Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... another dude~~.
All at attention only for you, Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy...
Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy~~... Lordy!
We all salute to you, and why shouldn't we? You've got the winning girl, who if you were without your world would fall to pieces.
We ain't talkin' bout your honey~~~~!
You fawned over her and taught her from square one. Who cares if you never had a social life? At least she never did either.
Getting with the foal-sitter when the light's out~~~~!
But what does it matter? You won the best bride Equestria has ever seen.
Sister used as a bargaining chip~~~!
And in the end, it was you and your bride that saved the day from an army of shape-shifters.
What kind of power is heart~~~?!
So take a load off and drink one down with the boys, chief. You've earned it. You've walked down the path of matrimony, you'll be needing those drinks.
Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy~~~! Rude...
Now for an informative science lesson with Applejack...
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That was an informative science lesson with Applejack....