Apple Fritter Likes Beavers

by generalsnaz

Apple Fritter Likes Beavers (3 of 3)

Applejack was laying on her back, starring up at the ceiling when Apple Fritter's tongue came over and started licking her cheek. As she lay, eye's half open, mouth-breathing in a dumbfounded stupor, AJ didn't care that her cousin's tongue started relentlessly slathering all over the side of her face. She also didn't care when Fritter started moaning.

"Ohhh yeaaah. You like that, don'tcha AJ?" Apple Fritter said as her salivation dripped onto the sheets. Even though Applejack didn't respond in the slightest, she continued. She drew the tongue's path up into AJ's ear and stuck it inside. "Applejack! Applejack! Oh, I'm penetratin' you!" Applejack still didn't respond as Fritter left copious amounts of saliva inside her ear. (Gross. So Gross.) Apple Fritter scooted over and wrapped her legs around her unmoving cousin. She then made some pelvic thrusts like the weirdo she is.

Finally moving, Applejack turned her head in Apple Fritter's direction. Because Fritter didn't move her tongue from the ear hole, Applejack turned her face into it. Fritter's tongue ended up on AJ's eyeball. Applejack still had no reaction.

"Ehh?" Fritter said in surprise. Her mouth was wide open and her tongue was on an eyeball. She pondered for a moment as she pressed her tongue forward, testing out the sensation. "This is new," she said, brows furrowed in contemplation. "But I kinda like it," she decided. (What a pervert.) She slathered some more on her cousin's eye, groaning like a horny maniac.

"Good morning, Apple Fritter. Isn't it fantastic we have a beaver?" Applejack finally spoke in a daze. She turned her head back to staring at the ceiling, unaffected by all of her cousin's actions, one eye blurry from saliva in it. (Ew.)

"Huh?" Apple Fritter recoiled, finally returning her tongue. "Applejack? Hello!?" She waved a hoof in front of AJ's face, to no avail. "I'ma tryin' to make sex on you! Give me sumthin' to work with, sweetheart!" Still nothing. "Oh, this is still about Gnawty, isn't it!?" Fritter angrily reached behind her and pulled out the beaver, proceeding to slam it onto Applejack's face. "Stop yer mopin'! Accept the beaver! She's here to stay!"

"Good morning, Gnawty Bits. Isn't it fantastic we have a beaver?" Applejack said as the beaver's whole body covered her face, muffling her voice. The critter's fur stuck into AJ's nose, mouth and eyes, but as usual, she did nothing. Gnawty Bits turned to Fritter and shrugged in confusion. "Well, I had best be getting to the chores," Applejack said plainly, no hint of country twang in her voice.

Apple Fritter pulled Gnawty Bits away as she watched Applejack depart. The farm pony stumbled off the bed and grabbed her usual hat that she kept hanging on the bedpost. She put the hat on backwards and walked into the nearest wall. She bumped into it, scrunching up her muzzle. After recoiling, AJ turned, walked few paces and headed right into a wall again. She repeated this until she got to the window. She easily pushed the window open and dropped out of it. There was a loud crashing sound as she fell to the ground outside.

Apple Fritter and Gnawty Bits still sat on the bed staring in amazement at the open window.

"Well, she's sure actin' a little funny," Apple Fritter said casually to her beaver pet. Gnawty Bits chirped something in animal and pointed angrily to the window. "I'm sure she's fine!" Fritter said, dismissing the criticism. "She's a hardy girl. Probably didn't even sprain a hoof. See?" She carried Gnawty to the window and looked down. Applejack was down below, trotting off with a wheel barrow upside down, on top of her head. She approached a fence and tripped over it. Gnawty chirped some more angry noises to Fritter, who gasped.

"Now, hang on now! It ain't my fault she's actin' like that," Apple Fritter stubbornly said. "'Sides, she can take care of herself!" She looked down again at Applejack who was now upside down inside the wheel barrow, moving her legs in the air like she was still walking. "Hmm... But I guess it wouldn't hurt to help her with the chores," Fritter said sheepishly as she took Gnawty Bit's angry glare.

