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// Spitfire/Tree Hugger 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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''So you like, fly and stuff, yeah?''

''Babe, I can hit 20,000 feet before these bad girls--'' Spitfire flapped her wings-- ''give out. But I wanna hear about the flying you do.''

''Yeah, mare, right on. I can take you flying on another dimension.''

''You mean, the horizontal one?''

''Yes, the astral plane. We can float there in our good vibes and kid-friendly drug references.''

''Oh, I was talking about the bed.''

''Woah there, the only thing I wanna share right now is this tab. I'm getting some over-eager sexual emotions from you, and it's really harshing my chakras.''