113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Chromatic Blitz/His Self-Insert OC

''Oh Chromatic Blitz, Rainbow sighed, how can you possibly be so very sexy?''

''I can't help it. It's my burden to bear, babe, but I'm glad to bear it if it means shagging the fastest mare in Equestria.''

''Mmmm, I love it when you talk--

''Whatcha writing, Blitzy?!

''Gah! Nothing. Nothing at all, Bubble Berry. What are you doing here!?''

''You're in my room, using my typewriter. I live here, silly stallion.''

''Oh yah, huh. But I'm not writing anything. Definitely.''

''Uh huh. Hey, Rainbow Dash? Gee I wonder who THAT could be!''

''Pleasedon'ttellDuskShine!''