Apple Fritter and Gnawty Bits headed outside to assist Applejack, stopping briefly to chat with Applebloom who was angry about her tiff with Scootaloo, who Applebloom believed had lied about her cutie mark last night, but it was really just Applejack who had lied to Applebloom in order to remove her from the situation when AJ was having her own fight with Apple Fritter, who had enlisted her beaver pal to steal Applejack's prized apple, Alejandro, in order to gain her blessing in keeping that same beaver pal in the family and this whole paragraph is one long, annoying and totally unnecessary sentence, and it's probably not grammatically correct, but who cares, because you're reading a story about ponies who SOMETIMES BOINK EACH OTHER.

Anyway, after having that chat, Apple Fritter and Gnawty Bits headed out into the fields looking for Applejack, who was stuck in the same place they saw from the window. After pulling AJ out of the tipped over wheel barrow, Fritter set her up straight, dusted her off and put her hat on right.

"See. Like I told ya, she's fine," Apple Fritter said to Gnawty Bits, who still wasn't convinced. Applejack responded to none of this and just keep walking into the fields. Before long, AJ ran into another obstacle, walking head-on into an apple tree.

"Good morning, Twilight," Applejack said nonchalantly after taking a face full of tree bark.

"Heh heh," Apple Fritter laughed sheepishly. "She thinks that tree is Twilight." She stated this to Gnawty, who had had enough. The beaver angrily leapt up and did a twist, slamming her tail across Fritter's face. "Oof!" Apple Fritter responded. "Why'd you do that!?" She rubbed her sore cheek as Gnawty chirped out an angry spiel. The beaver kept pointing to the useless Applejack and then back to Fritter. "Oh, you're right!" Apple Fritter finally admitted. "Applejack's a mess! And it's my fault! But, I jus' wanted to keep you in the family so bad! But if AJ's stuck like this, she can't do chores! Sweet Apple Acres will go out of business! She won't be able to save the world with her friends! And most importantly, she'll never pleasure my [expletive removed for being too indecent for little ponies] again! Oh, Gnawty Bits, what should I do!?"

The little beaver looked sadly at Apple Fritter and then longingly at the house she was just accepted into. With tiny beaver tears in her eyes, she pulled out a stick with a small colorful bag of belongings tied on the end.

"*GASP*! No, you can't leave!" Apple Fritter cried at the seeing the traveling stick. She bent down the beaver's level and swelled up with tears. "I love AJ, but I love you too!" Gnawty Bits just shook her head and placed a finger on Fritter's lips to shush her. Apple Fritter knew what the gesture meant. Giving a bucktoothed grin to the pony, Gnawty started to waddle away, solemnly. "Gnawty Bits!" Apple Fritter called out as the beaver left. "I'll... I'll never forget you!" Gnawty ascended to the top of a hill, turned to wave and descended on the other side, out of sight. "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!" Apple Fritter cried out to the heavens as the camera pulled up and we probably went to a commercial.

Apple Fritter lay, defeated, sobbing to herself for the duration of a couple commercials. Oh, how things had gone horribly wrong! Fritter wanted nothing more than to squeeze Applejack tight to relieve the sorrow, but she couldn't even get up off the ground until she finished crying. Looking up and glancing around, she called out to her lover in a feeble attempt to bring herself some happiness.

"Applejack?" No response. The orange farm pony had wandered off in her daze and was nowhere to be found. "Oh, I'm all alone now," Apple Fritter sobbed. But her mourning wasn't to last long, for Apple Fritter soon heard a distant noise. It sounded like a squeal. "What was that?" she muttered under her breath. Listening more intensely, she heard it again.

"Squeeeaaak!"

It was faint, but Apple Fritter was sure. "Gnawty Bits!" she cried out. Her beaver was in trouble! Quickly surmising the direction of the cry, Fritter charged off.

"Squeeak!! Squeeeaaak!!"

