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// Battle Against a True Patriot 
// Story: The Right Way To Do It (Trigger Warning) 
// by Thread Necromancer 
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Nightmare Moon was upset at the base being turned into a crater but it didn’t matter, they found out where the president resided. She flew to DC and landed in front of the White House. “Mr. President! I am here to-” monologuing “Will you surrender or dare challenge me?” The President, the man himself, Donald J. Trump stepped out. He wore a red ‘Make America Great Again’ hat.
“Alright, now I don’t know who you are or even what you are, but I’d bet a small loan of a million dollars that you came here illegally and are dead set on taking our jobs and ruining our way of life as Americans. But I won’t let you do that! Right now, I can feel everyone’s patriotism flowing through me and we all have one mission: To defeat you! I, Donald Trump, will deport you!” Cameras were trained on the scene. The whole world was watching.
Trump summoned a double-ended spear with the American flag secured on the top end. He dashed to Nightmare Moon and an epic battle of Moon vs. Sun ensued. The Nightmare blocked a strike with her scythe and was stricken with disbelief. “Wh-who are you, old man…?” 
He replied “I am the one that makes America great.” Trump leapt back and planted his flag into the ground. The earth began to split open and a fire erupted from the crevice. The Nightmare was singed but flew upwards before any serious damage was done. 
Nightmare moon swooped down and reared her scythe back to prepare a swing. When she was within a meter, she thought she had him but the president yelled "TRUMP WALL!" and she was met with a brick wall to the face. Nightmare moon rebounded off it and was dizzy but still unharmed. She readied a second attack. Two magic runes appeared beside her. They glowed and then shot out multiple tendril-like president-seeking projectiles. Trump sprouted pure white wings of an archangel from his back and flew to evade the attack. He rolled and turned sharply out of the way. 
Trump aimed the star-spangled banner at his enemy and threw it at an incredible speed. Nightmare Moon couldn’t block this one and was impaled through the stomach. But she wasn’t done yet. She pulled out the spear and it flew back into the President’s grasp. 
He said “Heh, you’re a tough one aren’t ya? I never thought I’d have to use this. Prepare to witness my true power!” He took his hat off and threw it to the side. The sunlight reflected off his golden hair. It was beautiful like the endless fields of tall wheat on the US’ most fertile soil. His hair began to glow brightly and electric sparks started to zap around him. Suddenly, a flash of light enveloped Trump and he had mysteriously gotten longer, spiky hair. He raised a finger at Nightmare moon and simply said two words. “You’re fired.” A massive red, white, and blue beam shot out of Trump’s finger. Nightmare Moon could not escape the wall of freedom in time. "CURSE YOOOUUU!" She was disintegrated in the blast. 
Trump put his hat back on and a lion joined his side. He mounted the beast and rode to the cheering crowd, high-fiving them and being showered in gifts and flowers. Trump's lion grew wings and they flew off into the sunset. Don't worry though, they came back, he still has a job to do.