Additional contributions by MixMassBasher
Dear Twilight,
So it took you all this time to figure out that the Cutie Map isn't working? Are you still running Table 95 on that thing? Time to upgrade.
Sincerely,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Rarity,
Alright, let me see if I'm understanding this correctly; your entire career depends on you adding your own unique flair to your product. So why would you think it would be any different when it comes to the culinary world? Every restaurant we went to was horrible, and yet you thought that's what this restaurant needed? Just because sugarcubes come in cubes, doesn't mean everything has to, for Celestia's sake!
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Zesty Gourmand,
You may be a fucking pony but you act like a fucking donkey!!!
Pissed off King of Cuisine,
Gordon Ramshay
P.S. I'd give you a negative three stars for not even eating the food at all and yet rate the place anyway??? Fucking asshole!!!
Dear Zesty Gourmand,
Table for two?
-Svengallop
Dear food critics everywhere,
So yeah, sorry. I know the last five minutes of this episode was pretty much a "fuck you" to your entire profession.
Apologies,
Pinkie Pie