Apple Fritter heard Gnawty Bit's desperate cries a few more times, each sounding closer than the last, as she traversed the hills of Sweet Apple Acres until she came upon the beaver.

"GNAWTY!" Apple Fritter shouted upon the top of a hill, just near the edge of the forest. At the tree's edge, just beyond the fence bordering the property, she saw her beaver being dragged off by a timberwolf! The gnarly wooden wolf had its stake-like fangs deep into Gnawty Bits's tail, dragging the poor beaver along the ground. Gnawty was resisting with all her might; her forepaws dug into the dirt to try to slow down the beavernapping. She kicked at the wolf's snout with her legs. "Let go of her!" Apple Fritter shouted from afar. Gnawty didn't even hear Fritter call out, but before much longer, the pony charged down the hill, leapt over the picket fence and slammed into the timberwolf without thought. The startled wolf released Gnawty Bits and the beaver herself bounced up immediately. "Are you alright, sweetie!?" Fritter asked through gasps of air after she shook off the dizziness from running headfirst into a wooden wolf.

Before Gnawty Bits could respond, Apple Fritter scooped her up and began to run away. However, they didn't get far. Two nearby Timberwolves had circled around her and now blocked their escape. The packmates encroached slowly towards Fritter who had to screech to a halt to avoid becoming breakfast She turned to retreat into the forest, but the first timberwolf had gotten up and shaken off the impact. They were surrounded!

"Applejack!" Apple Fritter called out instinctively, but there was no response. With the three wolves coming in closer, Apple Fritter took Gnawty Bits in her hooves and kissed the creature goodbye. "I love you. Now, get out of here! Survive! You hear me? SURVIVE!" With those dramatic words, Apple Fritter took Gnawty in her hooves like a football and hurled the rodent far over the wolves' heads.

After Gnawty Bits landed with the poise of a walrus, the beaver turned back to watch in horror as the three wolves descended onto Apple Fritter without hesitation. One bit into her leg to lock her in place. The other two sunk their fangs into her flesh on her flank and neck. With vicious proficiency, they yanked her apart, killing her. They bit and tore her body to shreds, covering themselves in red as they feasted. Her entrails spilled onto the blood soaked grass.

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(Wait, that can't be right. Let me just check my notes here. ... ...Chapter 3... Here we go... Wakes up... Licks eyeball... Applejack in a daze... yadda yadda... Timberwolves... uh-huh... Oh!)

My bad. The wolves didn't kill Apple Fritter, they just bit into her leg and dragged her into the woods. Gnawty Bits ran around in circles, flailing in desperation and panic after her owner was taken. What to do!? A light bulb appeared above the beaver's head as she remembered something. Without hesitation, she scurried back into the fields of Sweet Apple Acres.

Fortunately, Gnawty Bits didn't have to run far before she came upon Applejack who was standing in a creek, lapping up the water in a daze.

"Boy, howdy," Applejack stated with no emotion at nopony in particular. "I sure do love beavers. They're so tasty." Without hesitation Gnawty Bits scrambled up to Applejack and started squeaking in desperation, pointing frantically back towards the forest. "Good morning, Gnawty Bits," Applejack stated upon seeing the beaver, not remembering she already greeted her.

Realizing Applejack was still in a weird daze, Gnawty Bits leapt and slapped her in the face, like she had done with Apple Fritter. AJ stood with her face sore and comically a bit deformed from the attack.

"Good morning, Twilight. Would you like some beaver?" Applejack said, still not roused from her dazed state, as her face returned to normal. Frustrated, Gnawty Bits climbed onto AJ's back and started tugging at her mane and stomping on her. No effect. "Isn't it fantastic we have a beaver?" Finally having enough, Gnawty Bits raised her tail as high as possible and slammed it down as hard as she could on Applejack's butt.

"Apple Fritter!?" Applejack shouted instinctively as she was slapped, finally jostling her from her stupor. She looked around in confusion before realizing who was on her back. "Hey, git off you varmint! Only Apple Fritter is allowed to smack my plump pony rear! ...And only on Tuesdays..."

