what happened to your eye?” Twilight had forgot about the eyepatch she was wearing and said “It doesn't matter right now I need you because we have to save the world from Discord”. And so they went.
Taste and Rainbow Dash were flying together and having pony sex at the same time because flying pony sex is the hottest shit there is bro. After they were done they were going to go find the ponies they were supposed to find but then there was a BOOM and the sky was shook like a big earthquake of the sky. A green fire was coming out of the ground where Fluttershy's house was so Rainbow Dash and Taste flew super hard and fast toward the house. When they landed they saw a bunch of black and evil ponies around the house and it was on fire with the green. “STOP YOU EVIL GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” Taste yelled but the ponies didn't even stop or pay attention so Taste started cutting them in half with his epic metal wings that were sharp and blades. The bits of evil pony flew all over the place and there was green blood coming out of them and that's when Rainbow Dash said “Oh no Taste these are not even ponies they are CHANGELINGS!” And then the Changelings tried to fight but Rainbow Dash and Taste were too fast and were beating them up and kill. Then a loud voice said “STOP” and suddenly the fire was big and cold and flaring up all over the place. The queen Chrysalis, that dark and bad nasty pony, was over the fire with her buggy bug wings, holding a bunny and said “I will make this sacrifice to summon the dark lord!” She dropped the bunny which was Angel Bunny and he was falling and trying to yell but can't because BUNNIES CAN'T FUCKING TALK so he was falling and quiet. But the bunny Angel was saved by Fluttershy the pony who was flying out of the fire house and grabbed him and said “Don't sacrifice my friends you bad evil guy!”
“YOU FOOL!” Chrysalis yelled “You will ruin the plan!” She jumped fast and quick to grab the bunny but the three pegasussesseses stopped her first and said “No way are you going to do that” and so they fought. Chrysalis shot a laser out of her horn that was green and super but Taste blocked it with his metal wings. Rainbow Dash tried to ram into Chrysalis but was too slow and was hit by a laser beam from the side. She fell down and said Ouch but was still fighting. Fluttershy was flipping the fuck out and the Changelings were punching her and stuff but she was too shy to ask for help cause she's a dumbass like that. Then suddenly there was a voice and Twilight's voice yelled “Hey guys we're coming to help!” and then it was Twilight and Applejack ready to help. Chrysalis was knew that she was outmatched so she said “Hey Changelings stop beating the shit out of that pony and go get those guys.” The Changelings went fast but Twilight shot lasers from horn and killed some in a BOOM and Applejack was kicking them and they were flying all over the place like little bugs that fly all over the place. And Chrysalis was sad and mad and angry because ponies were making her plan ruined but then she had a hope because there was a voice that she heard from behind that said “Howdy y'all whats goin on can I help?” and it was Apple Bloom who was derpin around and fell on the ground in front of the Changelings. Chrysalis said “GET HER!” and the Changelings stopped fighting and went and grabbed Apple Bloom and flew fast and high above the super big fires and dropped her and she laughed and laughed a big mean scary laugh and Apple Bloom fell down and said “Oh boy I hope I get a dropped in a big green fire Cutie Mark!” as she got sucked into the fire and flame and green and was disappear. And Applejack said “NO My dumbass sister got sacrificed I will get you back you mean Changeling queen you!” But Chrysalis didn't even care cause she was so happy that the plan was worked that all she did was laugh and didn't even pay attention to the apple poni who was mad. Then the fire turned all blacky black and started shooting everywhere and Taste said “Quick pony girls get behind my cool metal wings so you don't die okay” and they did except for Fluttershy who was lying on the ground because she got her ass kicked. The fire shot out and went all over and burned a lot of shit down and was hot on Taste's wings and it hurt a lot but he didn't care cause he had to protect the pony girls or he would have no more pony girls to have pony sex with. So he did it anyway. Then out of the fire there came a big bad thing that was super bad. And that thing was