Evil Food Eater Pinkamena

by Skye Mist


The Sin of Gluttony

In Sugarcube Corner, past the abandoned doors of a dusty dining hall, is a single full glass of wine that remains untouched on the otherwise clear table.

And it is here that the Sin of Gluttony will have its guests come to awaken it...


A bright white flash illuminated the dim room.

"Whoo! That was dizzying. Next time, I should turn left at Sesame Street and then right at Kanto. Or do I have the map upside down? Hmm..."

The multi-part creature known as Discord shrugged to himself and swallowed the map he just held.

"Eh, doesn't really matter anymore."

He snapped a giant mirror into the room.

"Oh Chrysi~"

The changeling appeared in the mirror. "Ugh, I told you to stop calling me that or I'd yank that fang of yours out of its place before you could blink!"

"Yes, stop this, do that." Discord yawned from the posh chair he'd gotten as he read a newspaper upside down.

Snapping his tail fingers, he made the chair disappear.

Addressing the mirror, he asked, "Where might your gluttonous friend be, Chrysi?"

Chrysalis deadpanned. "I told you already before we came here."

Discord scratched his head in mock confusion. "Oh, did you, dear? I'm sorry, but I might be getting a little old."

One bright flash later, and Chrysalis facehooved herself. "Discord, now is not the time to be acting childish."

"But, my dear, I feel quite elderly. How can I be childish?" A grizzled-looking Discord asked her.

Chrysalis growled. "Fine! Have it your way! The wine glass, for Creator's sake!"

Discord dropped the act and put on a smirk. "Of course."

Picking up the glass, he examined it and snapped his claw. Three projections of sirens appeared out of the wine.

"Wha-?" The middle one blinked in surprise as she materialized.

Discord's monocle dropped as he raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm... three? I thought it was only Adagio."

Chrysalis smirked. "Well well, the Lord of Chaos doesn't know everything."

The middle siren, Adagio, glared at the two. "Hello! We're still here!"

The left siren played around with her materialized tail. "Ooh... this feels weird. Is this how we're gonna be from now on? Isn't this weird to you, Aria?"

The right siren groaned. "Sonata, shut up!"

Discord cleared his throat. "Well, despite the minor setback, my-"

"Ahem..." Chrysalis glared.

"Ugh, our plan can still continue on as planned." Discord rolled his eyes.

"Let me guess, you're trying to gather all the sins together, so now, you've come to us for gluttony. Am I mistaken?" Adagio asked boringly.

"No, that's basically what we're doing." Chrysalis yawned.

Adagio flashed a fanged grin. "Well then, which sin's next...?"

Discord adjusted his monocle and chuckled. "Only time will tell, my dear..."