//------------------------------// // You talk some TV? // Story: The Transformares: The Movie // by Hairy Konquerer //------------------------------// Luna’s pieces smoked in the junk, and over the horizon came Rainbow Blitz, Filly-Second, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Scootaloo came over the horizon and stopped at the remains and Blitz looked in sorrow. “Luna…” “Without the Matrix, we’re doomed, we’re doomed, we’re all gonna die.” Filly-Second said, with dread in her voice as their only hope was now wreckage. Blitz turned to Scootaloo. “First Celestia, Now Luna. What’ll we do?” Scootaloo looked at the remains with sorrow in her eyes as she looked at Luna, but than something caught her eye over the ridge. “Look!” Several motorcycles came up, with either Pink poofy maned stallions with a blue balloon on their flanks, Brown poofy haired orange stallions with T-Shirts and a cheese Sandwich shaped similar to an accordion on their flanks, or mares with a similar description, led by a single pink mare with a dark poofy mane, blue eyes, and two blue balloons and one yellow balloon on her flank wielding a weird axe who spoke sounding like she was on a game show. “Don’t look behind curtain number two Monty! It’s time to play, end of the line my valentine. Geroni-do-ron-ronnie-mo~e!” The Autoponies figured these ponies weren’t friendly at all, so they transformed driving (or in Dash’s case flying) in the opposite direction except for Rarity who regretted not having a vehicle mode. One of the stallions held a line and threw it up to Dash and tried to pull her down, but Dash pulled up causing the motorcycle to flip over, and crash, the pink stallion transforming into a motorcycle drove off rode by an orange stallion. An orange mare got to Filly-Second and threw a net over her, but Filly-Second managed to boost straight through that. An orange stallion was ramming into Rainbow Blitz, but Blitz extended a rod in front of the motorcycle flipping it over and causing the stallion’s left arm to fall. Dash saw the stallion get up and put his arm back on. The motorcycle transformed into an orange mare that jumped onto the stallion that transformed into a motorcycle. “Pretty easy to take them down, but keeping them down is the challenge!” Blitz kept dodging hits some of them tried to land on him. “They’re indestructible!” Scootaloo got a moment to look around and realized the situation was even worse. “And they’re everywhere!” She was right as several more of them burst out of the ground, and now there were some new looks. A few Wirewolves both male and female with either the colors of the Pink mare or the orange stallion, but not one was pink and a mare. The Pink mare stopped in front of the new group. “You check in, but ya don’t check out.” A twinkle left her eye and she twirled her axe into the air towards Dash, who than dodged it but descended down towards the pink ponies, ramming into her causing the pony to crash. The pony got up and ran to Dash who fell from the air after transforming and than brought out her sword and it clashed with the Pink Pony’s axe. The Pink Pony proved the better… Axe Mare in this fight and managed to smack Dash back, and raised her axe about to bring it down, but came up short as Dash transformed into race car mode and pedaled fully backwards but kept backing up into some junk preventing her from going further. The pink mare swung onto Dash’s sword twice, the second time broke it, but a girder clubbed the Pink Pony in the back of her head bringing her down. Dash looked and saw Scootaloo holding the girder with the exo-suit’s help. She looked up as a corkscrew ship flew over the planet than landed not too far away. The pink pony got up and held her head from the concussion she just received. “Steady as she goes bub. Snoopy visitors get mud in the eye by and by, film at eleven.” A hatch opened and out of it came ponies the Autoponies were happy to see, including Rainbow Blitz. “It’s Twilight!” “And Applejack and the Maximares.” Scootaloo said seconding the emotion. AJ looked around seeing all the ponies and wirewolves made of junk and whatnot than pulled out her gun. Twilight used her wing to keep AJ at bay. “Guns aren’t exactly friendly.” “Incase ya haven’t noticed, so are they.” “I’ll use a little experience you told me to try.” AJ scowled a little as Twilight made fun of her secretly when she told Twilight she should try experience. Twilight smiled and brought out a pink cupcake with frosting she had tucked away and offered it to the pink pony whom scowled at her angrily. “Bah-Weep-Graaagnah-Wheep-Ni-Ni-Bong.” The pink mare’s scowl turned into curiosity. “Bah-Weep-Graaagnah-Wheep-Ni-Ni-Bong?” When she finished the sentence she smiled understanding it. “Bah-Weep-Graaagnah-Wheep-Ni-Ni-Bong.” The pink mare took the cupcakes and swallowed it gladly than turned