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// Vodka Does 
// Story: Stalker - Call Of Pony 
// by SureFreeD 
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Nikolai awoke, he was lying on something soft and cushy, and warm. It looked like he was still tired and didn't have a good time sleeping. Because something was nugding his chest continuesly. Then somepony entered the room.
It was Twilight, levitating a metal tray. She quietly placed it on the nightstand.
"Hey, something for you two." she walked out from the room, descending downstairs. 
"Two...?" Nikolai quietly mumbled, after that, something shifted. He looked down, only to see a sleeping cyan pegasus on top of him, a hoof under her chin. Quietly resting her head on Nikolai's chest. Everytime he took a breath in, Rainboe Dash lifted up, when he exaled, she descended down on his tummy.
Rainbow Dash slightly moaned.
His eyes widened, all he wanted to do is stand up and run away, but the sight of a sleeping pony was adorable, so he let her stay on him, it would he a 'sin' to rudely wake her up. He smiled and placed his hand on Dash's side. 

Nikolai shifted his head towards the nightstand, to see a handful of his Kossacks vodka bottles standing. He looked around the room, a few empty vodka bottles were scattered around the room, the ponies were drinking so hard. 
His lips felt sticky and wet, Nikolai touched his lips with his fingers and pulled away, leaving a trail of salivia between his mouth and his finger. The liquid was cold, definetly not his salivia, but someone, more like somepony else's salivia. 
He began rubbing his finger off the bedsheets.

"Mmm...huh..wha?" Rainbow Dash moaned. "W-what h-happened?" she asked and stood up, still standing on Nikolai.
"You were sleeping on me." Nikolai stated, sliding his hand off Rainbow. "W-was I, oh, guess I was drinking too much of that vodka of yours, wow look there's some more!" Rainbow Dash stated and looked at Nikolai, straight in the eyes. He looked around the room. "H-how did you drag me here?" he asked.
Rainbow Dash giggled and set herself in a lying position again, running a hoof up Nikolai's chest. "We didn't drag you here silly, Twilight used her magic to levitate you." she smiled. "What about the booze?" he asked looking at the cyan pegasus was still on top of him. "Twilight, she's a unicorn, she can do magic and all sorts of stuff...but we can do something else...here." she said seducevly. "You're just drunk, you'll come tonyour senses soon." he said trying to find a way out. "But you smooched me, in my sleep, but I felt it." Dash said, still lying on top of him. "D-did I, aw crap." he frowned. "Why are you sad, you don't need to, I'm always here~." she giggled. "D-did we...you know...got intimite with eachothe-" he was interrupted by a hoof to his mouth. "We didn't, don't worry, we could if you li-Whoa!" Nicolai picked Rainbow Dash up from his chest and set her next to him, he stood up. "Hey come back here!" she yelled. "No, you are weird, and drunk, get some sleep and it will wear off." he said as picking up the metal tray.
He walked out of the room and eyed a small staircase, with whispers coming from downstairs. He began walking down, picking up some of the conversation. 
"Did you see what he did!?" the voice belonged to Fluttershy.
"They were SO cute together!" that one belongs to Twilight.
"I say, they make a divine couple!" Rarity of course.
"Ah tink' that's weird, Ah mean, they seemed ai'ght but, there's somethin' 'bout it Ah can't place right." someone cleared their throat, the four mares stared at Nikolai, he had a 'not amused' expression on his face.
"So you planned this, first you steal my booze then 'multiply' it, get the bloody pegasus drunk and let her stay on top of me?" 
No one answered.
"Seriously, you should've been smarter, now, where's my stuff?" he looked around the room for his jacket and backpack, failing to locate them. 
"You're not going out until you recover!" Fluttershy snapped at Nikolai, to his surprise. She then lowered her head in embarrasment. "I agree but, I can't stay with a horny pegasus next to me!" they simply chuckled at his statement.

Suddenly something jumped on Nikolai's back, it was Rainbow Dash, she locked her hind legs around his waist and her forelegs around his neck.
"Whoo, leapfrog, piggyback ride, whatever you call it!" she yelled drunkly and burped after that.
"Ow, my back still hurts you know!" he flipped Rainbow Dash over, failing to do that, they ended up face to face, Dash's tummy pressing against his chest. "Nice move, big boy." She leaned it, pressing her muzzle against his nose. "How about now?" she asked seducevly with half closed eyes. Nikolai looked at the pony with disgust and placed her down on the floor. "I'm going out, fresh air." he gulped. "Where's my backpack and jacket?" he asked looking amongst the ponies.

Fluttershy walked over to him with the backpack in her mouth, he snatched it from her. Then Rarity was levitating a stiched up yellow jacket, he grabbed that too and zipped it up.

He walked outside, leaving the five mares behind in awe.
"That was rude." Rarity huffed.
"I like him, alot!" Rainbow Dash stated. Twilight and Fluttershy simply shrugged.

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He slid his hoodie on and atrapped the mask to his mouth. Walking down the same path he came. Following the cobblestone path he saw something familiar.

The air was wrapping around itself.