Angry Bird

by Thadius0


June 19th - ??? pills left

Well, I don't know if these pills will work. They...should.

You filled your bottle full for a reason, I assume.

Yeah, they were there on a shelf. Thankfully. But, uh, they weren't for me.

Meaning?

They're larger than my usual fare. Meaning more potent. They might not have the same effect. Or they might have a more intense effect.

I wish we weren't guessing. Where's a doctor when you need one?

Probably caught up in whatever this change is. And I couldn't find any meat. I did pick up a hunting rifle and some ammo for it.

Oh, so you reconsidered my idea?

More like, I know that deer come through my home neighborhood every now and again. I can still hunt, I just have to make sure that whatever is on the other end of my gun isn't a pony first.

Fine, I suppose your idea has merits too. So did you bring us anything else?

Some dry food, a couple of containers for water. Couple of pillows. Basically I grabbed whatever I thought was useful at the time.

I'll have to go see.

And you didn't drink yourself into insensibility while I was gone this time, so we're making progress.

Yeah, the others stopped me from doing that.

...What?

I'm waiting for you to take one.

Oh, right, yeah. Okay, lets see how my body reacts to a five milligram dose.

...Anything?

...Nothing outside of the ordinary. And it takes time for me to get sleepy anyways, so I wouldn't know right away. G'on, go talk to the others. There's nothing exciting going on up here.

Fine. And just so you have it on record, there's nothing exciting going on around here, either. I looked for the keys today, couldn't find them. And I tried flapping again as well, didn't get very far. We saw nothing more than the occasional stray.

Fine, fine. I hear you. Take care down there.

You as well, you big lug.