Angry Bird

by Thadius0


July 7th - Rudimentary defenses do nothing...

Gah fucking dammit! I knew I should have picked up some bug spray when I saw it!

What? What's the matter?

Fucking yellowjackets, that's what! Can't stand the little bastards. I just...

...Are you...are you afraid of the little bug?

Apiphobia, Spheksophobia, and a general hatred of buzzing insects. I'm fine when they're in a game or something like that, but I cannot stand the little bastards when they're right in front of me. Or anything that looks like a bee or wasp. To include yellowjackets.

It's tiny! It's barely a thousandth of your mass!

I hate all flying things with stingers with a passion greater than the fiery pits of hell itself.

Look, where did you see it?

They were making a hive in a tree on the grounds. Well I guess I can't go over there anymore. Not unless I find a fucking flamethrower.

Please don't tell me you have one of those.

Sadly not. Hey, maybe the military base will. I should go check.

No, you should not. You do not need a flamethrower.

The tree full of bees would beg to differ.

Bees are useful, they make honey.

They also scare the piss out of me. I am not going anywhere near that tree.

Look, just...just ignore it, okay?

I'll try, but if a bee shows up in here I am getting a flyswatter and killing it.

...You really are afraid of them, aren't you?

What was your first clue?!

They won't attack unless you threaten them. So just don't go anywhere near them and you'll be fine.

...It's not working.

Get some sleep.

I can't! Not with those winged demons around!

You say that, but I know your pills knock you out eventually. Five, four...

What are youuuu...

Good night. Don't worry about the bees.