Gnawty Bits obliged and hopped off. She began to frantically chirp and point like before, but this time, Applejack was paying attention.

"What they hay are you goin' on about?" Applejack said as she rubbed her sore flank. "I don't understand yer gibberish."

Unable to communicate verbally, Gnawty Bits started to charade out the situation. It would be really difficult to describe everything Gnawty did using descriptive words, so let's save some time and just say Applejack eventually got the point.

"Timberwolves!? And they got Apple Fritter!? Come on, we have tah save her!" Without hesitation, Applejack scooped Gnawty Bits onto her back and galloped in the direction she was shown.

Elsewhere, not too deep in the Everfree Forest, Apple Fritter pleaded with the wolf that was dragging her deeper into the woods by her hind leg.

"Please, you don't want to eat me!" Apple Fritter started, the aching in her bleeding leg not stopping her from rambling. "You know, I'm from Appleloosa. It's a desert! I probably taste like sand!" The pleading did nothing for the animal and it's two packmates who didn't understand a word. Fritter continued to ramble, regardless. "Then again, I've gotten all sorts of Applejack's fluids inside me, one way or another. I probably taste like an incestuous lesbian cocktail! ...Oops! I mean, you wouldn't be in to that sort of thing, would you?" The wolf responded by sinking its timber fangs deeper into her wounds. "Ow!l" Fritter squealed in pain before addressing the wolf angrily. "Look here, you! I'm okay with wood, but only from Applejack!"

"Hold on, Apple Fritter!" Applejack called heroically as she burst onto the scene, Gnawty Bits hanging on for dear life on her back. Her speedy galloping had caught her up in no time.

"Applejack!" Apple Fritter cried out in jubilation. She pointed to her bleeding leg and, unable to not make a sexual remark said, "I'm bein' penetrated by somepony other than you!"

"Get yer head outta the gutter, girl!" Applejack blurted out as she bucked the timberwolf off her lover. Her powerful kick dislodged the timberwolf's fangs, and knocked the creature into a nearby tree. The collision shattered the beast into its base wooden parts. The two other wolves, snarled with anger and turned on Applejack. "We gotta go!" The farm pony readied herself for combat, but Apple Fritter leapt onto AJ's face, smothering her in affection.

"I knew you'd come save me! Yer my hero!" Apple Fritter squeezed as she squealed.

"Consarn it! Yer blockin' my view, Fritter!" Applejack shouted. Apple Fritter had latched onto her face in a cartoony embrace that she couldn't shake off. She struggled to hold up Fritter with one of her forelegs. "I can't see the wolves!"

"I'll be yer eyes!" Apple Fritter spouted proudly, turning to face the timberwolves, who were inches away, ready to pounce. "OH MY CELESTIA! THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!"

Applejack took the cue, spun around and started bucking randomly in the direction she thought the wolves were.

"That's it! Git 'em! Git 'em!" Apple Fritter cheered as Applejack's hits managed to make contact with the two wolves who both shattered from the impact. "You did it, AJ!" Fritter cheered, still hanging off of Applejack's neck.

Gnawty Bits, who was still desperately clung to Applejack's back, began squeaking in a panic and pointing.

"Gnawty!" Apple Fritter cried out upon realizing the beaver was there. "You came too! ...Wait, what do you mean?" The pony turned from her beaver pet and saw a horrid sight. The first timberwolf that Applejack had destroyed began to reconstitute it self. Green fog magically lifted the jagged wood and leaves into their proper place, restoring the wolf to its full might. "Applejack! That thing jus' put itself back together!"

"I know, that's why we gotta go! NOW!" Applejack shouted, trying to pull Apple Fritter off her face, to no avail. "Come on! Get off, and get that rear end of yours runnin'!"

"But Applejack," Apple Fritter protested. "They hurt my leg, I can't gallop!"

"What!?" Applejack replied. "They'll catch us if I try to carry you outta here!"

"I'm not that heavy!" Apple Fritter pouted.

"Yer heavy enough tuh slow me down!" Applejack retorted.

