Dig? DIG?!
You are a tiny muffin in the desert! It will take forever to dig sand, not to mention that you might be buried alive... a second time! Sure you're immortal, but immortality has its limits. You're already traumatized from the last time you were buried!
GAME OVER
This isn't even a game! Games are fun! This is not fun! You think this might not be fun. Fun. Fun. FUN!FUN!FUN!FUN!FUN!FUN!FUN!FUN!FUN!