to the other ponies. “Bah-Weep-Graaagnah-Wheep-Ni-Ni-Bong!” The junk ponies grinned repeating the universal greeting. “Bah-Weep-Graaagnah-Wheep-Ni-Ni-Bong!” Several brought out blue cannons that shot out decorations and various party favors. All the ponies danced in celebration as the Autoponies turned out to be friends to a familiar song Echo during the initial fight he resumed playing, smiling as his selection of music was finally appreciated. Twilight and the Pink Mare danced in a duet holding each others hooves while Zecora and Scootaloo breakdanced, the others going solo having realized these ponies were friendly and it was a simply misunderstanding. An orange stallion walked to Fluttershy, and gave her a kiss on the snout, much to the Aniponies objection, as she tried to wipe it off her snout immediately after. “Yuck! Me Fluttershy not kisser, me Fluttershy Queen.” The pink mare banged on a trashcan as the song came to it's end. “Have a nice day. Please close cover before striking friends. Friends, Romares, Pinkions, lend me your ears. We no fight more forever, for Friendship, thy name is Pinkie Pie!” Twilight laughed at the pink mare’s eccentric behavior. “I’m Twilight Sparkle. Where’d ya learn to talk like that?” Pinkie Pie reached into her mane and brought out a mini TV. “We see TV, we Talk TV. You talk some TV?” Applejack responded. “Ah talk some TV, now the news. Don’t touch that dial, void were prohibited.” Some Pinkions repeated the universal greeting as they walked down carrying Luna’s parts. “Bah-Weep-Graaagnah-Wheep-Ni-Ni-Bong.” Despite it being past using the greeting. Pinkie Pie than looked over the remains of Luna, and turned to the Autoponies as Pinkions began to fix up the pieces. “Don’t worry we’ll have your friend back up with a brand new 90-day warranty or your money back.” The Pinkions gathered up all of Luna’s parts, put them in their right spots and made sure all the screws were in right. They than poured a bit of lubricant on her and wiped it up, when they were done, Luna was there on her back, all parts in their place, chest open and her eyes closed. Pinkie put an Energon cube into Luna’s chest. “Happy motoring.” Pinkie Pie somehow got a rooster costume on. “Cock-a-doodle-do!” She bellowed as Luna’s chest closed and she sprung to life coughing taking in breaths shocked to be living again, looking around surprised seeing everyone who cheered. “She’s alive!” Scootaloo proclaimed in joy. Luna looked around with a weak smile on her face. “You’re all okay.” Twilight looked to Luna with concern. “The Matrix?” “It's gone.” Applejack took her hat off looking defeated. “And with it all hope.” Twilight refused to give up when they didn’t have it. “No!” Luna looked to Twilight. “Kul’as has it.” “Where’s Kul’as? Where is he?” Twilight asked, horn glowing ready to fire. Pinkie Pie responded. “And the answer is…no idea." Pinkie replied. "Omega Blot. It's the only one I know wants the Matrix gone if it's as powerful as you told me.” Derpy replied giving an answer. “Then we got to destroy Omega Blot.” Twilight responded “Yeah. Destroy Omega Blot. Kill the grand Poobah. Shine white without the toughest stain.” Pinkie Pie agreed. The Pinkions repeated Pinkie’s chant as he went to a broken panel and pressed a button. “Take the new sleekest model, our compliments.” A large ship arose from the junk and pointed upward. The Pinkions ran for the ship repeating Pinkie’s chant as they ran. Luna only looked awestruck as they had a ship hot off the planet for this. “Just a little something we make in our spare time. Yet we still can’t make ovens for cupcakes.” Pinkie than simply bounced over to the ship. Twilight ran for the ship before Luna stopped her. "Twilight." "What?" "Before Kul'as killed me, he told me something, something that's still haunting me and will continue to even when this is all over." "What is it? Something about us all dying or some other cliche one liner?" "No. He told me who he used to be. He told me to die knowing my death and Celestia's came at the hands of Shi'va." "But Shi'va's dead." Twilight responded confused. "You don't get it. Kul'as is Shi'va. Rebuilt somehow, he even used her same voice to haunt me in my last moments. It worked." Twilight's eyes welled up with tears as she began to grit her teeth knowing what it meant. "N-no... it's not fair... I WON'T LET CELESTIA TO HAVE DIED FOR NOTHING!" She began running into the Changeling ship they took at full speed. "Twilight wait!" Luna begged reaching out to Twilight knowing what she would do. "I WON'T LET HER LIVE ONE MORE CYCLE KNOWING SHE OUTLIVED CELESTIA PRIME AS SHI'VA AND SHE'LL WIN THIS WAR AS KUL'AS!!!" "Twilight." Luna said to herself sadly getting onto the Pinkion shuttle with a sigh. As soon as everyone was on either ship, they rocketed off the Planet Pink, ready to take the fight to Omega Blot.