In Toru Yano’s bar, after closing time.
The blonde haired CHAOS stableman was all decked out in his wrestling gear, wearing his red wrestling robe and his wrestling tights. He hadn’t really changed out of his gear yet from the show that New Japan just had. He shouted at the top of his lungs as he hit his bottle of beer against a group of beers, belonging to some of his fellow CHAOS Stablemates, “Cheers!” He slyly pulled out a DVD with his free hand, showing them the cover…. which had his face on it. He gave a grin, “You all would buy my DVD when it comes out, right? Toru Yano’s Self Produced DVD Project! I mean…” He pulled out another DVD marked CHAOS, and grinned, “The school one is a best seller! Because you all listened to the Producer! Say it with me, THE PRODUCER’S WORD IS LAW!”
One of them, a man wearing sunglasses with a shaved head was looking straight at Yano, “Just get us more beers and stop trying to sell us DVDs.”
Yano chuckled as he stood up after drinking the rest of his beer, “… Geez, alright, Ishii.” He stood up as he made his way over to the fridge of the bar. He slowly opened it, taking a look around. “Bottled Water….” He picked up one of the bottled waters, still looking for another case of beer, apparently… they were out. He laughed a bit as he closed the fridge, looking at the others. “Hey, we’re out of beer! The truck won’t come in till tomorrow, I think we’re done.” Yano gave them all his typical ‘I dunno’ face while everyone else just stared at him in silence.
The rest of the group then stood up, as a collective groan was heard. They all bid good night to Yano as they all left, a few of them dragging out the really drunk YOSHI-HASHI who was out like a light. He took a look around the bar, chuckling as he took a look back at the dvds in his hand, “Red Shoes better buy ten thousand copies!”
Yano took a sip of his bottled water as he walked off to check the damages to the bathroom, he opened it, but only saw darkness. The lights must have gotten broken by drunk YOSHI-HASHI again. He took a step inside the bathroom, and closed the door behind him. He really couldn’t see much in the dark, he reached behind him, grabbing nothing. He turned to see if the door was there, but… it wasn’t. He saw a bit of a flash behind him, and turned to see another door. Giving a shrug, he opened that one, and came upon… an interesting land. Somewhat dark, but not really, he took a look around at his surroundings. Random things were floating around, some things were upside down, clouds were floating around his nose, he opened his mouth and inhaled, sucking in the cloud. He coughed a bit as he swallowed it, it tasted like cotton candy. He attempted to take a step forward, but he didn’t seem to be going anywhere. He took a look down and saw that his feet weren’t on any sort of ground. Giving another shrug, he attempted to swim through the area. The Japanese Wrestler was moving forward due to this, and he started making his way to the only house in the area.
He stopped swimming for a moment, watching a figure fly closer. He stopped, as he watched an… equine dressed like a mailman spinning by in front of him. The mailpony seemed to be, well, unable to stop himself, and the sight of the human was just not making things easier for him. Yano just let him go by and chuckled to himself, “This place is really something. This was in my bathroom?” He laughed as he turned around, doing the backstroke in the direction of the house. He stopped before bumping his head, and oriented himself to face the door, before just rapidly knocking on the door. He then took a drink of his bottled water, waiting, as he heard a voice shouting from the other end, “Okay! Okay! Geez, the nerve of that mailpony! I already got my letters!” The door opens, and the moment it opens, Yano just spits the water out, mist-like, at the figure that opened the door. After Yano chuckles a bit, he finally looks at who he spit the water at… some kind of multi-animal hybrid. He was dripping with water. They both just stared at each other for a few moments, before Yano flashed the DVD’s in front of the hybrid.
“You knock on my door, the Lord of Chaos, Discord… and you then spit water into my face, and then flash me dvds? Exactly who are you? I know you’re a human from that… other world… but you are being very rude.” Yano just stares at Discord for a few moments, before shaking more water at Discord. However, the Chaos Lord responds by making an umbrella appear and holding it to block the water, and then suddenly water is sprayed from the umbrella, getting Yano all wet. Discord raises the umbrella, giving a bit of a snicker, and Yano throws the water bottle at his head, it hits Discord right in the head, and they both continue to stare at each other. Yano shows the DVD’s again, water dripping from them. Discord just stares at the DVDs, before taking them, and he tries to pull them out of Yano’s hand, but Yano isn’t letting go. Discord mutters, “You hand them out to me, you want me to take them.”
Yano grins, “You buy them! Buy them from me, ten thousand copies! Best DVD’s ever.”
Discord lets go of the DVDs, “Oh, well then. I’m not buying. The Lord of Chaos does not deal with door to door salesmen.” He reaches up and zips the door closed. Yano just stares at the zipper, and tries to pull it back up. It’s putting up resistance, as Discord’s probably holding down the zipper. Yano lets go, to take a few steps backwards. He quickly runs up, and tries to break through the window, but the window acts like a trampoline, and sends him flying across the chaos realm. Discord slowly unzips the door, looking to see if Yano is around. He is not, so he closes the door, and turns back to the inside of his house, just in time to get hit in the head with a large white turnbuckle pad. Discord just stares at him, “Leave.”
Yano smirks as he raises the turnbuckle pad up again, “Nope.” Unfortunately, the turnbuckle pad is yanked from his grasp. When the Japanese Wrestler turns around, there’s another Discord behind him. The trolling Japanese Wrestler is lifted by his body by the two Draconequus and is carried to the door.
Another clone, a third one, appears to open the door, and the two throw him directly out the open door. The main one closes the door, “Well, some people can be so annoying. That human was hard to get rid of.” He snaps his fingers and the other two disappear, and he turns around to take a few steps, until he sees something that shocks him. Yano is back, and this time, he’s got another water bottle. Discord pulls out the umbrella, opening it in front of Yano. “I am not doing this again. I am above this.”
Yano shows the DVD again, “Buy the DVD.”
Discord shakes his head from behind the umbrella, “No, I WILL NOT BUY YOUR DVD.” A hand emerges from the chimney and drags the Japanese Wrestler up and out of it. Discord lowers the umbrella, and well… the door opens, and Yano walks back in.
“BUY THE DVD!” Yano keeps showing Discord the DVD. Discord creates a door and slams it in Yano’s face, Yano just walks around it, looking at Discord, showing Discord the two dvds. “I am Super Producer and New Japan Pro Wrestling CHAOS Member Toru Yano!”
Discord looks at him, “CHAOS? I’ll show you chaos!” He points the umbrella up, and it creates a rain cloud above Yano. It begins to rain chocolate, and Yano stands there. He rushes over to the kitchen, covered in the chocolate, throwing everything at Discord. Discord dodges plates, spoons, knives, forks, bowls, and even a rubber chicken that almost hits him right in the face. “Stop this! Do me a favor, and flick that light switch next to you.”
Yano stopped throwing things, an apple in his hand, as he flicked the light switch, suddenly everything went completely dark. Loud thuds were heard, and then the lights flicked back on, Yano was apparently standing over Discord, the apple shoved straight in his mouth. Yano showed him the DVD, Discord pulled out a white flag, and waved it into the air, giving up, spitting out appleseeds. Yano gives his 'I Dunno' face in response to the flag.