//------------------------------// // Chapter 3 // Story: My Life at CHS // by Rainbowshy34 //------------------------------// "So you sure this guy isn't, like, gonna hold us at gun point?" "That's why Rainbow Dash is here, if things go south, she has great aim so she can use the gun." Sunset says at we stand on the doorstep to this guys apartment. I turn to Rainbow Dash in her car, already loading the pistol. "Who is it!" A gruff man asked in a gruff voice as he opened the door, with a shotgun in hand. "Oh, you," he said as he looked at Sunset. "Alright bub!" Sunset said as he grabbed the man where the sun don't shine,"We need a free idea for this guy over hear," I simply waved at him when Sunset nodded her head toward me. "Pl-e-ase, set... me... down," The man said through strangled breaths. "Jeeze, remind me to never get you mad," I say as I turn toward Sunset. "Are you gonna get us the ID? And NOT pull any tricks like, last time." The man nodded is head, thankful for that after which, Sunset put him down. "Follow me." The man said as he stepped out the house with his car keys. Rainbow put her car in drive, and we followed the man to what looked like, well... the middle of know where. Until we stopped at a large metal double door. Is this guy running a criminal organization? I thought as we walked in. The first thing I noticed was all the guns, guns I don't even know the names of. I recognized a few, like an AK or M9, but other than that all their names were beyond my knowledge. The next thing I noticed was "light armored vehicles' when in truth these things were TANKS. The third thing I noticed was a shit load of drugs, like, an addict's dream shit load. Wonder what else he sells? "Alright, here I can get you a free ID. Now, these IDs should get you anywhere, mainly because one of my workers hack into a government computer, meaning you basically have a citizenship with these things." The man said as we turned the thirtieth corner. "Sweeeett," I say as I look around the safe house, actually, it's more like a military base, just, without the military. "And here we are," He said as we walked through a double door. Inside it looked like a waiting room to any government service. Only full of crooks and what not. When we stepped through a single door we found a hacker inside typing away on his computer, with a stack of blank ID cards in one corner of the room. "Information please," The hacker said, still looking at his computer. "Jack Trades, age, 17, parents... missing, I guess would be correct, height, 6' 2", weight, umm... 159lbs I guess." "Wow your a string bean," Sunset remarked. "Shut it, Sun-butt." "Why does everyone keep saying that just because I have a Suns symbol near the back of my skirt!" "Hey," I say with a devious smile,"Can you try to 'negotiate' with that 'friend' of yours to try and get me a fake credit card?" "I don't see why not," she says as she walks out the room to go 'negotiate' with that man. I really don't feel sorry. "Wow they even have acces to banks?" Rainbow asks. "Yeah can you believe it!" I say as I shove my credit card and ID into my wallet. "You don't think will be caught though, right?" Rainbow asks a bit worried. "Well if you do I have a perfect plan," I say. "What is it?" "You see that pedal your stepping on right now? If we hear sirens, gun it." "That's not a very good plan." She says. "Yeah if this was a slower car, but a Evo is by no means slow." "Hey what's the limit on this thing anyway?" I ask Sunset. "80,000." "Awww come one!" Me and Rainbow both wine. "Do you want to look suspicious?" "Well...know." "Great." "I really wanted to buy a Red and black Dodge Challenger." "Weren't you gonna get a job?" "Whew... thank heavens you're ok," Rarity says as we enter the boutique. "Here's you gun back Aj." Rainbow says. "You didn't have ta use it now... did you?" She asks. "No the guy didn't shoot, probably cause his balls were being grinder into dust." I say as I turn to Sunset. "Hey it was necessary!" Sunset says defensively. "Was it really? Did the guy really look like he was gonna use that shotgun?" "Whatever, it's how I get what I want." "I though that was pro- "Ok, hehe, I think it's time we go to my place for the sleepover." Pinkie says, clearly trying to spare my life from Sunset's fury. "Everyone! In my mighty beetle!" "Sugar cube, ain't no way you gettin us all in that thing." "Aw, come on Aj!" "Sorry Pinkie, it's just come n' sense."