//------------------------------// // Twilight and her potions // Story: Pony Meets Brony 2: Roles Reversed // by Dark Nightshade //------------------------------// I groaned and opened my eyes. I was on a couch in Fluttershy's cottage. "What happened?" I asked. "Oh, you're awake!" Fluttershy said. I rubbed my eyes. "Yeah, but what happened?" I asked again. "You crashed," Fluttershy said. "What do you remember?" "The Sirens had just got there," I said. "Ok, no more sugary products for you!" Fluttershy scolded as I sat up. "Wow, sugar did that to me?" I asked, surprised. Sugar's never done that to me! "Ok, technically it was an energy drink, but they kind of have the same general effects," Fluttershy said. "Yeah, good point. Bad start for a first party, I guess," I said. Fluttershy gasped. "You've never been to a party?" she asked. "Only birthday parties, but other then that, no," I said. Fluttershy sighed. "Ok, that's good. Only birthday parties?" she asked. "Yeah, I never was the most social kid in my neighborhood," I said. "Actually, I'm kind of like you." "Really?" Fluttershy asked. "Yeah, except for looks," I said. Fluttershy giggled. "Yeah, we're opposite genders," she said. "That's not actually what I was talking about. You're way more attractive then I am," I said. Fluttershy blushed. "Don't worry, you're attractive too," Fluttershy said. This time, I blushed. "Then obviously you need to meet some of my friends," I said. "There are people more attractive than you? Impossible!" Fluttershy blurted. Then she realized what she said and blushed. "Wow, either way, that's that first time someone has ever said that about me," I said. "Really? That's kind of hard to believe," Fluttershy said, continuing blush. "Really? Huh. Anyway, I should probably apologize to Pinkie for crashing like that," I said. "You don't have to!" yelled Pinkie, exploding from around a corner, confetti flying everywhere. "Aha! Where did you come from?" I asked. "I don't know, the athour just put me here," Pinkie said. "So, you've never been to a party, huh?" "Sort of, I've been to birthd-" I said before Pinkie cut me of. "That wasn't a question you were supposed to answere, huh? I must take you to Twilight's lab then!" We arrived at Twilight's house, and Pinkie nocked on the door. After about 15 seconds, the door opened, reveling Twilight. "You got my messege, right?" Pinkie asked. "Yes. I think I may have successfully created your desired stimulant. What do you want it for, anyway?" Twilight asked. "Dylan here has never been to a party, and is party weak. He must train, and this might give him the party know-how that I have," Pinkie said. "Will it make me as hyperactive as you?" I asked. "I'm not sure," Pinkie said. "To the laboratory!" Twilight led us to the basement, and opened a well hidden door. "Wow, a secret passage," I said aloud. "Awesome!" We entered a large room and stopped. "Ok, you guys stay here, I'll go get the formula," Twilight said, and headed down another pathway. "So, this thing gives me the ability to party hard?" I asked. "It's a bit more complicated then that, but basically, yes," Pinkie said. I started looking around the room and noticed a mirrored door. I think it's a refrigerator! I thought as I crossed the room and opened the door. It had a bunch of glass containers with different liquids in it, and there was a cold air coming out of it. "Oh, nice!" I said. Pinkie appeared behind me. "What is it?" she asked. "It's a refrigerator! Oh, nice! Lemonade!" I said as I took one of the containers with what looked like lemonade and drank it. "No! Oh fric, you weren't supposed to drink that!" Pinkie yelled. "I wasn't?" I asked. "No! That was probably some important chemical thing that Twilight made!" Pinkie said. "Huh. Well, it tastes exactly like lemonade, and nothing's happening, so do you want some? These might be different flavers!" I said. "Yeah, somethings happening," Pinkie said, pointing to my chest. I looked down. "Holy crap!" I said, looking at my waist. "I'm a girl! These are really?" I said, poking my new breasts. "There's got to be an antidote!" Pinkie said, taking a container with a blue liquid in it and splashed it in my face. "Dang it! Got some on my hand!" Pinkie said, licking her fingers. "That's probably going to effect you some how," I said. "Maybe, maybe not, ether way, this tastes good!" she said. "Wow, I feel smarter!" And she started looking smarter, growing a white mustache. Meanwhile I started to grow tentacles. "Awesome! I'm Davey Jones!" I said. Pinkie grabbed some containers and started randomly mixing them. "Oh, wow, I must return us!" she cried. "Return us? Return us where?" I asked, checking out my new tentacle mustache. "Return us to normal, you imbecile! I miss the days of randomly throwing parties and eating junk," Pinkie said. "You used to eat people's junk?" I asked, horrified. "Of course not, imbecile! Junk food!" Pinkie said, and threw the vial up in the air. "Where you supposed to do that?" I asked. Pinkie nodded. "Um, what's happening?" Someone asked. I turned around. "Fluttershy, what are you doing here? Get out of the splash zone!" Pinkie said. "What splash zone?" Fluttershy asked as the vial hit the ground and splashed us with the weird blue/green liquid inside. "That splash zone," Pinkie said, losing hair already. My tentacles were falling off and started shriveling up. "Oh, man, I'm glad that that's over," I said. "It's not," Pinkie said, pointing at Fluttershy, who was now a baby. "Oh, wow. Are you able to make another potion to fix this?" I asked. "It'll wear off. Are you good with babies?" Pinkie asked. "Very. Why?" I asked. "Because I'm busy after this, I don't think Twilight will be able to do this, and you're staying at Fluttershy's house," Pinkie said. I nodded. "Ok, good point. We should probable get going now, right?" I asked. "Yeah, let's go," Pinkie said. "By the way, don't be surprised if I come over to give you tips for baby care, ok?"