//------------------------------// // V: KILL // Story: Adventure Muffin! // by Jake Witt //------------------------------// Congrats, you ended "Adventure Muffin By: Jake Witt"! Look out for the soon-to-be-canceled "Adventure Muffin Advent By: Your Mother"- LET'S CUT THE CRAP. YOU KILLED THE STORY'S MAIN CHARACTER... again. SO WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH BY KILLING IT, AGAIN? its a muffin. you can't destroy a muffin in an epic, memorable way. you can't brutally kill a muffin; that would leave a mess your mother makes you sweep off the kitchen floor. THE WHOLE SITUATION IS... crumb-y. i got another one. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO... grain?! IS THIS A SICK JOKE OR A DIABOLICAL... bran? GRAIN OVEN GO BACK?