by Donraj
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“Twilight would you like some hay fries?”
Twilight blinked. “Why yes, I would. You know I love hay fries.”
Celestia chuckled and passed her student the hay fries. Twilight munched them eagerly. They sat there, not saying anything.
“Do you think Luna’s still upset we wrecked her car?” Twilight asked when she was done wolfing them down.
Celestia looked up at the night sky. A bright new constellation in the shape of an exaggerated version of her rump filled a quarter of the heavens.
“Yes, she probably is,” Celestia confirmed.
They let that hang in the air for awhile.
“So...want to talk more about modern technology?” Twilight asked?
“No,” Celestia said. “Let’s just go home before Luna starts messing with the etheric currents.
With that Twilight and Celestia teleported back to Celestia’s bedchambers in the palace. And then they had sex.