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// Amber the Unicorn 3: It's an All New World We Live in 
// Story: Amber the Unicorn series 
// by Amber 
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Amber the Unicorn 3: "It's an All New World We Live in"


Amber the orange, brown-maned unicorn was just resting in her own house after a long, busy day of resting when she heard some powerful banging on the door. Not waiting for an answer, the Cutie Mark Crusaders dashed inside. They were all holding teddy bears and a few other plushies and mascots.
- Cutie Mark Crusaders Teddy Bear Tasters in Other Ponies' Houses! - they shouted together.
With these words, they started munching on the plushies. They were biting their ears and limbs and ripping them off just to make them end up in their mouths. Leather and feathers, which were used to stuff the mascots, were now floating all over the house.
- Awww! Yummy! - noticed Sweetie Belle.
- Awww! Really tasty! - announced Applebloom.
- Ewww! Yuck! - Scootaloo spitted out a few pieces of a stuffed rabbit.
Amber was smiling at the fillies, watching them ruin her house.
But then, they heard a few loud crashes. It was Feraligatr using Hydro Pump to break all the windows in their home. After he was done, he entered the house with a smug look on his face. He was holding a Magikarp in his hands.
- Why don't you go and collect some internet cameras! - Amber told him.
- Raaaah! - Feraligatr stomped and started gathering energy to use Solar Beam.
- Oh you sillyferaligatrilly, water-types like you can't use Solar Beam! - Amber laughed.
But he did. The attack was so powerful that it destroyed the roof and ceiling. Feraligatr and Magikarp exchanged looks. "Ready?", whispered the alligator-like Pokemon. "Ready!", replied the fish-like one.
Magikarp opened his mouth as wide as he could. After a few seconds of preparations, it let out the most powerful, the most amazing and great Roar of Time which sent them to a different dimension as fast as you can blink.
Amber and the Cutie Mark Crusaders looked around. There was nothing there, just huge piles of flying potatoes.
- Narrr! It's the eighth time I get teleported to another world this week! - Amber yelled. - Do you know where I can find a trolleybus here? I must hit Equestria with a trolleybus. That's the only solve to this problem... Wait, there are only potatoes there? I'll take care of them, then.
She used her unicorn magic to create a huge bus. The pony picked it up and started attacking the flying potatoes.
- Apple, Sweetie, Scoot! You gotta help me! - she shouted.
The Crusaders started fighting, each one her own way. Applebloom was tearing the nasty vegetables apart with her wolverine claws, which have just grew on her hooves. Sweetie Belle was slashing the flying potatoes with her saber-like teeth. "Can I evolve into a saber-toothed tiger?", she thought. Scootaloo was just standing in one place, not moving, and using her telekinic powers to destroy all the enemies.
But then, all the aggresive flying potatoes stopped fighting back and began programming computers while rapping:
- Imma a panda, yo, but I wanna be a butcher, I wanna be a lavenda, yo, oh look here come our badgers! Imma potato, yo, but I wanna be a butcher...
Applebloom expressed her disgust through becoming a vacuum cleaner.
- Sorry, girls. Being a vacuum cleaner, I cannot jump like a pig anymore.
Scootaloo ate a squirrel.
Diamond Tiara, who was flying around, landed next to Amber.
- PASTAAAAH! GIVE ME THE PASTAAAAA! - she roared, causing the ground to shake violently. - PASTAAAAAAAH!
- Well I ran out of pasta, but I can give you a shiny new vacuum cleaner - said the orange unicorn, pointing her dirty hoof at Applebloom.
- Since there's no pasta, vacuum cleaners will do - Diamond sighed. - Oh nom nom nom! - she started munching on Applebloom with delight. - In return, I can teleport you back to Ponyville.
Diamond Tiara kept his promise. Amber was back to Equestria in all time at all. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, however, all turned into hedgehogs in deep sorrow.


THE END