//------------------------------// // The beginning of the prank war // Story: Pony Meets Brony 2: Roles Reversed // by Dark Nightshade //------------------------------// It was night, and Rarity was getting ready to go to sleep. She had just finished showering, and had a towel wrapped around her body, Roman toga style. Suddenly, something was covering her mouth and nostrils, filling her nose with a smell that quickly nocked her out. When she stopped struggling, Pinkie tied Rarity to her bed, like a star. Intense vibration sounds quickly followed, which made Rarity wake up. She started freaking out, and started to yell, but those were quickly replaced with moans. All that time, Pinkie was giggling. The next morning, I woke up to the sound of vomiting. I jumped up and ran towards the upstairs bathroom to see Fluttershy leaning over the toilet. "Are you ok?" I asked. Fluttershy jumped and whipped around. "I didn't wake you up, did I?" she asked. I shrugged. "Eh, I was going to wake up soon anyway. So are you--" I started saying, but Fluttershy turned around and started barfing again. I winced. "Was it something you ate?" I asked. Fluttershy managed to shake her head as she continued to vomit. "Ok, good. That was a thing I used to do, actually," I said. "Eating caused you to barf?" Fluttershy asked, turning to me. "Kinda. Technically it was because the opening to my stomach was too small, and it caused me to puke after a lot of meals," I said. "Really? What happe-" Fluttershy turned back to the toilet and let lose some more vomit. I patted her back. "Let it out. Don't try to stop, it'll only make it worse," I said, trying to comfort her. After about a minute, the vomiting started to lessen. "Done?" I asked. Fluttershy nodded. "I think so," she said. "Ok, I know that vomit usually leaves a nasty taste in your mouth, so I'll go make some pancakes," I said. Fluttershy shock her head and stood up. "You don't have to do that," she said. "I'm sorry Fluttershy, but I have to. You can't make food, you were just vomiting!" I said. "Yeah, ok. So, pancakes, huh?" Fluttershy said, managing to grin. "Yeah, I've always been good at making pancakes," I said. We got to the bottom of the stairs without anymore vomiting, and after making Fluttershy lie down on the couch, I started getting the stuff needed for pancakes. I made the batter, and after I got a couple of them frying, the phone started ringing. Fluttershy answered it. I could hear her muttering something to the person on the other line, and then she hung up. "Well, Pinkie has already gotten started on her pranking spree," she said. I frowned. "For the prank war?" I asked. Fluttershy nodded. "What has she done?" I asked. "Rarity's coming over so she can plan with you. She'll tell you then," Fluttershy said. I nodded. "Ok. Maybe she'll want some pancakes!" I said. "There's going to be a lot." "Why are you walking like that?" I asked. Rarity had just got here, and she was walking as if she had chafed the inside of her legs. The pancakes had also finished and were ready to eat, which was what Fluttershy was doing. "Pinkie's prank. Did Fluttershy not tell you?" she asked, glancing at Fluttershy. "Last night, Pinkie managed to tie me down to the bed and used a vibrator on me!" Rarity said. "I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear that last part," I said. "Pinkie strapped me down and turned a vibrator on inside me!" Rarity said, blushing. "OK. I have no idea what that is. What's a vibrator?" I asked. Rarity's jaw dropped. "How good of a sex education did you get?" she asked nervously. "I know all I need to know: how it works," I said. Rarity frowned. "Hm. I may need Twilight's help in telling you more about it. Anyway, a vibrator is a thing a women may use to....pleasure herself," Rarity said. "Do you understand?" "I think. It's like masturbation, right?" I asked. Rarity and Fluttershy blushed. "Sort of," Rarity said. "But back to the point, we need to get back at Pinkie!" I nodded and scratched my chin. "Ok, I have an idea, but I'm not actually sure it'll work," I said. Rarity shrugged. "Ok, what is it?" she asked. "I really want to get her back. A few hours later, we had gotten all the things we needed, and now we just needed to get Sonata to Pinkie's house. We were waiting right outside Sugarcube Corner, waiting for Sonata, and to make sure that no one entered. Fortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Cake had to deliver an important delivery, and the Cake twins were asleep, so there was no problem. "Is Pinkie tied down?" I asked. "Like an eagle!" Rarity said. "OK, and is she covered in the whipped cream?" I asked. "Yes. I even pored some of it into her mouth as a gag," Rarity said, slightly blushing. "OK, TMI. Please don't share that next time," I said. "Also, you installed the surveillance cameras, right? We need to make sure that Sonata goes too crazy with her in there," I said. Rarity nodded. "I'm even recording it just in case I may need it in the future," Rarity said. I frowned. "Why do I get the feeling you're recording it for me?" I asked. "Was it that obvious? I'm sorry, but I must see the extent of your gentlemanliness," Rarity said. "You can try. Oh, Sonata's here!" I said as I waved at Sonata. "Hey Dylan! What did Pinkie need my help with?" she asked. "She needs help with a whipped cream problem," I said. Sonata's eyes widened and she softly moaned. "Whipped cream?" she whimpered. "Yep. Whipped cream. You don't have a problem with that, do you?" I asked, trying to act casual. Sonata shock her head. "Nope! I love whipped cream!" she said. "Ok, good. She's on the top floor, in her room. Do you know where that is?" I asked. Sonata nodded and entered Sugarcube Corner. Rarity pulled out her phone and handed it to me. It had Pinkie, covered in whipped cream, on the screen. "Wow, that is a lot of whipped cream," I said. Just then, Sonata entered. There was some muffled speech from Pinkie, but it couldn't really be heard because of the whipped cream in her mouth. "Oh, so that kind of help," Sonata said. "You could have just asked me out, you know." "Well, that was interesting," I said. Sonata had finished her "help", and had went home. Rarity raised her eyebrow. "Any part in specific?" she asked. I shrugged. "The entire thing, I guess," I said. "Should you release her?" "Did you really just say you?" Rarity asked. "Yeah. I can't release her!" I said. "Why not?" Rarity asked. "Because she's naked. First of all, my mom didn't raise me like that, and second of all, you're the one who tied her down!" I said. Rarity sighed. "You are truly a gentleman," she said. "I thought you liked that," I said. "Normally, yes. However, in this instance, no. I'm too beautiful to die!" she said. "Yeah, she's going to be pretty pissed. Be carful tonight," I said. "Yeah, can I stay with you and Fluttershy tonight?" Rarity asked. I shrugged. "I'm fine with it, but you'll have to ask Fluttershy. Now go free Pinkie, and I'll wait for you here," I said.