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// Ah,piss! 
// Story: Duty Calls, mates! 
// by A Typical Reader 
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Meanwhile... In the Changeling Hive's forgery...

Lots of crossbows and Swords laid on a huge, dark, table.
Arrows dipped in poison laid in poison-proof quivers.
One blacksmith changeling whispered into a changeling's ear.
The changeling nodded, and flew up to the throne room.
The Queen was sleeping, and the changeling knocked on the door.
"What is IT?"
"My Queen, the production of weaponary has finished."
"Make sets of armor for our changeling army. Ask changeling captains Grimy and Slurge to train a amassed army. Also, send in five changeling spies to spy on the intruders and their "rock" base."
"Yes, my queen."
The changeling flew towards Grimy and Slurge's rooms.
Telling them to train a changeling army, Grimy and Slurge snickered.
The captains walked into a huge room, filled with changelings practicing for battle.
The changelings snapped to attention.
"Let the fun, beginnn." 

Meanwhile... In Canterlot...

The RED team, fully formed, walked out of the castle.
"Well, that was some bloody rubbish."
Pyro had hugged Celestia since he was in a colorful horse world.
"Canterlot, Manehattan, Ponyvile, whassup with all the pony puns?"
Scout replied after looking at a map of Equestria.
Spy saw a perfect chance to troll Scout.
Slowly, he sneaked up to Scout, which was having a disscusion with Heavy.
Spy grabbed Scout's ear piece and said
"I am scout, rainbows make my cry!"
Scout got enraged and pulled out a strange frying pan from his backpack.
Scout whacked it into Spy's face.
"OOFF!"
"Shut up!"
Medic laughed. 
Pyro just stared.

Back at Ponyvile...

"Zat is Spy, Sniper, and Pyro, some other collagues."
Pinkie Pie bounced up to Pyro.
"Hi There!" My name's Pinkie Pie! I like cake, like to throw parties and-"
"I think the suit guy gets it, Pinkie Pie."
Spy turned and looked at Rarity.
At the exact same moment, Rarity looked at spy.
"Well, Hello there."
Scout saw this and facepalmed. 
"God dammit, spy!"
Sniper met with Twilight.
"Bloody Filtrual Ponies."
He thought.
"Hi, my name is Twilight Sparkle."
"I'm the sniper, mate."
"Oh."
Medic and Engineer decided to go back to their base, as they had plans for the incoming invasion.
Little did they know, that changeling spies have already called the changeling army already.
"Lookss like someoness in a big ssuprisse."
One changeling spy said to a fellow changeling spy in a alley.
"Do you really have to spit for spooky affects?"

30 minutes later...

Sniper was sitting on a perch the one alike to the one in 2Fort.
He scanned the country-side with his trusty Hitman's Heatmaker.
Suddenly, he saw some movement near the Everfree forest.
"Bloody Ell."
He then saw a changeling sticking his armored head out into the daylight, and resolved it.
"Ah, PIss. INCOMING!!!"