Your Not-So-Usual Human Meets Pony Story

by Kipster


Twilight and Pinkie Pie (NOT like that)

Chapter Two: Twilight and Pinkie Pie(NOT Like That)

"This is Sugarcube Corner, where you can get sweets and such", Twilight said. "My friend Pinkie Pie works there; come inside. And Spike, DON'T eat any sweets. The dentist said no sweets for a whole week.". We walked inside, where we were greeted by Mrs. and Mr. Cake. "Hello, Twilight! Hello Spike!" said Mrs. and Mr. Cake in unison. "Um, who's the new...creature with you?"

"Oh, this is Kainoa, he's a human. I was doing some experiments on my portal when this 'human' popped out. He's new here, and I'm introducing him to almost everypony in Ponyville today.'.

"Well, then, nice to meet you, Kainoa!"

After shaking Mrs. and Mr Cakes' hands, Twilight asked if Pinkie Pie was here. As soon as Pinkie heard her name, she zoomed out of the kitchen, with flour on her hooves and in her mane.

"Did somebody call me?" She said. "Oh, hey Twilight, what are you doing here? Just dropping by? DId you bring me something? Did you bring Gummy something? Are you going to get a cake? Or maybe a muffin? Or some cookies?"

Turns out that Pinkie Pie is really energetic and and likes to talk. AND I MEAN TALK. She practically had more questions than I asked in a minute! After about 23 questions (Eeyup, I was counting), she finally noticed me. "Who's that?" She asked.

Again, Twilight said "This is Kainoa. He's a species called a 'human' who just appeared out of my portal-thing I was working on." "Okie dokie loki!" She said in a happy voice. "Hello, Kai-o-na!", Pronouncing my name wrong. "It's Kainoa.", Said Twilight, giggling from how Pinkie said my name. "My name is Pinkie Pie, and I work here! I'm one of the best bakers in Equestria!" "Cool.", I said calmly. "Wanna see me work for a bit?" "alright". I said softly.  I thought that if I was calm around Pinkie, maybe she would calm down too. She was still pretty energetic, but actually calming down. I sat down on a chair, next to Twilight. Pinkie ran out of flour and had to go get a stool to reach up to the top cabinet, where the flour was. Twilight offered to get it using her magic, but Pinkie kindly declined.

As she was on the stool, standing on her hind legs, I was watching her still. Spike was looking out the window, where a white pony with a curvy purple mane was standing talking to the gray Pegasus from earlier, Spike looking lovestruck. Twilight was reading a cookbook. It took quite a long time for Pinkie to get the flour (about 15 minutes), and while she was doing that, I was staring at her flank for the most of the time she was trying to get the flour. Maybe a little maybe more left of her flank. I stopped staring when I felt something in my pants.

What!? some of you clop to ponies. So there's nothing wrong with getting a lump in my shorts here.

Anyways, She then made more batter, poured it in the pan thing to make the cupcakes, and put it in the oven.

"Now we wait for the cupcakes to bake. But hey, if you guys are gonna introduce Kainoa to the town, you should get going! I'll save some sweets for you guys!"

"Bye, Pinkie!" Us three said. Next off to some other ponies' house. While we were casually walking, Twilight told me about herself and Spike.

"So, if you forgot, my name is Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twilight. Our little dragon here is Spike."

"Hey, I'm not little! I'm just...young." Said Spike.

"So, where you first were when I found you was my house. It's also a library, because i love books. I'm one of Princess Celestia's students."

"You have a princess?" I asked. Hey, we don't have princesses in America, do we?

"Yep. There's Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadanceā€Ž, just to name a few."

"Neat. So, are you a princess, too? You look like one".   Yes, I said that. I was attempting to hit on her...

"Oh, don't be silly. I'm not a princess. But thanks for the compliment." She blushed.

"Besides, most princesses are taller than me.", she added.

For a moment, there was pure silence. Then I asked what Twilight meant by "Student of Princess Celestia".

"Oh, well, I'm her student, so that means, that I write to her every week or so to tell her what I learned about friendship."

"Ah."

"Guys, look! We're here!" Spike said.

"Where?" I asked.

Twilight said with glee in her voice: "Sweet Apple Acres!"