Dear Rainbow Dash,
So... If you aren't crushing on a magnificent stallion such as myself... Are you gay or something?
Perplexed,
Zephyr Breeze
Dear Discord,
Have your sock puppet dimension ready, I'll need it in case my little bro tries lounging his ass around in our parents home after all the shit I went through with him.
A peeved sister,
Fluttershy
Dear Fluttershy,
Oh brothers... completely worthless in every comprehensible way. To this day I still can't get my own brother to bone me!!! I feel your pain...
Also, I have the perfect job for your little brother and it involves him not having to do anything at all! You just need to have him visit my castle and stay in bed all day. With me.
Horny as fuck,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Zephyr Breeze,
Run while you still can!!!
Distressed,
Spike and Starlight Glimmer
Dear Twilight and Fluttershy,
And this is why I'm glad Hasbro gave me sisters instead...
Thankful for sisterhood,
Pinkie Pie