"Then, what do we do!?" Apple Fritter cried out, covering her face in shock, finally letting go of Applejack and falling to the forest floor.

"Shoot!" Applejack gasped at being released. She was only able to take a quick breath before quickly intercepting an incoming wolf with a buck. The shattered pieces flew overhead two more magically regenerating wolves. "They're... they're gonna keep coming forever! We gotta- Wait! Where are you going?" AJ directed her last words at Gnawty Bits who hopped off her and rushed up one of the reconstituting wolves.

Gnawty Bits quickly started gnawing at a floating wooden appendage. Her strong beaver teeth cut through the wood with unreal haste. Once she was finished gnawing, she released the timber and it floated over to the nearly complete wolf. The limb attached to the front shoulder of the timberwolf, but after just a moment, the half eaten leg fell off. The timberwolf looked down at it in shock as it's packmate watched in disbelief. The wolf bent down and grabbed the leg in its mouth, and tried to place it back, but to no avail. It fell again. This wolf now only had 3 legs.

A spark shot through Applejack at the realization. "They can't git put back together ifn' their wooden parts get all cut up!" She addressed the beaver with valor, "Gnawty! I'll buck 'em! You gnaw 'em!" Gnawty Bits gave a triumphant salute and got to work chewing up the first downed wolf as Applejack rushed into battle with the other two.

"Gasp! You can do it, you two!" Apple Fritter cheered from the sidelines as Applejack carefully dodged the ravenous attacks of the timberwolves, only to counter seconds later with a well timed buck. As the experienced pony fought off the wolves, the beaver chewed them up afterwards, until there was nothing left of the wolves' bodies.

Three timberwolf heads sat on the forest floor dumbfounded at their failure. The heads turned to each other by hopping. In agreement, they all turned to flee, whimpering in defeat.

"Yeah, you better run!" Apple Fritter called after the slow hopping heads.

"Phee-yew!" Applejack wiped her brow in relief, before addressing her cousin. "Fritter! Oh, I was so worried!" She hurried up to Apple Fritter, hugging her and kissing her succulently. Once the embrace ended, she asked, "What happened!? How'd you end up out here, in the clutches of dangerous timberwolves!?"

"I... was trying to save Gnawty Bits..." Apple Fritter explained. She told Applejack what had transpired, how Gnawty Bits agreed to leave so Fritter and Applejack could be happy together.

Applejack listened carefully and when Apple Fritter was finished, she turned to the beaver. "Well now, beaver. Color me impressed. You cared enough about Fritter to put her happiness above your own." Gnawty Bits blushed a little and kicked the dirt in embarrassment. "You quickly sought me out when she was in danger AND you helped defeat those timberwolves. ...I, I guess I was wrong about you, Gnawty." Applejack was now the one embarrassed. "I... apologize for the things I said... can you ever forgive me?" AJ took off her hat as she admitted her mistake. Gnawty thought for a moment before nodding happily. She jumped up to hug Applejack. "Aw..." Applejack said as she held the beaver.

"Does that mean we can keep Gnawty Bits!?" Apple Fritter asked excitedly.

"'Course it does! We're family now," Applejack responded. "Now, come on. Let's get you bandaged up." She reached under Apple Fritter's front leg to pull her up and support her.

"Yay! I can't believe it!" Apple Fritter celebrated happily as Gnawty jumped on her back to ride her home. "You hear that, Gnawty? We're finally gonna be one big happy family!" The beaver chirped in agreement.

"Darn tootin'!" Applejack echoed. "Let's have a roll in the hay when we get home to celebrate! YEE-HAW!"

"Yeah!" Apple Fritter cheered. "And let's get Applebloom in on it and make it a threesome!"

"Oh, Apple Fritter," Applejack said with a chortle. "Not 'til she's older... Not 'til she's older..."

"Yeah!" Apple Fritter cheered again, this time with a high-hoof given to Gnawty Bits. "Incest is wincest!"

And they lived happily ever after, until Twilight drove them out of town after finding out that they are weird cousin lovers with perverted minds.