AN: sgut up prezp ok! dis is not my litl imortal i omly took insparation from mi imorrtal! PS midnit is a girl n she is nut a marry seu!
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I was abot to lie down in my koffingbed when sudenly i remembered........ i hadent eaten breakfast!!!!!!1111 HOLLY CRAP!!" i thought to myself quitely. witout changin my bloody (from kiling pinki pee) cloths i mad a made (rainbo)w dash to the retaurant by my house so i can fil my stomahc!
At the restaruant, i purchased a filly (geddit caus im a broni) cheesstake and diet pagasis blodo soda. then some idiot came and bumped into me, spilling my soda on my glorios face!!
"You idot! i gasped angerilly. i regretted saying this because he tried to cut my hed off wit his sickel! i dicked down and i proceded to punc him in tha face wit my wing! we decided to fight for a couple more minutes but then my fily cheezsteek was starting 2 get cold so we took a break and ate food.
"YOU LOOJK LIK A GOOD FIGTER" the guy sadi
"thanik you. wats yur name?" i sad.
"KARKAT VANTAS. BUT PEOPLE CALL ME CANCER THESE DAYS" HE SAID.
"Why is dat?" I yelled.
"BECAUSE I CREATED DA ZODIECS," he saod.
'well. im a cancer?" i confesed.
"REALLY?!" he whispered.
"yeaARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" i roared because I suddenly turned into lord ingl/color]i[sh! (but i dot that being called LORD engish was dumb cuz im a gurl so i remaned myself lady englas0
"HOLY SHOOT ITS LORD ENGLAISH!" karkit said.
AN: i dont own any homstuck so dunt soo me andruw husse!